[Transformers] Jung's Theory of Evolution

Asked the owner of the restaurant for a private room, Jung ordered a few random dishes and sat down.

Afterwards he regretted sitting down first.

Megatron sat unceremoniously on his left, and Optimus Prime unsurprisingly sat on his right.Jung, who was caught in the middle, once again felt like a light bulb when facing the leaders of the two factions many years ago.

"By the way, Optimus Prime, you said earlier that you wanted to talk about—"

Just as Jung turned his head to look at Optimus Prime, Megatron on the other side held his shoulder.

"Wait, I have something to say too!"

"Ok?"

"I'll say it first!"

"This……"

"I go first!"

"Shut up both of you and eat first."

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So it was a very tasteless meal, because Jung felt that the machines on the left and right sides of him were too close, and his position was very small and narrow.

I said, the place is so big, can't you stop being so crowded?

Then he ate and ate, he almost spit out the energy liquid.

There was a hand touching his left leg?

And legs rubbing back and forth against his right leg?

So he decisively slapped off the troublesome hand and avoided the troublesome leg.

In the end, he played the same set in reverse?Did you two agree? ?

"Enough. What do you two think of me? Tell me straight!"

If it goes on like this, I will have digestive dysfunction!

"eat first!"

"Yes, eat first!!"

The two of them demanded to have a good meal with righteous words, and Jung couldn't figure it out.

Jung couldn't help it, and secretly contacted the omnipotent and omniscient magic mirror, oh no, sound wave.

'Soundwave, why is Megatron acting weird today, and so is Optimus Prime.do you know what? '

【——! ! ! 】

From the string of exclamation marks, Jung could see the shock of the sound wave.

【Is Optimus Prime here too?They even rushed together...]

'Together? '

【nothing.You have to be mentally prepared, the advice I can give you is, please remember to treat it calmly, and don't be impulsive. 】

'……impulse? ? ? '

Sound Wave hung up the communication, no matter how much Jung sent a message, nothing came of it.

Jung once again had today's extremely ominous premonition.

Just in this gap, a gust of wind blew up, and a Cybertronian ran towards them at an extremely fast speed, flipped and landed in the air very gracefully, and used this elegant movement to reduce the wind pressure caused by inertia , stopping right in front of their dining table.

"Hi everyone, I'm a long-winded one. This is the delivery courier after you changed the delivery address~ Please sign for it."

Seeing the leaders of the two factions who signed their seals separately, Jung once again felt the tacit understanding between the two brothers.You see, even sending a courier to change the delivery address is on the same day, and the same company is used.

When the two received the package, they opened it immediately. To their surprise, the two items turned out to be plants from the earth - flowers!When the two bouquets of flowers were delivered to Jung, he was really touched.

"I didn't expect...you still follow the customs of the earth and send flowers on Teacher's Day! It turns out that the time on Earth is Teacher's Day, and I didn't notice it? Roses and lilies are indeed very suitable flowers for teachers. You guys Both are bothered!"

——Chinese rose? ?

Megatron stared at the red bouquet in his hand, which looked exactly like roses! !

——Give it to the teacher? ? ?

Optimus Prime stared at the white bouquet he sent in disbelief. Jazz clearly said that it was for human weddings and other occasions! ! !

... No, wait, it's not considered a loss, it can be remedied!

Megatron took out his trump card that he had already prepared - the rough stone of the super large earth pink diamond!

That's right, he heard that the custom on Earth is to give diamonds, so he specially dug up the biggest one! !But you know, if the diamond is not polished, it looks like frosted glass, which is very industrial and very academic.

"There are still mineral specimens? Megatron, you are very kind."

Jung was a little embarrassed to see such a huge gift, but there is no place to put such a large specimen at home?

Optimus Prime also hastily pulled out his ultimate weapon - a super-glamorous, elegantly designed... ring!

That's right, it's a ring. Optimus Prime heard that the custom on Earth is to give rings, so he ordered a ring according to his understanding, of course, this is his size.So this ring looks like Jung, the size is more like a bracelet or an ankle ring, but it is full of fashion sense.

"And decorations, thank you, but that's a little too expensive."

Jung was too embarrassed to accept this seemingly expensive gift.However, I don't know how to wear this thing?It looks like there is no opening, is it a straight-on style?

If the helpers who gave them ideas when they were choosing gifts——Sonic and Jazz, seeing this scene, their eyes must have died, and they regretted not following their leader/big brother to choose.

But these two machines who know a little about the civilization of the earth, but don't study it very deeply, don't have self-knowledge!He actually thought that since Mr. Jung was so happy, he must be right!My choice is right! !

"Please be sure/consider marrying me!!" (X2)

……

"Wait, it's me first!"

"No, it's obviously me first!!"

……

…………

Jung was dumbfounded at first, and then returned to his usual silent (should be said to be speechless) expression.

It turns out that today is not Teacher's Day, but April Fool's Day.

Or, this is...

He secretly communicated to Soundwave.

'Did you know for a long time that the two of them had paranoid psychosis when they returned to their daily lives after spending too much time in the field? '

If, I mean if, someone dated him, then dated him, and then got along for a year or so, and he felt that they were similar, that they both fell in love with each other, so it is normal to propose marriage or something like that.

But who would jump to this step suddenly without having two appointments?Isn't this delusional?

Thinking about it carefully, there were actually many harbingers in the past, and he let it pass without thinking deeply, and now there is a big problem!

[You hinted improperly to them first, so you can't blame them. 】

Soundwave replied calmly.

'... an inappropriate suggestion? '

Sheng Bo asked sharply, you know that your disciples admire and love you very much, you are not defensive, and your words and actions are intimate, isn't it implying that they can go further?You know that they not only want to date you but also want to match up with you and even marry you (even if it is a fake marriage), and you promised to go out with them, isn't it tacitly allowing them to propose?You know there are rumors that "one machine can't satisfy the general god", and you asked them out at the same time and acquiesced in their simultaneous proposal. Doesn't this imply that you actually want to hold flowers in both hands?They have all made such a big concession, and they are willing to come together, but they just want to determine the priority, so what's the big deal!You just need to make sure, it's easy, right?

The cup in Jung's hand was crooked, and the energy liquid was spilled on the table.

——God is so sure about the order, so you get out of here!

The author has something to say:

EDIT: What about later manuscripts?Great, you can't delay the manuscript, many readers of the Purple Cybertron Journal are waiting!

Sonic: Still thinking about the topic.Is it a one-time spring breeze, or a plunder, or a three-time brace... It seems that Sai Xing has no plums, so there are two kings and one queen?But calling that person the latter is inappropriate no matter how you look at it.

EDIT: Not quite scratching the optics.What do you think of this? Write a passionate night that Teacher Duan Qiaoli and her unscrupulous disciples have to say, condense it a little bit, a threesome of master and apprentice, how about this!

Sonic: ...For this topic, useless people will come and smash us. . .

Edit: If you write first, they won't smash it, and they will probably buy out the copyright.