Is it a male or a female or a beautiful girl
Chapter 6 The Sorority
A sorority, this kind of thing looks more like a big blind date in Xia Li's view.
And now she is sitting in such a place, with a girl sitting on the left and right.
Judging by her standards, just reaching the passing line, and deliberately pretending to be a bit unbearable.
But there are also some mentally handicapped straight men who think this is very cute, and are very envious of Brother Liang's popularity with women.
The retarded man is Kazuya Sugihara, who proposed to join the marriage to help his elder brother get out of the shadow of broken love.
It's not that she's not humble, at her current level, this kind of "cute" chick, he can hit two with one punch.
"Okay, ladies, I really have to go." Xia Li couldn't stand it anymore.
The one on the left, look at the nails I just did today, they are super beautiful~
Tachibana-kun on the right, your muscles are so strong, they are really enviable, can you touch them~
Mo Mo Mo, Mo Mo Mo, you big-headed ghost, if you do this again, she will sue for sexual harassment!
"Where are you going, Tachibana-kun?"
Xia Li hooked the corner of his mouth and found an excuse: "I'm addicted to cigarettes, go out and smoke a cigarette."
"Ah! Tachibana-kun must be cool smoking! I want to go with you!"
The corner of Xia Li's mouth twitched: "It's better not to, I'll be back soon, it won't be good to let the smell of smoke get on your beautiful face."
"Ah! Tachibana-kun making jokes again, I hate it."
As he said that, he punched Xia Li's chest with a small fist.
Xia Li, who was so depressed that he was about to spit out a mouthful of blood: "..."
"Then Tachibana-kun, you must come back quickly~"
"We are waiting for you here!"
Xia Li nodded with a smile on his face, MMP in his heart, I will not come back!
Next time, don't say that one of these two is the vice president's daughter, even if it's the president's daughter, he won't do such a thing of selling lust!
Before going out, Ryo Tachibana glanced at Kentaro Yamamoto's direction.
Today's Kentaro Yamamoto is dressed like a dog. He is wearing a black suit, matched with his big back, and has small sunglasses. It is just like the domineering president on TV, with a particularly domineering side.
And now he is chatting with several little girls at the same time, making them laugh out loud.
It doesn't look like they dragged them to drink in the middle of the night a few days ago, and cried on the road after drinking, unable to drag them back.
After knowing that he was cheated that day, Kentaro Yamamoto rushed over and beat the two disheveled people.
The two people at the scene were very embarrassed, and Xia Li was relieved to see it.
But the eldest brother who was calm and domineering back then was so sad that he died.
He really liked that Aiko Tanaka, he had his heart pounding for her, and he paid a lot for her.
When this kind of thing happens suddenly, it's like walking and suddenly a pile of shit is stuck on your face, who can bear it.
But there is nothing you can do if you can't stand it, who hasn't been scumbed before, scum comes and goes, and you will get used to it in the future.
Xia Li comforted Yamamoto Kentaro in this way, you are an red bean, the person in your future, the person you are destined to be, she will also be an red bean, but this Tanaka Aiko is not an red bean, she is a A mung bean, still the green of a green tea bitch.
So let's not like her, there is nothing good about that woman.
As an indomitable man, you must know the principle of timely stop loss. Without this, there will be thousands of others, and the next one will be better.
Xia Li and his eldest brother talked a lot, but he didn't listen to a word, because he fell asleep after listening to it.
Xia Li: ...My day.
Later, it was here at the fraternity.
Smoking or something is just an excuse, how can she smoke.
Smoking is harmful, so it is better not to smoke. As the saying goes, smoking is harmful to health.
The location of this marriage is a small box in a bar. It is said that the organizer means this, even if the marriage is unsuccessful, you can still sing without wasting. The point is that a bunch of people can squeeze into a box, which is cost-effective.
Really picky.
Xia Li realized.
But the pick is in the box they chose, this bar is still very famous, even the toilets are resplendent.
Having been a man for so long, Xia Li is also used to going to the men's bathroom.
How should I put it, integrity is something that disappears when it is dropped.
When she was a girl, she didn't know that there were many hidden rules in the men's room, but now she figured it out.
For example, scientific studies have shown that men experience far more stress than women when going to public toilets.
So why is this?
Because there are cubicles for women to go to the toilet.
But men are different. Generally, they urinate in urinals, the one in a row.
It's boring when you go to the toilet, which makes you really want to see what other people are doing.
After all, people are curious, everyone's Jinjiang is different, who can not be curious about what other people's Jinjiang looks like!
Xia Li has a deep understanding of this aspect. When she was watched for the first time, she almost took up her pants and walked away on the spot, but now she can calmly accept all stares and look at others.
This is simply historic progress!
When Xia Li came in this time, there was no one in the toilet, which made her feel relaxed and regretful.
Xia Li stood at the urinal on the left, stretched out his hand and took out Jin Jiang.
At this time, a man came in. This man was wearing a white shirt and trousers or a pair of suit pants. His leather shoes were very shiny.
Why did Xia Li see it so clearly?
Because this pervert was actually standing next to her!
There are so many positions standing next to her!
This is so insane and perverted!There is simply no way to bear it!
It's dangerous to be a man, this man must have taken a fancy to him!
Some people may think that Xia Li's reaction is exaggerated, but it is not. There is an unwritten rule in the men's room, that is, when there is a space, everyone consciously separates or stays away.
Of course, it's another matter when there are many people.
But at this time, there was no one there, and there were so many vacancies in the toilet, and this man actually stood directly next to her, which really had to make people think a little bit more.
The man in the white shirt supported Jinjiang with one hand, while playing with his mobile phone with the other hand, looking at the things on the mobile phone, which seemed to be stock trends or something.
Hey, it's really pretentious, and I have to show off my skills in going to the toilet.
Xia Li thought sourly, as far as the pair of shoes he was wearing on his feet, she probably couldn't afford her whole body, including the money in her wallet.
But at this time, Xia Li saw something very funny, and couldn't help laughing out loud.
And this successfully caught the shirt man's attention.
"What are you laughing at?" The man in the shirt asked, frowning.
Xia Li coughed with a suffocated smile: "No, it's nothing."
But his eyes are still staring straight at the other party's Jin Jiang.
You can't blame her, it's too funny, okay?There is a pink heart on that person's Jinjiang. I really didn't expect that some people look like elites on the surface, but they are so girlish in private.
Following Xia Li's line of sight, the man in the shirt quickly understood what he was laughing at, and his face turned ugly for a moment.
But soon he looked at Xia Li with an evil smile.
Xia Li: "You, what are you going to do? I'm not just a casual person!"
Xia Li refused before predicting that the other party might make unreasonable demands.
Super witty!
The man in the shirt was speechless for a moment, and then said in the serious tone of a meeting: "Do you have situational urination disorder?"
"Ah? What?" It was not a good word to hear, Xia Li resolutely denied: "I didn't!"
Shirt Man: "Situational voiding disorder, also known as shy bladder syndrome, is characterized by the inability to urinate in public or around strangers."
"You started to act very nervous when I came in, and the speed was very slow, approaching nothing."
"If you are sick, you need to go for treatment. This is not a big problem, and it can still be solved."
Xia Li blushed: "There is no such thing at all, it is because you are standing next to me, so many empty seats, normal people will consciously space them out!"
The man in the shirt smiled charmingly: "You also said that there are so many vacancies. Since they are vacant, why can't I be here? Don't explain any more, I won't tell others!"
Charlie: "I didn't!"
As he said that, he pulled up his pants and was about to leave, but because of his speed, he accidentally caught the stray hairs on the cylinder, and the pain caused her expression to distort instantly.
The shirt man laughed.
Xia Li gave him a hard look, and walked to the sink.
But the man in the shirt also followed: "Actually, this matter is largely caused by psychological problems and physiological mechanisms."
Xia Li ignored him, but the man in the shirt continued to talk: "Have you noticed something wrong with yourself recently, do you have sexual disorders?"
Misakuaki swore that he just wanted to ridicule this stupid boy, but he didn't expect that the boy froze as soon as he said this.
Xia Li was completely petrified. She said why she always felt that something was missing. She hadn't been hard at all for a month.
As a man, she has never been tough!
Xia Li didn't know how she got out of the toilet, but by the time she realized it, she had been squatting in the lobby for a long time.
It's really desolate. Don't want it.
As the saying goes, the wind is rustling, the water is cold, and I want to force it to not let it go!
So miserable, so miserable!
At this time, four young people came out of one of the VIP rooms.
One of the curly-haired youths looked at his companion with distaste: "Misaku, why are you laughing so disgustingly all of a sudden?"
Misakuaki shrugged: "Is there? No!"
Curly-haired youth: "Master, I don't bother to talk to you."
And Ximen Sojiro followed Misakuaki's line of sight just now, and there was nothing there except a man squatting on the ground.
What is Misaku laughing at?
really weird.
Xia Li squatted in the hall, sighing from time to time, at this time a person came out holding a wine bottle, sat next to her, and sighed heavily.
Xia Li: "Ah, why are you sighing?"
Kazuya Sugihara: "I got dumped, hey~"
"Hey~" Another person sat down.
Xia Li: "Brother, why are you sighing?"
Kentaro Yamamoto: "Aiko Tanaka said she was pregnant."
Xia Li frowned: "What does this have to do with you? You can't forget that woman, can you? Brother, can you be more angry!"
Kentaro Yamamoto: "No."
Sugihara Kazuya: "What's the matter? Big brother, tell me, we are so worried about you!"
Kentaro Yamamoto: "She said the child is mine."
Kazuya Sugihara: "Damn it."
Charlie: "..."
The three fell into silence.
A word of shit is worth a thousand words, and the three of them were silent, containing thousands of emotions.
And now she is sitting in such a place, with a girl sitting on the left and right.
Judging by her standards, just reaching the passing line, and deliberately pretending to be a bit unbearable.
But there are also some mentally handicapped straight men who think this is very cute, and are very envious of Brother Liang's popularity with women.
The retarded man is Kazuya Sugihara, who proposed to join the marriage to help his elder brother get out of the shadow of broken love.
It's not that she's not humble, at her current level, this kind of "cute" chick, he can hit two with one punch.
"Okay, ladies, I really have to go." Xia Li couldn't stand it anymore.
The one on the left, look at the nails I just did today, they are super beautiful~
Tachibana-kun on the right, your muscles are so strong, they are really enviable, can you touch them~
Mo Mo Mo, Mo Mo Mo, you big-headed ghost, if you do this again, she will sue for sexual harassment!
"Where are you going, Tachibana-kun?"
Xia Li hooked the corner of his mouth and found an excuse: "I'm addicted to cigarettes, go out and smoke a cigarette."
"Ah! Tachibana-kun must be cool smoking! I want to go with you!"
The corner of Xia Li's mouth twitched: "It's better not to, I'll be back soon, it won't be good to let the smell of smoke get on your beautiful face."
"Ah! Tachibana-kun making jokes again, I hate it."
As he said that, he punched Xia Li's chest with a small fist.
Xia Li, who was so depressed that he was about to spit out a mouthful of blood: "..."
"Then Tachibana-kun, you must come back quickly~"
"We are waiting for you here!"
Xia Li nodded with a smile on his face, MMP in his heart, I will not come back!
Next time, don't say that one of these two is the vice president's daughter, even if it's the president's daughter, he won't do such a thing of selling lust!
Before going out, Ryo Tachibana glanced at Kentaro Yamamoto's direction.
Today's Kentaro Yamamoto is dressed like a dog. He is wearing a black suit, matched with his big back, and has small sunglasses. It is just like the domineering president on TV, with a particularly domineering side.
And now he is chatting with several little girls at the same time, making them laugh out loud.
It doesn't look like they dragged them to drink in the middle of the night a few days ago, and cried on the road after drinking, unable to drag them back.
After knowing that he was cheated that day, Kentaro Yamamoto rushed over and beat the two disheveled people.
The two people at the scene were very embarrassed, and Xia Li was relieved to see it.
But the eldest brother who was calm and domineering back then was so sad that he died.
He really liked that Aiko Tanaka, he had his heart pounding for her, and he paid a lot for her.
When this kind of thing happens suddenly, it's like walking and suddenly a pile of shit is stuck on your face, who can bear it.
But there is nothing you can do if you can't stand it, who hasn't been scumbed before, scum comes and goes, and you will get used to it in the future.
Xia Li comforted Yamamoto Kentaro in this way, you are an red bean, the person in your future, the person you are destined to be, she will also be an red bean, but this Tanaka Aiko is not an red bean, she is a A mung bean, still the green of a green tea bitch.
So let's not like her, there is nothing good about that woman.
As an indomitable man, you must know the principle of timely stop loss. Without this, there will be thousands of others, and the next one will be better.
Xia Li and his eldest brother talked a lot, but he didn't listen to a word, because he fell asleep after listening to it.
Xia Li: ...My day.
Later, it was here at the fraternity.
Smoking or something is just an excuse, how can she smoke.
Smoking is harmful, so it is better not to smoke. As the saying goes, smoking is harmful to health.
The location of this marriage is a small box in a bar. It is said that the organizer means this, even if the marriage is unsuccessful, you can still sing without wasting. The point is that a bunch of people can squeeze into a box, which is cost-effective.
Really picky.
Xia Li realized.
But the pick is in the box they chose, this bar is still very famous, even the toilets are resplendent.
Having been a man for so long, Xia Li is also used to going to the men's bathroom.
How should I put it, integrity is something that disappears when it is dropped.
When she was a girl, she didn't know that there were many hidden rules in the men's room, but now she figured it out.
For example, scientific studies have shown that men experience far more stress than women when going to public toilets.
So why is this?
Because there are cubicles for women to go to the toilet.
But men are different. Generally, they urinate in urinals, the one in a row.
It's boring when you go to the toilet, which makes you really want to see what other people are doing.
After all, people are curious, everyone's Jinjiang is different, who can not be curious about what other people's Jinjiang looks like!
Xia Li has a deep understanding of this aspect. When she was watched for the first time, she almost took up her pants and walked away on the spot, but now she can calmly accept all stares and look at others.
This is simply historic progress!
When Xia Li came in this time, there was no one in the toilet, which made her feel relaxed and regretful.
Xia Li stood at the urinal on the left, stretched out his hand and took out Jin Jiang.
At this time, a man came in. This man was wearing a white shirt and trousers or a pair of suit pants. His leather shoes were very shiny.
Why did Xia Li see it so clearly?
Because this pervert was actually standing next to her!
There are so many positions standing next to her!
This is so insane and perverted!There is simply no way to bear it!
It's dangerous to be a man, this man must have taken a fancy to him!
Some people may think that Xia Li's reaction is exaggerated, but it is not. There is an unwritten rule in the men's room, that is, when there is a space, everyone consciously separates or stays away.
Of course, it's another matter when there are many people.
But at this time, there was no one there, and there were so many vacancies in the toilet, and this man actually stood directly next to her, which really had to make people think a little bit more.
The man in the white shirt supported Jinjiang with one hand, while playing with his mobile phone with the other hand, looking at the things on the mobile phone, which seemed to be stock trends or something.
Hey, it's really pretentious, and I have to show off my skills in going to the toilet.
Xia Li thought sourly, as far as the pair of shoes he was wearing on his feet, she probably couldn't afford her whole body, including the money in her wallet.
But at this time, Xia Li saw something very funny, and couldn't help laughing out loud.
And this successfully caught the shirt man's attention.
"What are you laughing at?" The man in the shirt asked, frowning.
Xia Li coughed with a suffocated smile: "No, it's nothing."
But his eyes are still staring straight at the other party's Jin Jiang.
You can't blame her, it's too funny, okay?There is a pink heart on that person's Jinjiang. I really didn't expect that some people look like elites on the surface, but they are so girlish in private.
Following Xia Li's line of sight, the man in the shirt quickly understood what he was laughing at, and his face turned ugly for a moment.
But soon he looked at Xia Li with an evil smile.
Xia Li: "You, what are you going to do? I'm not just a casual person!"
Xia Li refused before predicting that the other party might make unreasonable demands.
Super witty!
The man in the shirt was speechless for a moment, and then said in the serious tone of a meeting: "Do you have situational urination disorder?"
"Ah? What?" It was not a good word to hear, Xia Li resolutely denied: "I didn't!"
Shirt Man: "Situational voiding disorder, also known as shy bladder syndrome, is characterized by the inability to urinate in public or around strangers."
"You started to act very nervous when I came in, and the speed was very slow, approaching nothing."
"If you are sick, you need to go for treatment. This is not a big problem, and it can still be solved."
Xia Li blushed: "There is no such thing at all, it is because you are standing next to me, so many empty seats, normal people will consciously space them out!"
The man in the shirt smiled charmingly: "You also said that there are so many vacancies. Since they are vacant, why can't I be here? Don't explain any more, I won't tell others!"
Charlie: "I didn't!"
As he said that, he pulled up his pants and was about to leave, but because of his speed, he accidentally caught the stray hairs on the cylinder, and the pain caused her expression to distort instantly.
The shirt man laughed.
Xia Li gave him a hard look, and walked to the sink.
But the man in the shirt also followed: "Actually, this matter is largely caused by psychological problems and physiological mechanisms."
Xia Li ignored him, but the man in the shirt continued to talk: "Have you noticed something wrong with yourself recently, do you have sexual disorders?"
Misakuaki swore that he just wanted to ridicule this stupid boy, but he didn't expect that the boy froze as soon as he said this.
Xia Li was completely petrified. She said why she always felt that something was missing. She hadn't been hard at all for a month.
As a man, she has never been tough!
Xia Li didn't know how she got out of the toilet, but by the time she realized it, she had been squatting in the lobby for a long time.
It's really desolate. Don't want it.
As the saying goes, the wind is rustling, the water is cold, and I want to force it to not let it go!
So miserable, so miserable!
At this time, four young people came out of one of the VIP rooms.
One of the curly-haired youths looked at his companion with distaste: "Misaku, why are you laughing so disgustingly all of a sudden?"
Misakuaki shrugged: "Is there? No!"
Curly-haired youth: "Master, I don't bother to talk to you."
And Ximen Sojiro followed Misakuaki's line of sight just now, and there was nothing there except a man squatting on the ground.
What is Misaku laughing at?
really weird.
Xia Li squatted in the hall, sighing from time to time, at this time a person came out holding a wine bottle, sat next to her, and sighed heavily.
Xia Li: "Ah, why are you sighing?"
Kazuya Sugihara: "I got dumped, hey~"
"Hey~" Another person sat down.
Xia Li: "Brother, why are you sighing?"
Kentaro Yamamoto: "Aiko Tanaka said she was pregnant."
Xia Li frowned: "What does this have to do with you? You can't forget that woman, can you? Brother, can you be more angry!"
Kentaro Yamamoto: "No."
Sugihara Kazuya: "What's the matter? Big brother, tell me, we are so worried about you!"
Kentaro Yamamoto: "She said the child is mine."
Kazuya Sugihara: "Damn it."
Charlie: "..."
The three fell into silence.
A word of shit is worth a thousand words, and the three of them were silent, containing thousands of emotions.
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