Civil Affairs Bureau special object

To be honest, the first second Jian Xifei licked him, Zong Tong was Y.

It is impossible for Zongtong to not respond when the beast that he is thinking about suddenly shows such an obvious willingness to mate. However, after being hit by the brain supplement of the previous two days, his first reaction is: "It's over, Chongchong wants to fuck me!"

What to do, I'm not ready yet...

In other words, we are all male beasts, how do we mate?

Will it hurt?

Oh my god, I'm about to be fucked by a male beast!

What to do? What to do? What to do……

It took only half a second for several thoughts to spin in his mind.As soon as Jian Xifei's hand touched Baihu's strong waist, he was held down.

Jian Xifei looked up suspiciously.

"We, cough... let's go play games," Zong Tong was pinned down and unable to move his upper body, so he could only forcefully lift up the holographic glasses that Jian Xifei threw on the ground with his feet, "Today's Star Festival celebration, I heard that the first prize in the competition is an orange pet egg. You must really want it."

Jian Xifei: ...

I took off my pants, you told me to play games! ?

Yafu's eyes are too incredible, and gradually diverge to "I didn't expect you to be such a game straight male cancer", "Start in chaos and end up abandoning", "A scumbag who ran away after catching hands" and so on. Immediately, he would turn his face away in embarrassment.

He hastened to make up a sentence: "Chongchong, what you said - according to the rules of your clan, you can only mate after you are officially married. I don't want to belittle you."

Jian Xifei looked at him suspiciously: "Who was yelling in the office two days ago?"

It’s okay if you don’t mention the office, but when you mention Zongtong, you think of the phrase “Why not be killed?”, so he shook his head righteously: “That was my moment of confusion, our wedding hasn’t been held yet, we can’t make such a hasty handover/ match."

Orcs, a civilization with freedom of the envelope, actually say that mating is "sloppy"?

Jian Xifei - very touched!Captain Jane in Love's brain has no IQ.

He felt that the big cat must have loved him so much that he endured so hard, but what he said about the rules in the clan at the beginning was just that he was not mentally prepared for the people below, but now he has really cheated himself, and he still doesn't know what to do. Feel free to say it.

Jian Xifei rubbed Xiao Xiaotong, who was as hard as iron, trying to seduce him: "But don't you feel uncomfortable like this? Actually, I can also..."

Zongtong shivered violently, got up from the sofa and shrank back in embarrassment: "You, you, you, talk well, don't move!" He couldn't help it anymore!

Is it for the dignity of a male beast?Still want the fragrant and soft Yafu?

This is a sending proposition.

Zongtong chose to give up the exam, fled back to the bedroom in three steps at a time, locked the lock with a bang, and threw himself on the bed to breathe deeply.

The desire/fire aroused by Jian Xifei couldn't be extinguished at all, Zong Tong lay down for a while and then went to the bathroom to take a shower, and it took a long time to calm down.

dong dong——

"Zongtong, are you okay?" There was a knock on the door, and the tortured goblin was outside worrying about him.

Zongtong rubbed his hair in distress, thinking that if he continued like this, he would fall into ruin sooner or later.

No, I must find a way to make it clear to Chongchong.

It really doesn't work... We'll just be down here once, I can't just be a "female beast" all the time, it's too embarrassing!

And this matter must not be told to others, a non-disclosure agreement must be signed!

Zongtong opened the door, and before he could utter a single word with a determined face, he was put on holographic glasses.Yafu's soft fingertips slid across his cheeks, and Zongtong was shamefully cowarded, and he dared not propose a treaty to maintain the dignity of the male husband.

Forget it, let's procrastinate first.

[Team formation] Captain ☆ Keep it simple: just now Pampered You told me that their young couple has traveled to Orc Star.

[Team formation] The president's height is 180: older for the Chinese New Year?

[Team formation] Captain ☆ Keep it simple: the revolution speed of other planets is different from ours

[Team formation] The president's length is 180: Where are they from?

[Team formation] Captain ☆ Simple: Mica Star

[Team formation] The president's length is 180: Loofah Mutter seems to be from Mica too. There are so many Mica and ABOs in our guild... Speaking of which, do you also have Alpha blood?

[Team formation] Captain ☆ Keep it simple: Yes

[Team formation] The president's height is 180: Has a supernatural power?

[Team formation] Captain ☆ Keep it simple: ah [shh]

The guardian knight turned his head in pain, and walked straight to the venue of the celebration competition.

Only when he had no superpowers would he be mad enough to surpass Jian Xifei, but now that he has superpowers... can't he just lie down and be ravaged?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

The celebration was bustling with crowds of people, especially the president who is 180 meters tall and a celebrity, and there were people screaming and taking photos for autographs along the way.Zongyi refused with a cold face, turned on the team application/friend application blocking function, used his body as a barrier to protect Jian Xifei and squeezed to the registration office, and felt the real feeling of sweating under the nerve sympathy.

"Hello, the Holy City Holiday Activities Committee is here to serve you wholeheartedly." The NPC boy, dressed in red and green, sat behind the table and said beamingly to the two of them.

Zongtong supported the stone platform with both hands, covering a small and stable space with his arms.Jian Xifei is the only one in his small space, not only does it not feel crowded, but there is still room for it.

"We signed up for the Star Festival Celebration Contest, here is the entry ticket." Jian Xifei yelled at the top of his voice amidst the deafening noise.

"Master!! Ah—I'm so lucky, I actually met a living one!"

"Always look at me, look at me!!"

"Honey! I love you~~!"

Most of the screams one after another are begging for a group photo, and occasionally there are begging for mating/mate begging to be taken to fly.

Jian Xifei squinted at the guardian knight: "Husband?"

Zongtong replied happily: "Hey~"

"I am jealous."

"Wife."

"……What?"

"They all call me husband, but I only call you wife, so you won't be jealous?"

"Ha ha."

Amidst the sneer of the Beastmaster Hunter, Zong Tong changed the marriage column of his personal information to "married" as quickly as possible, and changed his personal signature to "Jian's family's big white tiger".

Jian Xifei smiled and touched the cat's head in satisfaction, and changed his marriage information to "married" and his personal signature to "contract worker of Big Cat's family".

At this time, countless players in the square were staring at the president, who was 180 in height. As soon as his personal signature was changed, it immediately attracted attention.He also paid attention to the Beastmaster Hunter who has the same signature as his personality, and the Beastmaster Hunter also has the word "Jane" in his ID, which naturally makes people daydream.

Very few players recognized the orc hunter who was firmly protected by the guardian knight.

"Isn't that the last time when Zongshen started broadcasting, that hanger hunter?"

"At that time, when I saw my best friend's skills, I thought there was an adulterous relationship. Now my boyfriend, MAX, is hugging me. Is it really a couple?"

"Ahhh~ look at their signatures!!! It's too sweet, I'm going to become a CP fan!"

"The chief god takes care of the rookie hunter, what kind of sweet script is this domineering president~"

"Are you blind? That hunter simply clicked on the bloody battle arena last month. He played 99 games and only lost 1 game to Zongshen. If you are all rookies, then we are all vegetable bugs!"

Zongtong bit the Beastmaster Hunter's ear with love and hatred: "I suddenly remembered—you know that the president is 180 meters tall, so the last time you knew I was live broadcasting, you deliberately played me?"

"I didn't know at that time," Jian Xifei glanced at him: "However, do you still have the face to say it? I lost the title of 'Hundred People's Kill' for winning 100 games in a row, and I owe you a beating?"

Outsiders can't hear their team's conversation, they can only see the two people's eye contact, and another group of wive fans have myocardial infarction, crying and turning to CP fans - idols have left the group, what else can they do besides pampering them?Must be happy!

"Hundreds of people beheaded? Are you serious about such an evil title?" Zong Tong was not happy, he squeezed the flesh on the waist of the Beastmaster Lie, "Just behead me."

"Cut a hundred times?"

"Send you a hundred times, is it enough to relieve your anger, little brother? This kind of discount and big reward is not always available~"

Jian Xifei finally laughed out loud, and his depressed mood was swept away. He dragged him onto the two-person flying mount with a clatter, and left all kinds of fans on the ground behind: "I was shy when I was about to be cut, but now Is it a big deal? Just talking but not practicing, hum~"

The ending sound was so ecstatic that Zongtong's scalp was numb from the humming, and he wished he could go offline immediately and deal with him.

It's a pity that he knows that Captain Jian's personality is a bit different inside and outside the game, and he is always more jovial in the game, which doesn't mean he doesn't covet his own ass.

Zongtong learned from the painful experience, suppressed his little Xiaotong who was about to move, and began to check the strategy of the celebration competition.

He has all the land reclamation strategies for team dungeons at his fingertips, let alone such a small entertainment competition. After analyzing all kinds of information on the official website and DGA, he immediately came up with the best way to win.

"There are a total of 18 competition methods in the celebration competition, among which the fastest scoring is the double race, the jumping competition and the infinite arena.

The competition is open until early tonight, which means we have three and a half hours left to get the points; the scores are all public, and the IDs and scores of the top ten will continue to be updated on the giant screen in the competition square , currently ranked first is [Look at that Wang], with 39 points.

We can get two points for winning a double race, and only one point for other races.After accumulating 20 points, go to the jumping competition in the intermediate competition area. All the players stand on the edge of the cliff and jump down. Whoever dies the farthest wins and gets five points at a time. After 50 points we go to the advanced division, and then we stay in the infinite arena until the end of the game.

The infinite arena is a [-]-player arena with unlimited resurrections. Killing an enemy other than teammates gets one point. The two of us will win together. "

Jian Xifei liked the confident and proud appearance of the big cat, and couldn't help but leaned up to kiss him: "Listen to your command, captain~"

The guardian knight coughed twice and quickly turned around and pulled off the mask of the helmet. Under the mask, his handsome face turned into a shrimp: "Let's go, let's go! I will become a beast in a two-person race later, you accuse me, and then ride on me Run on your body. The mount has a 150% speed bonus, so it shouldn’t be a problem. You can also use the [Totem Deterrence] skill when you meet a sensitive class, and you can be stunned for 3 seconds.”

It is not allowed to ride mounts in the game of two-person race, but it does not say that it cannot control orc teammates, so the method that Zong Tong thought of can be said to use the game mechanism, not a BUG.

The only unexpected thing is that skills cannot be used in the game, not even pet skills.But it doesn't matter, 150% speed bonus is enough to leave other players far behind.

There are also some players who were inspired by them, and those who are hunters and races are looking for teammates, but this is not an easy task-after all, there are not so many races of beasts that can be ridden, and they are playing Even fewer saw Jianxi Feisao operating in this match.

When Jian Xifei and Zong Tong earned enough 20 points to be promoted to the intermediate division, a pair of orcs + hunters had just succeeded.

But none of this has anything to do with them, they are about to go to the jumping contest~

The building jumping contest is the most bizarre one among the fun competitions. Players are divided into groups of 20 people, standing on the edge of the cliff and jumping down.

The author has something to say: There are about 1~2 chapters of the game plot in the future. Of course, the game is not the focus, the focus is on teasing and sugaring~~

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