Civil Affairs Bureau special object

A magazine hit Jian Xifei hard on the face.

It was a newly bought magazine, and the edges of the pages were still a bit sharp, and it fell down with anger, just cutting the young man's unprepared skin, leaving a string of thin drops of blood.

Jian Xifei was stunned, and suddenly woke up from his sleep, and opened his eyes blankly to see his mother standing beside the bed.

Seeing his faceless and skinny appearance, Qin Shuai couldn't help but feel angry. He casually touched something on the messy table and threw it over: "What time is it? Is the sun drying your butt?" Sleeping! How can I have a son like you who eats and uses homemade food every day, do you have any sense of shame? Get out and find a job!"

Especially when Qin Caihui saw that he was still wearing a cheap plastic seven-color earring on his left ear, he burned his head in anger and rushed forward to tear off the earring the size of a soybean, regardless of the possible mess that this action might cause. It hurt or cut his own son's ear, and he threw it out of the window with a whimper.

"Don't you look at how old you are, huh? You thought you were fourteen or five years old? Ear piercing!" She said, scratching Jian Xifei twice with disgusted eyes, but she couldn't find any tattoos on her bare skin , I had to repeat, "Ear piercing! You are a person who is about to enter the society, and you are going to go to work with piercing ears? Jian Xifei, let me tell you—the Erya next door entered the public service system half a year ago. Now I don’t have to worry about anything. There’s also Huzi on the opposite side, who is in the same university as you, and now works in a star enterprise with a monthly salary of tens of thousands!”

The following routine is very familiar to Jian Xifei, and it is nothing more than an example from the child next door.He really didn't get enough sleep, he wanted to yawn but was afraid that his mother would throw a closet on his head, so he suppressed it abruptly, rolling his eyes so swollen.He reached out and took off the things Qin Caihui threw on his head angrily, um...socks from last week, well, Jian Xifei admitted that he was indeed a little lax in personal hygiene.

Qin Caihui stuck on the edge of the bed and scolded her head and face. Jian Xifei had no choice but to slip out of the bed along the other side, took out a barely clean cover from the chair full of clothes, and stuffed the rest into the automatic washing machine. in the dryer.My mother is a fierce mother. Jian Xifei hinted three times that he planned to change his pants, but Ms. Qin didn't show any intention of avoiding suspicion, so he could only clear his throat: "Mom, I'll change my pants..."

"What's wrong with changing your pants? Didn't I change your pants when you were a child? I haven't seen anything on you!" Qin Caihui made up his mind to see if his son had any messy non-mainstream tattoos, so he said at this time Feeling confident, he started to give an example of how smelly Jian Xifei's diapers are.

Jian Xifei resigned himself to his fate and turned his back, took off his pajama pants and changed into cotton and linen trousers within a second—fortunately, he was used to wearing underpants, otherwise his mother would really see his ass naked.

Fortunately, there is no tattoo at all, Qin Caihui secretly heaved a sigh of relief, but when he saw his red left earlobe, he remembered Erya's mother's sarcasm, and felt even more humiliated, and slammed the door cursingly: "Hurry up and wash it!" Well, get out and get a job!"

Only then did Jian Xifei dare to yawn, rubbed his sleepy eyes and walked into the bathroom.The young man in the mirror has a pair of dark circles under his eyes, short dark red hair greasy on his scalp, blue stubble on his chin, a light scratch on his left cheek, and a scar on his forehead that stayed up late. The pimples broke out, no matter how you look at it, it looks like a decadent dead home hero who stays up all night playing games.

After washing his face, brushing his teeth, and squeezing his pimples, Jian Xifei hesitated for a minute before reaching out to shave his beard.When it came time to deal with the oily hair, I was really too lazy to do it, so I directly combed a retro big back hair-in simple terms, it was just a smooth back.

When passing by the kitchen, Qin Shuai glanced at him, and Jian Xifei clearly captured her emotions, which were complex emotions of humiliation, disgust, and some anger.He knew very well that his mother didn't really care about whether he could find a job and support himself. All she cared about was that there was a "cheating old son" in the family, which made her very ashamed.

So Qin Caihui didn't say a word when she saw his crumpled casual clothes, scruffy hair and sleepy appearance. Anyway, all she wanted was the fact that Jian Xifei went out to find a job.Jian Xifei didn't care, picked up the bacon bread left for him on the table with two fingers, and stuffed it into his stomach in two or three bites: "I'm going out, Mom."

Qin Caihui snorted coldly, waved the rag to signal him to leave quickly, and when she turned around, she could see a fluffy tail hanging on her tailbone.

The Great Wilderness is not densely populated, and a commoner family like the Jane's can easily own a single-family duplex.Jian Xifei first walked around to the backyard facing his window, bent down and searched in the grass for a long time, and finally found the plastic earrings that Qin Caihui threw out in a hurry.He didn't care if the earrings were stained with bacteria, so he wiped the dust with his sleeve and put them back on his left ear.

Qin Caihui urged Jian Xifei to find a job, not because it was difficult to find a job.In fact, jobs in Dahuangyu are very easy to find. There are government welfare jobs everywhere. Even if you submit a resume casually, you can find a unit to accept it; that's why Qin Caihui is very angry. This kind of random job can get you a job. Under the general environment, you have not found a job for a whole year after graduation?That's not trying to gnaw on the old man!

When Jian Xifei went out, he walked on the outer side of the sidewalk as usual. There are many cars and few people walking here.He touched his stomach that was still growling, and couldn't help but feel a little melancholy: the breakfast left by his mother is certainly enough for a sub-beast son, but...

Anyway, he came out to waste time, so he walked slowly to the mutton noodle restaurant, ordered a large bowl and a takeaway, after eating in the store, he turned around the corner and squatted on the side of the road to eat the packaged portion, and then Slightly full.

It's always easier to get sleepy when you're full, not to mention Jian Xifei is already sleepy.He looked down at his personal terminal, 10:17, well, he must be kicked out when he goes back now.He didn't mind being kicked out, mainly because he wanted to find a safe place to sleep back.After thinking about it, he still stretched out his hand to hail an unmanned taxi: "Go to the Civil Affairs Bureau."

The triangular suspended taxi was smooth and stable, with almost no vibration, but Jian Xifei, who was dozing off, woke up accurately, paid the taxi fare with his personal terminal, and walked slowly towards the gate of the government building.

Today is the weekend, and there are a lot of people who come to deal with affairs, and most of them are heading towards the social affairs building—that is for marriage and divorce. They are either beaming or full of resentment. The sloppy guy naturally avoided three points to the side, as if he had some kind of virus on him.

One of the female sub-beasts with antlers on their head gave him a vicious look, Jian Xifei touched his nose, thinking that it's not my fault that your husband cheated, but the opposite sex.

No matter how disgusted he was, Jian Xifei followed the crowd into the elevator. He was squeezed into a corner and swiped the elevator wall with his personal terminal while no one was paying attention.As a result, a number suddenly appeared on the originally blank floor sign. The little male beast whose eyes were at the same level as the floor sign was the first to notice it, and raised his head in surprise: "Mom, is our car parked on the fourth basement floor?"

The female beast happened to be a staff member of the Civil Affairs Bureau, and she explained with a gentle smile, "Baby, this building doesn't have four basement floors..."

Before she finished speaking, she saw the word "b4" shining brightly, and she couldn't help but be astonished.She couldn't help but read it three times, and confirmed that there was an extra b3 in the area under b4 that should have been blank: "It's weird, is there a new underground parking lot?"

"Oh, if I knew there was a new parking lot, why did I spend so long looking for a vacant space!" The male beast on the left side of the station didn't see any signs at all, and complained when he opened his mouth.

"It's as if there is a place in the new parking lot." His female companion gave him a blank look.

Another kind-looking old lady smiled and said, "The newly built parking lot probably smells better, so it's better not to go."

So the people in the first elevator happily discussed the advantages and disadvantages of the newly built underground parking lot during the upward process, even though none of them had actually seen it.Jian Xifei didn't say a word, silently counting the crowd to get off the elevator one by one.Until the last couple got off the elevator at the divorce registration office on the top floor, the elevator doors closed automatically, completely ignoring the astonished gazes of everyone waiting outside.

The elevator with only one passenger left did not stop floor by floor, and went directly down to the fourth basement floor, and opened with a ding-dong.

Of course, the fourth basement floor is not a parking lot. Looking around, the office layout here is similar to that of the upper seven floors, and even larger in terms of space.On the tag facing the elevator, there are seven big characters "Special Animal Management Section", followed by "Dahuangyu" in brackets.The office department under the underground parking lot does not have the mysterious and quiet atmosphere as imagined. Instead, it is as noisy as a vegetable market, with the roaring and neighing of various animals, the shouting and scolding of people, and occasionally chickens and dogs jumping and pulling ropes. The scene where the collars fly together.

Everyone was very busy, animal hair and feces could be seen everywhere, and the special objects department on the fourth basement floor was a mess. Naturally, no one noticed the small ding-dong sound of the elevator door opening.

Jian Xifei didn't need others to notice him, he walked along the wall to the office in a low-key way, and when he passed the breastfeeding area, he finally had a sharp eye: "Boss!"

"Team Jane is here?" "Boss! Woohoo, that cat bullied me."... "Boss, you are here!" "Good morning, Team Jane!"

Jian Xifei sighed in his heart, he couldn't hide, so he turned his head and nodded to his subordinates who were looking at him expectantly, and said perfunctorily: "Well, comrades have worked hard."

After speaking, he was about to slip away, but the civil servants of the Special Objects Department, who hadn't seen their boss for more than a week, couldn't just let him go, and immediately swarmed up.

The short man holding the tabby cat desperately has a fox face, but his body is normal from the neck down. He cried, "Boss, this cat is too fierce, and my subordinates can't hold it! Don't look at it so small A little bit, but its berserk hormones have spread by 87%, and I have had rabies three times this week. Just take care of it!"

Jian Xifei kept walking, picked up the nape of the tabby cat and slipped it in front of his eyes. The cat was really fierce and wanted to scratch his face with its claws.Jian Xifei turned his head to avoid the cat's claws, and took out a forbidden pen from the desk, hooked it on the tabby cat's neck in twos and twos, and the little guy immediately became sluggish, and let him carry it pitifully.

He solved it so easily, the short man seemed to be exaggerating and being lazy on purpose, the fox put on a lively embarrassment expression, and reached out to take the tabby cat: "Boss is mighty."

Jian Xifei dealt with two dogs, three snakes and one bird in the same way, and turned to ask the adjutant who had sneaked in: "Has the detention area not been expanded yet?"

He approved the application for the extension of the detention area before his vacation last week. Judging by the advanced level of modern technology, the underground expansion of a mere few thousand square meters should not take more than three days. How could it lead to such a chaotic scene?

At first glance, the adjutant is no different from ordinary people, but if you look behind him, you can find a long tail like a steel whip hidden in the trouser leg, and there is a little purple-black barb at the end of the trouser leg, swaying lightly with his shaking , It is poisonous at first glance.His expression was a little angry: "It is said that Cangboyu is going to apply for a batch of military supplies, and the funds will be allocated to them first. Boss, this is clearly bullying us, and our application was handed in two hours earlier. Well, why criticize them first?" At the end he asked tentatively, "Why don't you go talk to the director?"

"You can spit out the money after talking about Yao Shark?" Jian Xifei was very careless, and ordered the team leaders in each district, "You have to know your identities, no matter how crazy these little things are, they are food, not chopsticks. Not even a diner." He didn't say it implicitly, but the relationship between hunting and hunting is so cruel, "The magnetic field is reserved for Chinese New Year fireworks? Corey can have casualty indicators when necessary."

After speaking, he directly closed the door and entered the office, leaving the team leaders and team members looking at each other in blank dismay.The adjutant gritted his teeth and waved his hand: "Prepare to cross-arrange the suppression magnetic field, and restore normal order within half an hour."

The players have found their backbone, and their mobility is first-rate.The main reason why they didn't dare to move before was because the intensive use of the suppressing magnetic field in a small area would easily cause the berserkers to panic and die. Now that the boss has spoken, there is no need to hold back—this is the relationship between natural enemies, and he was bullied by the little sheep for the whole time. For a week, almost all the civil servants in the Special Objects Division were very depressed.

The sound insulation effect of the captain's office is very good, and the noise outside is basically inaudible after closing the door.Jian Xifei breathed a sigh of relief, threw himself on the sofa, and put the pillow in his arms by the way—recovering sleep is the most important thing!

At the same time, there is no shortage of complaints in my heart: if it weren't for that damned tiger last night...