[Comprehensive] gender conversion

Sakata Ginko and Sakata Gin are eating rice with red beans.

Takasugi Shinju is eating seafood ramen.

Katsura Kotaro, who just joined the camp, looked thoughtfully at the char siu ramen that had just been served.

"Kui-kun, mobile phone," put down the chopsticks, Takasugi Shinju seemed to have thought of something suddenly, then turned his head and said to Katsura Kotaro, "Give it to me."

"Huh?" Katsura Kotaro was taken aback for a moment, and then, under the winking of Sakata Gintoki who was sitting next to Takasugi Shinju, he handed his mobile phone to Takasugi Shinju without hesitation.

"Thank you." Gao Shan Jinzhu played the demeanor of Gao Leng Queen to the extreme, and would not say a word.She took the mobile phone, quickly clicked on the address book, and when she found the contact "Takasugi Shinsuke", she clicked on it unceremoniously.

"Takasugi-kun?"

……

"Almost ready, we're at a ramen restaurant on the streets of Yoshiwara."

……

"Ah."

Takasugi Shinju closed the phone and handed it back.

"What's the situation?" Sakata Ginko on one side ate the last bite of red bean rice bowl, watched Takasugi Shinju on the other side make a phone call with a mysterious face, and asked quickly, "Have you met Takasugi-kun?" gone?"

"Of course," Takasugi Shinju didn't look at her, but calmly picked up the ramen and said, "After a while, Wig and Takasugi-kun will come together."

Sakata Ginko looked at her, always feeling that there was some bad premonition, her cat-like scarlet eyes moved her gaze, and looked at Sakata Gintoki who was sitting next to her, but the other party only gave her a look of lovelessness. Expressions and vague replies.

It seems that he too... was kept in the dark.

"It's so lively at night, hahahaha."

"There is such a lively place, only the wig told me, it seems that she is the only one who really loves me hahahaha."

The voices of a man and a woman came from outside the door.Sakata Ginko turned around when he heard the sound, and saw a man with an afro-like hairstyle walking in with sunglasses and a naturally stupid expression on his face.The woman standing next to him was dressed almost the same as him, except that her long brown hair only had a slight natural curl at the end, which was not too exaggerated, but the natural stupid look on her face was in the same line.

Sakamoto Tatsuma and Sakamoto Tatsuma.

"Hey—even Tatsuma is here, I said Jinzhu, what are you doing?" Sakata Ginko stood up suddenly while supporting the table, and then said to Takasugi Jinzhu who was sitting across from Sakata Ginko , "What are you and the wig doing?"

"You don't need to understand what you are doing, you just need to know that in the next action, do what you should do." Gao Shan Jinzhu also raised his hand to support the table and stood up, then turned his head and looked at she,.

Contrary to the embarrassment of silence on the other side, after ordering the ramen on the other side, he started to make jokes with Katsura Kotaro, hahahaha Jun and ahahahaha, having a great time.

Sakata Gintoki, who was in the vortex of low air pressure, said——Ma Da let go of my hand, I'm going to stay there and don't want to play with you!

Yet he dared not speak.

...that's a really sad story.

"What's that? Could it be that you...you and Wig went together? No way, don't you two often fight? You can come together and unite for me? You really love me deeply." Sakata Ginko smacked his lips, saying this with some surprise.

Shinju Takasugi glanced at her, then raised his leg, kicked Gintoki Sakata, who was lying between the two of them, from the stool to the ground, and then broke the connecting chain of the handcuffs with his bare hands, giving him a cold His eyes signaled the other party where to stay cool and where to stay.

Sakata Gintoki, who regained his freedom in an instant, ran to look for Katsura Kotaro with a happy face.

The rest, Takasugi Shinju, sat in the seat where Sakata Gintoki had just sat, and then pushed aside the two sets of bowls and chopsticks in front of him that were empty but smelled of sweet and greasy red beans: " Wig wants to tell you 'Shiroyasha, come back', but what I want to say is..."

"If there is no White Yasha, there will be no Ginko Sakata in this world. Are you trying to beat me to death?" Ginko Sakata blinked his eyes and asked innocently and innocently.

"Maybe I can't agree with some of Wig's views, but this time, Songyang told us, don't you even want to believe Songyang's words once?"

"You mean... the reason why we are in this world is because of Songyang?"

"It's her who sent us here."

"...Wait a minute, this is too much information, let me take it easy."

Sakata Ginko looked at her, and the other party's deep purple and black eyes were all tough, and she didn't look like lying at all. In addition, since she was a child, Yoshida Shoyang would often make things that they couldn't see at all. I understand things, but things like traveling through time and space... Is it really something that a private school female teacher can control?

If this is the case, then the one-in-eight-trillion chance was told by Songyang to Wig, then...

"Gintoki-kun," Sakata Ginko turned sideways, stopped Sakata Gintoki who was having fun on the other side and had already called the second bowl of red bean rice, and then asked, "What about Shirayasha, Jinzhu or Did Wig tell you?"

"Ah... that matter, ah ha ha ha wigs told me before." Sakata Gintoki with a black face turned his head and replied.

"Then you agree?"

"...Of course, I agree, ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha come on wig let's continue to play, whose card did you draw just now?"

Sakata Ginko also looked at Sakata Gintoki who hastily changed her subject and merged into another atmosphere with a black line on her face.

The pressure in her heart is not normal...

If the face of Sakata Gintoki was on the side of the wig, then she would be the only one left.

Ahhh, it's really troublesome and annoying. If you throw away your identity or something, you don't want to pick it up again.

"Hey, everyone is here," a woman's voice came from the door, "It seems that Takasugi-kun and I are late."

Sakata Ginko raised his head upon hearing the sound, and saw Gui Xiaotaizi and Takasugi Shinsuke who had been late.

"It's really too slow, Wig," Takasugi Shinju turned his head, then looked at her and continued, "Yin Shi-kun has already started eating the second bowl."

"Then I want char siu ramen." This is Gui Xiaotaizi.

"Seafood ramen." This is Shinsuke Takasugi.

......

10 minute later.

Sakata Ginko had a tangled expression on her face, because she was sitting in the farthest position, looking from her direction to the other side, she could see a series of scenes that made her want to cover her face.

Japanese ramen restaurants or sushi restaurants have a long horizontal row of wooden tables and chairs in front of the chef, and now these eight people are sitting in this long horizontal row.

Let's summarize, the order from left to right is as follows:

Ginko Sakata with a tangled face—Shinju Takasugi with a cold face—empty seat—Shinsuke Takasugi in his own style—empty seat—Kai Moss eating char siew ramen—Katsura Kotaro eating char siu ramen ——Looks hahahaha Sakata Gintoki who is actually unlovable in life——ahhahaha Sakamoto Tatsuma——ahhahaha Sakamoto Tatsuma【Wait, is there any difference between the latter two!

Sakata Ginko looked at this series of scenes and didn't know whether to call them bad or subtle, and silently took a step back.

But the sharp-eyed Gaoshan Jinzhu didn't want to let her go at all.

"Where do you want to go, Yinzi?"

"... Go change your aunt's towel."

"..."

"What kind of expression do you have! As if you don't need it! Don't despise me!"

Gao Shan Jinzhu glanced at her silently, and then continued: "Did you forget one thing and didn't do it? It's not about barbarians, but another, more important thing."

"Another one?"

Shinju Takasugi gave her a disgusted look, then turned his head, stood up, and walked a few steps to Shinsuke Takasugi, who was sitting alone on the bench with vacant seats on both sides, looked at her with deep purple eyes, and then curled up The index finger and the white finger tapped the wooden table three times, making a crisp sound.

In an instant, there was no sound in the ramen restaurant that was still in full swing just now.

"Yinzi, Wig, Chenma, you won't forget that Songyang is no longer in this world, right?" Takasugi Jinzhu said this at the speed of light that no one could react to Picking up the collar of Shinsuke Takasugi, who was sitting next to her, holding a cigarette rod leisurely, and threw it out the door, "We in this parallel world are a little bit in need of repair."

Sakata Ginko was shocked at first, then horrified, then terrified, and finally turned into indifference. She looked at Sakamoto Tatsuma, who was still grinning one second, and dragged the explosion on Sakamoto Tatsuma's head with a cold face the next second. Rolling out, and next to Sakamoto Tatsuma, who had already put the big bowl of char siu ramen on Gui Xiaotaro's head.

...the world is so crazy.

but……

If she didn't protect Songyang well, she wouldn't forgive her easily.

Sakata Ginko raised his foot, took the steps of a devil, and then gradually walked towards Sakata Gintoki who was already a little flustered.

"First, let's talk about it..."

"what?"

"Don't slap your face."

"..."

......

Another 10 minutes later.

Takasugi Shinsuke and Sakata Gintoki sat in front of the table indifferently, one had a broken cigarette rod in front of the table, and the other was arranging the crumpled collar.

On the other hand, it seems that they are not so lucky.

Tatsuma Sakamoto was lying outside the door with blood all over his face, and Katsura Kotaro was lying inside the room with blood all over his face.

It's just horrible.

As for why there is such a contrast between anger and resentment, there is a reason.

Time went back ten minutes ago.

Sakata Ginko once told Takasugi Shinju that she was going to change her aunt's towel.

"Where do you want to go, Yinzi?"

"... Go change your aunt's towel."

"..."

"What kind of expression do you have! As if you don't need it! Don't despise me!"

——The memory is over.

What Sakata Ginko said was true, she was not joking.

But Shinju Takasugi, who became a little excited when he mentioned Yoshida Matsuyo, completely forgot that his menstrual period and Sakata Ginko overlapped.

Menstrual period, puberty, menopause.

As the three major Shura periods of a woman, the lethality of the menstrual period cannot be underestimated.

So... the combat effectiveness of Takasugi Shinju and Sakata Ginko plummeted.

As for how far...

It can be said that Shinju Takasugi during menstruation and Ginko Sakata during menstruation could not defeat Shimura Shinpachi who was unarmed.

At this moment, Shimura Shinpachi, who hadn't played for a long time, said with tears and blood,

——It’s been so long since I’ve been on stage, and finally my name appeared in the text once. Why is it still associated with my aunt? ! ! !

But the protesting stupid author about the new Baji said she doesn't mind at all.

The stupid author just wants to tell everyone that after five days, Ginko and Queen Takasugi will be a good man again.

The occasion of Ginko Sakata ([-]) /end