My undercover organization eats jujube pills

I, Yagisawa Yayoi, now use the name Amuro Yayoi.

On the first day of work in the new unit, I offended another leader who was on the same level as my boss.

"Mr. Dazai actually said that Mr. Nakahara is a dog..." I showed an expression that I couldn't bear to look directly at, "It's really too strong."

I say too strong because Mr. Nakahara Nakaya almost got into a fight with Osamu Dazai just now, and I think his body flexibility, which can do the splits when he goes up, and he can do yoga with the waist down, is absolutely outstanding in terms of physical skills. Beat Osamu Dazai.

I mean, he scolded Zhongyuan Zhong that even the dogs were not beaten, that's really too strong.

However, if Mr. Nakahara Nakaya didn't seem to have a task to do and hurriedly prepared to leave, Osamu Dazai would probably be beaten today.

"Chuya's slug head doesn't think so much." Osamu Dazai said in a relaxed and cheerful tone.

It's a dog and a slug. Are these two really partners?

If it was Osamu Dazai, I think he could do such things as stabbing his partner in the back and stabbing more in the face.Dare to hand over your back to him, maybe it's a life-threatening behavior.

"So, Dazai-san, what kind of job do I want to do?" I asked with a solemn expression, "If it's a fighter or something, I probably won't be able to do it... Although I can walk, it doesn't mean that I can fully recover my combat power. "

"Ah, if you have Yayoi's fighting power, you don't have to be a martial artist." He said the most vicious and heart-wrenching words with a smile on his face, "After all, Yayoi, you are still a child, and your fighting power is probably comparable to that of the country. A stupid golden retriever scared away by a few big white geese raised in the field."

"...Suddenly it's very hot."

Shit, I'm going to kill this future boss today - this man is as vicious and proficient in hurting people with words as I have ever seen in my life, and it is a waste of the earth to let this man live in this world for a second Oxygen! ! !

"So I will hand over my subsequent report to you, Yayoi." Osamu Dazai smiled kindly and kindly, "After all, I don't want to waste my brain cells on writing extremely boring and old-fashioned words."

"Mr. Dazai," I felt very speechless in my heart, "You also know that I was born in a slum... I can't write reports."

"Hey?"

Osamu Dazai put his hands in his pockets, and his forearm, which was wrapped in bandages but still had a beautiful curve and smooth lines, was exposed under the half-rolled shirt.

He turned his head slightly to look at me, the lights in the corridor were not very bright, and the boy had beautiful iris-colored eyes that were silent and gloomy.He lowered his eyes and smiled speciously.

"Yayoi really can't?"

"Ah, ah ha ha ha..." I laughed dryly twice, "I will, even if I don't, I will work hard to learn it for Mr. Dazai!"

At that moment, I felt that my back was soaked in cold sweat, and the chill went deep into the bone marrow.

Chief Farmer, can I give up the mission and escape? ? ?

I was almost suffocated after spending two hours with Osamu Dazai, and it would be hell on earth if I got along with Osamu Dazai for a few months.

Accelerator may be irritable, but we are still young people... Well, we are Schrödinger's young people.But at least he won't kill him. I'm afraid that one day I will be completely wiped out by Dazai.

"Ah, I remembered." Osamu Dazai clenched his right hand into a fist and lightly touched the palm of his left hand, "I have a task to do later."

"Yayoi, will you come with me?"

I:"???"

"Didn't it be agreed that I would only be responsible for writing the report!"

"Ah, it seems Yayoi that you still don't understand the hidden meaning of the position of writing a report."

"What is that?"

"One, use your body to defend your boss when necessary; two, take on the responsibility of being a bodyguard at a specific time, but Yayoi, you still need to practice your physical skills more; three, solve any problems for your boss; four, pick up your boss Golfing—well, no need for that, I just like hitting people's heads with golf clubs."

"...Mr. Dazai, which Japanese drama did you watch this from?"

"Ah, it was discovered."

Osamu Dazai didn't make fun of my embarrassment at being discovered, but he was very righteous, "But Yayoi will still join the action force in the future, and the port mafia doesn't want an idiot who can only write reports and a golden retriever with a fighting capacity of [-] geese dog."

What did I do wrong to have such an unreliable and dirty bastard boss like Osamu Dazai...

What can I say now?Anyway, I am just a lowly Hong Kong and black wage earner. If my boss tells me to go south, I must not go east. If my boss tells me to bark like a pig, I cannot bark like a dog.

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The Port Mafia's operational unit is called the Black Lizards.

Guangjin Liulang, the centurion leader of the Black Lizard, is a refined old man.His beard and hair are all white, and he wears a very gentlemanly monocle on his right eye.My temperament is also like that of a gentleman - a serious gentleman does not have that kind of implied meaning of color.

In short, the Centurion of the Black Lizard does not look like a mafia at all, but like a bard who writes poetry, or a playwright with a pen as a companion.

And I temporarily became a non-staff member of the Black Lizard for some reason, and Osamu Dazai patted me on the shoulder and handed me over to this elegant old man Hirotsu Yanagi.

"Yayoi will be handed over to you temporarily, remember to take good care of her."

——That’s what Osamu Dazai said, but I have strong doubts about the care he said. Who knows if his care is in double quotation marks?

According to Mr. Hirotsu Yanagi's introduction, it is said that Osamu Dazai's mission this time is to kill a group of fighting groups who want to share their share of smuggled goods.The other party was ambushing around the warehouse where they traded, waiting for Osamu Dazai to preside over the transaction.

I don't even have to think about the ending, [-]% of the group is destroyed.

Because Osamu Dazai had already set up a series of traps and gangs in black suits within a radius of ten miles of the warehouse.

I followed Mr. Hirotsu Yanagi, left and right behind Osamu Dazai as his bodyguard.

Within a few minutes, the person who had come to trade with the other party was present.I had been staring at my toes boredly before, and raised my head after hearing footsteps that seemed a little familiar——

? ? ? ? ?

This, isn't this fucking bourbon! ! !

With my familiar light blond hair, blue eyes, and dark complexion that won't fade even with bleach, I'd recognize him even from the burnt ashes as my dear Cheap Daddy Bourbon.

I almost showed a shocked expression, and then remembered that I was still undercover and forcibly held back, so that my face twisted unnaturally for a moment.

Bourbon put on such a good show, if I hadn't been sure he didn't know I was going to be here, I'd have doubted he'd been prepared.However, it was as if he didn't know me at all, he glanced at me lightly and then quickly looked away.

"What you need."

He placed a large suitcase with a height of half a person in front of Osamu Dazai.

Osamu Dazai raised his chin and motioned for me to drag the suitcase back.After being stunned for a moment, I quickly went forward to help up the suitcase lying on the ground.The half-squatting position of me just exposed the bandage-wrapped knees that were slightly bleeding.

Bourbon's eyes paused for a moment on my knee, then he looked at me for a moment, and quickly looked away as if nothing had happened.

The moment I met his gaze, I felt inexplicable sadness.

Father, my dear father—your daughter was bullied by this bastard Dazai and cried! ! !

The boss of the organization is not a human being! Let me, a weak underage girl, do this kind of high-risk mission. He deliberately doesn't want me to live! ! !

I lowered my head, suppressed my longing expression, and dragged the suitcase back behind Osamu Dazai.

Osamu Dazai didn't even look at the huge suitcase, as if he was sure that the organization would not deceive him——no, Mr. Osamu Dazai who knows nothing, you don't know how unreliable the organization is inside, even if they put you It is also possible to replace all the illegal traded items with sparkling water!

"Your reward."

After Osamu Dazai finished speaking, Mr. Hirotsu Yanagi took out the suitcase he had prepared a long time ago, walked a few steps forward, and handed the suitcase to Bourbon.

Bourbon picked up the suitcase and weighed it, and said "thank you" to Osamu Dazai very politely.

"Ah, since the transaction is completed, there's no need to be so serious." Osamu Dazai folded his palms together, "Our newcomer Amuro-kun and Mr. Bourbon are really destined. Is this the legendary couple?"

Hearing the surname "Amuro", Bourbon frowned and raised his eyes to look at me. I faltered and hesitated to look at him.

Bourbon narrowed his eyes slightly and said with a smile: "There are too many people with similar looks in this world, and it's not surprising. Besides, the newcomer of the Port Mafia is really too young, so there is no such thing as a couple. Well—that would make me feel like a pervert."

"Then, I'll take my leave."

Ah? ? ?

Wait... Dad, did you just leave your lovely daughter behind? ? ?

Bourbon left without hesitation, without the slightest hesitation. In the end, I could only look at his back and leave tears of hope in my heart.

"Ah..." After Bourbon left, Osamu Dazai turned around and looked in the direction of the warehouse entrance, "The martial gang hasn't made any movement yet. It's a bit strange."

You said worried words, I can see that your expression is quite relaxed...

"Wait a moment."

"If the little reptiles haven't shown up yet, let's play a game of catching bugs."

"I don't want insects, aren't they scary?" Under Osamu Dazai's gaze, I changed my words silently, "I love insects, and catching them makes me happy."

I have to say, Port Mafia is really a talent.

During the waiting time, Osamu Dazai confiscated a pack of poker cards from Black Lizard's subordinates in a leisurely manner, and then asked me and Mr. Hirotsu Yanagi to play poker with him.

The gameplay is the most popular Doudizhu in China next door.

Hey, do you remember when you were a mafia on a mission?

It's not that I suspect that Osamu Dazai is cheating, it's that he really has a few hands that can turn the tables and run out of my hands against the wind.Except for Accelerator, I haven't met anyone who can beat me in this numbers game.

"Mr. Dazai cheated!"

"Huh? Did Yayoi start to slander me because she couldn't play?"

"Bah! Wait...a word, Lian Dui, Wang Zha!"

I happily announced, "I won! Dazai-san and Hirotsu-san both pay!"

Osamu Dazai complained: "I have lost to Yayoi in this month's salary. If I can't afford food, I can only ask Yayoi to invite me—"

"It's none of my business!"

Before I was finished, there was a loud crash above my head.

I jumped when the rubble fell on my feet, and then a boy with a black top hat and ochre-haired figure slowly emerged from the dust.

He held a man in his hand who didn't know whether he was dead or alive, and looked at the three of us who were fishing with eyes that could not be condescending at all but very condescending—the playing cards had not been confiscated, leaving a perfect evidence of crime.

"While I'm working hard, you mackerel betting with your subordinates?"

I froze for a moment, remembering who the person suddenly appeared, and subconsciously blurted out——

"Isn't this the short man who quarreled with Mr. Dazai this morning!"

As soon as the words came out of my mouth, I knew something was wrong.

I'm still a minor, so I don't really want to die young—! ! !

The author has something to say: Yayoi: No one can beat me in poker - if there is, it must be the other party cheating!

Dazai ::)

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My Friends Are All Undercover [Comprehensive] by Miss Cadre

Copywriter:

My name is Kakyoin Ritsuyo,

A demihuman with supernatural powers.

The No. [-] agency, a black-hearted organization, took me into slices and studied it for a year, and then sent me to Hong Kong as an undercover agent.

Anyway, I'm not going to die, I'm wet and broken.

The strange thing is that the members of this gangster are too enthusiastic, and everyone wants to make friends with her.

Kakyoin Ritsushi was shocked, so I am so popular!

She was very moved, and said that being a friend is completely ojbk, we mean to go through a process and read our hearts first.

--and many more

Friend, why are you an undercover agent?

My friend, are you an undercover agent sent by the winery? ?

That friend, you are actually a professional hero who came undercover? ? ?

My friend next door, are you also an undercover agent from the special forces? ? ? ?

And you... why the fuck are you still an undercover agent? ? ? ? ?

They are also undercover agents, why is there such a big gap between people!

One by one, they either have their own system or the strategy cadres, and there are book travelers who have read the script in advance...

See you again, this round of cheating is beyond the standard! ! !

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Thanks to the little angels who voted for me or irrigated the nutrient solution~

Thanks to the little angel who voted [Bazooka]: Qingshui Lingxian 1;

Thanks to the little angels who voted [Line mines]: 23 of me in front of Zhongye; 1 of Chamingmo;

Thanks to the little angel who irrigated [nutrient solution]:

6 bottles of Natsume's account of the demon; Osamu Dazai's official certified wife V3 bottles;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!