[Comprehensive] The winner of life

●Beautiful misunderstanding of Jishen

The first time Loki came to Earth was when Thor was banished to the lower realm by Odin. He came down to lie to his brother. At that time, he accidentally saw the people in the courtyard worshiping the new century pet on Twitter. Loki squinted his eyes at that time. Secretly remembered.

Loki came to the earth for the second time in an attempt to rule the earth. He successfully snatched the Rubik's Cube from S.H.I.E.L.D. and took his precious time out of his busy schedule to bring an ipad (as for where did Loki get the ipad? People are not allowed to play on twitter) Come to et company headquarters.

Loki felt that Lin Sheng was still useful, so he gave her a scepter, but it was useless on Lin Sheng. This was the first time Loki made a mistake—it was later proved that he also made a mistake on Iron Man—and he became angry from embarrassment When Jishen was about to fight hand-to-hand, Lin Sheng turned on the holographic environment simulator to simulate outer space, and Loki was dumbfounded at the time.

Combining the fact that Lin Sheng is not under his control, the scene in outer space, and the existence of Doug, Loki's brain is wide open, and he thinks too gorgeously. He regards Lin Sheng as the subordinate of Thanos.I didn't think about it for a while, and ran away.

Later, when Loki heard Thor say that Lin Sheng was an out-and-out court man, he couldn't help but despise his brother who is muscular and simple-minded, stupid brother, you don't understand anything.

When Loki came to Earth for the third time, he had already cleared his name. He came to find Lin Sheng.

Jishen's expression of "you don't need to tell me I know everything" and his tone of "actually we are the same", made Lin Sheng's phantom limb hurt.

Lin Sheng wanted to refute, but Loki presented the evidence—the wreckage of the Chitauri, and the spaceship of the Chitauri—and said firmly, “Although I don’t know how you disguised yourself, let those Atrium people I believe it, but what else do you have to say now?"

Lin Sheng looked at Jishen meaningfully, and suddenly smiled evilly, standing in front of the French window overlooking the whole New York, "You know the et company I established, right?"

Although Loki didn't know much about it, he knew that the ET Building was the only one in New York that was comparable to the Stark Tower, so he equated the ET Company with Stark Industries.He raised his chin haughtily at Lin Sheng, and signaled her to continue. In his cognition, Lin Sheng had undoubtedly acquiesced to what he said.

"According to our company's statistics, currently 40.00% of the world's armies use weapons developed by the et company's military department; every year, one hundred of the most powerful people on earth order mechanical pets similar to Doug from et company; Install the holographic simulator developed by the et company at home; the new drugs developed by the medical department will be sold all over the world to treat human diseases..."

Lin Sheng fooled Jishen, "You don't know yet, I still intend to develop in the film and television industry in the near future, and then I can indoctrinate the human beings on the earth. This is just the beginning, and gradually the products of et company will fill up In terms of food, clothing, housing and transportation, human beings will be inseparable from et company and me."

"At that time, there will be no need for any war at all, and those humble mortals will prostrate at your feet, waiting for your orders." Luo Ji finished the unfinished words for Lin Sheng, and Lin Sheng's words brought him a lot. It was shocking, as if the door to a new world opened before his eyes.

Before leaving, Ji Shen took a deep look at Lin Sheng, and left a sentence "I will come to you again", don't you know that this sentence is a flag word?Kishen is going well all the way.

Little did they know that after he left, Lin Sheng laughed until his intestines got knotted in her office.

——Congratulations, you have won the title of "Super Huyou", please make persistent efforts.

Follow-up: After the twilight of the gods, Jishen learned from the pain and decided to go to the earth to seek refuge with his little friend (self-proclaimed) Lin Sheng.Lin Sheng actually wanted to say that we didn't know each other very well, but when he decided to take Loki in, the advantages outweighed the disadvantages.Don't look at Loki's downfall now, but he can't help that he has an elder brother who is the king of the gods, especially an elder brother who is very good at fooling around.

Lin Sheng is very interested in Asgard (alchemy, flowers and trees that don't exist on Earth, etc.), and now that the opportunity comes to him, even a shrewd businessman will not let it go.But, "Yes, it is possible. It just so happens that the film and television culture company still lacks a shareholder. Originally, other shareholders use the earth currency to buy shares. You, I recommend you to buy shares with equal value or technology. Also, I can appoint you As the CEO, take full responsibility for this.”

Kishen said that he would consider it.

Lin Sheng followed the good example, and then asked someone to arrange board and lodging for Loki, so that Loki could feel the earth atmosphere of "I don't want to leave after I come".When she turned around, she ran to Tony, "Uncle Tony, I plan to start a film and television culture company, do you want to take a stake?"

●Tony: endorsement for the best boyfriend in the world

A said coldly: "Let go, there is no other possibility between us."

B cried: "Yes, but I am pregnant with your child!"

A was shocked: "This is impossible, I will take protective measures every time."

B shyly said: "I love you so much, I secretly punctured the condom, I just want a child that belongs to both of us!"

"Uncle Tony, there are many illogical things in the script you wrote, for example—" before Lin Sheng finished speaking, Tony stuffed a strawberry, and Tony shrugged: "It can't blame me, I'm just a Engineering genius."

"Do you want me to play B? But I don't think it's fair. Why don't we draw lots to decide who will play which role." Lin Sheng came up with a good idea in a blink of an eye, and Tony agreed after thinking about it.

As a result, Lin Sheng got character a and Tony got character b.

"Actually, it's not unreasonable to have such a result. According to my height, I am suitable to play A." The two of them are now on the top floor of Tony's Stark Building. Neither of them wears shoes. Sheng is slightly better, it is impossible for Tony to wear inner height increase in socks, right?

Lin Sheng cheered happily and asked Jarvis to remember to record it later. Jarvis said, "It's ready. I'm looking forward to your performance."

Lin Sheng cleared his throat and asked Tony, "Uncle Tony, don't you need to brew your emotions?"

Tony: "..." This is really shooting yourself in the foot. The only consolation is that there are only the two of them here, plus Jarvis and the little clumsy.He stroked his beard stubble, and said righteously: "I'm ready, come on."

"That's right, Uncle Tony just needs to substitute those cover girls who were dumped by you before." Lin Sheng muttered, "Little clumsy, let's start."

"——" Jarvis dubbed very dutifully, and played a song that fit the occasion.

Lin Sheng lowered his voice, and said very scumbag: "Tony let go, there is no other possibility between us."

Tony couldn't pretend to be crying, he gritted his teeth and shouted at the scumbag: "Eve, I'm pregnant with your child!"

"Tony, I—" Happy was about to marry Pepper, so he came over to send invitations to Tony. He didn't expect it to be so good. Hearing Tony's shocking words, his brain restarted, and his eyes fell on Tony reflexively. On the slightly protruding stomach, he said sadly: "Even if et company develops artificial organs, Tony, you don't need to make such a big sacrifice, just transplant yourself an artificial uterus! I really can't stand it anymore, I want to go down." Talk to Pepper!"

For a while, the top floor was very quiet, only the song that Jarvis chose for the occasion continued to play.

Lin Sheng broke the silence, "Jarvis, did you record that scene just now?"

"Very clearly, ma'am."

"This plot is much more exciting than Uncle Tony's."

"I couldn't agree more, ma'am."

The chorus of Lin Sheng and Jarvis made Tony embarrassing beyond measure, and he buried himself in the sofa with a "owwow".In shock, Tony forgot that Happy is not a tight-lipped person...

By the next day, the gossip headlines in newspapers and magazines: [According to reliable news, Iron Man Tony Stark is willing to transplant the artificial womb developed by his company for his girlfriend, Eve Thomas, the owner of et Company, to avoid the pain of pregnancy, and Successfully conceived the love crystallization of both parties.Today's Tony Stark is no longer the playboy of the past. He has become the first of the top ten boyfriends who have moved women in the new era. Let us send him our sincere blessings—early birth. 】Follow-up: Happy and Pepper decided to get married and not invite Tony. They quickly decided on a honeymoon location—the farther away from New York, the better.This made the media even more speculative. Could it be that Stark couldn't attend his right-hand man's wedding because of the miscarriage?

"I must kill Happy!" Tony has become a good boyfriend of the new century, but he doesn't want such a way at all. "And I have abs!"

Lin Sheng let Tony complain, and when Tony stopped, he handed him a check.I don't know if it was influenced by that bloody story, Tony's first reaction was: "Do you want to send me for such a small amount of money? It's a good idea!"

Tony: "...what is this?"

Lin Sheng suppressed a smile: "Thanks to this incident, orders for artificial organs this month have increased by 30% compared to last month, and the increase in orders for artificial wombs is the most obvious. So, as you can see, this is a red envelope .”

Tony: "wth!"

"Seriously, Uncle Tony, don't you really think about it?" Lin Sheng really didn't want to gloat too much, and said aggressively, "I really want to see Uncle Tony pregnant with our child."

Tony was about to throw up just thinking about it, and pulled the heartless Lin Sheng over, lying on top of him, took off her pants and spanked her ass, making a crisp 'snap', "Do you know what's wrong?"

Before she could react, the next slap came, "How does uncle usually teach you?"

Lin Sheng: "...f**kyou!"

Tony: "What a nice boy."