evil tiger marries husband

Zhang Ehu was sitting on the bed, watching happily, he kept waving: "Little white snake, come to me quickly!"

Meng Cuiqiao's cheeks were flushed, and she whispered: "I won't come..." Holding the harp in his arms, he stood up and danced in the middle of the room.

Through the gap, Bai Yingyang and Ye Ying saw him standing tall in the middle of the room, wearing a white gauze that was spread on the ground like snow, his waist was as soft as a snake, looking at the pear blossoms with tears in his eyes, he really looked like Bai Maonu walking out of a book !

The more Zhang Ehu looked at it, the more he felt a fire burning in his chest, and he shouted, "Little white snake, come quickly!"

Meng Cuiqiao smiled slightly, picked up a jug from the table, poured wine for him, and still sang: "Pearl drops in the glass cup, cooking dragons, phoenixes, and jade fat weep. The embroidered screen of the Luo curtain produces a fragrant wind, and the lute blows Dragon flute. When the flute is exhausted to persuade the drunk to return home, the white teeth sing and the thin waist dances. It is the day and night of youth, and the peach blossoms fall like..."

Zhang Ehu was panting like a cow, how could he wait for him to finish singing, then rushed over to hug him, and stretched out his hand to pinch his neck.

Meng Cuiqiao wept and said: "The concubine never harmed the husband, how cruel the husband is, he wants the concubine to die..." After singing, he laughed.

Zhang Ehu's heart was beating wildly, his whole body was on fire, and he kissed his face frantically.

Meng Cuiqiao touched his chest and said: "My hand is on your chest right now, are you afraid that I will steal your heart?"

Zhang Ehu shouted: "Don't be afraid!" He pushed him down on the table and tore all his clothes.

Bai Yingyang expected that the two of them would meet again after a long absence, but Zhang Ehu was always ignorant of such matters, and probably still needed Meng Cuiqiao's guidance to make it work, but Zhang Ehu was actually possessed by a ghost at this moment , Self-teaching without a teacher, it was beyond his expectation.

Ye Ying asked in surprise: "Young Madam is... a man?"

Bai Yingyang unexpectedly forgot that he was there, hurriedly pressed Ye Ying's beak, and closed the window conveniently.

Ye Ying wondered, "Is the eldest young lady a man?"

Bai Yingyang thought that since he had seen Meng Cuiqiao's body, he couldn't hide it, so he said, "Just see it, don't tell others."

Ye Ying couldn't believe it: "Young Madam is a man... even more beautiful than a woman!"

Bai Yingyang smiled and said: "He is naturally beautiful, what's so strange?"

Ye Ying pondered for a while, then said: "I thought that only women dressed as men are incomparably handsome, but I didn't expect men to dress up as women can also be beautiful... This is the first time I've seen a man disguised as a woman so beautifully."

Bai Yingyang said: "So you have seen women disguised as men."

Ye Ying said: "Exactly."

Bai Yingyang said: "Who is the woman disguised as a man?"

Ye Ying said: "Zhu Yingtai..."

Bai Yingyang spat at him.

Ye Ying thought: "These people are so eccentric. Either women disguise themselves as men, or men disguise themselves as women. They are born to look more like men than men, and more like women than women. Could it be that they were born in the wrong place?" The more I think about it, the more interesting it becomes, and I can't help but laugh.

Bai Yingyang said: "What are you laughing at?"

Ye Ying said: "I laugh... I laugh... ah... I laugh that the young master married a man."

Bai Yingyang stared and said: "If you marry, you will marry, what's so funny?"

The two stood outside the window, but they listened to the movement in the room and looked at each other for a long time. Bai Yingyang couldn't hold back anymore, and quietly opened the window to look in.

Ye Ying saw that he was actually peeking at Dun Lun, and said with a smile: "Second young master, I only found out today that you have such a hobby."

Bai Yingyang blushed and said, "They're all men, let's see what's the matter."

Ye Ying put his shoulders on his shoulder and smiled, "Let's come here by ourselves, isn't it more interesting than peeping?"

Bai Yingyang just had a situation when Ye Ying was tossing about him in the kitchen, and he didn't take pleasure in it. Now that Zhang and Meng are lingering, he can't help but feel itchy no matter how cold he feels, and said: "Go back to the house, I can Don't want to be in the kitchen, dirty."

Ye Ying was overjoyed, and said with a smile: "I listen to you!" Seeing that he was still peeping, he said, "Don't look, don't look, the young lady will pretend to be a white slave to make the young master happy, and I will pretend to be for you too." look."

Bai Yingyang said: "Can you dance?"

Ye Ying said awkwardly: "I don't know how to dance...but I can show you how to dance with a knife."

Bai Yingyang smiled and said, "What's so interesting about dancing with knives and guns? I don't like watching."

Ye Ying said: "The moves of the Mandarin Duck Chain Knife are very beautiful, I dance slowly, it looks like a dance."

Bai Yingyang said: "I've watched Tiger dance tens of thousands of times, how can you dance better than him?"

Ye Ying smiled and said, "I'm definitely prettier than him if I take off my clothes for a dance."

Bai Yingyang was dumbfounded, and thought, "This kid is really not ashamed!"

Ye Ying picked him up and ran to the room excitedly, singing while walking: "The spring night is bitter and the day is high, so the king will not go to court early."

Bai Yingyang smiled and said, "What kind of king are you?"

Ye Ying looked up to the sky and said with a long smile: "I will show you what I can do later!"

Tonight, the "Yuhuayuan" is full of spring, and the absurd guys are tossing and turning for a whole night!

When it was daylight, Bai Yingyang just woke up, and suddenly thought that he forgot to stew the chicken soup for Meng Cuiqiao last night, and saw that the clouds outside the window were gradually turning white, so he got up and went to the kitchen.

Just after entering the kitchen, there was a scent of wine and food in front of him, but he saw Meng Cuiqiao wearing Zhang Ehu's pajamas, wearing an apron, cooking in the kitchen, his face was radiant and full of spring breeze, and when he saw him coming, he smiled and said hello .

Bai Yingyang said: "Why do you get up so early?"

Meng Cuiqiao smiled and said, "I'll make breakfast for the tiger."

Bai Yingyang saw that the table, the stove, and the floor were covered with large and small pots, dishes, and dishes, all of which were delicacies from mountains and seas, as well as rare delicacies. There were at least forty or fifty dishes. He couldn't help laughing secretly: "Last night The tiger is lucky enough for him, he is very happy." Seeing no one around, he approached him and said, "Xiaoqiaoer, I have something to say to you."

Meng Cuiqiao smiled and said, "Say it."

Bai Yingyang opened his mouth and hesitated for a long time, but he didn't say a word.

Meng Cuiqiao only cared about Zhang Ehu. Seeing him being weird, he didn't bother to guess what he was going to say, so he smiled and said, "Tell me after you think about it." He took the tray and put the dishes on the table. After going up and back and forth several times, Fang sent all the dishes to Zhang Ehu's room, then waved to Bai Yingyang and said, "You can eat together too."

Bai Yingyang watched him leave the kitchen, and looked back to see that the chicken soup ingredients he had prepared last night were in the pot and had already been stewed, presumably Meng Cuiqiao saw him when he got up in the morning, and added water to stew by the way.

He immediately went to Zhang Ehu's room and saw that Zhang Ehu was reclining comfortably on the arhat chair without moving his hands or feet. Really enjoying it."

Zhang Ehu smiled happily, jumped up and hugged him into his arms and said, "Little white sheep, I like it so much!"

Bai Yingyang said with a smile: "You foolish tiger, you actually became enlightened last night."

At this moment, Zhang Ehu couldn't possibly understand his words, and said with a smile, "Hey, how do you know?"

Of course Bai Yingyang would not admit that he was peeking, so he said, "You are so loud, you can hear it outside Yuhuayuan."

Zhang Ehu smiled and said: "After I drank the chicken soup last night, my whole body became hot, as if on fire. I just wanted to get closer to Xiao Qiao'er, but then somehow... hehehe... I can do it myself!"

Bai Yingyang laughed secretly: "Even though I put a lot of supplements, it's not enough to catch fire. Hehe, this silly tiger must be very happy to see Xiaoqiao'er, and under the excitement, he can learn by himself without a teacher." laughed and joked : "Congratulations, congratulations, congratulations on finally 'bridal chamber festivities' with your wife."

Meng Cuiqiao has always been romantic, and his skin is as thick as that of a city wall, but for some reason, when he was in front of Zhang Ehu, he immediately became as thin as a cicada's wing, listening to Bai Yingyang and Zhang Ehu discussing what happened last night without any scruples , his face was ashamed like dripping blood.

Zhang Ehu said: "Little white sheep, why didn't you tell me clearly earlier, before you made me think he was spanking my ass."

Bai Yingyang said: "Then who beat whom last night?"

Zhang Ehu triumphantly said: "Of course I hit him!"

Bai Yingyang smiled and said, "If he secretly spanks you again in the future, you will also spank him back."

Zhang Ehu looked at Meng Cuiqiao with a smile and said, "Hehehe, of course!"

Shy and anxious, Meng Cuiqiao paused and said, "Stop talking!"

Zhang Ehu has a huge appetite, and he can usually eat ten bowls for meals, but Meng Cuiqiao cooks too many dishes at present, and he can't eat any more if he doesn't eat half of them. Come, frowning: "You know I don't eat sweets!"

Bai Yingyang smiled and said: "Today is the Lantern Festival and Valentine's Day, Xiao Qiaoer specially rushed back to meet you, and cooked sweet glutinous rice balls, implying that you are reunited today, you have to eat some anyway."

Zhang Ehu had no choice but to take it and eat it, but he was afraid of extremely sweets, so it was very difficult to eat, and the root of the newly inlaid tooth was even more painful!So, I simply swallowed them one by one as pills, and after swallowing, I lay down and rested, and fell asleep not long after.

Bai Yingyang helped Meng Cuiqiao take all the leftovers back to the kitchen and put them away.

Meng Cuiqiao said: "You said something to me, what is it?"

Bai Yingyang hesitated for a moment, took off a gold chain from his left wrist, handed it to him and said, "This is for you."

Meng Cuiqiao recognized at a glance that this golden chain was the golden lock of longevity he gave to Zhang Ehu, and couldn't help frowning: "Why is this golden lock of longevity here with you?"

Bai Yingyang lowered his head and said in a low voice: "What do you think?" He took out the stewed chicken soup from the pot and left quickly.

Meng Cuiqiao sighed, he knew that Zhang Ehu and Bai Yingyang had a very close relationship, and he would keep everything in his custody, but the Golden Lock of Longevity was a token of love given by him, and Zhang Ehu actually gave it to him. should not.

He threw down the bowl and chopsticks, and was about to question Zhang Ehu. Unexpectedly, as soon as he entered the room, he saw Bai Yingyang sitting on the bed, side by side with the sleeping Zhang Ehu, with a red face full of smiles, and he said: " The chicken soup is ready, you can taste how I make it taste."

Seeing him here, Meng Cuiqiao didn't feel comfortable asking, so he said, "Thank you, I'm just full and I'll drink later."

Bai Yingyang rolled his eyes on his face, and asked curiously, "Don't you want to say something to me?"

Meng Cuiqiao said: "You said you have something to say to me, when will I have something to say to you?"

Bai Yingyang's flushed face turned pale in an instant, and she suddenly became angry from embarrassment. She jumped off the ground and glared at him viciously, then turned and left.

Meng Cuiqiao thought: "It's weird." Ignore him, and was covering Zhang Ehu with the quilt, when the top of his head suddenly felt cold!Looking back, Bai Yingyang was standing behind him.

It turned out that Bai Yingyang pretended to leave just now, took advantage of Meng Cuiqiao's unpreparedness, picked up a cup of tea from the table and poured it on Meng Cuiqiao's head.

The water splashed on Zhang Ehu's face, and he woke up. Seeing this, he was startled and said, "Little white sheep, what's wrong with you?"

Bai Yingyang didn't answer, and threw the teacup to the ground with such force that the cup shattered into dozens of pieces. He spat on Meng Cuiqiao again, and then left without looking back.

Meng Cuiqiao stared and said: "This kid is getting more and more willful and moody, why don't you discipline him well?"

Zhang Ehu didn't understand, so he said: "He's not like this usually, did you two quarrel?"

Meng Cuiqiao said: "When did I quarrel with him, just now he was fine in the kitchen, but when he turned around, he suddenly got angry, and poured tea on me on purpose."

Zhang Ehu wiped his face with a handkerchief and said, "Maybe he is in a bad mood..." Glancing at a cup of steaming chicken soup on the table, he said with a smile, "Look, he said he would cook chicken soup for you last night." , Isn’t this specially sent, he is still a child, don’t bother with him, just drink the chicken soup and let it go.”

Meng Cuiqiao was easy-going and didn't want to care about it at all. Hearing this, he nodded.

Unexpectedly, Bai Yingyang went back and forth, grabbed the chicken soup with his hands, stuck out his tongue at him and said, "I'll feed it to pigs and dogs, but I won't give it to you!"

Now Meng Cuiqiao was so angry that he was about to grab Bai Yingyang and teach him a good lesson, but the other party kicked him in the stomach first, causing him to fall backwards.

Zhang Ehu was right behind him, and Meng Cuiqiao fell on top of him when he fell. The two of them couldn't stand still, and they fell on the bed together, with their legs upside down.