My undercover organization eats jujube pills

What can a 16 year old do?

For an ordinary 16-year-old girl, it is already possible to smoke and drink to burn her head... Oh, no drinking, Japan does not sell alcohol to minors under the age of 20.

But smoking, fighting, and burning your head are all right.I finally survived in this world until my physical age reached 16 years old, of course I did everything I should and should not do.

When it comes to smoking, I have tried taking a breath, but the smell of nicotine is too pungent for me, so I stay away from it;

Just kidding, Osamu Dazai can drink with Oda Saku and Ango Sakaguchi at the bar when he was 16 years old. Of course I am a frequent visitor to the bar.

For me, the most important thing at the age of 16 is - I can register my marriage with Oda Saku!

Although he himself has not agreed, but in my heart, this matter is almost a certainty. Even if it is not possible now, I will succeed in becoming the mother of five children one day.

For this reason, I finally have an order to give away my bonmei chocolates on Valentine's Day.In the past two years, I have been giving Giri chocolates, even many subordinates I know well in the port mafia have a copy.

Until this year, I plan to give Honmei Chocolate to Odasaku, and seriously ask him if he would like to register for marriage with me. In a word, I want to propose——if it goes well, I can take him to the marriage on the same day registered.

Of course, I also know that imagination is always very beautiful, as for the actual situation...

All I can say is, I kill Osamu Dazai.

A few months ago, Valentine's Day was beautiful.

In February, Japan has just entered spring, and the early cherry blossoms are already in full bloom.

The branches are in full bloom with light pink petals, which stretch out in the spring morning light, showing a translucent texture.

The morning breeze with the fragrance of grass and trees blows off the petals of the cherry blossoms, and the light pink petals flutter in the air and fall into the canals in Yokohama City.Pink petals are undulating on the clear water, and pink is floating on the water.

The water-soaked cherry blossoms flow into the sea of ​​Yokohama along the tributaries, and become the most beautiful sight of the year, that is, the Sakura Ryukai.

Since there are many people who want to give chocolates, I need to make too many chocolates, and I definitely can't hold them with both hands.I found a canvas bag and packed everyone's stuff in it.

The people who want to give it are Accelerator, Sakaguchi Ango, Dazai Osamu, Nakahara Chuya, Momiji, Mr. Hirotsu Yanagi, and the five children of Odasaku, as well as the Honmei chocolate that is going to be given to Odasaku.

As for Bourbon, Scotland, and Mingmei in Tokyo, I quietly handed them over to Bourbon through the channel of the Supernatural Secret Service, and Bourbon handed over the shares of Minmei and Scotland.

Between Benmei Chocolate and Giri Chocolate, I use the color of the ribbon on the packaging bag to distinguish them, and there are some differences in the sandwiches.

I don't understand why Osamu Dazai has always been obsessed with the chocolate I make.Anyway, thanks to Dazai Osamu——the chocolate I wanted to give didn't reach Odasaku at all.

Thanks to Osamu Dazai, everything is messed up.

The person who should get the giri chocolate gets the fake giri chocolate, and the person who should get the honmei chocolate gets the fake honmei chocolate.

As for why I added the adjective "false", it is of course because Osamu Dazai got involved in it! ! !

I don’t know what kind of mentality Osamu Dazai came from to cause this scourge. He switched the packaging ribbon between the Honmei chocolate and Giri chocolate I made, that is to say, the packaging looks like Giri chocolate, but actually contains Honmei chocolate; But what looks like Honmei Chocolate's package contains Giri Chocolate.

And out of revenge for being severely squeezed by Osamu Dazai in the past two years, I added ingredients to Osamu Dazai's special chocolate-I specially made super spicy mustard for him as a chocolate sandwich.

Wasabi-flavored chocolate, it's cool to think about it, isn't it?

However, I don't know what Osamu Dazai did. The Giri chocolate with added ingredients was eaten by Odasaku, and he even praised me for the deliciousness... Tian Zuo is really a good man.

But Benming Chocolate has become like this, how could I have the nerve to ask him to marry him?In the end, I could only temporarily stop the proposal with tears in my eyes, and wait until the summer Qixi Festival to fight again.

Damn it, Osamu Dazai will die for me! ! !

Feedback from evil forces, Osamu Dazai who wanted to tease me with my natal chocolate, but he didn't get it in the end. He deserved it because he changed the packaging, but he got himself.

In the end, my honmei chocolate, which looked like Giri's chocolate, fell into the hands of Nakahara Chuya.

So this is what the three got their hands on——

Oda Saku: False Honmei Chocolate

Osamu Dazai: True Giri Chocolate

Chuya Nakahara: False Giri Chocolate

Of course, Nakahara Nakaya himself didn’t seem to know that it was my honmei chocolate, he thought it was Giri chocolate just like in previous years.As for how I know?I know it, but I dare not tell Zhongyuan Zhongyuan that it is actually natal chocolate.

It always makes me feel a little guilty to cheat innocent teenagers' feelings.Zhong is too cute, I am too embarrassed to start.

I always feel...he is the type who is difficult to deal with when he is in a relationship.

The most gratifying thing is that during these two years, my height has finally jumped to 1.6 meters.

And Zhongyuan Zhong also didn't grow 1cm in two years, so I have to wonder if the brand-name calcium tablets he usually eats quietly and hides in the office drawer are fake and inferior products.

After I was worried that Zhongyuan Zhongye would be cheated, I checked and confirmed that it was not a counterfeit product, and I came to a conclusion that the growth period of Zhongyuan Zhongye had probably stopped.

In other words, that is—Mr. Chuya, you really won’t grow taller anymore!

When my height was about to surpass that of Nakahara Chuya, I couldn't restrain myself from looking at him with pity several times. With his sympathetic eyes, he avenged me and beat me up in the name of helping me train my physical skills.

But what did poor Yayoi do wrong?I even thought about Nakahara Chuya's self-esteem, and didn't tell him the truth!

***

The world is a good place, but I feel like I'm in a terrible mood right now.

The Port Mafia sent me to Tokyo again and again for a business trip.To say that a business trip is not a very unacceptable event, I can treat the whole journey as a public trip.

But the point is, I'm fucking going on a business trip with Osamu Dazai!

This sad fact has kept me in a bad mood.

The reason for this is because of Osamu Dazai.

Osamu Dazai is going to Tokyo to attend an important meeting, and there will be a reception afterwards, and he needs a female companion who can afford it. If Miss Hongye doesn't go, then I will be the only one.

Dazai Osamu also made a very embarrassing speech - "Yayoi's words can barely make do."

What does the bastard mean? ? ?

On the bus to Tokyo, Dazai Osamu kept trying to chat with me, and I just wanted to make up for the sleep time that was squeezed before the car, but because Dazai Osamu was my immediate boss, I had to chat with him.

While chatting, Osamu Dazai talked about some things that happened in Tokyo.He watched the news pushed on his mobile phone.

According to him, the news reads that a bank robbery took place in Mihuacho, Tokyo, and all the banknotes in the bank's banknote transport van were robbed by the robbers, and the amount stolen was as high as 10 billion yen.

Osamu Dazai commented from the perspective of a professional mafia: "Robbing a bank is a very low-level, risky, unsafe way to get money, and it will be targeted by the government."

"Yes, yes, yes," I echoed him absent-mindedly, "Of course Mr. Dazai, you are the smartest and greatest. You are a man with millions every minute, so of course you don't care about this one billion yen."

Osamu Dazai deserved to be Osamu Dazai, with a thick skin, he admitted without guilt, "Of course."

But to be honest, Dazai Osamu is indeed a man who can make money-in every way.

He created more than half of the port mafia's economic resources.In the past two years, Osamu Dazai is worthy of being a model worker in Hong Kong. Although he looks like he is not doing business every day, he is actually doing bad things every day.

There are countless things like defrauding black people and eating black ones.

These things make me feel that Osamu Dazai is a born mafia...he seems to be born to do this.

In comparison, Zhongyuan Zhongye's behavior is even less mafia-like.

Speaking of Tokyo, Bourbon is still doing well in the organization, Scotland suspended his death, and as for Ley... this guy has defected.

A year and a half ago, Ley and the FBI tried to arrest Gin, but the operation failed.In order to protect himself, Ley had to defect from the organization.Now I don't know where he went.

Because of this incident, Minmei and her sister Miyano Shiho were also punished and warned by the organization. After all, Ley actually entered the winery through Miyano Shiho's relationship.

This makes me even more dissatisfied with Ley. If you make troubles, you will make troubles. If you implicate Miyano Akemi, you will be damned.

No one can touch my Bai Yueguang, anyone who dares to touch her, I will fight with my life.

But to be honest, I haven't seen Akemi for a long time.

This time I go to Tokyo, I want to meet her.

If possible, I want to go shopping with her, eat desserts and delicious food, and make the whole person happy... After Ley defected, she was visibly depressed.

At times like this, I occasionally feel... Maybe Ley is a very, very important person to Minmei.

I also want to do something for Mingmei.

I want to stay with her - even if I don't do anything, just sit by the window and bask in the sun, it is a very happy thing for me.