evil tiger marries husband

Zhang Ehu and Bai Yingyang were very close, and they lived together in the "Baihu Pavilion" in the East Wing. Now that Zhang Ehu married a bride, he naturally couldn't continue to live in the same place.

Mrs. Zhang personally chose the Dabieyuan adjacent to "Baihu Pavilion" as her son's wedding room. Because Meng Qiao's makeup loved lotus, Bai Yingyang named the other courtyard "Furongzhai".

All the servants rushed the young master to "Fu Rong Zhai", and were about to push into the bridal chamber, the young master suddenly shouted: "Wait!" Pulling the second young master, he said: "Little Baiyang, I think of something very important."

Seeing his serious expression, everyone put away their smiles.

Bai Yingyang hurriedly said, "What's the matter?"

Zhang Ehu said: "What are you going to do in the bridal chamber?"

Bai Yingyang didn't expect this question, and felt it was funny, but then he thought about it: "The tiger has never been interested in romantic matters, he doesn't like to read books, he doesn't even look at pictures, he doesn't get along with women, he doesn't get along with Han, It’s not surprising that you don’t understand.”

When a young master from a rich family is raised until he is ten years old, the family will often arrange a handsome young man to "serve" him personally, so that the young master can learn how to have sex early, so that in the future when the bridal chamber is full of candles and candles, he will not be tied up when facing the bride.

Of course, Zhang Ehu and Bai Yingyang were no exception, Hanlou and Fuqu were arranged by Mrs. Zhang, but the difference was that Bai Yingyang and Fuqu were healed, but Zhang Ehu did not touch Hanlou.

At this time, a young servant said: "Young master, you entered the bridal chamber, hugged the bride and kissed her."

Zhang Ehu smiled and said, "And then?"

The young servant Ding smiled and said: "Then take off her clothes..."

Another older servant heard him describe it in such words, it was really rude, and interrupted: "Shut up!"

The young servant stuck out his tongue, not daring to speak any more.

Zhang Ehu wondered, "What?"

The older servant smiled and said: "Young master, you only need to enter the bridal chamber, talk to Aunt Meng Shao, hold her hand, and you will know what to do." After speaking, he pushed the still confused young master into the bridal chamber. .

As soon as Zhang Ehu entered the door, he saw the bride sitting on the red sleeping bed with a smile on her face. He had lifted the red hijab outside earlier, and he didn't remember where she threw it.

Seeing the bridegroom come in, Meng Qiaozhuang smiled and stepped forward to help him.

Zhang Ehu saw her extraordinarily beautifully dressed tonight, couldn't help but feel excited, and couldn't wait to hug her and kiss her.

Meng Qiaozhuang didn't dodge at all, let him manipulate, and said with a smile, "You're so anxious!"

Zhang Ehu said softly: "Qiao Zhuang...Qiao Zhuang..."

Meng Qiaozhuang flattened her mouth and said coquettishly, "You were drinking and eating meat with relatives and friends outside, but I didn't eat anything, I was so hungry."

Zhang Ehu said: "Why don't you eat in the room?" There were various dishes and cakes on the table, he took a food box, grabbed a few pieces of hibiscus cake and hibiscus cake, and fed them to her mouth.

Because Meng Qiao loves lotus, there are many lotus cakes, lotus cakes, lotus rolls, lotus leaves, lotus root cakes, lotus root candies, lotus seeds, etc. at the wedding, all specially made for her.

Meng Qiaozhuang ate a piece and said with a smile: "I'm a little thirsty and want to drink some wine, why don't you accompany me to have a few drinks."

Zhang Ehu was addicted to alcohol, he was overjoyed when he heard this, he took the jug, he didn't even take the cup, he poured half of the jug from the mouth of the jug, and then handed it to her.

Meng Qiaozhuang smiled and said, "Oh, you've already drank it, but I won't drink it."

Zhang Ehu grinned and said, "We've already kissed each other, but you still hate my saliva?"

Meng Qiaozhuang smiled and pushed the jug back to him and said, "Drink it all."

Zhang Ehu raised his head and drank the remaining half of the pot of wine. He saw that the mandarin duck embroidered on the bed was sprinkled with copper coins, and there were also red dates, peanuts, longan, lotus root, which symbolize "be born early", and feed them into her small mouth. He smiled and said, "Eat some dates to quench your thirst."

Meng Qiaozhuang ate a few red dates and asked, "Master, how much wine did you drink today?"

Zhang Ehu was overjoyed when he heard her call "Xianggong", and hurriedly said: "Mother... madam..." After a pause, he continued: "I'll drink seven or eight altars."

Meng Qiaozhuang was taken aback and said, "Why do you drink so much wine?"

Zhang Ehu smiled and said, "I'm happy today, I drank a few more glasses."

Hearing his words clearly, Meng Qiaozhuang wondered, "How can you still be so sober after drinking so much wine?"

Zhang Ehu laughed loudly and said: "I, Zhang Erhu, never get drunk for a thousand cups, and I have never lost a bet with others. How can I get drunk with just a few jars!"

Meng Qiaozhuang's complexion changed slightly, and then he smiled and said, "Well, let me have a few more drinks with you." He went to the gauze cabinet and took out a large blue and white bowl, picked up the wine jar, sifted a bowl full, and sent it to him before.

Zhang Ehu took it in his hand and said, "Thank you, lady."

Seeing that he drank it all, Meng Qiaozhuang sifted it for him. In a short while, he had finished drinking three large bowls.

Zhang Ehu smiled and said, "You drink some too."

Meng Qiaozhuang waved his hand and said, "I'm too strong to drink. I'll get drunk after just a small cup. Let's drink it, sir."

Zhang Ehu drank another bowl, and Meng Qiao's makeup was immediately sifted on again.

Although Zhang Ehu is fond of wine, but the woman he loves is in front of him, so he doesn't have the heart to drink too much. He hugged him with open arms and said, "My lady, Qiao Zhuang...why do you keep drinking me, do you want to get me drunk?"

Meng Qiao said with makeup: "Didn't you say that you won't get drunk after a thousand cups? I just want to try to see if your words are true or false."

Zhang Ehu smiled and said: "I'll drink it another day for you to see, tonight there are flowers and candles in the bridal chamber... this is the bridal chamber..." As he spoke, he pulled at her belt.

Meng Qiao put on a grin, and lay motionless in his arms, letting him do whatever he wanted.

But when all the clothes on the bride's body were stripped off, Zhang Ehu was dumbfounded. Although the body of the man in front of him was as slender as a willow and as white as snow, he looked left and right, up and down, front and back, and did not look at him. It's not like a daughter's house, but like a man.

Meng Qiaozhuang said softly, "Master, what's wrong with you?"

Zhang Ehu was dumbfounded, and said for a while, "You...you...you...are you a man?"

Meng Qiaozhuang blinked her eyes and said in surprise, "Sir, what nonsense are you talking about?"

Zhang Ehu quickly shook his head vigorously, and when he looked again, he still saw that it was a man's body.

Meng Qiao said with makeup: "Master, have you drunk too much?"

Zhang Ehu nodded and said, "That's right... I drank a lot with relatives and friends outside..."

Meng Qiaozhuang put her arms around his neck with a smile and said, "It seems that you are drunk."

Hearing what she said, Zhang Ehu also felt a little dazzled. He kissed her twice, and then looked at her again. Misread... He stood up, put the bride on the bed, took two steps back, widened his eyes, and scanned back and forth carefully. It was undoubtedly a man!

Meng Qiao said in a delicate voice, "Master, why don't you hug me?"

Zhang Ehu was anxious, pointed at her and said, "You...you...you are a man!"

Meng Qiaozhuang sighed and said, "Master, I am your wife, how can I be a man?"

Zhang Ehu thought to himself that his wife must be a woman, so he beat his head and looked again, grandma's still a fucking man!

Meng Qiaozhuang shook his head and said, "I'll pour you a cup of tea to sober you up."

Zhang Ehu saw that she was still using the blue and white big bowl just now, filled a bowl full of tea and brought it over, so he took a gulp and drank it, but found that it was not tea, but a bowl full of spirits!

Meng Qiao said in shock: "I made a mistake, it's too bad!" He went to pour a new bowl.

As soon as Zhang Ehu drank it was wine again, no matter how dull he was, he knew that the other party poured wine on purpose to pour him down, he threw the bowl, and said angrily: "Grandma, you still want to fool me, how can a woman have a dick, you It's clearly a man!"

Meng Qiao makeup sighed: "Master, how can a man be a bride? You are really drunk to the point of talking nonsense. Let me help you lie down and have a rest."

Seeing her sincerity, Zhang Ehu suddenly felt dizzy in his mind, and thought to himself, could it be that he was really drunk and misjudged?

Meng Qiaozhuang helped him lie down on the bed, and said softly, "I see, Mr. Xianggong, you must be so happy today, you are so happy that your eyes are dazzled and your mind is confused, that's why you misunderstood me."

There was a rumbling sound in Zhang Ehu's ears, Jin Xing jumped around in front of his eyes, and vaguely saw his bride's eyebrows and eyes crooked with a smile, and her lips gently kissed his face.

He was ecstatic, thinking that he must be drunk and dazzled, that's why he mistook Mei Jiao Niang for a man!Immediately jumped up, wanted to hug his wife, but felt light-headed for a while, and fell back on the bed, but felt sore and weak, and could hardly lift a finger. Looking around, there was a colorful scene in front of my eyes, as if there were thousands of colors The ink splashed head-on, this weird feeling, if you say it is drunk, it doesn't quite look like it.

The thunder in his ears gradually dissipated, and the colored ink condensed into balls and scattered, turning into thousands of colorful and beautiful flowers, surrounding him. In the rich fragrance, there was a faint feeling of warmth and numbness, and his body slowly Gushing out, slowly crawling all over the body, and then extending to the limbs, it is wonderfully beneficial!

Si Xu, this feeling became more and more intense. He saw more and more flowers around him, bigger and bigger, red, yellow, blue, orange, blue, purple, growing up layer by layer, Pushing him to a high place, the joy was unspeakable... At this moment, a dazzling light in the sky made him close his eyes, he stretched out his hands and rubbed them, and when he opened them again, he saw only a few rays of sunlight shining through his eyes. Through the window lattice, sprinkled on the red gauze curtain of the french door.

The red gauze swayed, reflecting the snow-white cheeks of the person in front of the dressing table flickering. This person was his new wife Meng Qiaozhuang.

Seeing her husband waking up in the mirror, Meng Qiaozhuang smiled slightly and said, "Master, are you awake?" He put the jade comb in his hand into the dowry.

Zhang Ehu only felt that his head and back were sore and swollen, he frowned and replied: "Yes..."

Meng Qiaozhuang took off a new pink dress from the shackle, unfolded it in front of him, and said, "Master, I sewed this dress for you, do you like it?"

Zhang Ehu saw that this dress was made of the same fabric as the new dress she was wearing, with a light emerald edge and lotus leaves embroidered with thin gold threads, like a blooming lotus in a pond, very elegant, but newlyweds Yan Er, it is unlucky for a newlywed to wear too plain, so Meng Qiao makeup is full of delicate pearl flowers on the temples, wiping forehead, step shaking, etc.

Meng Qiaozhuang lifted the quilt and went to dress him.

Seeing that he was completely naked, Zhang Ehu was slightly stunned, as if thinking of something, he took his wife and put him on his lap, and then took off her clothes.

Meng Qiao's make-up giggled, and said in a coquettish voice, "Sir, I'm going to pour tea for my mother-in-law later, what are you doing?"

Zhang Ehu ignored her and took off all the clothes. It was exactly the same as what he saw last night. He was indeed a man!There was no doubt at the moment, he was furious, and jumped up, but at this moment, there was a sudden burst of tearing pain behind him, and he fell back on the bed, grinning and gasping, unable to speak for a long time.

Meng Qiaozhuang hurriedly helped him up and said, "Master, what's the matter with you?"

Zhang Ehu was frightened and angry, pushed him away, and cursed: "Don't coax me, you must be a man!"

Meng Qiaozhuang smiled and said, "Yes, I'm a man, didn't you see it last night?"

Zhang Ehu was stunned, he denied it in every possible way last night, how can he admit it so readily now?

Meng Qiaozhuang put on the clothes, took the new clothes and smiled and said, "Sir, I will help you get dressed."

Zhang Ehu waved his hand away and said, "Go away!" Rubbing his buttocks, he said, "Did you hit me last night?"

Meng Qiaozhuang was startled, and wondered, "When will I hit you?"

Zhang Ehu said angrily: "Don't pretend, my butt hurts to death!"

Only then did Meng Qiaozhuang understand what it meant, and he laughed secretly: "This stupid tiger, who doesn't understand anything, is such an idiot!"

Zhang Ehu said: "Why did you hit me?"

Meng Qiao pretended to be angry and said: "On the wedding night in the bridal chamber, you leave the bride and go to sleep alone. If I don't hit you, who will I hit?"

Zhang Ehu stared and said: "You are a man, how do we have a bridal chamber?" When he got excited, his butt hurt even more, and he couldn't help "Ouch, Ouch".

Meng Qiaozhuang reached under the embroidered pillow and took out a small porcelain box, gently opened it, and a burst of fragrance hit him, he said with a smile: "This is 'rose ointment', which cools and relieves pain. Turn your body around, and I will give it to you." You paint a little."

Zhang Ehu said angrily, "You pretended to be kind when you hit someone!" Pushing him away, he jumped off the bed and went to the closet. When he passed the full-length mirror, he suddenly saw the skin of his neck, arms, chest, lower abdomen, and thighs. Densely packed with small patches of red marks, he wondered in his heart, "What's wrong... Could it be that he stabbed me with a needle?" He gave Meng Qiaozhuang a vicious look, found a random shirt from the closet and put it on, Just go to the door.

Meng Qiaozhuang pulled him back and said, "Master, where are you going?"

Zhang Ehu shouted: "Let go!"

Meng Qiaozhuang smiled and said, "Don't be annoyed, I have something to say."

Zhang Ehu said: "Is there anything to say?"

Meng Qiao said with makeup: "Master, I'm a man, you just need to know about it, don't tell others."

Zhang Ehu laughed back angrily: "Hey, are you afraid, knowing that you are still pretending to be a woman to deceive people?"

Meng Qiaozhuang smiled and said, "I'm thinking of you, why don't you know good people?"

Zhang Ehu said: "You cheated on the marriage and said you were thinking of me, so I will go to the Yamen to report to the officials to arrest you!"

Meng Qiaozhuang blocked the door to prevent him from leaving, and said, "I lied to you, but if you report to the police, it would be terrible to make people laugh!"

Zhang Ehu said: "You dare to do this because you are afraid that people will make fun of you, it's not a man or a woman!"

Hearing his sarcasm, Meng Qiaozhuang raised her eyebrows, her face sullen.

Zhang Ehu said coldly: "You still dare to be angry, I should be angry, get out of the way!"

Meng Qiao made up with a smile and said, "It doesn't matter if you go to report to the official. I sold myself in a brothel, and I have a bad reputation, but everyone will know that Chief Zhang Dabao of Meilong County married a man as his wife, and he even flaunted it in the market. , I am not afraid of being laughed at, are you afraid?"

Zhang Ehu was furious and rushed over to strangle him.

Meng Qiaozhuang had been on guard for a long time, and she stepped aside to tell him to rush, and then turned to behind a large peony vase.

Zhang Ehu moved faster, caught up to him in an instant, and grabbed his waist, making him unable to escape.

Meng Qiaozhuang raised her leg quickly and kicked him on the left shin.

There is no muscle protection for the tibia of the calf, and the feeling of being kicked is really indescribable!Zhang Ehu squatted on the ground with his legs crossed in pain.

Seeing the heavy kick, Meng Qiaozhuang was a little worried, bent down and asked, "Does it hurt?"

Zhang Ehu quickly hooked his neck and tightened it tightly, "You bastard!"

Meng Qiaozhuang's strength was far inferior to his, and he was strangled so hard that his tongue stuck out, and his hands were pushing and beating on his chest.

Seeing his tears glistening, Zhang Ehu was obviously very uncomfortable, and finally couldn't bear it, let go and threw it on the ground, opened the door and left.

Standing outside the door were many maids and maids lined up, those who brought water, those who held cups, those who held towels, they were here to help newcomers wash and groom, when they saw the young master come out, they laughed together and said: " Good morning, young master!"

Zhang Ehu always bothered his servants to come and go, now he was upset, seeing this kind of battle again, like adding fuel to the fire, he opened his mouth and cursed: "What are you doing here? Fuck you!"

Everyone didn't expect that the young master who always greeted people with a smiley face these days would yell curses on the second day of their wedding, causing everyone to take three steps back.

Han Lu who stood aside said, "Eldest Young Master, they are here to help you and Young Aunt Meng wash up..."

Zhang Ehu said angrily: "Wash your ass!"

Meng Qiaozhuang also came out at this time.

Hanyu smiled and said, "Morning, Aunt Meng!" The rest of the people also rushed to say hello.

Zhang Ehu glared at him, then turned to leave.

Several women hurriedly stopped him and said, "Eldest young master, I'm going to offer tea to my wife soon, where are you going?"

Zhang Ehu said: "Go and find the little white sheep."

Hanyu said: "Second Young Master went to see Madam early in the morning."

All the women laughed and said, "Eldest young master, you are newlywed, you should accompany Aunt Meng, why are you looking for the second young master?" After finishing speaking, they all cleaned up the couple and rushed to the main room in a lively manner. .