[Comprehensive] gender conversion

The summer air in the country of samurai is filled with salty sea breeze, so that Sakata Ginko, who just bought the latest issue of jump and returned home, rushed into the bathroom impatiently.

"Ah—I'm so tired of sticky body, Yin-san, I still hate wearing underwear in summer, it's so hot, so hot." Yinzi took off the clothes on his body, and the white and black kimono and the engraved The wooden knife with the words "Lake Toya" was thrown into the clothes by the owner, and then she raised her legs and stepped into the bathtub filled with warm water, submerging her whole body in it, squinting her eyes and sighing, "It's better to soak in warm water in summer." It’s most comfortable to take a shower and then go to blow dry.”

"Yes, yes, it would be great to have the latest issue of Jump later." Sakata Gintoki, who also just stepped into the bathtub, subconsciously echoed after hearing someone say the words with emotion in his heart.

In the mist in the bathroom, there was a voice that belonged to a gender different from their own, but because of the super large amount of steam permeated by the overheated water, they couldn't see the appearance of the person opposite them clearly.

But in the next second, without exception, both of them felt that their posture in the bathtub today must be wrong!

Yin Zi's hands soaked in water slowly explored forward, she first touched a calf covered with strong muscles, then the knee, and then the thigh, it was obvious that the hard touch belonged to a pure man, and then she spoke Said: "It's illegal to break into a private house, uncle? You will be arrested by the mayonnaise serious patient Shisi, okay uncle?"

As for Sakata Gintoki, being touched on the thigh as a pure man is not something worthy of blowing his hair, but the point is... the other party still has a disgusted expression after touching him.

I hate your sister!He just shaved his legs the day before yesterday!

"There is something to say first, although many girls have come to confess their love to me, Yinsang, I am a very moral and good young man. What kind of plane are you doing, idiot!" In the middle of speaking, the upper part of the calf was pulled hard, and the pores seemed to be able to make a sound. At this moment, they must be screaming at this moment. The sourness is unbelievable. Taking advantage of the fact that the other party was stunned by his screams, Sakata Gintoki jumped out of the bathtub, "Why do you bastard have trouble with Yin-san and my leg hair?!!!! "

"It's annoying to have a silver mulberry every mouthful. Is a dirty uncle like you worthy of calling himself Yinsang? Obviously only a cute girl like me who is smart and well-mannered can be called such a cute name." Yinzi saw him Jumping out of the bathtub, he simply stood up from the bathtub himself, but after the mist slowly faded, the other party's face gradually became clear in his pupils, and then the two of them were stunned again by coincidence.

In the eyes of Sakata Gintoki, the person opposite him was carved out of the same mold as he was after being attacked by the hormonal virus of the Bump Sect, with cat-like scarlet eyes, short curly silver hair, and... ...the super big Oupai _(:3)∠)_ that I haven’t seen for a long time

In Yinzi's eyes, this young man who sounds like a dirty uncle is surprisingly handsome. It must be because his hair color and eye color are similar to his own. Yinzi is so narcissistic. Thinking about it, it's just that the opponent's dead fish eyes are too low.

"Who are you?!" x2

They frowned at the same time, and immediately announced their names at the same time.

"I'm Sakata Silver..." x2

"That's my name!" x2

"...." x2

"Well... Anyway, let's put on the clothes first, and then talk about other things." I don't know if it's because of too much stimulation, or the other person's body is too good, or the temperature in the bathroom is too high, or it's summer. The anger was too great, Sakata Gintoki covered his nose that spewed out nosebleeds like a fountain, picked up the clothes in his clothes and Lake Toya opened the door and went out.

After seeing the two identical sets of clothes in the clothes and Lake Toya, the young man's vermilion dead fish eyes suddenly shrank.It's a joke...it's not funny at all.

******

"So, you mean, you are me?" There were black lines hanging on his forehead, and red well-marked words appeared one after another on his silver head, then Yinshi picked up the teacup on the table and said without saying a word. It fell on the face of the person opposite who claimed to be "Sakata Gintoki of this world", "What are you kidding! Yin-san, how can I be a fish-eyed uncle like you!"

"Don't think that you are the only one who is wronged!" Sakata Gintoki, who was dumped with scalding hot tea and shards of porcelain teacup, also stood up with a "thump", then pointed at the other party's nose and shouted, "Tang Tang A samurai has to accept that he is a woman in another world, and it is also acceptable to be incompetent!"

"Who knows if you took a liking to my beauty and made up these lies to kidnap and sell me, don't be delusional, uncle Fisheye!" The next second he pulled out the wooden knife from his waist and swung it over.

However, he was blocked by another wooden knife engraved with Lake Toya as a matter of course. Sakata Gintoki, known as "Uncle Dead Fish Eye", was also very unhappy: "Wait a minute, one can go to the sword with bare hands." Is the guy with the amsertron cyclotron jet amsertron gun who is masturbating a strange man really a woman?! And you have nothing to look at except your face and chest. Abducted and sold You'll lose money until you don't even have any underwear left!"

"Do you guys want to fight?"

"Come here, I'm afraid you are not a pure man!"

All of a sudden, there was lightning and flint, and swords were on the verge of breaking out.

"I'm back—" In the living room called the living room, which is actually the Shura field, which is about to be full of gunpowder in the next second, Shinpachi opened the sliding door of the living room from the outside, raised his head and saw through the lens. The two guys who held up their wooden knives and rolled up their arms and sleeves were about to have a big fight, and the spirit of complaining started again, "Hey——!!! What's going on with Yinsang!!!"

"What's the situation?" The two Yinsang took Shimura Shinpachi's words at the same time, and then they didn't turn their heads, still staring at the other self on the opposite side of the coffee table, and continued to say in unison, "The one on the other side who is playing cosplay The guy is Yin-sang's idiot, and I'm about to send him/her to the orangutan of the Shinsengumi."

"Hey, let's make it clear, you are the idiot, okay? Yinsang, I am the boss of the real and fake Wanshiwu."

"It's you who are not clear-headed. If Bajiang hadn't come back, I would have been brainwashed by your point of view. I really believed the nonsense that 'Uncle Dead Fisheye is another me'."

"Compared to those, both of you, shut up!" The mirror reflected the dazzling light, and the complainant Shimura Shinpachi took out two mops from that corner, one on each side blocked the two handles, and they were about to get entangled The bamboo knife together, and then complained hysterically, "You two changed the topic almost a bit! I finally made an appearance once and only let me say a word, so I have no part in it?!"

"Wait a minute, you are... Shimura Shinpachi...?!" Ginko seemed to have suddenly discovered something extraordinary. The next second he turned his head to see Shimura Shinpachi, his cat-like vermilion eyes suddenly froze. open wide.

"That's right, I'm Xin...wait a minute, what kind of plane are you doing!" Shimura Shinpachi felt that the world in front of him became blurred in just a second, and the familiar weight on the bridge of his nose disappeared instantly. Turning his head, he saw Sakata Ginko kneeling on the floor, and the thing in front of him was the glasses that were hanging on his face just a second ago.

"My God...Bahui, Bahui, why did you become like this qvq!!!" Yinzi knelt on the floor, tears streaming down from his eyes and hitting the floor , After a few seconds of pumping, the whole person threw himself on the glasses and began to cry, "How did you become this dark blue full of smoke and wine lees! This color is only used by uncles." ... Yae, come back soon w(?Д?)w!"

"There are so many things that I don't know where to start..." After facing this Sakata Ginko who traveled from a parallel world, Shin Hachikun suddenly found that no matter how broad and profound the words were, he couldn't describe what was in front of him. This strange flower in the world, and then said to Sakata Gintoki, who also looked constipated beside him, "Speaking of Yinsang, isn't the sex-changing chapter already over, whether it is a manga or an anime? How can such a thing happen?"

"Who knows, besides, besides that orangutan named Akira Sorachi is in control of our destiny, there is an ancient country called Tianchao on the other side of the sea, there are countless fan writers, even if Akira Sorachi You've had enough of this meme, and those guys probably haven't had enough of it, either." Sakata Gintoki picked his nose, and then flicked the booger out, looking at the opposite one holding navy blue with a pair of vermilion dead fish eyes. Sakata Ginko, who was wearing glasses with rims and was crying so hard, said calmly.

"Wait, Yinsang, your words are more confusing than the existence of Miss Yinzi, making people wonder where to start complaining..."

On the other side, Sakata Ginko, who was crying vigorously, saw the color of the frame change from the familiar pink to the navy blue full of uncle's atmosphere, and recalled the person who claimed to be "myself in this world" When the dead fish eyes Sakata Yin, Yinzi suddenly felt that the other party's words made sense and she was speechless.

It's just that, as a young girl, she has turned into such a dead fish-eyed uncle who can only bounce boogers. She feels that the world is really full of malice towards her.

Of course, if Yinzi's inner monologue is heard by Shimura Yae from another parallel world, she will definitely give her two violent complaints——

The first sentence is: Kneel down and apologize to all the young girls in the world who like navy blue, bastard!

And the second sentence is: You are all Ben San's guys, but you have the nerve to call yourself a young girl. I am ashamed of your integrity!

Then there is a sap attached, this is the style of Yae Shimura, who is in charge of the Tucao service in another world.

But these are not important, because now the only person who travels to this parallel world is Sakata Ginko.

Just as Ginko was thinking of Yae, who gave her a sap not long ago, an energetic loli voice came from far to near——

"Yinjiang! Grandma Dengshi said that if she doesn't pay the rent before tomorrow, she will cut off Yinjiang's two kidneys and sell them on the black market to pay off the debt. Come out soon!"

"Kagura...?" Looking at the familiar bun face, with sea-blue pupils and fair complexion unique to the Hare clan, Ginko instantly recognized that this little loli with a Chinese accent was the Kagura of this world.

"Eh? Silver Sauce? You were attacked by the Bump Sect virus again, Aru?"

No, no, this is not attacked by a virus from the Bump Sect, but by a malicious attack from a brain-dead author from Tianchao 123 Romance Original Network.

The occasion of Ginko Sakata ([-]) /end