White Snake Uh... Biography

I have always believed that all the most important decisions in the world are made and decided during dinner.

Just like sweet-scented osmanthus cake that cannot be separated from icing sugar, pineapple cake that cannot be separated from honey, and candied haws that cannot be separated from sugar coating, the most inseparable thing in human speech is worldly food.

All creatures have only one mouth, and the biggest difference between humans and beasts is that this mouth needs to be assisted by speaking in addition to eating.

As long as it is a living being, it will have an irresistible resistance to change, but only these resistances can make changes, and with changes, the world will rotate and develop accordingly.It is human will that fetters these conflicts, and what can soften these wills the most is the food on the dinner table.

Eating and talking, between opening and closing the mouth, endless delicacies, and endless stories of the country and society, are understood without knowing it.

And today's dinner is a hot and sour feast specially made by Xu Xian - three pieces of sweet and vinegar, hot and sour pork pork, steamed cured meat, oily and spicy winter bamboo shoots, and a bowl of mixed flavored sour meat Hawthorn rock sugar porridge that makes your mouth water when you wake up.

Daqing and I covered our mouths while eating and laughing, Fahai on the opposite side of the dining table had a cloudy face, and Xu Xian, who had already finished serving food, was sandwiched between us, trying to coax one or the other at a loss.

"Master has been through the world for a long time, you might as well eat more of these... This hot and sour food, vinegar can relieve fatigue, and sugar can relieve your mind. Master, you might as well try this old tofu's special vegetarian elbow." Xu Xian looked embarrassed and worried Helping Fa Hai hold the vegan elbows of the chopsticks, he said in a comforting tone, "Master, even if he doesn't eat it himself, he still has to think about the baby in his womb."

Daqing couldn't help it at first, he didn't even have time to swallow the rice in his mouth, so he spit out the rice and laughed out loud.Counting 500 years ago, from the encounter with Fa Hai to today, Fa Hai has never been as embarrassed as he is now. In addition, he was squeezed by this honest man's unintentional words. Fortunately, he lost his temper with Xu Xian, Fa Hai looked at Xu Xian helplessly for a long time, but finally he silently swallowed the anger in his mouth mixed with a plain elbow.

Speaking of which, the plain knuckle really took a lot of effort, not to mention the old tofu that has been steamed slowly in a cold cage after three courses of hot oil. It took a lot of effort to mix just the right sauce. The seasoning should not be too much or too little. If it is too much, it will take away the original taste of the tofu. If it is too little, it will not be able to make the plump taste like elbow. One bite, although it does not have the oily and heavy taste of real elbow, but The fragrance of the tofu is fully enhanced by the mixture of sesame oil and soy sauce. During chewing, the texture of the oiled tofu is just like the texture of real red meat, and the inner layer of the slow-steamed tofu has a layer of meat flower oil. Soft and tender taste, people like me who are used to big fish and big meat can fully experience a fascinating sense of contradiction - the taste of meat and non-meat, the mouth and taste that feel greasy but fragrant Conflict is even more overwhelming.

"Hey! Hey!"

Reminiscing about a good dish during the dinner, I suddenly lost consciousness to Fa Hai, who was full of urgency. Pass me, take out the stuff in my belly after dinner, don't be in a daze!"

I subconsciously stretched out my hand to wipe my mouth first, for fear that my saliva would flow out in a daze, and then I looked at Fa Hai, whose lower abdomen was slightly swollen. At this time, something was slowly agitating this originally flat and firm lower abdomen. Some are like a small tree, growing in the belly of the monk, trying to stretch out the branches, making the belly turn white for a while.

Fahai's practice has already reached the realm of transformation 500 years ago. The monk who was born in the Baihui acupoint with the roots of Buddhist wisdom can subdue the demons and ghosts who have practiced hard for thousands of years in the world when he is 20 years old. Except for me , has always been unscrupulous, and has never suffered a loss, but today, I don't know which expert can plant tree buds in the belly of the monk without anyone noticing, and this tree that takes root in the dantian The buds are even more evil, so evil that even a monk with profound mana cannot remove it himself.

I am afraid that this evil thing can only be removed by the evil method that goes back to its origin. I observed it for a long time, and by the way, I wiped the oil of the monk's strong body, and felt it from the monk's chest down to the abdomen and summed it up in my heart— I'm afraid you have to use the magic of ghosts to be effective. I haven't touched it for 500 years. I didn't expect the monk's physique to be stronger than before!

When I was learning ghost magic, I resisted it, but Xiwo once persuaded me—everything is never absolute, and good and evil are even more chaotic. The magic of the six realms has its subtleties, and the bad is the person who casts it. , not the spell itself.So when I had nothing to do, I practiced the spells of the six paths in the treasure house of Dragon City. There are records in the treasure house of the exquisite spells of the three realms and six paths, but I did not practice the magic path. Taught me personally, but after delaying for many years, I finally failed to learn.

"Monk, I'm going to do it, but before I do it, let me tell you, if I really take a baby out of your womb, will you keep it or not?" I put my hands on Fahai's belly and asked the monk joked.

"Stop talking nonsense...I..." Fahai was about to quarrel with me, but I clasped my fingers together and inserted them into the monk's lower abdomen with lightning speed. His hands turned into jet-black streamers and burrowed into Fa Hai's belly button. Before the monk could cry out for pain, the streamers rose again and turned into clenched fists. Where did I come across it.

Although this five ghost transport technique has been used a lot, it is the first time to extract something from the human body. I don't know if it hurts or not when it breaks through the human body. At that time, the always tough monk was already sweating profusely and passed out.

Thinking about it, it should be painful, this monk was tortured by cutting his back, but I didn't see him make any gestures, but at this time, I was forced to faint.After confirming that the monk was fine except fainting, I stretched out my fist and opened it with my backhand.

With five fingers spread out, a bush suddenly rises from the palm of the hand. The shape of this vegetation is actually the shape of Veda grass!Moreover, this Wei Tuo grass is much stronger than the one given by Zhi Xiwo. At first glance, it seems to have the tendency to grow for a thousand years.

It is recorded in the "Treasure of the Three Realms" in the Dragon City Treasure House that the Weituo grass is grown from three seeds pressed under an epiphyllum that grew from the place where the Bodhisattva Weituo protected and supported the thousand Buddhas. Just like Wei Tuo Bodhisattva, with the most sincere dedication, the seeds can be catalyzed into the Wei Tuo Xiancao that can burn the real fire of samadhi. It is also ironic that only sincere dedication can turn into a calamity that can burn the three worlds. The flames and all the transfer tools in the dark are like jokes that are not funny, making people dumbfounded.

After 500 years of painstaking efforts, the small Wei Tuo grass raised by Xiwo, compared with the one in front of me, is really a big witch meeting a little witch. If such a big Wei Tuo grass is ignited, I am afraid that it will burn a whole cycle of reincarnation. unknown.

I looked at the thing in my hand, and my palm couldn't help sweating slightly. This Buddhist treasure is much more powerful than the weapons of demons and ghosts that destroy sentient beings.What kind of expert did this monk offend!To send this incomparably powerful thing into Qiantang!

"Lady!" A voice sounded outside the window. It sounded like Xu Xian who had returned from washing the dishes. There was panic in his words. Could it be that something happened!

It was too late to place the Wei Tuo grass properly, after much deliberation, it was still more secure in my hands, I clenched my fist again, and pushed open the door, but bumped into Xu Xian who couldn't wait to push the door open.

"My lady! It's not good! Sister Huasui... Sister Huasui, she..." Xu Xian was weak and timid at this time, running to the guest room in the dark at this time, it was difficult for him to think about it, so I helped him relax , to signal him not to panic, speak slowly.

"Sister Huasui! She's here to propose marriage!"

"what!"

I opened my eyes wide and looked at Xu Xian, what is Huasui sister's intention?Apart from Xu Xian, there are no other men in the Baoan Hall. Could it be that Sister Huasui, who has been a widow for so long, actually fell in love with the old Hou who grabs the medicine?I clenched the thing in my hand again, pulled Xu Xian and walked to the main hall.

In the main hall, Sister Huasui was sitting with her head bowed with a sad face, while Da Qing looked at Sister Huasui with a helpless face. Daqing pestle was also awkward there, I opened my mouth to call Daqing down, but Daqing had an indescribable expression when he passed me, but he finally endured it.

"Sister Huasui, is there something urgent to come here at night?" I sat down slowly, placed the tea cup I took from Daqing in front of Sister Huasui again, and asked.

"Sister, I..." Sister Huasui saw me coming, but just like Daqing, she put on an indescribable look, hesitated for a while, but finally explained why she came: "I'm here today to propose marriage of."

"My husband-in-law doesn't seem to have any intention of taking a concubine." I asked tentatively, and Xu Xian who was at the side listened to my words and nodded heavily to me to express his agreement.

"I...I didn't propose marriage to Dr. Xu today." Sister Huasui glanced at the dowry items piled up in the main hall, as if she was extremely ashamed to speak, her blushing cheeks and her head full of pearls and emeralds became more and more seductive.

"Then... could it be that sister Huasui fell in love with the old Hou of my Baoan hall?" I checked my words and asked tentatively again.

"No, no, no!" Sister Huasui suddenly raised her head, her cheeks were even more flushed, she waved her hand in denial. "I am here today, not for my own business."

"Ah!" Sister Huasui has been in the mall for many years, and has seen countless storms and waves. At this moment, thinking of her own embarrassment, she finally made up her mind to tell the whole story.

"I came here this time for my little girl Weiyang's marriage. I don't know what kind of person my little girl met in the security hall today. After returning home, she didn't think about eating and drinking. She cried when she saw me. I asked for a long time. Only then did I realize that the little girl met her nemesis! She also told me: If you can’t marry this person in this life, then it’s over! I won’t live anymore!”

Sister Huasui's words were full of helplessness, I thought about the situation during the day, but my heart suddenly sank, nonsense!

"To tell you the truth, Qingyang told me that the person I met today was a monk wearing a cassock and carrying a Zen staff. I also know that this is against common sense, but my little girl's life is at stake right now, so I have to pull him down." The old face came to beg everyone in the Baoan hall to help me find this... this monk."

"Sister Huasui." I took a deep breath and clenched my hand involuntarily, "I will not hide it from you, but this monk is visiting my security hall right now."

When Sister Huasui heard the words, she suddenly looked at me with eyes that were about to cry but without tears. The hope revealed in her eyes was so hot that even I was a little moved.

Poor parents all over the world, even if it is such a terrible thing, they still have to bear it for their children, begging for help, but it is not against common sense for Qingyang to marry Fahai.

In fact, for my lawless temperament, common sense is really nonsense, and I am even more dismissive. If it is a different monk, I will be a matchmaker for her. It’s no problem, but Fahai’s situation is really special Really, if you don't reject her until there is no way out, then there will be endless disasters in the future.

"At this time, I don't need that monk to come forward, I can tell Sister Huasui here. This matter will definitely not happen!" I refused sternly, stood up and prepared to go back to the guest room to make a long-term plan.

"Sister!" Unexpectedly, sister Huasui took advantage of my unpreparedness to kneel down and hugged my legs in an instant, tears streaming down from the eyes of this strong woman in the mall, "I really can't help it, Qing You know Yang's temperament, and she and you are even more close on weekdays. Even if you take pity on us, if something happens to Qingyang, I...I can't live on!"

Speaking of that child Qingyang, I really hit it off with me. I almost regarded her as a close little sister. It's just that I called her sister and her mother and sister. Isn't this seniority messed up? .

Whenever it comes to a critical moment, a bunch of unimportant messy things pop up in my mind, it’s not that I’m cold-blooded, it’s just that this method is the best that I have researched over the years to prevent me from being too immersed in the mundane world The means, the consequences of being immersed in a world that doesn't belong to me, I have already tasted the bitter fruit, and I really don't want to experience the past of harming others and myself again.

"Please go back, I won't marry your daughter." Xu Xian, an honest man, was not honest. Seeing that the momentum was wrong, he helped Fa Hai when everyone was not paying attention. , Sister Huasui should give up and go back.

"Thank you for your daughter's kindness. Please tell Qianjin that I am a monk and will not associate with women in the mortal world." Although Fahai is still in a state of exhaustion due to pain, his attitude is very tough. , full of majesty, there is absolutely no room for negotiation.

"I know Zen Master doesn't want to get involved in the world of love, but saving someone's life is better than building a seven-level pagoda. Can you ask Zen Master to go back with me? As long as Zen Master tells my little girl that you have a rock-solid heart and will not fall in love with anyone. Let the little girl die of this heart, and I would like to be a vegetarian for my Buddha's life, and come to fulfill my wish for the master!"

When I heard the words, my heart sank again, and I blamed Huasui for not having a relationship with my Buddha and not being able to eat vegetarian food. The things mentioned in these words would never happen.Fahai has a tough temper and is upright all his life, so how could he lie to others for this matter.

"Please forgive the poor monk for not being able to act according to the benefactor's words, because..." Fa Hai couldn't help but glanced at Xu Xian who was supporting him, and called out the Buddha's name: "Because the poor monk already has a place in his heart."

Sister Huasui's face turned ashen for a moment, and she froze on the spot, not knowing what the meaning of the words of the great monk in front of her was.On the other hand, Xu Xian who was at the side was so frightened that he suddenly let go. After taking a deep look at me, he turned and left.

Fa Hai's body softened in an instant. Seeing that a generation of eminent monks were about to rush to the street, a pair of strong hands suddenly supported Fa Hai's arms, and he supported Fa Hai again effortlessly. It was Qian Tang who came to rescue him. The number one warrior in the county - Daqing is also.

"Then...then I won't bother you anymore." Sister Huasui's eyes were already darkened, her heart ached, she had already made up her mind to go back this time, if Qing Yang wanted to die, then she would go with her daughter .

Although I watched coldly from the sidelines, I had already planned in my heart. In fact, the love in this world will disappear completely with a single forgetfulness spell—not to mention that if the love is not deep, then time will disappear and forget it.It's just that I really feel sorry for Qingyang. Firstly, I can't bear the pain of this mother and daughter, and secondly, this matter really came from my security hall, so I planned to follow Huasui sister back in stealth, and cast a curse , after one night, the next day it was that lively young seedling again.

It's just that I'm a little worried about Xu Xian, this honest man, he's been a little strange recently, although his cooking skills are still the same as usual, but I always feel some complexity in the dishes, it's not as simple and straightforward as before .

Seeing Sister Huasui walking to the door, I was about to create a secret tactic to follow, but suddenly a gust of wind blew by outside the door, making the jewels on Sister Huasui's head ring and tassels fluttering, the woman who is nearly fifty years old suddenly Turning around leisurely like a girl, Tingting walked towards me curlingly.

"Bai Suzhen. You bitch!"

Thinking about it carefully, in recent days I have really heard people calling me this a lot.

Sister Huasui suddenly changed her face, her eyes were shining brightly, and her brows and eyes were full of charm. If she didn't know Sister Huasui, at a glance, she would really think that this is the posture of a peerless beauty who is all over the country.

With this annoying expression, the past and the past quickly flashed in my mind, could it be that one?

On the birthday of the Nine Princesses of Dragon City, at the coming-of-age ceremony, the young girl who was most loved by the Dragon Lord actually caused the transcendent Dragon City to shock all living beings in the three realms. My daughter had the most memorable birthday ever.

My father has always been fond of me, and he knows that I like to be lively and toss, so he opened the gate of Dragon City on that day, and all the people who received invitations were the most prestigious figures in the Three Realms, even people from the Six Paths. Inside, there was also a Master of the Way who came to personally congratulate.

Although I like to be lively, I really have no interest in these strange people. I don't know any of the strange faces that file in, and I was molested by that frivolous and evil man after the feast!Thinking about it, I was really unhappy.

I kicked the grass by my feet while walking towards Qilin's residence. The old man with white beard and hair has the most abundant wisdom since I can remember. , but I don't know why I am puzzled.

Could it be... for him?It was just a one-sided relationship, I almost didn't see his face clearly, but for some reason, an indescribable feeling lingered in my heart, and my heart beat wildly from just now to now.

I touched my hot cheek, could it be that I am sick?

As soon as I saw it, I arrived at the door of Qilin's residence, but the green grass at my feet was getting more and more vigorous - the old man Qilin was the most kind-hearted. The grass grew wildly, and if I didn't pay attention, I was entangled in the grass roots when I stretched out my feet, and I was thrown hard by a dog in a daze.

The pattern of the cloth shoes in front of me has never been seen before. The upper is covered with black clouds, lightning and thunder, faintly revealing a sense of wildness.This is an uneasy feeling... I looked up along the vamp, and the unusually majestic body stood against the wind, as stable as Mount Tai.

But this Tarzan lowered his head and laughed.

This familiar laughter!

"It's you!" I was ashamed and angry in my heart, how could such an unlucky thing happen!It's the day of my birthday, but I always meet the person I don't want to meet at the most embarrassing time!

"Brother Xiwo. Let's go!" A voice like a silver bell suddenly sounded in the distance. So he was called Xiwo. I was lying on the ground, and I didn't know whether to get up or continue lying on my stomach.

"Why, the little girl who is both greedy for food and sleepy, do you want to sleep in the grass during the day?" His voice came from above, his tone was smiling but full of magnetism, I His mind went blank, and he didn't know what he was thinking, so he bit his ankle hard.

My biting problem is actually not a day or two. I bit my father two days ago because I didn't want my father to make a fuss about my birthday, but the supreme Long Zun could only cry out pain Beg for mercy, there is nothing I can do about my spoiled little daughter.

He was the only one, the only one in my life who held my nose and lifted me up when I bit.

That was the first time I felt I had a nemesis in my life.

It was also the first time that someone's eyes could be so beautiful.

I anxiously and shyly called him to let go, but he just smiled, supported my chin with one hand, and let go of the other hand pinching my nose.

"I'll let you go, if you bite me again, I won't be able to bear it." The corners of his mouth raised slightly, and he looked at me with eyes that I had never felt before, "I'm not something delicious, a snack."

"Brother Xiwo! Hurry up!" The silver bell-like voice sounded again, and it got closer.

He scratched my nose, then flashed away from me in an instant, "If I can come to Dragon City next time, I will bring you the most delicious food in the world, and then don't bite me again."

When I came back to my senses again, I only saw him walking side by side with another girl in pink. As we walked further and further away, the girl leaned on his arm and suddenly looked back at me.

That peerless and alluring appearance made me feel a little ashamed. He should be accompanied by such an alluring girl by his side, and I...

I patted the dirt on my body, suppressed a smile and waved my hand to the girl.

The girl with a peerless appearance also smiled.

then gave me the middle finger

The author has something to say: Those who are infatuated are either ghosts or goblins.Nothing to do with people.