My undercover organization eats jujube pills

Talking to Gin is always tiring.

I think he doesn't seem to understand human language. I've already said that Mori Ogai is not interested in me anymore. Why do you insist on letting me go undercover?Are you so shameless that your target is downgraded from leader to cadre candidate? !

Also, Gin, a man with a hairy hair who doesn't know how often his clothes and hair are changed, always looks like an undercover agent to everyone.

I think his nerves are really sensitive and slender, how could everyone be undercover in such an organization?He's overreacting too!

——Although I am indeed an undercover agent.

But I think that I am very successful as a gangster, and I enjoy it very much. The feeling of not having to abide by the law is just one word-cool! ! !

So I didn't feel guilty at all about the fact that I was actually an undercover agent.

I don't know why, but I always feel that Belmode belongs to the kind of state of watching dramas without telling the truth.Because she really looks like an undercover agent whether you look at it horizontally or vertically!The high fashion value gangster beauties in TV dramas and novels are generally not convenient, and they will definitely be whitewashed.

According to this law, I think that even if Belmode is not now, he will definitely be close to each other in the future.

Gin’s suspicions are really too serious. I think I’ve spent all my time in my life trying to fool Gin and convince him that I’m really making a bottle in the mafia. real wine.

I dared to fool Gin today, mainly because I always felt that he was a little bit easy to deceive.

Because the object I used for comparison is Osamu Dazai.If I can't fool Osamu Dazai, can I still not fool Gin?

Gin didn't even notice the father and daughter undercover team of me and Bourbon, which shows that IQ is indeed not in the same dimension as Osamu Dazai.

Compared with Osamu Dazai, I can say this: If the person who sat across from me and asked me today was Osamu Dazai, I think he could see through everything I said at a glance, until the end, he probably didn’t dare to fart. , Honestly explain clearly.

"BOSS is waiting for your performance."

"Margaux."

He finally warned me with a look full of murderous intent, "You'd better be honest, or—"

Otherwise what do you want?Do you dare to touch me?

I rolled my eyes inwardly.

***

When I returned to Yokohama, I happened to catch the last train.

Since it was night after I arrived in Yokohama, it was already time to get off work when the twilight fell.So instead of going straight back to the port mafia building, I chose to go to the Lupine bar where Dazai Osamu, Oda Saku, and Sakaguchi Ango often go together.

It is well known that triangles are the most stable structures.

As for Ango Sakaguchi, Oda Saku and Dazai, these three people formed such a structure.But when I entered the bar, I didn't see the people from Ango Sakaguchi, and Audio-Technica immediately had an extra vacancy.

Osamu Dazai was the first to see me, he smiled slightly, and greeted me, "Yayoi is back?"

When I saw Osamu Dazai, that glance and familiar face made me feel both old and new hatred. I walked up to him angrily, and I slapped the table in front of him with all my strength.

The transparent glass wine glass containing beer was shaken by me.The amber liquid caused by the vibration rippled round and round.

"Mr. Chuya is also there. Tell the truth, you called Mr. Chuya on purpose, right? What are your intentions?"

Obviously this posture is that he is sitting and I am standing, and I am clearly looking down at him with the advantage of height, but I don't have that kind of condescending feeling. Instead, I feel that my aura is completely suppressed by this person.

The kite-colored eyes of the black-haired boy were treacherous and deep, even under the light, there was no light or warmth in his eyes.Osamu Dazai smiled with the corners of his lips up, and his smile was extravagant, against the background of the white bandages, there was a broken and cruel beauty.

His bandage-wrapped hand gently pinched my chin, and I could clearly feel his fingertips, even the bandage couldn't cover Dazai Osamu's body temperature, even the fingertips were icy cold.

"Yayoi, you are in my hands now." He said with a smile, "It's really sad. You are obviously my subordinate, but you are thinking about other men every day."

"I call it appreciation! Appreciation, do you understand?" I plausibly said.

"And," I slapped his hand away and glared at him, "you hurt me."

When he pinched me, he hit me unexpectedly hard. I didn't need to look in the mirror to know that he must have left finger marks on my skin.

"Ah, sorry." He let go of his hand kindly, "I didn't hurt you, did I?"

"It's obvious that you hurt me!" I was very convinced by Osamu Dazai, "You can still get a girl by being so rough to girls, Mr. Dazai, you should thank you for the only face you can see all over your body."

"Yayoi is special." Osamu Dazai propped his chin, "So does Yayoi like my face?"

"Who doesn't like good-looking people?" I said honestly, "If it's just your face, Mr. Dazai, then I really like it."

"——It makes me feel a little sad to say that."

"Fart." I rolled my eyes, then turned my head to glance at the absent person, and asked Odasaku, "Isn't Mr. Sakaguchi Yasugo here?"

"Oh, you said Ango." Oda Saku answered me, "He's on a business trip."

"Then if that's the case, let me take the place where Ango-san complained about you." I didn't hesitate to sit on the seat where Ango Sakaguchi was originally sitting.

Now that I was back in Yokohama and no one was watching me, I happily asked the bartender for a cold beer.

At the same time, Osamu Dazai asked the bartender if he had "gasoline plus detergent" with eager eyes, but was ruthlessly refused by the bartender.

"By the way." I remembered something, "I brought gifts for Sakule and the others when I went to Tokyo this time. It's a famous dessert in Tokyo. Children like Sakule should like it, right?"

"But I haven't brought the present with me now. I really want to see Sakule and the others later."

"Ah," a smile appeared on Odasaku's face, "They will definitely like it, and they miss you very much, Saku Le always asks sister Yayoi when to visit her."

My eyes were full of suspicion: "Are you sure Xingsuke will miss me?"

Odasaku thought about it for a while: "Probably?"

"...You used interrogative sentences, he doesn't want to see me at all, he called me a scumbag last time." I said, "Thanks to Mr. Dazai."

"Oh, that thing," Oda Saku seemed to remember, "No, Xingsuke should have forgotten about this kind of thing a long time ago."

——How is it possible, these children are all smarter than monkeys.

Osamu Dazai interrupted unexpectedly: "Ah, that's right. Yayoi, how did you get along with Chu in Tokyo?"

When I think about this, I get angry. He dared to bring it up again, even though it was already exposed just now.

I smiled at him with a half-smile, "Thanks to you, Mr. Chuya and I have already done what we should and shouldn't do."

What to do - the task.

Don'ts - As an undercover agent, I've done so many things I shouldn't have done, I can't count them all.

"Oh?" Osamu Dazai was stunned for a moment, "Really? When Chuya came back yesterday, he was clearly still a virgin."

I was silent, "Mr. Dazai, you have experienced a lot of battles, can you still see your virginity from your face? Does your supernatural ability still have this function?"

Obviously, Osamu Dazai and I were complaining to each other, but only Oda Saku didn't notice.His expression was very serious, "It's better for a 14-year-old girl not to touch this kind of thing."

He hesitated for a moment: "It's not that it's not allowed morally, I have no opinion on this kind of thing, it's just that it's not good for your body."

"It's okay, it's okay." I quickly clarified, "I'm just talking casually to Mr. Dazai, don't take it seriously, Odasaku!"

"I'm still waiting to be Sakule's little mother."

"..."

"Ah, so Yayoi hasn't given up yet, but Odasaku wouldn't marry a woman with a bad reputation?"

"Of course I'm very persevering! If you dare to say it, it's all your fault, Mr. Dazai, I didn't add food to you while you were drinking, it's because of my self-restraint."

I glanced at the time, and decided not to waste time with Osamu Dazai and each other, "Ah, I'll go home first, see you tomorrow?"

"Is Yayoi in a hurry to go home to see your little boy?"

"With all due respect, Mr. Dazai," I said, "it's none of your business?" If you have the ability, you can tell him to his face, if Accelerator can't beat him to death, you'll be my fault.

before I'm ready to go home. , Dazai Osamu suddenly stopped me: "Congratulations, you will be transferred tomorrow."

I froze for a moment, and instantly showed a very surprised expression.

"Can I finally get rid of you? Great! Tomorrow I'll celebrate by setting off firecrackers at the Port Mafia gate!"

***

When I got back to the apartment, Accelerator's face was covered with a book. I wondered if he was asleep or not.

"I'm back." I just said this out of habit before entering the door, and I didn't expect anyone to answer me.

"what."

So when I heard the response, I was stunned for a moment, and then realized that the person who answered me was Accelerator.At that moment, I wondered if I was hallucinating.

However, the facts tell me that apart from me and Accelerator, there is no one else in this room.

Accelerator uncovered the book covering his face, sat up and ran his fingers through his hair twice.

I suddenly raised my head and stared at the figure of Accelerator, and was shocked in my heart—when did Accelerator become so tender?Is he really Yifang Accelerator himself?

After changing into my slippers, I solemnly walked up to Fang Accelerator and stood still. I stared solemnly at Fang Accelerator's face, and said in a very serious and painful tone, "Fang Accelerator, if you are kidnapped, just blink."

"..."

Embarrassing, just very embarrassing.

I watched as Accelerator's expression became very numb and complicated, his expression was filled with "Are you a pig".

"Have you lost your mind? Have you become stupid after a trip to Tokyo?"

Hearing Accelerator scolding me, I finally breathed a sigh of relief: "Huh... It's okay, it's okay, you're still the real Accelerator."

"Tsk." Fang Accelerator pressed the center of his eyebrows with his hand, "I haven't beaten you for a long time, do you miss it?"

I immediately took a few steps back when I heard this, and accidentally bumped into the coffee table in the middle.I stumbled on my foot, and I almost lost my foothold, so I subconsciously rushed forward, taking Accelerator as my support point by the way.

I put my hand on his chest, and just stared straight at Accelerator.

This subconscious action made me feel that I might end my life here.

Trembling, I showed him a flattering smile, and slowly raised my hand to stand up straight and speak.But Accelerator grabbed my wrist unexpectedly, and the white-haired boy frowned and looked at my face.

"What's wrong with your jaw?"

"Huh?" I was stunned for a moment, and then realized that he was referring to the finger marks on my chin that Osamu Dazai had pinched, "Ah... that was done by my boss."

"...The port mafia not only employs child labor, but also has unspoken rules and sex, harassment, and harassment?" Accelerator said, "Who is it?"

"It's okay, it's really okay!" I dare not say that it was Osamu Dazai, if Accelerator got interested and went straight to fight with Osamu Dazai and beat him to death, then I could only lead Accelerator overnight Desperate.

Accelerator was silent for a while, turned away his face, "I'm too lazy to care about your shit."

After he finished speaking, he took another look at my hand on his chest, and looked up at me again: "Still not letting go? Do you need help chopping off your hand?"

I immediately withdrew my hand: "No, no, no, no!" Did you make a mistake, it was obviously you who held my wrist to prevent me from getting up! ! !

The look on Accelerator's face indicated that he seemed to have absolutely no desire to communicate with me.

"Oh right. Do you really want to sleep on the sofa all the time?"

"Huh? I don't have the habit of taking advantage of women yet."

In fact, I was too embarrassed to let Yifang Accelerator sleep on the sofa all the time.This sofa is the sofa that comes with the apartment. It is narrow and short. It is not suitable for a boy to sleep on it, let alone use it as a bed.

And... how dare I let a big boss sleep on this kind of bed?Even if he likes it, I wouldn't dare to do it all the time.

I thought about it, "I'm about to get my first paycheck in the Port Mafia, so I'd like to add an extra single bed in the bedroom, do you think that's okay?"

"what ever."

Oh, that's what it means to agree - Fang Accelerator is such a tsundere, can't he just say something? ? ?

"Oh well."

"Also," he turned to look at me, "I don't need to rely on you for support."

I had question marks all over my face: "Hey? Then what do you want to do?"

"You don't want to go to the research institute to sell your body like before, do you?" I took two steps forward and grabbed Accelerator's wrist, "Since I'm here, those things before Let's all go."

I couldn't help lowering my voice, "That kind of thing is enough." Even if I won't be hurt now, the pain caused by the experiment and the past that I don't want to recall are real.

"Anyway, you're so powerful. Why don't you join the Supernatural Secret Service Division? The Chief Farmer will definitely agree. Anyway, it's a state agency. How to say it is still a little bit more secure." I said seriously, "Don't always think about things alone. , I'm here, I hope you can put me in your plan."

"If you get tired of staying one day, we can go together, wherever we want."