[Comprehensive] gender conversion

"If according to what you said, the reason why you and I can travel to this 'parallel world' makes sense, but I'm still curious, why the two of us were chosen?" Yin Zi poured the light green tea from the porcelain pot He poured it into a porcelain cup, and smashed the dark green tea stalks vertically onto the water, "Besides, it's just the two of us, so it's completely impossible to defeat heaven and man."

"I don't know, but since I'm here, there must be a reason for coming here." Gui picked up the porcelain cup and took a shallow sip of the light green tea.

"Wait a minute, don't draw me into your circle, wig, tell me in advance, no matter which parallel world it is, I only want to see jump every day, eat strawberry parfait and wait to die Days, you should find someone else for things like saving the world," Ginko rubbed his face, then lay sideways on the tatami, picked up the latest version of Jump that he squeezed from Hijikata, and covered his face, A muffled voice came out from under the colorful cover of Jump, "Besides, you are a big wig, you should probably find someone to marry, don't mix with men every day and fight and kill."

"I don't want to be preached by a two-dimensional older leftover girl who is addicted to jump and can't extricate herself," Gui Xiaotaizi straightened her clothes, then stood up from the tatami, her black eyes looked at the piece of paper that was pressed under the jump. A few strands of short silver hair beside the head, "Don't forget, among the four of us, the oldest is obviously you."

"... Friends are over! Wigs, we are friends!" Yinzi took the jump off his face, then sat up, stretched out his index finger and pointed at Gui Xiaotaizi's face, "I can't play happily with you anymore, you go!"

"It just so happens that I don't want to waste time on an unmotivated guy like you." Gui turned around and walked away after speaking.

"Where to go!"

"Wanshiwu, looking for you in this world, I think a man should not be as irresponsible as you, I want him to join this battle."

Sakata Ginko: "...."

Wig, you're so naive, that dead fish eye with silvery natural curls...

——It’s not as good as I am self-motivated.

Yinzi complained silently in his heart.

However, watching Gui walking away slowly, the smile on Yinzi's face gradually cooled down. She knew that Gui Xiaotaizi had always been a person who said one thing and said another, but the chance of this one in eight trillion is really true. Is it real?

The former Sakata Ginko was full of enthusiasm to expel the heavenly beings who invaded the earth, but in the end, what everyone didn't expect was that it was not the advanced weapons and powerful troops of the heavenly people that killed the "White Yasha" who dominated the battlefield. "White Yasha" is precisely the red blood of those compatriots.

She didn't want to see the people around her die in a different place because of her passion and ambition, so she chose to bury that passion deep in her heart with "White Yasha" and seal it up forever.

Flipping the jump in her hand, the sound of flipping pages made her heart restless for a long time, but she was lost in a daze. When she came back to her senses, she found that there was already a warm orange outside the window, and the sun had already set in the west.

Looking at the time, it was time for dinner.

Yinzi slowly got up from the tatami, then pushed open the door, and saw the right hand of Tufang, whom he hadn't seen in the afternoon, hovering in mid-air.

"fourteen?"

"I'm here to ask you, an idiot who has read comics and read the time, to eat, otherwise there will be no soup."

Yinzi looked at the other party's awkward but worried expression, squinted his cat-like scarlet eyes, and said with a smile: "Sure enough, Fourteen still treats me as a girlfriend, so worried that I will be hungry."

"Who... who would treat you as a best friend? Hey! And this name is really disgusting. If you dare to say that, I will really kill you and kill you!"

Sure enough, even if the gender is different, the attribute of oral integrity and integrity still does not change.

While thinking this way, Yinzi walked towards the dining hall with him.

It's just that just after arriving at the dining hall, Sakata Ginko was startled by the festive atmosphere in the whole room.

The atmosphere of a happy event covered in bright red made her feel bad.

After the sharp-eyed Sougo Okita saw the two coming side by side, he lowered his volume and told Kondo Xun who was beside him, and then saw Kondo A Miao brainless fan. Follow/track/mad. Gorilla. Xun walked away like a gorilla with a smile on his face He came over, and while patting Ginko Sakata on the shoulder, he said earnestly, "Oh, it's really a blessing for Shinsengumi to be able to marry Manshiya, thanks to Sakata-kun's courage to do sex reassignment surgery for love and ten of us. Four together! From now on, Sakata-kun’s family (Shinpachi) will be my family, and Sakata-kun’s family (A Miao) will also be my family.”

"Ah——!!!" Yinzi reacted with lightning speed before the other party took off the hand that was patting her shoulder and wanted to shake hands with her, and slapped the one as strong as an orangutan away. With huge hands (claws), the cat came behind Hijikata with a "whoosh", "Orangutans on Earth can speak human language! It's scary!"

The earth looked forward and looked at the leader of the Shinsengumi, who was frustrated by the word "orangutan" and bent forward. He squatted in the corner with sea-wide tears and planted mushrooms. He looked back and his face was obviously fake. Ginko Sakata, with a terrified expression, then wore red well-tac-toe on his head, and dragged Ginko Sakata by his collar with one hand: "You guys are almost as good as me! That's Boss Kondo, although he is indeed an orangutan But don’t call him an orangutan, don’t forget that you will depend on him and Shinsengumi for food and drink now and in the future!”

"Wait fourteen! You just said that I am an orangutan, right? Absolutely, right?!" Kondo Isao, who was planting mushrooms, turned his head and looked sadly at Hijikata.

"Isn't the equation of orangutan = Kondo-san already included in the acg encyclopedia of common sense, and there is nothing to question," Okita Sougo watched as he continued to make up the knife.

Kondo Isao: "...."

I'm going to commit seppuku, don't stop me!

"So this is... Director Kondo?" Ginko blinked, looking at the man who looked like an orangutan with a strong obscenity from top to bottom, she couldn't imagine that this was the director Shinsengumi who had changed gender.

Kaoru Kondo, the leader of the Shinsengumi, has long blond hair and a delicate face. The appearance of wearing a police uniform can make all the otaku in Edo kneel and lick, and the goddess Fan breaks through the sky.

She finally found out that besides the fish-eyed uncle and the smoker with glaucoma, there are worse sexual roles. This sour feeling of regaining the city simply makes her happy.

But the stalk about "orangutan" is too frequent, and they seem to have forgotten something important.

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Wait, what did he just say, "Thank you for dedicating your life for love and having the courage to undergo sex reassignment surgery to be with Fourteen"? !

There are too many slots and I can't spit it out, okay? ! ! ! ! !

Leaving aside the question of whether we are together or not, let's first talk about life on the topic of "sex reassignment surgery".

Hijikata Shiro said, Okita Sougo, you are so special, come out to me, and I promise not to kill you!Don't hide!This nonsense theory of adding oil and vinegar to reverse black and white is definitely instilled by you to Boss Kondo, right? Don't explain it!

However, compared to Doji with a knife and Okita with a cannon, the communication between Ginko Sakata and Isao Kondo is harmonious and healthy enough.

"Mr. Gorilla,"

"Wait, why is it Mr. Orangutan!"

"I lived 26 years,"

"Don't ignore other people's words, hey!"

"Never had sex reassignment surgery,"

"..."

"That dead fish-eyed curly who lives upstairs from the old lady Dengshi is not me, my name is Sakata Ginko."

"But this is different from what Sougo said? And you do look very similar to Sakata-kun, both in appearance and temperament," Kondo Isao looked her up and down again, then nodded, "Yes, especially Similar, in every sense."

"Huh——" Yinzi took a deep breath, suppressing the urge to throw the orangutan in front of her who kept saying that she was very similar to that dead fish-eyed natural roll into a round shape and threw it out of the window, and then continued to explain, "I The relationship with Sakata Gintoki is indeed quite special, but we are indeed two completely different people."

"Oh, so what's the situation with the Hijikata paper? Sougo didn't have time to explain it to me just now, you just arrived."

"that……"

"Hmm! What is it!"

Ginko looked at him with an exuberant expression of seeking knowledge, then looked at Hijikata Toshiro and Okita Sougo who were still busy fighting each other on the side of the room, then approached him, lowered the volume and said in a low voice: "Hikata Juanzi, as the name suggests, Of course they are the children of Shisijun and Yinshijun. You see, I don’t have natural curly hair, so I was excluded. Also, you should know that this society does not fully tolerate sexual harassment, so the two of them usually pretend to be curly. Acting like fire and water are incompatible, in fact...the relationship is good!"

"So Fourteen is just talking about integrity? In fact, they have been together for a long time?"

"That's right, the two of them just love so deeply that it's hard to be easily noticed by others. As the leader of the Shinsengumi, Kondo-san, you must make them happy!"

At the same time, Sakata Gintoki, who was shot innocently, was sitting on a chair in front of the window of the Manshi House, and suddenly sneezed for no reason.

Yinshi rubbed his nose, then picked out a lump of black booger, and said to himself: "It's strange, why do I feel a chill in my back? Is it really the reason why I had a nightmare that day? Speaking of which, my sex has changed." It's really strange that I was arguing with myself, this dream is really strange."

... From beginning to end, Sakata Gintoki selectively forgot the memory of Sakata Ginko's real existence.

But then, God sent him another surprise, which not only reminded him that Ginko Sakata was not a memory, but also refreshed his three views.

"Ding Dong"

The doorbell rang.

"New Baji—open the door—"

Kagura shouted lazily in the room.

But Yinshi didn't even bother to shout.

"I said you two don't always be so lazy, okay? And Gintoki, a man of your age, always spoils Kagura like this," Shimura Shinpachi groaned, opened the door, and said After seeing that familiar face, he smiled and shouted inside, "Yin Sang is Mr. Gui."

But the last word stuck.

Shimura Shinpachi: Yin-san, come out quickly, I can't bear it alone!

The occasion of Ginko Sakata ([-])/end