My undercover organization eats jujube pills

My eyes wandered a little dull.

I felt a little overwhelmed by Accelerator's sudden tenderness.

Although what he said was not pleasant to hear, I, who have known him for many years, accurately translated what he meant without even a second:

——I can protect you.

how to say?I feel a little weird and subtle.

Because even if he couldn't spit ivory out of his dog's mouth before, he would never say such words—this kind of declaration is similar to a promise.

Probably because of my emotional instability, even my super powers were activated unconsciously.

The water in the water glass slowly oscillated, and there were circles of ripples in the glass, and it began to steam - just like my hot face, bubbling hot steam.

I lowered my head, my golden sideburns fell on my shoulders, and I twisted the ends of my hair with my fingers, a little afraid to look directly into Accelerator's eyes.

I always feel... I always feel that the current Accelerator is slightly different from the number one in Academy City.

"Then...then," I sounded flustered, "since you say that, then I won't be polite."

"Speaking such arrogant words, you have to take responsibility seriously."

I emphasized, "Also, I'm not a family dog ​​who can only wag my tail, okay?"

"No matter what kind of dog it is, just wagging its tail is enough." Accelerator's answer was very cold.

"Wow, woof, woof." I easily accepted this setting, and imitated the puppy barking three times without any burden.

But I don't care about Accelerator's bad-faced attitude, I've long been used to this kind of indifference, and besides, he said that kind of awkward and gentle words just now, so I allow him to be a little shy.

After Accelerator and I have solved the problem of food and clothing, there is still a problem of clothing that needs to be solved.

——It’s not that I hate it, it’s because I don’t know how long I have changed this set of clothes on Accelerator, even if he turns on the reflex, there will be no dirt left on the clothes, and he doesn’t sweat, in fact No smell, very clean.

But when I think about how long this suit has not been changed, I feel very unbearable.Not only I can't bear it, but Accelerator certainly can't bear it either.

Besides, he is awake now, and the bank card with a huge deposit cannot be swiped here, which is basically equivalent to penniless.

Although I was talking about buying clothes, when I said this with a smile, not only tears but also blood dripped from my heart.

It's okay, just think of it as the cost of finding an awesome bodyguard - I comfort myself so much in my heart, it seems to be a good deal after thinking about it, after all, Mr. Bodyguard is really awesome.

Accelerate this person.He looked like he didn't care about anything, it seemed—it seemed that he had no need for basic necessities.

But in reality, there are more tortoises and more tortoises.

The clothes he wore in Academy City were all luxury brands from head to toe, without exception, with prices starting at least six figures.

This should be put in when I used to hold a huge sum of money, of course, I would not even blink my eyes if I bought out the luxury store for him.

Put it now-buy him a luxury brand of clothes, my heart will bleed for a long time, and my heart aches for my shriveled wallet.

Things turned out as I expected. Accelerator took a second look on the street and immediately locked on a luxury brand clothing store covering an area of ​​three floors.

I followed behind him dejectedly. When I approached the door of the store, I still cheered up, straightened my back, and showed a standard smile that I had practiced for a long time.

A beautiful shopping guide in a black suit opened the door of the store, which was blocked with a red hook, and bowed softly to say hello to us.

I watched him pick one thing after another, and his heart had gradually transitioned from bleeding to numbness without feeling.With all due respect, Fang Accelerator is simply eating my human blood. Food, clothing, housing and transportation are all the money I got by selling my body and soul!

Being enslaved by the port mafia and Dazai Osamu--it is not an exaggeration to say that I sold my body; being forced by Dazai Osamu to cheat Mr. Chuya a few times, this is basically selling my soul! ! !

"Miss," the shopping guide wearing a black professional suit and well-made makeup followed me, pursing his lips and smiling, "Your boyfriend has really good eyesight."

"He's not my boyfriend, don't talk nonsense, he'll be angry." Without even thinking about it, I denied the matter for a second—staining nothing can tarnish the reputation of Mr. Yifang Accelerator, right?

I thought about it, and gave an affirmative answer to the words of the shopping guide lady: "However, his vision is really good."

God knows what kind of mood I was in when I said this sentence-of course, the taste and vision of Yifang Accelerator are good, so good that I can accurately choose the clothes with the most zeros without looking at the price.

Probably because my resentment was too deep, Accelerator suddenly looked back at me.When he saw that I was extremely frustrated and tried to support my smiling expression, he paused and suddenly made a tongue-smacking sound.

I was shocked by his irritable attitude, I didn't understand which sensitive and fragile nerve I had stimulated again, so I looked at him with very confused eyes.

Accelerator turned his head and said to the shopping guide lady with a sweet smile, "Forget it."

"I don't want anything else, just keep these few." He didn't even look at them, and ordered a few clothes at random.I have to say that Accelerator really has a good eye, and the few items he wants are all the ones with a price tag of 0.

I was stunned for a moment, unable to control the smile on my face, and slowly burst into laughter.

"You're disgusting when you laugh." Fang Accelerator turned around and saw my silly smirk expression, and then started insulting me in a very disgusted tone.

But compared with the money, I can completely accept this humiliation.After all, Osamu Dazai said every day that I was his family dog, and I relied on my life-long self-cultivation to hold him back from sending him to the hospital. up.

This guy is really awkward.

Fortunately, he didn't buy so many, but if I go bankrupt, I can still barely pay for these few items.If it's those clothes with a string of 0s after the end...

Sorry, I can only mortgage One Accelerator here as a humanoid signboard for them.

After watching me swipe the card blankly, the shopping guide opened the door for us with a smile, and kindly welcomed us to come next time—thank you, I will never come again.

Although, actually, the clothes you wear outside are not the most important thing, the most important thing is underwear.At first, I hesitated to go in, but after thinking about it, what does it matter?Our relationship is so strong, sharing the same bed is not a problem, why should we be shy?

So I followed in with awe-inspiring righteousness.

The shopping guide is a young man.Seeing me coming in with Accelerator, he greeted us with a smile, "Is this little brother here with his girlfriend to buy clothes?"

When I entered your store, I didn't come to buy clothes, did I come to be a tailor?

"Huh?" I was stunned for a moment, feeling a little uneasy that the shopping guide had assigned me the identity of "Accelerator's girlfriend" without authorization.I carefully glanced at Accelerator's expression, and then wanted to refute him, "Actually..."

However, the shopping guide ignored me at all, and said to himself, please go this way.

? ? ?Brother, if you act as a shopping guide like this, you will be complained by customers! ! !The eyes don’t need to be plucked out, OK? ? ?

I cautiously turned my head to look at Accelerator's expression. Fortunately, there was no dissatisfaction on his face because of the shopping guide, which made me breathe a sigh of relief.

Probably because our relationship is okay to a certain extent, and Accelerator himself doesn't seem to care about this thing—in short, he just needs to be not angry.

We followed behind the shopping guide, who joked with us as he walked, and glanced between the two of us with rather ambiguous eyes.Finally, he lowered his voice and said, "Do you need me to recommend some special styles for couples?"

I froze for a moment, and in the next second, the pictures and video materials I had seen on the Internet for so many years quickly appeared in my mind, as well as the private collection of a certain junior high school student discipline committee member.

However, as a normal young girl, I didn't show that shy expression, instead I answered him quite calmly: "Thank you, I don't need it. I'm not interested in those things for a long time."

The shopping guide brother heard my speech like an old driver, and expressed his respect with a rather admiring and shocked look: "I didn't expect you two to look like middle school students, and you are already so good at playing. "

——Hey, wait, isn't it the two of us? ? ? ? ?

What is going on in your little brain! ! !

In fact, I really meant to be joking, but——this kind of time is usually the most unlucky time for me.

On the spur of the moment, I not only destroyed Accelerator's reputation, but also caused mine to be harmed again.

Unless Accelerator is deaf, it is impossible for him not to have heard the words of the shopping guide brother.He glanced over with eyes full of murderous intent, and I avoided them embarrassingly, not daring to look at him with a guilty conscience.

I have already started to think in my heart—thinking about what posture to use when I go out later, it will be faster to escape, and it would be better if I can get beaten less.

Although, I am always the kind of person who is very unlucky and misfortunes never come singly.On the other side, I heard a familiar voice.This voice immediately came up with the corresponding name in my mind.

"Yayoi?"

My heart slowly fell from the clouds directly to the center of the earth at a rapid speed. I felt that my reputation was almost cold, and I didn't dare to look back.

Immediately afterwards came a child's voice, with the sarcasm and maliciousness unique to young people: "Did sister Yayoi find another love so soon? Oda Zuo is so pitiful, being played with by a woman with a heart."

Don't talk nonsense, I'm not, I didn't, I didn't do it! ! !

This time even Accelerator looked at me.Resigned to my fate, I turned my head slowly and saw Odasaku.He probably overheard the conversation between me and the shopping guide brother just now.

I really want to explain—but even if I explain at this time, he won't believe it, right?I'm really not some veteran driver who has read countless people!I... I was just kidding.

I feel like crying.

Why is the unlucky person always the weak, pitiful and helpless me?To be reasonable, I seldom do things that are harmful to nature. No matter which organization I am in, I am a low-level employee who is squeezed out.

Look, is this something people do?

"Mr. Dazai is right, you really have a baby boy!" Xingsuke plausibly questioned me with his hips akimbo.

My head is full of question marks. If the confusion can be realized, my head must be overwhelmed by the pile of big and bold question marks-what are you talking about?Who took care of the little boy! ! !

These words are really ridiculous, who would dare to maintain a piranha in a certain sense, Fang Accelerator?That is definitely a terrible thing that you think your life is too long, and you will definitely die on the spot in the next second.

"What nonsense did that guy Dazai tell you?"

Odasaku's explanation seemed much clearer: "I met Dazai on the street just now."

"He told us..." Oda Saku thought for a while, and I guess he was looking for a more euphemistic and subtle way to repeat Dazai Osamu's original words, "It's clear that you have just established a relationship, but you have abandoned him and blatantly Going out to dinner with a white-haired kid makes him feel like his relationship has been played."

I'm silent, Osamu Dazai, the goddamn bastard.

Oda Saku is my ideal marriage partner, and I must not ruin my image in his heart—although Dazai Osamu did it like this, I guess my image has been shattered into dregs.

He looked at Accelerator and me with extremely complicated eyes, and said slowly: "But you are still young, and Yayoi is only 14 years old. Although I don't quite agree, but between children..."

"It's better not to play some special tricks, it's not good for your body."

“……………………………………”

It was so embarrassing and shameful, I almost wanted to explode in place.

Deciding to save myself one last time, I calmly explained to him, "That's not the case!"

"First of all, I have nothing to do with Mr. Dazai, it's just that I just happened to give him a back when he jumped off the building, really! You trust me. As for this..." I thought for a while, "He is my distant cousin, It has nothing to do with seeing me become the mafia and the rich come to me, really!"

When I said this, I gave Accelerator eye hints the whole time, begging him not to demolish me at this time.

But the person who disrupted the situation was obviously Oda Saku, and he said seriously: "According to Japanese law, cousins ​​can marry."

I:"……"

Oh hoo.

Even if I jumped into the sea in Yokohama this time, I couldn't wash it off.

Xingsuke, who was standing beside Odasaku, still added fuel to the fire, "Adults are just playful, the world of adults is really complicated."

I bent down, grabbed his back collar and lifted him up, "Hey, what do you know, brat? Show some respect to your future little mother."

"Slightly slightly slightly." He made a grimace at me dissatisfied, "Oda Tsukuru found out that you are cheating on me, so you can't be my little mother!"

His words directly pierced my heart - don't say that Hong Xing is out of the wall, and now I don't even see a single red apricot seedling.I shook my hand and loosened his collar.The stinky brat jumped to the ground and made a face at me again.

I looked dazed from the blow I had received.

"Come on." Oda Saku patted my head and walked away with Kosuke.

Hey... come back!Are you back?What are you doing?I don't want to do anything, please come on!I also don't want to know why you asked me to cheer! ! !

"Here, how many men are you having affairs with?" Accelerator's eyes were complicated, and it was obvious that he took the words of those two people as something real and reliable.If I judge my style review based on the words of these two people, I probably won't have a positive review at all.

I answered him sadly: "Everyone thinks that I am having an affair with them, but in fact there is nothing. I am also very sad, and I was murdered by wind criticism for no reason."

I'm so sad I played Chopin in the rain.

"But the one just now," I paused, "have you seen it? It looks OK, tall, reliable, honest and gentle. It's the ideal type of marriage partner I'm looking forward to. Even if there are five children, this obviously reduces points. Xiang, I also think he is really good."

"No wonder you look like a ghost now," he seemed very noncommittal, "I think you are completely confused by men."

Hello!Isn't that a bit too much? ? ?

I retorted him angrily with a wooden face: "I don't. Can I find someone to rely on for the rest of my life? Do I want to rely on you for the rest of my life?"

He looked back at me this time.

"If you want to be a weak person for the rest of your life." He grinned, showing a smile worthy of the name of the evil party, "I allow you to wag your tail at me for the rest of your life."

***

Back in the apartment again, the two of us faced a very serious problem.

I asked him solemnly, "Is this how we live together?"

Accelerator's gaze slowly scanned from the top of my head to my feet, and finally he said to me in a tone that sounded like a punch: "You can rest assured, I'm not interested in you at all."

I was silent for a while, and finally said something very stern: "No, actually I'm not worried about what you'll do to me, but aren't you afraid of what I'll do to you?"

He stopped walking from the porch to the room, and lazily turned his head and glanced at me——I read the disdain and contempt in his eyes, "Only you?"

I shut up in humiliation.

Yes, based on my words, Accelerator can punch me out with one finger.Not to mention taking advantage, I might lose most of my life because of it.

Originally, I thought that my bed was going to be donated to Fang Tongxing, the precious uncle, but unexpectedly he didn't ask for it. Instead, he allocated it very naturally, "You sleep on the bed, and I sleep on the sofa."

I was shocked, "Are you so considerate of me?"

"what?"

"Sleep! Sleep! I'll sleep." I shook my head and answered within a second.I was afraid that if I answered late, Accelerator would immediately regret it and drive me to sleep on the sofa—this is my home after all, wouldn’t it be a bit embarrassing to sleep on the sofa.

Am I shameless?

When I took a shower, changed my clothes and lay on the bed, I suddenly started the mysterious sage time, and I couldn’t help but start to meditate——

I actually lived with Accelerator so easily.

When I was in Academy City, I never thought that I would live with Accelerator one day.

Just kidding, this kind of thing is scary when you think about it, okay?

But now, we can only attribute everything to this wonderful different world. From this point of view, the two of us can also be said to be fellow villagers with tears in our eyes.

***

The next day was exactly as I expected.

Gang Hei has completely spread the matter about me and Yifang Accelerator through the mouth of Osamu Dazai.

In order to increase the authenticity, Osamu Dazai made up a story that sounds fake.

He and I are in love with each other, Gan Chai Liehuo is in a passionate love period, because I was seen by someone yesterday, I became angry from shame and went to cheat on the little boy on a date to keep a dragon.He also said that I coveted Mr. Chuya at the same time, if I didn't dare to provoke him, I would have done it long ago.Not only that, but he also secretly contacted his friend, trying to date this man Odasaku.

Well, about 02:30 of the three points he said was true.

I really like Mr. Nakaya, and I want to date Odasaku, and Accelerator is living with me.Speaking of nurturing, I think my behavior of buying clothes for him and providing food and housing fits the behavior pattern of nurturing a little boy to a certain extent.

But what about dating and being in love with Dazai Osamu--it's completely wrong!Rather, no one with a little brain would believe such a thing, would he?The opponent is Osamu Dazai of Yokohama Thousand Kills!

Some people believe this kind of absurd story, which made me start to doubt the IQ of all the members of the port mafia——you still want to be a mafia with your IQ, why don’t you go home and play in the mud.

When entering the elevator room, I met Chuya Nakahara who also wanted to take the elevator to the top floor.

There were only him and me in the elevator room, the brown-haired boy looked at me with a complicated expression, and he and I stood in the elevator together, looking at each other silently.An awkward atmosphere gradually filled the air.

It's not that I black Nakahara Chuya, he is too easy to be played by Dazai Osamu, this time I guess he must have believed some of Dazai Osamu's nonsense.

One second before the elevator was about to arrive, he suddenly asked me - "Do you like me?"

I was taken aback, and subconsciously replied, "Yes...?"

To be honest, I don't think there is anything wrong with what I said.But when I got out of my mouth, and combined with today's rumors, I felt that there was something wrong... Isn't this exactly what I said in the rumors? Damn it.

I wanted to explain a bit, but the elevator door opened with a ding, and Zhongyuan Zhong also lowered his hat to cover his dark eyes, and walked out quickly.I opened my mouth, but the last word didn't come out of my throat.

Forget it, a misunderstanding is a misunderstanding.Fuck me.

I look away.Go straight to Osamu Dazai's office.

Before I went in and questioned him, Osamu Dazai threw a document at me and successfully blocked my questioning words in his throat, "Remember to complete the task given to you well."

I flipped through the information, looked up and asked him, "Am I alone?"

"of course."

After getting an affirmative answer, I opened the task material and started reading.

The target is a third-rate gangster in Tokyo who is engaged in population distribution.They seem to be doing human trafficking under the guise of the port mafia - buying and selling young girls to sell their bodies for pleasure, while also having an affair with the Hong Kong organization over there in Bodo.

But the port mafia didn't bother to do this kind of business. Drugs, drugs and human trafficking are things they have never been involved in.But this third-rate gangster has done too much in Tokyo, and the most intolerable thing is to borrow the name of the port mafia to do such disgusting things.

So after thinking twice, Osamu Dazai planned to squeeze out their last remaining value and then destroy them.

"The other party is just a third-rate organization, and there are no people with supernatural powers, so I think you, Yayoi, should be able to manage it well?"

"No problem, I can solve it. Let's go now?" My reading speed is very fast, and I have closed the densely packed folders in less than a minute.

Osamu Dazai propped his chin with both hands, and answered me with a smile: "That's right now."

"Okay." I nodded, "I understand."

When I turned around and walked to the door, I remembered something again, and stepped back a few steps—"By the way, can the expenses be reimbursed?"

I clearly saw the smile on Osamu Dazai's face froze, and then burst out laughing, "Of course, the port mafia treats employees very well."

Just brag, who is not a black-hearted capital enterprise?

"Okay." No matter what, I am satisfied after getting Dazai Osamu's promise.

Since I have the opportunity to go back to Tokyo, of course I will go to meet Bourbon and Akemi.

Just to carry out such a task, usually no one will follow me in a big way. I can easily find the traces of people's activities, and Osamu Dazai will not do such a stupid thing.

After I stepped on the train to Tokyo, I carefully sensed my surroundings with superpowers, and after confirming that no one was following me, I relaxed.

For me, taking down a third-rate gangster organization like that is really easy, and I can do it with my fingers.So I took this task as a public travel and paid vacation.

I think I may be a long-term undercover mission in the port mafia, and I may not be able to return to the organization for a while.In order to be able to keep abreast of the dynamics there.I decided to reveal my identity to Bourbon after meeting him.

In this way, if the two of us trust and connect with each other, there will be no problem at all.In case something happens to him, I might be able to help him out.

After all, after confessing my identity, I don't have to hide my superpowers, I can use them however I want, and I don't have to work so hard to pretend that everything has nothing to do with me.

When I arrived in Tokyo, I checked the time—it wasn't too late, but it wasn't early either.

I first found a place to stay.I chose the apartment in Bourbon very naturally. Why live in a hotel outside when I have a house?The environment may not be as clean and tidy as the high-end apartments here.

This time I honestly swiped my card to enter the door.No one at home, Bourbon probably went on a mission, and I don't care.

I went back to my own room, and decided to lie on the bed and take a nap first—by the time I woke up and opened my eyes in a daze, Bourbon had been sitting on the edge of my bed staring at me for an unknown amount of time .

I was startled by the magnified face at first, and then I was relieved when I saw that it was Bourbon. I rubbed my sore neck and asked him, "How long have you been back?"

"Not long, just 10 minutes." Bourbon replied, "But you, why are you here? What about the port mafia mission?"

He paused, "Could it be that you failed the mission over there and fled back in despair?"

"Am I that kind of person? Please stop your divergent thinking, okay?" I yawned and lazily replied to Bourbon, "The port mafia sent me to Tokyo to perform a mission, so I'll come back first and talk to you." You just met once."

Bourbon frowned, disapproving of my behavior in his expression, "Aren't you afraid of being discovered, just come here like this?"

I smiled and answered him confidently, "It's impossible for them to find out—even if they find out, they can't do anything about me."

"You are too arrogant. After all, you are only 14 years old. It is better to be cautious." Bourbon sighed helplessly, "I don't want to go to Yokohama to collect your body one day."

"No, I'm not an ordinary human being." I smiled and winked at him.

"Hello, let's get to know each other again."

I reach out to him.

"I'm Yayoi Yagisawa from the Supernatural Special Affairs Division."

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