[Comprehensive] gender conversion

When the celestial beings first attacked the earth, the four of them had the same name—Scholar of Barbarians.

However, as the bureaucrats of the shogunate became incompetent and finally surrendered to the heaven and man, the four of them got a new title-Ban Yi Lang Ren.

——White Yasha Sakata Ginko, Black Shura Takasugi Jinzhu, Crazy Noble Prince Gui Xiaotaizi, Guibin Dragon Sakamoto Tatsuma.

They used to fight the enemy bravely side by side, they used to have the same passionate and passionate dream, and they have defeated a large number of celestial troops countless times.

However, all of this is just the past after all.As the shogunate announced its surrender, they were dubbed "ronin" by the society as rebel rioters.

Under the pressure from the mother planet, the passionate girls who once harbored dreams and a family country began to slowly change, and gradually began to adapt to Edo, which was reduced to a colony of heaven and man.

White Yaksha has turned into a foot-snapping woman who eats strawberry parfait while watching Jump every day, and Black Shura has become an old villain who wanders on the edge of social white and black. After graduation, he has been tirelessly trying to restore the glory of the country of warriors, but the dragon of Guibin has returned to his old business and taken over the work of the previous generation to start a business.

And those pasts have also been submerged in the torrent of history with the passage of time.

"So I'm not here to listen to your stories, hey!" Hijikata Toshiro's head was covered with red well-tac-toe, and the cigarette between the index finger and middle finger disappeared under the madness of the master, and the man clapped his left hand At the table, he pointed his right hand at the Ginko Sakata who was eating Hijikata's special mayonnaise rice bowl and said, "And you can't steal other people's lunch!"

"I didn't expect that there would be a second person in this world who could accept this kind of dog food. Miss Yinzi is really too powerful in a sense." Sougo Okita who was passing by saw Sakata Yinzi at all After stuffing mayonnaise into his mouth without hesitation, he felt a chilly wind on his back, and then walked away silently——Well, let Mr. Hijikata handle such emergencies anyway, thinking like this Okita Sougo didn't feel any psychological pressure at all.

"Because Fourteen wants to lose weight, so all the mayonnaise will be solved by me, who will not gain weight no matter what I eat. As a best friend, you must have this kind of awareness! Fourteen in my world has been doing it for so many years. The top 1 beauties of the Shinsengumi deserve half of my contribution!" Yinzi put down his job and blinked, and that harmless soft-girl face immediately made the opposite Hijikata lose his temper.

"Don't, don't think that putting on this look is omnipotent! And are you really Sakata Gintoki?! After I yelled at that dead fish eye, shouldn't you come up and fight with a knife!" Hijikata He patted the table and stood up from the tatami, "Is this still a man?!"

"I'm not a man in the first place," Yinzi swallowed the last mouthful of mayonnaise rice, looked up at him with those big innocent vermilion eyes, "besides, the drama of falling in love and killing each other is just for rough guys to win the ratings." I have no choice but to use the usual tricks of selling corruption, but if it is me and Fourteen, we can immediately regain the ratings by wearing less clothes to show our fat times or having a soup together, so there is no need to work so hard."

"What do you think of the audience? Hurry up and kneel in front of the camera to apologize, bastard!"

"But audiences just like to watch these things, otherwise, why do you think that episode 166 of Gintama (Note 1) is so far ahead in the number of single-episode broadcasts? Fourteen~chan~"

"What the hell is Jiang, you give me a little bit more and you can't live in women in the Shinsengumi, so hurry up and find another place."

"It's really ruthless. Fourteen, we promised to be each other's angels in another world, but you treat me like this at this moment." Yinzi covered his face and mumbled for a while, then walked out while crying.

And Shirō Hijikata on the other side, after watching the back of the other party going away, his temple was still throbbing, he took out a cigarette and lit it again, the nicotine mist calmed his heart that was tending to go berserk gradually .

Yes, this is normal life.

Sakata Ginko and everything are all his hallucinations, besides, the setting of the dead fish turning into a soft girl after a sex change is not scientific at all, okay?

Why is he a fat woman and that guy is a cute girl Sorachi ○ Qiu, I promise I won't kill you when you come out!

But... According to Ginko Sakata, it seems that in another parallel world, because he did not eat too much mayonnaise, he seems to maintain a good figure and is a "beauty".

No no no, there's nothing to be happy about!Toshiro Hijikata, be normal!

Eh, wait...something weird seems to be mixed in.

But that's okay, it's all going to pass anyway.

There is no sexual transformation, no hormonal virus of Bump Education, and no Sakata Yinzi who claims to be her best friend.

It has to be said that Hijikata Toshiro and Sakata Gintoki are exactly the same type of people to some extent.They are all accustomed to using selective amnesia to protect their weak three views and brains.

However, Toshiro Hijikata was not as lucky as Gintoki Sakata,

——Because this time, Sakata Ginko had no intention of letting go of Toshiro Hijikata as easily as he let go of Sakata Ginko.

"Please--do--master--ah--the deputy leader of the Zhenxuan team is ruthless after playing with an innocent young girl!!!"

The woman who ate his lunch upside down just now knelt at the gate of the Zhenxuan Group's village. With her natural soft girl face and such a weeping expression, it took only a few seconds for the gate of the village to close. There were several circles of onlookers inside and outside, including ordinary people and people from the Zhenxuan Group.

"Hey—I usually look at the deputy leader of the Shinsengumi very scary, but I didn't expect that he is really a dress. Crown. Bird. Beast."

"That's right, you see, this good girl with yellow flowers has been ruined. It's really a bad world."

"These guys know it's no good to spend our tax dollars!"

"Deputy chief actually... this must not be true Captain Okita, please tell me this is not true, how can I accept such a ruthless, shameless and unreasonable fact qvq!"

"I'm so sorry Yamazaki, it's true...Mr. Hijikata is a ruthless beast in clothes."

"Look, even Captain Okita has spoken, it seems that's really the case..."

"Everyone...don't say that about the Fourteenth Lord. In fact, I know that he is doing it for his own future. I don't blame him," Yin Zi waved the small handkerchief he took out from an unknown dimension, and then another Touching his lower abdomen with his hand, he looked helpless and sad, "It's just a pity that the little paper in my stomach...he hasn't had time to take a look in this world..."

Yinzi's performance comparable to that of an Oscar winner raised the enthusiasm of the audience's discussion by another [-]%.

"Oh my God, why is he so nice to be raped by that kind of beast, but as a warm guy, I'm still a single dog!"

"That's because the domineering president is the true love, and the warm man will always have spare tires until he grows old."

"Wait, why are you complaining about me? Shouldn't the current plot trend be to criticize Hijikata-kun? Why did it go around me?"

"Sorry for taking the topic too far... Now to bring it back, in a word, Hijikata-kun is a beast in clothes."

"That's right, this kind of beast is not worthy to be our deputy chief."

"Then what shall we do! Captain Okita!"

"I did him with me."

"Yes Captain! Good Captain!"

……

The man stood there with his arms folded, a cigarette in his mouth, and the red cross on his forehead began to dance with a clear rhythm.

"Shut up, you guys!" Hijikata stood on the periphery of the onlookers with a sullen face, watching the onlookers who didn't know the truth being led away by Sakata Ginko and Okita Sougo, as if there was a The cannon exploded in his mind, "The bastard who just said that he was dressed like a beast, dare to stand up for me!"

"Holding, I'm sorry Fourteen... I've caused you trouble. I'll find a place where no one can find out and give birth to this child. I'll call him Tufangjuanzi. What do you think?"

"What kind of weird name is that, you are really enough!"

Tufang stamped out the cigarette butt, then rubbed his temples, which were on the verge of running amok, with the aura of death in his body, and strange purple mushroom-shaped smoke rising from the soles of his feet, causing everyone around him to follow him along the way. Step back and make way for a passage.

He stood on the inside of the gate of the Shinsengumi settlement, looking at the innocent girl face of Sakata Ginko, who was kneeling on the ground outside the threshold, with tears in it, and then several bright red crosses popped out of his head. Stretching out his right hand, grabbed the other party's white kimono collar, and carried it all the way back into the house like a chicken.

The onlookers looked at each other in blank dismay, whispering to each other in an endless stream.

"What are you looking at, have you never seen a fancy show of affection?" Sougo Okita set up a cannon and pointed it at the innocent crowd, and then everyone disappeared without a trace at the speed of light, and the entrance of the Zhenxuan Group's village was instantly deserted.

"Then, what's going on here? Captain Okita?" The bold and cautious Yamazaki Shinpachi... Oh no, it was Yamazaki Taikun who hesitated to ask.

On the one hand, they didn't dare to say it, but they were all curious to death in their hearts. They silently gave Yamazaki Tui a wax in their hearts... oh no, it was a like.

"Go and report to Boss Kondo that Mr. Hijikata has finally left the ranks of single dogs. By the way, send a wedding invitation or something," Okita Sougo continued as he walked out the door, "I'll go and report the good news to the boss of Master House .”

Different from the joyful atmosphere outside the door after a brief silence, the atmosphere inside the door is a bit weird.

The weird thing is that... Yin Zi, who just finished eating a large bowl of mayonnaise rice bowl, is now holding another bowl of mayonnaise rice bowl and eating with relish.

Today's lunch seems to be doomed... _(:3)∠)_

Toshiro Hijikata, who was already so hungry, wanted to cry when he saw the other party holding the second bowl of mayonnaise rice bowl he had just made.

For the first time in so many years, Hijikata Toshiro felt that he had lost to Sakata Ginshi,

- in every sense.

"Why do you always look at me so hungrily, Fourteen?" Yin Zi puffed out his cheeks while chewing rice while looking at the almost horrifying expression of the man opposite him, "It was just a little joke just now, don't Seriously, don’t take it seriously~ Besides, now that Shisi has agreed with me to live here, then I will never say that again in the future, don’t worry~”

"Correct me, I am not agreeing, but I am forced to agree. Please put the concepts of initiative and passivity in a good position," said Tufang, pounding his fists on the table. The outrageous irritability index has a tendency to grow into a function explosion mode, and the repeated slaps on the table in this short period of time have caused cracks all over the tabletop of this new table that was just changed last week, "What else is looking at you hungry! Do you think Do I want to! Which bastard ate all my lunch, hey!"

"Well... Fourteen, calm down," Ginko put down his chopsticks and bowl, then walked around the table and walked to him, taking advantage of the height he stood up, stretched out his hand and touched the head of Toshiro Hijikata who was still sitting on the tatami , "Fourteen, when you lose weight to double digits, I'll take you to eat red bean rice bowl."

"...Who wants to eat that disgusting thing, bastard!"

The occasion of Ginko Sakata ([-]) /end

(Note 1: Episode 166 is an original episode of the animation production team. It contains all kinds of high-energy, and the Tuyin Tu party must watch ←v←)