[Comprehensive] The winner of life

a. "Legend of Lu Xiaofeng"

cp: emperor

Daily snippets:

Emperor: "Tell you, Feng'er, I have contracted all the newspaper offices!"

Lin Sheng: "..." What the hell is Feng'er?And what the hell is this domineering president's tone?

b. "Criminal Minds"

cp: Dr. Rhett

Things to note

Be careful not to stay with Bau's group of "human X-ray machines". Even if the usual disguise is good, there will always be times when something is accidentally revealed.One must know that Rossi concluded from the very beginning that Lin Sheng was a high-functioning sociopath, and in a sense, she was right.

c. "Island Syndrome"

cp: ? ?

cp analysis, please wait.

The probability of Sadako's cp is 85%, advantages: good looks, good temperament, full culinary skills, good fashion sense, good female celebrity, and comes with a well;

Other possibilities, not considered...

d. "Alien"

cp: ? ? ?

Recap:

The alien that Lin Sheng wears is a male alien;

Intimate little knowledge:

The alien social composition is inspired by ants, and the race has a very strict hierarchy and division of labor.Alien is a matriarchal society, the leader is the Alien Queen, the rest are male Alien, and the Alien Queen is parthenogenesis.

cp possibility analysis:

In view of the fact that Lin Alien Sheng left planet lv-426 in a spaceship and lived with a group of cyborgs and aliens afterwards, there was an emotional obstacle, and the possibility of cp is 0;

Another possibility:

Ripley, do you remember the alien on planet lv-426?

e. "The Avengers"

cp: Tony Old Wife Stark [what the hell

Ethan Concubine et-1【What the hell

Deputy cp: Plant (Lin Sheng's artificial intelligence)/Jarvis (Tony's smart butler)

An in-house Avengers meeting after the end of the story

Tony local tycoon, not bad for money, Stark received attention from all directions as soon as he showed his bag, he was used to it, he was so much attention.

"Tony, if I remember correctly, you are already eight months pregnant. Why isn't your belly bulging?" Hawkeye said with a smile. Just as Tony was about to explain, Hawkeye quickly waved his hand, "You don't have to That said, I know what's going on."

Before Tony took a breath, Hawkeye continued to say: "Et company is also very developed in medical treatment, and it's normal to transplant children into in vitro culture. Tony, you really have a considerate girl Ah, I envy you."

Tony was expressionless: "Go to hell!"

"Hey, Tony, wouldn't you be so annoyed if I really hit the spot? Oh, oh, I see."

What the fuck do you know?Tony frowned.

"Pregnant women are emotionally unstable, we all understand."

Tony was about to summon his Mark 7, but he didn't expect Jarvis to not cooperate: "Sir, I personally suggest that you don't fluctuate too much, it's not good for your health."

Facing the expressions of "still saying no" on the faces of other people, Tony really wanted to spray Jarvis with blood!

Just as he was talking, the child's 'papa' Lin Sheng came over.A well-tailored suit and jeans, paired with a sexy nude open-toe high heel, is sexy yet straightforward.More importantly, when she stood beside Tony, she instantly killed Tony's height, "What are you talking about?"

The black widow came over and said with a smile, "I'm talking about Tony and your child."

Lin Sheng smiled all over his face: "The baby has been transplanted into the incubator and is very healthy."

"Hey! Hey!" the baby's 'mummy' protested, and Tony couldn't take it anymore. "How long are you going to play this meme!"

Hawkeye shrugged: "Until we got bored, now we still find it very interesting."

He spoke so confidently that Tony was powerless to refute!

Lin Sheng patted Tony on the shoulder, "Drink less, honey."

"What are you going for?"

"Of course she wants to be with me." The black widow put her arms around Lin Sheng, winked at her, and pulled her away.

Tony stared dumbfounded, and several female agents surrounded him.

Hawkeye patted Tony on the shoulder with a heavy tone: "Admit it, Tony."

"Admit what? I'm not pregnant!"

"I'm not talking about that, I'm talking about the fact that your girls are more popular with women than you are. You're outdated, Tony. Look at your girls, the media says she's a female version of Iron Man, right? In fact, I’m not wrong, and it’s still an optimized version of you. Taller than you, younger than you, handsomer than you, better-mannered than you, more down-to-earth than you…” Hawkeye snapped his fingers and said, “Better than you It’s natural to be popular.”

Tony opened his mouth, and found that Hawkeye really knew how to tell the truth!

Just thinking about it, there was a booing sound over there.Tony turned around to look, and his eyes were about to pop out of his sockets—his family's evolved version of the girl was hugging Black Widow's waist, and the two were kissing passionately!It's not mouth to mouth, but a tongue out kiss!What's more, the two of them were very intoxicated in this passionate kiss, and the intoxicated scene made others blush and heartbeat.

Tony: "wtf!"

There was something even more fucked up. After the blushing and heartbeating kiss was over, the black widow lay on Lin Sheng's shoulder and gave Tony a provocative look.

Hawkeye sighed and patted the petrified Tony: "Sorry."

——No more gloating!

Tony: "..." Why did he teach such a monster in the first place? Why?Do you add rivals to yourself?This dog gnaws life!Doing nothing would be too inconsistent with Tony's style. He strode over, and just as he was about to speak, Lin Sheng said: "Honey, you don't mean to kiss me, do you? Well, if that's the case, Didn't you just kiss Natasha indirectly?"

Black Widow: "..."

Tony he, he's going to throw up.

Lin Sheng added another knife: "Well, I think Natasha is more comfortable to kiss."

The black widow laughed wildly, "Thank you for the compliment, sweetheart, you are sweet too."

Tony died.

f. "Harry Potter"

cp: ? ? ?

Among the various analysis combinations——

Voldemort: A generation of evil, charming and crazy Dark Lord, with a rough life experience, who can speak snake language.The reality is that he was beheaded by the Savior under the Elder Wand, so this possibility is dead.

Professor Snape: A lover of a generation, a master of potions, with a rough life experience and a poisonous tongue.The reality is that they are family members, friends, bosses and employees, and the possibility of developing into CP is negative.

Big Malfoy: Married, not considered.

Little Malfoy: In front of Lin Sheng, he is a coward. It's not Lin Sheng's favorite style, so he can't develop.

Harry Potter: Not familiar.

Sirius Black: No.

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After comprehensive analysis, the most likely CP is Hermione.

g. Sherlock

cp: Mycroft Holmes [The status of the main palace cannot be shaken, or be careful that Mike will send a small black car to pick you up~

h. Cinderella

cp: ? ?

If it is written in a bloody version, it will be the story of the second female revenge——

The innocent prince (the first male) was going to be engaged to Lin Sheng (the second female), who was from the same family. However, just as they were about to get engaged, the prince took a fancy to Cinderella (the first female), resolutely gave up the engagement, and turned to But to live a happy life with Cinderella.

However, this is a cool article about the revenge of the second female lead.

Therefore, Lin Sheng united with her duke father to become independent, and then made the prince lose his right of inheritance, and put the prince's cousin on the throne.A few years later, when I ascended the throne and became a queen, the prince was slapped in the face^___^

In this case, CP analyzed that the prince's cousin——for true love, resolutely gave up the throne and handed over the throne to the father of true love, that is, Lin Sheng's father, Grand Duke Andrei!True love is invincible~~

i. Korean Drama Kimchi Chapter

cp: Xu Zhengyu

Kimchi chapter extra follow-up:

Lin Sheng pretended to kiss Xu Zhengyu, who had turned into a big beauty, in the bar, as if he was about to come out.Xu Zhengyu was smart but was misunderstood by his cleverness. He obviously wanted to trick Lin Sheng. How could he have thought that Lin Sheng would take advantage of him in such a way? This is a rhythm that is destined to be suppressed by wisdom for a lifetime!

Lin Sheng looked at the unrequited beauty, and told Xu Zhengyu kindly, "If I come out, I don't think it will be difficult to settle my family, especially when my future sister-in-law is pregnant. Down."

Xu Zhengyu asked her: "How do you know that Secretary Yin is pregnant? I haven't heard of it."

Lin Sheng tilted his head, Xu Zhengyu seemed to see the starlight in her beautiful eyes, how deep and fascinating, "Actually, neither of them knew, I could see it."

Xu Zhengyu was ashamed, he knew that Lin Sheng was a woman with x-rays!When he realized that Cui Yingxiong was over, Xu Zhengyu, who was not reconciled, simply put his arms around Lin Sheng's shoulders and kissed Lin Sheng.

Then, bathed in a devil's smile, pawn ^____^

j. "Zong Man Pian: The Great Monster from the Deep Mountains"

cp: myself

Previous story summary: Lin Sheng is a big monster who only lived for many years

If the same species is considered first, Teacher Cat, whose nicknames are Miaoji and Miaogoro, Fatta, and whose name is Madara, should be considered first.But in view of the current harmonious situation, humans and animals do not have a blind date, and Teacher Cat is out.

Considering the words of human beings again, "people who are not of our race must have different hearts", so it will not be considered.

Therefore, there is no cp, commonly known as "self-tackling and self-sufficiency".

k. "A Dream of Red Mansions"

cp: myself

If this is an *article, the CP candidates considered are: Emperor Yongning, the crown prince, and the third prince. However, these three are married, so they will not be considered, and they will die.

If this is a kind of Ma Wen, Twelve Beauties of the Red Chamber, you deserve it. Of course, you won’t forget the emperor’s daughter of Qianxiang Country.

It's a pity that Lin Sheng is a man and looks like a daughter, the cp analysis results are the same as above, self-defeating.

l. "The Legend of Double Dragons of the Tang Dynasty"

cp: depends on mood

In this world, Lin Sheng's time travel identity is Empress Xiao, and she has a genuine husband Yang Guang. This has legal significance and a serious face!

Of course, if you really want to write a CP, you should be the top candidate with a serious face!

m. "The Phantom of the Opera"

cp: phantom

#On Aesthetics#

As we all know, after passing through the alien world, Lin Sheng's aesthetics changed subtly. She knew it very well, but she didn't want to reverse the aesthetics of normal people, she felt so cute~

Therefore, she wants to be friends with Phantom.

One day, she accidentally saw the mutilated face behind her friend's mask. After she realized it, she sincerely praised: "Seriously, my friend, if you had taken off the mask in front of me, I would have changed my mouth and admitted you The opera I wrote is very beautiful."

Phantom: "..." While being moved, she suddenly felt that something was wrong with her.

n. "Titanic"

cp: kingdom of industry

In this world, Lin Sheng established an industrial kingdom and left his name in the course of history!She married her own industrial kingdom.

o. "The Hobbit"

cp: guess what?

The possible candidates for cp are arranged in order of beauty:

Thranduil: The noble and glamorous king of elves, with a frown and a smile that turns all living beings upside down, a veritable flower of the high mountains;

Legolas: The elf prince with a beautiful appearance, elegant figure, gentle and amiable;

Bilbo Baggins: a good-natured hobbit, he has a warm, delicate, small Bag End;

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And finally, of course, our magnificent King Smaug!

Well, interesting, guess which one of them is the same species?

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