evil tiger marries husband

Zhang Ehu said: "Beware of cutting your hands with the knife!"

Meng Cuiqiao said: "Aren't you practicing sword skills? Take me to practice together."

Zhang Ehu saw that his eyes were blurred and his body was boneless, as if he would fall if he didn't hold him, so he held his hands from the back and swung the Yanling Saber.

This set of knife techniques practiced by Zhang Ehu has a total of seven, seven and forty-nine moves. It was created by his father Zhang Dahu. ", "The Harmony of the Harmony", "Fate for Three Lives", "A Match Made in Heaven", "Naturally Made", "Forever Together", "Phoenix Flying", "Hundred Years of Love", "Husband Sings and Wife Follows", "Respecting Each Other as Guests"... …to the end of the "grow old together", every move and every style has a name with excellent meaning.

Followed by him, Meng Cuiqiao unfolded slowly, but it seemed to be the same. He chanted softly in his mouth: "I sing and dance, and my dancing shadows are chaotic. When I am awake, I have sex with each other, and when I am drunk... I will not disperse."

Zhang Ehu laughed and said: "You caught me wrong, it's 'the same party when awake, and separate when drunk'."

Meng Cuiqiao said: "I never want to be separated from you."

Hearing his firm tone, Zhang Ehu suddenly thought of him cheating on the marriage, and thought to himself: "Could it be that he already...likes me in his heart, and is afraid that I will know that he is a man and refuse to marry him, so he plans to trick me into marrying him?" Thinking that I had punched him for this, I regretted it, and then sighed secretly: "I have the same thoughts for him, but he is a man after all, no matter how nice he is to me, he is just a fake Phoenix in the end." Yu Fengyue didn't know anything about Fengyue, even Dun Lun still didn't know anything about it, and he didn't know anything about the addiction to broken sleeves. After knowing that Meng Cuiqiao was a man, it was a thunderbolt from the blue sky, and Dao couldn't get married with him anymore.

Just feeling sorry for herself, Meng Cuiqiao said: "Tiger, your saber technique is like a dance."

Zhang Ehu said: "This set of saber techniques is called 'Mandarin Duck Serial Saber'."

Meng Cuiqiao said happily: "The name is well obtained, let's practice together, it's just 'If you can be better than your eyes, why don't you die, wish you can be a mandarin duck and not envy immortals'!" He used the saber technique again from the beginning to the end.

Zhang Ehu was dumbfounded as he watched from the sidelines. Although this set of "Mandarin Duck Serial Knife" is exquisite, the moves are extremely difficult to remember. Back then, he learned it from his father and practiced repeatedly for more than half a month before he could barely remember all the moves. I took a lot of boards.

It took Wen Yufu three months to learn only nine tricks, and he became so angry that he didn't want to learn any more. Zhang Xiuyuan practiced one trick a month, and he knew two tricks in total. Mrs. Zhang said that her daughter's family was not allowed to dance knives and guns, and she was not allowed to practice again; Born to be extremely intelligent, Bai Yingyang often accompanies Zhang Ehu to practice martial arts, but he doesn't even remember half a move.

Now Meng Cuiqiao just took it with him and performed it once, why did he remember it all at once?Hacking, slashing, chopping, and stabbing, except for the slow and weak movements, there are some inadequacies, and there are basically no major mistakes in the moves.

Seeing that he was done using it, Zhang Ehu was about to praise him, but seeing him frowning, he used the saber technique again from beginning to end, and immediately stepped forward and asked, "Is there anything wrong?"

Meng Cuiqiao groaned for a moment before saying: "Tiger, can you show me once?"

Zhang Ehu has learned this set of saber techniques since he was a child, and he has practiced it thoroughly. Now he took the Yanling Saber as he said, and performed it again. The speed is naturally faster than that of Meng Cuiqiao. Finished.

Meng Cuiqiao asked: "Is this the saber technique used by the two together?"

Zhang Ehu wondered: "Hey, how do you know?"

Meng Cuiqiao said: "I see that when you wield the saber, there are always spaces left, and some places seem to be incoherent. 'Mandarin ducks chain saber', since there are mandarin ducks, I think it should be used by two people together to make a chain."

Zhang Ehu laughed and said: "It was done by two people. I practiced with my father before, and the coordination is really incomparable!" After a pause, he continued: "Originally, my father also wanted to teach the little white sheep to do it with me. But he just can't learn it, after my father passed away, no one will practice with me anymore."

Meng Cuiqiao smirked and said: "Mandarin ducks are husband and wife, Mr. Bai is not your wife, you can't learn it!"

Zhang Ehu didn't know that he was jealous, so he thought: "Could it be that the little white sheep has no intention of practicing martial arts, what does it have to do with being a husband and wife?"

Meng Cuiqiao took his arm and begged: "Tiger, you taught me, I will practice with you."

Zhang Ehu looked him up and down, he had such a good memory, if he practiced martial arts, he might be able to learn it immediately, he said: "I never thought you would learn so quickly, you only memorized it once."

Meng Cuiqiao said triumphantly: "I used to practice singing and dancing with Yan's mother, and I have a knack for it!"

Zhang Ehu said: "So you must be dancing."

Meng Cuiqiao smiled and said, "It's all about the posture, it's about the same."

Zhang Ehu said: "But it's true, dancing and practicing martial arts all have the word martial."

Meng Cuiqiao chuckled and said, "These two words are not the same."

Zhang Ehu is a martial idiot with high martial arts skills, so it's no problem to accept apprentices. Unfortunately, he is so famous as Eihu Baochang, so ghosts dare to come to worship him as a teacher!He has taught Bai Yingyang, Wen Yufu, Zhang Xiuyuan, Fuqu, Jiayibingdingwujigeng Xinrengui martial arts, but unfortunately one of the first three is not talented, one is careless, and the other is obstructed; Fuqu is talented, but she has to serve Bai Yingyang; Wujigeng, Xinrengui, and some of them are not bad. Unfortunately, except for Ji Zhongtang, everyone has their own reasons for not learning.

Zhang Ehu was so bored that he couldn't find like-minded people to learn from, now Meng Cuiqiao asked to practice kung fu, which was exactly what he wanted, and said: "I can teach you, but you can suffer?"

Meng Cuiqiao said: "I'm not afraid of suffering."

Zhang Ehu said: "Don't talk big, if you feel miserable at that time, I will have no pity for you to cry."

Meng Cuiqiao smiled and said, "Don't underestimate people, I am not afraid of any suffering."

He could say this, and he actually did it.

Meng Cuiqiao has never practiced martial arts, so everything has to be practiced from the basic skills: running, weight bearing, kicking, stance, push-up, leapfrog, etc.

Zhang Ehu usually sees that he behaves elegantly and elegantly, has very high taste, is a person who likes to enjoy himself, and is born weak. When he said that he wanted to practice martial arts, he probably did it on a whim.

Unexpectedly, Meng Cuiqiao was dizzy and staring at the practice, but he still gritted his teeth and made no complaints. After more than a month, he has achieved some results. Zhang Ehu couldn't help admiring him.

Mrs. Zhang came to Furong Zhai occasionally, and seeing this situation, she said that her son was bullying his wife again. When Hanyu explained that the young master was teaching Aunt Meng the martial arts, she chattered endlessly: "Women are like others, how decent is it to dance with knives and guns!"

Bai Yingyang persuaded: "The tiger is so powerful, even if he has no intention of hurting my aunt, if he is too happy one day and uses too much force when hugging my aunt, won't he hurt his wife by mistake? It's better for my aunt to learn some martial arts and become stronger so that she won't be afraid of tigers anymore." You don’t have to worry about the tiger bullying him.”

Mrs. Zhang was reasonable, so she didn't stop her.

Zhang Ehu was very grateful, and said to Bai Yingyang: "Fortunately, I have you, otherwise, my mother would not allow Xiaoqiao to practice kung fu, and come here every day to inspect, this is unbearable."

Bai Yingyang grinned, and since then, he has come to Furongzhai every day, drinking tea in the living room, peeping through the window to watch the two practice martial arts, occasionally calling Zhang Ehu in to talk, and then the two of them just laughed in the room laughing out loud.

Meng Cuiqiao didn't know what they were talking about, and asked Zhang Ehu at night, but the other party couldn't make any sense, so he got angry for no reason, only thought that this boy surnamed Bai was very hateful, and came here deliberately to amuse himself.

More than a month later, Zhang Ehu asked Meng Cuiqiao to start practicing the mandarin duck serial knife.

Meng Cuiqiao had already memorized all the moves, and after doing it a few times, there were no mistakes. However, it was really not easy to use the saber to achieve the strength of each move, so he had to practice it over and over again.

Zhang Ehu said: "Don't worry, you just concentrate on practicing one move every day, and you will be fully familiar with it in 49 days."

From spring to summer solstice, the weather gradually became hotter. In the afternoon of this day, Meng Cuiqiao had a meal, rested for a while, and practiced swords in the courtyard as usual. Suddenly, he was light-headed, weak all over, his eyes were darkened, and he fell to the ground.

Ouzi and Ouxin hurriedly helped him into the house to wake him up. It turned out that he had suffered from heat stroke.

When Zhang Ehu came back from Baojia Mansion, he had already drank heat-relieving tea and was resting on the bed. His face was still blue and his lips were pale. Zhang Ehu sighed: "Even if you are diligent, you don't have to rush Practicing martial arts under the poisonous sun is the same as practicing martial arts at night when it is cooler."

Meng Cuiqiao didn't want to move at all, and only gave a soft "hmm".

Zhang Ehu picked him up, hugged him in his arms, and said, "You were skinny two months ago, I was afraid that your bones would break if I hugged you too hard. Fortunately, you have gained weight, and your bones are getting stronger now. The more meat you eat, the stronger you will be."

Meng Cuiqiao said softly: "What does it mean to be fat... If you eat too much, you will naturally get fat."

Zhang Ehu said: "That's not necessarily the case, the little white sheep eats a lot, so it doesn't grow meat."

Meng Cuiqiao said: "That's because he has a bad stomach. If you want to gain weight, you need to heal your stomach first."

Zhang Ehu sighed: "He took a lot of medicine, but he still doesn't get better."

Meng Cuiqiao said: "Stomach depends on nourishment and not on medicine. He wakes up so late every day, eats lunch as breakfast, is picky eater, always eats snacks after dinner, and still stays up late at night. How can his stomach be healthy?"

Zhang Ehu suddenly realized: "So that's the case." He murmured: "From now on, I have to put him to sleep at night..."

Meng Cuiqiao suddenly said: "Tiger, is our family a martial arts family?"

Zhang Ehu smiled and said: "I am the only one in the family who knows martial arts, and I belong to a family of martial arts."

Meng Cuiqiao said: "Then how did the father-in-law learn martial arts? Did he go to apprentice?"

Zhang Ehu smiled and said: "No, my father was a blacksmith, and he learned martial arts by chance."

Meng Cuiqiao said: "Could it be that there is some strange encounter?"

Zhang Ehu said: "Meeting an expert, is it considered an adventure?"

Meng Cuiqiao asked curiously, "What kind of expert? Say it quickly."

When Zhang Ehu saw that he was interested, his face became brighter, and he said immediately: "After my grandparents passed away, my father learned to blacksmith for a living. Once, when my father went to Shigou Cliff to cut firewood, he saw a A man in Tsing Yi, sitting on a big rock by the cliff, looks to be in his twenties or thirties."

Meng Cuiqiao said: "Twenty is twenty, thirty is thirty, why are you in your twenties and thirties?"

Zhang Ehu said: "I don't know either, it was Dad who said it, and Dad also said that he speaks very vicissitudes of life, he doesn't look like a 30-year-old."

Meng Cuiqiao said: "It's really weird, is it a fairy in the sky?"

Zhang Ehu said: "Immortals can call wind and rain, so powerful that no one can hurt them, but Dad said that the man in Tsing Yi was injured on his shoulder and was bleeding profusely, but he didn't care about it, just sat quietly, thinking about something What."

Meng Cuiqiao opened his eyes wide and said, "Could it be that he ordered acupuncture points for someone?"

Zhang Ehu said: "Not at all. Dad saw the man in Tsing Yi sitting on the edge of the cliff. He was afraid that if a big rock fell off the cliff, the man in Tsing Yi would also fall. So he kindly reminded him, but the man in Tsing Yi didn't seem to hear. Dad saw him With a sad face, he also said that he was going to jump off the cliff to commit suicide, so he went over and pulled him down."

Meng Cuiqiao smiled and said: "My father-in-law is so kind." Then he asked: "What happened afterwards?"

Zhang Ehu said: "Daddy persuaded the man in Tsing Yi not to be overthinking it, and asked him what was on his mind. The man in Tsing Yi didn't hide anything, saying that his parents annoyed him and scolded him for killing many people, but all those who died They are all big bad guys. My dad said: 'The bad guys should be killed, so that they don't hurt others again.'”

Meng Cuiqiao said: "My father-in-law is right, if the bad guys are not killed, they will harm the good guys."

Zhang Ehu said: "But the man in Tsing Yi said that his parents still blamed him, were angry with him, and refused to talk to him. One morning, when he woke up from sleep, his parents were gone. He searched everywhere. It’s been almost 30 years and still not seen.”

Meng Cuiqiao was taken aback and said: "After searching for almost 30 years, the man in Tsing Yi must be at least forty years old!"

Zhang Ehu said: "I asked daddy the same way, but daddy said that the man in Tsing Yi looks very young, he doesn't seem to be 40 years old at all."

Meng Cuiqiao thought to himself: "This person must have a good secret recipe for maintenance." Then he asked: "What happened afterwards?"

Zhang Ehu said: "Later, Dad took the man in Tsing Yi home and bandaged his wound. The man in Tsing Yi only hurt a little bit of flesh, but nothing serious. Dad asked: 'Where did the wound come from?'

"Tsing Yi said humanely: 'I was thinking about something on the edge of the cliff, suddenly some enemies came, and I was chopped off without paying attention.'

"Daddy said: 'Where is the enemy now?'

"Tsing Yi said humanely: 'Before you came, the enemy had already fallen off the cliff.'"

Meng Cuiqiao clapped his hands and said: "The man in Tsing Yi thanked his father-in-law for helping him heal his injuries and accepted him as a disciple, right?"

Zhang Ehu laughed and said: "Dad didn't know martial arts at that time, and the man in Tsing Yi didn't say he wanted to take Daddy as his apprentice, but he was grateful to Daddy for keeping him at home for ten days, and in order to repay Daddy, he taught him ten palm moves. "

Meng Cuiqiao was surprised and said: "Taught ten tricks, this man is so bold!"

Zhang Ehu said: "How do you say that?"

Meng Cuiqiao said: "I heard from the book that the parents of Zhao Yun, the leader of a generation of martial arts, 'Zhao Lu Shuangxia', once saved the life of Tie Xiushang (cháng), the leader of the Yandang School. He entrusted Zhao Yun, who was still young and not yet the leader of the martial arts alliance, to Tie Xiushang to be raised. It is said that Zhao Yun is the son of a benefactor, and Tie Xiushang should give him all his money when he educates, but he is worried that Zhao Yun's martial arts will be better than him in the future, so he hides his selfishness. No. 81 and [-] Hongyan swordsmanship, only [-] branches were taught to Zhao Yun sporadically. In comparison, the man in Tsing Yi suffered relatively minor injuries. He lived in our house for ten days and taught ten palms, which is much more bold."

Zhang Ehu said: "There is another reason."

Meng Cuiqiao asked: "Where is the man in Tsing Yi now?"

Zhang Ehu said: "He taught Daddy ten strokes and then left, and I haven't seen him since." He added: "Daddy is very talented in martial arts, and the ten strokes taught to him by the man in Tsing Yi are exquisite and incomparable. Daddy practiced while hammering iron, changed the palm technique into the saber technique, and after mastering it well, he created the Qiqi 49-way 'Mandarin Duck Serial Knife'."

When Meng Cuiqiao thought of a big tiger holding a hammer, naked, and practicing such a beautiful palm technique while striking the iron, the situation felt funny, and he couldn't help laughing.