[Transformers] Jung's Theory of Evolution

Jazz couldn't contact his elder brother in a hurry. After all, he was in the enemy's territory, and there was a signal shield. Even if he didn't expect that the communication here would be controlled by sound waves.

But fortunately, what is not too desperate is that unlike the Autobots, the Liaison Officer of the Useless is also quite powerful.Woz received regular contact from the liaison officer and was able to get in touch with the outside world.

It's a pity that the problem is that his liaison officer, Caron, doesn't understand ancient Cybertron, and he has no idea what Woz is talking about after jumping a word.

This made the jazz onlookers not know what to say.

"Since there is a language barrier, why are you still in regular contact! How can you command him to fight if you don't even speak the usual language?"

"It's okay, he can understand. And if you don't force him like this, he won't be able to learn modern language well."

Jazz sympathized with Woz. He remembered that Jung seemed to have said that Woz was a relatively unique aphasia, so he couldn't use coded languages ​​freely!This is not something that can be practiced well at all, but it is obvious that his companion does not believe in evil, or knows it but deliberately tortures him.

Of course Woz was furious and murmured a lot of things that no one could understand. Caron scratched his ears boredly, expressing that he didn't understand.

"Now is not the time for you to argue with him in an unknown language. You are useless, something big happened here, we and Jung were arrested by Megatron, and he may have bad intentions. Can you Send reinforcements over immediately, or contact Brother Optimus Prime?"

Caron shrugged: "No way, our leader doesn't like to let too many Cybertronians have fun on Earth, so we don't have many people on Earth. But I will contact Drift immediately, he should have completed the task with Dino , Returning to Earth soon."

Of course Jazz has heard of Drift. The mercenary who stole the fire source and made a big fuss before is annoying as an enemy, but a reassuring existence as an ally.

But Jazz was curious: "Are you not worried about your leader? Didn't I say that although he is also a leader, he is completely wise and completely incapable of protecting himself against Megatron?"

Caron chuckled secretly: "That's because you don't understand him. Our leader likes to pretend. Although it is an unconscious behavior, many people will be deceived by accident. Once he is angry, it is quite terrifying. Why do you think that the natural enemy in the past Would he abandon Cybertron and flee? He’s here because he wants to be here. That’s all.”

Jazz thought back to the Cybertronian he knew, and of course he didn't believe Caron's words.

"I think you have over-mythologized him. He is really ordinary. I don't think he can fight against Megatron. Anyway, please help me to contact the elder brother quickly and say that Megatron has bad intentions for that teacher. If It’s too late soon.”

"Bad intentions? Did you mean what I thought, or did I misunderstand?"

"No, there is no misunderstanding, what I said is what you think it means. As the communications officer of the Useless, don't you know that Megatron and our eldest brother have a special relationship with your leader?"

Caron was very calm: "That's just a rumor. I heard from the night watchman that the one Mr. Jung likes is called Ringsaw, and the other is called Orion. Both of them are dead. Megatron is indeed interested in our leader, but that So what, there are many people who respect and love that one, and he is not the only one."

----What! ! !

The jazz was shocked, and there was such a surprise! ! !

Suddenly, he felt a little hot from the optics.

...Great, brother, you are Mr. Jung's true love, their trash is a paper tiger!

"Tell big brother, before he comes, I will definitely protect Teacher Jung to the death!"

Caron waved his hand impatiently: "I know, I know. By the way, although I think it's not easy for me to say that as a blind person, because I can't see the scene on your side. After all, it is not a three-dimensional object that cannot be three-dimensional. Modeling. I want to say, are you in an energy cage? How wide is the gap in the cage, and Woz can't get out after transforming?"

The Jazz looked at Woz, who made an eight-pointed gesture with his hand.But Jazz remembered Woz's gun model, it seemed...

"His deformed bracket just got stuck, and the gun body should be able to go out."

"I see." Caron smirked, "Then you know what to do."

The Jazz looked at Woz with a sudden realization.

Woz was startled, searched for a long distance, and continued to make eight-pointed gestures, saying no, no!

"Hey, I said buddy, there's nothing to be ashamed of, take your bracket apart, let me go out after you go out and transform, and I'll put it back on for you!"

Woz shook his head frantically!He even puts on an offensive stance, ready to use all the weapons in his body including his barbed face to defend himself!

You probably don't understand this development.Let's put it this way, if you imagine being a human being, it's like asking you to run out naked to open the door and put on your pants.No, maybe that's more serious, it's part of the limb after all, just take off your beep - go out and open the door and put it back on. (Jazz: Why mute? Long Qiong: Because I don’t know where the bracket is~)

If it was Woz alone, he probably would have done it.

But with the Jazz, of course he can't do that.

But now, under the inspiration of their demon communications officer, Jazz walked over with a smile on his face, pinching his fingers.

"Come on, come here, little gun, don't be shy, whoever we are with, come quickly~~"

"######!!!!"

Decepticon A, who was guarding in the distance, glanced at the monitor: These two prisoners are really hot, so they will be taken apart without saying a word?Autobots are savages, not as gentle as us Decepticons.Even if it is demolished, we will find a place with a little privacy.Play cards, play cards.I have a pair, Autobot brakes and fenders.

Decepticon B: What are twins, the three Alcie sisters.

Decepticon C: Come on, three and two are not the same.There must be a pair.

Decepticon B: Well, Tyrant Tarn, a pair.

Decepticons A&C: Stop kidding, how can these two be right!

Decepticon B: Well, then Optimus Prime and Megatron-sama are finally a match.

Decepticon A: Scumbag, Lord Sonic said that the two cannot be considered right in the future, and whoever is right will report the matter.

Decepticon B: Then what do you want me to do!When this deck was made, there were only Autobots and Decepticons, there were no useless ones!

Decepticon C: Whether there are bumblebees and roadblocks, this should be considered correct.

Decepticon A: Barely count, although they are not in the same camp.

Decepticon B: Do you want me to be beaten to death by the barricade? Well, the hornet and the barricade are a pair.

Decepticon C: It's too late for him to thank you.Then I will play Six-faced Beast and Tong Tianxiao, hey, my match is great.

The author has something to say:

Cybertron cards.

The developer is unknown, and it was very popular during the war.The rules and the size of the cards change at any time as the battle situation changes, and it is a game that is very popular with both camps.But only the two leaders seem to have no knowledge of the situation of this deck, so some people speculate that the initiator of the game may be Sound Wave, whose purpose is to collect all kinds of dirty information about the soldiers...