evil tiger marries husband

It was dusk when we returned to Zhang's mansion, the family had prepared hot water early, and everyone went back to their rooms to take a bath and change clothes.

Just as Zhang Ehu sat down on the imperial concubine chair, he caught sight of Meng Qiao's makeup shadow undressing behind the screen, and said, "Master, why don't you come to take a bath?"

Zhang Ehu said: "You wash first."

Meng Qiao put on makeup and said, "Let's wash it together, and I'll wipe your back for you."

After the truth was exposed, Meng Qiao said that he wanted to apologize to Zhang Ehu, and took good care of him every day, including taking a bath.

Zhang Ehu usually accepts it calmly, but for some reason today, hearing his calls, he suddenly felt a little timid, and even felt ashamed to look at the silhouette on Meng Qiao's makeup screen!He was restless, jumped up and ran outside, not to mention Meng Qiaozhuang asking him where he was going from behind.

Zhang Ehu couldn't go anywhere, he left Furongzhai, went up the rockery and entered the White Tiger Pavilion.

It just so happened that Bai Yingyang came out to see him after bathing, and said with a smile, "What's the matter, isn't your wife waiting for you?"

Zhang Ehu blushed and said, "He...he is taking a bath."

After Bai Yingyang helped him take off his clothes, he straightened his clothes, and found a delicate brocade box from his pocket.

Zhang Ehu said: "That's 'Furonglu Gel Cream', he asked me to give it to you."

Bai Yingyang put the small brocade box on the table, took a piece of lotus soap, and said softly while washing his hair: "Today you think of Daddy in the old house, are you in a bad mood?"

Zhang Ehu said: "When I saw the swing, I remembered that my father taught me to practice kung fu there."

Bai Yingyang said: "Daddy has been away for many years, now he is enjoying happiness in heaven, don't be sad anymore."

Zhang Ehu said: "I know."

Seeing that he was still depressed, Bai Yingyang thought about how to make him happy, and said with a smile: "You take the bride to pay homage to Daddy today, Daddy must be very happy to see you."

Zhang Ehu laughed and said, "He's a man, can my father be happy seeing such a daughter-in-law?"

Bai Yingyang smiled and said, "He's wearing clothes, and Daddy can't see him."

Zhang Ehu said: "If I find out in the future, Dad will jump out of the grave and beat me so angry."

Bai Yingyang smiled and said: "Don't be afraid, if Daddy hits you, I will stop you."

Zhang Ehu laughed loudly, touched his chin and said, "So good!" After laughing for a while, he sighed again.

Bai Yingyang smiled and said, "Why are you sighing again, are you still afraid that Daddy will hit you?" As he spoke, he tickled him.

Zhang Ehu didn't smile, and said seriously: "It's not Daddy, it's him..."

Bai Yingyang said: "Is it my aunt? What happened to him?"

Zhang Ehu said: "In the old house, he told me... 20 years, 30 years, 40 years... 100 years, follow me..."

Bai Yingyang hurriedly said: "Is he telling the truth?"

After Zhang Ehu learned that Meng Qiaozhuang cheated on the marriage, he hated him to the bone, but in the days that followed, Meng Qiaozhuang cared for him, was gentle and considerate, and his love was beyond words.

Everyone in the Zhang family, anyone with eyeballs, could tell that Aunt Meng had love for the young master.

Although Zhang Ehu is dull, he is by no means an idiot. He spends every day in makeup and sleeps with Meng Qiao, how can he not see this deep affection?Hearing the little white sheep's question, he hesitated and said: "When he said this, he looked very sincere." But after thinking about it, he said: "However, he also has a sincere face when he tells lies, which makes it difficult for people to tell."

Bai Yingyang said: "Really?"

Zhang Ehu said: "He fooled us all around before, did you forget?"

Bai Yingyang smiled and said: "That was before we married you, now that we know his secret, what else is there to lie to?"

Zhang Ehu smiled and said: "You said you hated him before, but now you speak for him."

Bai Yingyang snorted and said: "He caused you to be almost eaten by Jiaolong, and set up a trick to cheat you into marriage, of course I hate him!" He sighed and said: "But he is trapped in a brothel, and it is helpless to let you escape. He didn't ask you to kill Jiaolong... I've seen these days, he is not a villain, and he is kind. I asked him for Furonglu gel cream, and he made it for you and sent it to me. It's a refreshing thing. people."

Zhang Ehu said: "That's true."

After washing up, the servants came to invite the two young masters to dinner.

Zhang Ehu was so hungry that he panicked. He came to the flower hall with Bai Yingyang, and saw a large table full of sumptuous dishes, including chicken, duck, fish, meat, vegetables, melons and fruits. He was overjoyed and said, "It's so rich!" Chewing, praised again and again: "It tastes great!"

Mrs. Zhang reprimanded: "You will eat when everyone is ready. There are no rules!"

Zhang Ehu looked around, his mother, sister, little white sheep, cousin, and Lianpeng were all there, but Meng Qiaozhuang was not there, so he asked, "Where is Qiaozhuang?"

Mrs. Zhang scolded: "You don't even know where your own wife is, and you dare to ask someone!"

Zhang Xiuyuan hurriedly smiled and said: "My aunt is in the East Kitchen, and she cooks all the dishes on this table by herself, especially for my eldest brother."

Zhang Ehu was taken aback, the chicken was still plump in his mouth, but he couldn't swallow it anymore.

At this moment, Meng Qiaozhuang came in with several cooks, and said with a smile, "The dishes are all served."

The cook put a big pot of minced chicken soup in the middle of the table, and Meng Qiaozhuang personally took the spoons and filled them up for Mrs. Zhang, Zhang Xiuyuan, Wen Yufu, Bai Yingyang, and Meng Lianpeng in turn. The last bowl was given to Zhang Ehu, and said with a smile: "Taste how it tastes."

Zhang Ehu took it and swallowed a big mouthful, the minced chicken soup was freshly out of the pot, it was very hot, it burned his throat and stomach, he couldn't even spit it out, he was so uncomfortable that he scratched his ear and cheek.

All the family members laughed when they saw this.

Meng Qiaozhuang hurriedly ordered the lotus flower to fetch cold water, and said with concern: "Slow down!"

Mrs. Zhang scolded with a smile: "What's the rush, such a big pot of minced chicken soup, you can drink as many bowls as you want."

Meng Qiaozhuang took the bowl and cooled it for him before delivering it to him again.

Zhang Ehu took it and drank it in a big gulp.

Mrs. Zhang scolded: "I only care about drinking for myself, and I don't know how to fill a bowl for my wife!"

Hearing this, Zhang Ehu hurriedly poured a bowl of soup, and handed it to Meng Qiaozhuang with both hands.

Meng Qiao said with a smile: "Thank you." Then he said: "Don't just drink the soup, eat more vegetables." As he spoke, he kept adding vegetables to his bowl.

Zhang Ehu only felt that the food was more delicious than before, he lowered his head like swallowing jujubes whole, and ate more than usual, but he couldn't tell whether he ate chicken, duck or fish.

In the middle of the night, Zhang Ehu was lying comfortably on the bed. Seeing Meng Qiao's makeup standing in front of the case, he carefully spread out the bags of items, put them on the window sill to dry, and asked, "What is that?"

Meng Qiao said with makeup: "It's medicine dregs."

Zhang Ehu recalled the punch he had hit him before, and said awkwardly: "Are you still taking medicine, are you still in good health?"

Meng Qiaozhuang smiled and said, "It's been a long time ago. Furonglu gel is very effective for wounds."

Zhang Ehu said: "Then why are there so many medicinal residues?"

Meng Qiao said with makeup: "These medicinal residues are not mine." He took out the incense box from the gauze cupboard, grabbed a handful and put it into the tripod.

Zhang Ehu smelled a different scent from the lotus that he usually burns, and asked, "Is it ambergris?"

Meng Qiao said happily, "Exactly. I bought it yesterday, and you knew it."

Zhang Ehu is not interested in aromatherapy, but Bai Yingyang also likes to burn various spices in the house, so he knows a little bit about it.

Meng Qiao made up his pajamas and helped him change them.

Zhang Ehu kept thinking about what he said today, "I will follow you in 20 years, 30 years, 40 years... 100 years", the more he thought about it, the more shy he became, and he said with a blushing face, "The dishes you cooked tonight ...so delicious..."

Meng Qiaozhuang smiled and said, "If you like it, I will cook it for you every day from now on."

Zhang Ehu said: "That's not necessary...there are so many cooks at home, just let them cook."

Meng Qiao put on makeup and said, "I'm your wife. Isn't it normal for a lady to cook for your husband?"

Seeing him smiling like a flower, Zhang Ehu sighed, "If you're really a woman, I'd be so happy."

Meng Qiao said with makeup: "I'm not a woman, don't you like me to serve you?"

Zhang Ehu stammered: "Of course I like it, but you...can't give birth to babies..."

Meng Qiaozhuang smiled and said, "In the future, I will find you a good-bred girl to be your concubine."

Zhang Ehu sighed: "Girls in Meilong County hide away when they see me, who will marry me!"

Meng Qiaozhuang said disdainfully: "That's because they have blind eyes! That kind of girl who doesn't know what's good or bad, don't mind! I will definitely find a good girl with first-class character and appearance for you, and let her give birth to you." Ten or eight little tiger cubs, do you agree?"

Zhang Ehu imagined a large group of little tiger cubs chasing and playing around in the room, and after thinking about it, he suddenly saw Meng Qiaozhuang's face and felt a little intoxicated. , that really couldn't be better!

Meng Qiaozhuang didn't know what he was thinking, seeing him lying down quietly, she took off his clothes and fetched orange blossom essential oil for massage.

Zhang Ehu was lying on the bed, his nose was filled with the aroma of ambergris mixed with neroli essential oil, when he was massaged, the feeling of naked|naked skin was very beneficial, and he was in a daze for a moment, half asleep and half awake.

It was as if he was not sleeping, but he felt warm drops of water dripping from his back. He looked back and saw that it was Meng Qiao who had massaged his face and neck for a long time, and there was a thin layer of sweat on his face and neck. But he took off his undershirt, revealing his fair chest.

Zhang Ehu's mind was a little dizzy at the moment, and he seemed to see Meng Qiaozhuang's chest slowly developing into a pair of snow-white and delicate big breasts in a blur!The pepper milk trembled slightly, and he couldn't help reaching out to touch it, and the tentacles were soft and tender.

He really has admiration for Meng Qiaozhuang, and occasionally spends alone in his spare time, always imagining that the other party is just pretending to be a man to tease him, but in fact it is still his daughter's family!Now that his dream suddenly came true, how could he not be overjoyed, he stretched out his arms and kissed wildly, and Meng Qiao makeup naturally responded politely.

Zhang Ehu was in a happy mood, he felt the colorful haze floating around him, and his body was so comfortable that it was difficult to describe it. When he was in chaos, he suddenly changed into the appearance of Monkey King, walking on cloud shoes with lotus roots on his feet, wearing golden armor with locks, and wearing phoenix wings on his head. Zijin crown, holding Ruyi golden cudgel, driving somersaulting clouds, straight up to Nantianmen.

The Jade Emperor, Queen Mother (niángniàng), Taibai Jinxing, Taishang Laojun, Tota Li Tianwang, Nezha three princes, etc. came out to greet them one after another, as well as the Tathagata Buddha, Guanyin Bodhisattva, Manjusri Bodhisattva, Samantabhadra Bodhisattva, Da Luo Vajra... all the gods and Buddhas respectfully saluted him together, calling him "the Great Sage Equaling Heaven".

Fairy Guanghan holds fresh fruit and fine wine in her hands, and floats there with colorful clouds under her feet, and respectfully invites the great sage to taste it.

Zhang Ehu saw that Fairy Guanghan's appearance and figure were no different from Meng Qiao's makeup, and he was overjoyed and said: "I don't know how there is such a beautiful woman in the world, it turns out that she is the fairy from Guanghan Palace!" Immediately, he proposed to Fairy Guanghan, and Fairy shyly agreed.

The two were about to kiss when the Jade Emperor suddenly stepped forward and said, "You must never marry her!"

Zhang Ehu said: "Why not?"

The Jade Emperor said: "Because she is a man."

Zhang Ehu laughed loudly and said, "It's a joke, how could the Fairy of Guanghan Palace be a man!"

The Jade Emperor said: "If you don't believe me, you can look back at her."

Sure enough, Zhang Ehu turned his head to look at Fairy Guanghan, but saw that all the fairy clothes on her body had disappeared, and she was naked, revealing a man's body.

The gods and Buddhas from all walks of life roared with laughter and said, "Look, everyone, the Great Sage married a man as a wife, it's ridiculous, hahahaha!"

Zhang Ehu was ashamed and angry, shouted loudly, raised his golden cudgel and beat the Jade Emperor.

Unexpectedly, the Jade Emperor disappeared as soon as the stick went down, not only the Jade Emperor, but also the Queen Mother, Taibai Jinxing, Tathagata Buddha, Guanyin Master...all disappeared.

Zhang Ehu was stunned, then looked at Fairy Guanghan, she also gradually disappeared, and disappeared without a trace in an instant, the Nantian Gate was empty, leaving him alone.He was so anxious that he yelled at Fairy, his feet were suddenly empty, and he fell to the sky in an instant, and his hands and feet couldn't be controlled.

Just as he was at his wit's end, bright red suddenly appeared in front of his eyes, covering his surroundings, his fall became extremely slow, his body became warm and comfortable, and he felt a little itchy under his feet.

Zhang Ehu felt that his hands and feet had gained strength, so he jumped up immediately, and the numbness gradually dissipated. He rubbed his eyes and took a closer look, and found that he was sitting on his bed. It's Nankeyimeng!He hastily stretched out his hand to touch it, and found a person curled up in his arms, naked and sleeping soundly, it was Meng Qiaozhuang.

Seeing that he was still there, Zhang Ehu breathed a sigh of relief, and said to himself, "Why do you keep having such weird dreams lately?" Seeing that it was just dawn, he was still a little sleepy, so he wanted to continue to catch up on sleep.

Unexpectedly, as soon as I lay down, there was a sharp pain from bottom to top between the buttocks, it was hot, and the feeling was exactly the same as the next day in the bridal chamber!Zhang Ehu was frightened and angry, secretly cursing this bastard surnamed Meng for spanking him again!Lifting the quilt, raising his hand was a slap in the face, and directly slapped Meng Qiaozhuang to the inside of the bed.

Meng Qiaozhuang was woken up by the beating, and he didn't understand why for a while, so he said after a long time: "You... what are you doing..."

Zhang Ehu said angrily, "Post-posting again!" Grabbing his hair, he shouted, "You bastard, I dare to be presumptuous if I relax a little bit!"

Meng Qiaozhuang didn't know why he was angry, but he felt that he had done nothing wrong, so how could he be beaten for nothing, he struggled and slapped him on the nose with his backhand.

Zhang Ehu didn't expect that he would dare to fight back, he was hit in the middle of the heart, and his anger increased, he hugged him, lay face down on his lap, his left hand wrapped around his wrists, and his right hand crackled, knocking him Seven or eight red tiger paw prints were made on the [-]th of the eighth lunar month.

Meng Qiaozhuang's legs were bound tightly by him, and she still couldn't move a bit after struggling, so she opened her mouth and bit his thigh hard, never thinking that her teeth would hurt sharply and her mouth was full of blood.

It turned out that under Zhang Ehu's rage, his whole body tensed up and his muscles were as firm as a rock. He took a rash bite and hurt himself instead.

Zhang Ehu laughed loudly and said: "This is called reaping the fruit of oneself!"

Meng Qiaozhuang was angry at him for taking pleasure in other's misfortune, and was beaten by him for no reason, feeling extremely wronged, and cursed: "Big evil tiger, let me go!"

Zhang Ehu said angrily: "You still dare to curse..." Before he could finish his sentence, he was startled when he saw tears rolling in his eyes, and quickly let go of his hand.

As soon as Meng Qiaozhuang was free, he immediately grabbed Zhang Ehu and beat him. With his strength, his fists fell on Zhang Ehu's body like light raindrops.

Zhang Ehu pushed him away and said, "What are you messing around with?"

Meng Qiaozhuang cried: "You hateful big tiger, you have no heart!" Knowing that no matter what, he still grabbed the pillow and threw it at his head, tearing and biting him.

Zhang Ehu has never seen a man act violently, even when he fought with Bai Yingyang when he was a child, the latter never did such a thing, and now seeing Meng Qiaozhuang excited like a crazy woman, he felt a little ashamed, and unconsciously pushed him out of bed , Seeing that his nails and mouth were covered with blood, and his tears were so embarrassing, Dengjue couldn't bear it, and said, "Hey, I won't beat you."

Meng Qiaozhuang didn't care, dragged him to the door, pushed him out, and slammed the door shut with a "bang".

Zhang Ehu stood outside the door for a long time, only then did he realize that he should be angry, why was he kicked out instead?Now that he was completely naked, he didn't even have time to wear his underpants, and he angrily pushed the door in, ready to ask the teacher again.

Seeing Meng Qiaozhuang lying on the bed in a state of embarrassment, weeping bitterly, he took his shirt and quietly returned it.