[Transformers] Jung's Theory of Evolution

Megatron put all his energy into drinking, trying to get the person drunk, even if he couldn't get drunk, he would not have a chance to talk!

Optimus Prime has already taught on the spot, and taught him a bloody lesson, that is, when talking about feelings, don't be reasonable!What's the point of talking about feelings, what you want to talk about, wait until you finish the talk!

As long as Jung tried to speak, he would interrupt and say, don't say this, don't say this, have a good day today, come and have another drink!

During the period, he also used some tricks, ordering a few cups of high-purity that didn't seem to have a high alcohol content, but was mixed with powerful power.Sure enough, Jung was not so omnipotent that he even knew this method, so he soon fell into his tricks and was a little dizzy from drinking.If it was known from the beginning that the degree was relatively high, it is estimated that Jung would turn on the energy-saving chip, because it seems that the degree of each cup is not high, so it is easy for people to be tricked.

Do you think this scene is a bit like meeting bad guys on an online date, getting drunk and doing whatever you want?No no no, how is this possible, how could such an upright Decepticon leader like our Lord Megatron do such a thing, right?It is impossible for him to take advantage of other people's dangers and casually do bad things to others against their will. How upright he is!

"Ah, did you accidentally drink too much? Sorry, I forgot that your body is relatively small, so the amount you can drink is limited."

Mr. Wei was very magnanimous, and very honestly pulled Jung, who was a little dizzy, into his arms, as if he was in his arms.

"Boss, do you have a place to rest here?"

The boss came over to see that he was drunk, and he was really worried that the two of them would leave like this.Maybe Megatron also drank a lot, isn't that just drunk driving?Accident prone.If it's someone else, the boss can at most call a car to take him away.But Jung was his regular customer, so he asked his attendant to arrange a private room, where he said the two of them could rest.

The owner of the private room didn't think too much about it. Firstly, the person was brought by Jung, who seemed to be acquaintances. Secondly, it was a bad guy who had already figured out a way to take him to the hotel or something. How could he ask him to help you, right?

So Megatron successfully achieved his goal, and went to rest in a private room with Jung under the witness of others.

He didn't take advantage indiscriminately, just sleeping with his arms in his arms doesn't count as taking advantage, this is the benefit he deserves!Just watching and touching, but not eating, can others do it?That's him, so honest!

So it's not a big deal for him to snap a few photos. Speaking of which, he looks so cute when he's drunk, so dazed that it makes people want to lick.

Oh, no, this really tests one's concentration.

So our Mr. Wei simply slept like this, with a beautiful woman in his arms, and had a very wonderful dream.I won’t talk about the content, but it’s quite verbal (yes, it’s verbal, it’s not blocked. It’s an adjective here, describing it will be harmonized by some websites).To what extent?That's the level that Brother Zhuzi knew that he would punch his visor flat and then step on his key parts, making him unable to take care of himself.

So Jung was actually squeezed awake.No matter how dizzy you are, if someone hugs you hard and rubs you in his arms, no matter how dizzy you are, you will be too uncomfortable to rest.

He wanted to break free, but found that the other party was like a vise, and it was really difficult to squeeze himself.So he had no choice but to knock on the wall of the box until the boss came in to help.

The boss looked at him strangely, Jung hurriedly explained that Megatron was drunk and that's it, anyone would hug him, even if it was Optimus Prime.

...so Optimus Prime is involved?The boss's eyes became more complicated.

"So, I hope you don't misunderstand." Jung explained helplessly.

The boss looked at the one who was still asleep, the baffle below was deformed by the support inside, so he nodded with a complicated expression.

"There's no misunderstanding, I understand everything, and you city people know how to play."

...In short, when I saw that the leader of the useless and the leader of the Decepticons actually opened a box in the hotel, it is said that they only left all night, and the battle was so fierce that foreign aid was needed to separate them. Tianzhu—When such news (scandal) comes out, not to mention Optimus Prime, even Jung himself wants to step on the key parts of Megatron, making him unable to take care of himself.

And the trend of public opinion immediately turned into a discussion about whether the two men secretly communicated with the song, or were they drunk and unethical, took advantage of others' danger, or took advantage of others?Did Optimus Prime leave angrily for not being able to join, or did he leave in the middle of the battle?Several versions of the message filled the headlines of various public opinion reports.

"Although we don't care about this, public opinion is also putting great pressure on the regime. I hope you can set an example for the media."

Night watch is very sorry for you to tell Jung euphemistically, I am afraid this matter cannot be private.

Just when Jung was still thinking about how to clarify, the Decepticons took action. Megatron clarified that Optimus Prime had nothing to do with this, and left after eating.And he himself dated Jung very early, and that day was just a marriage proposal dinner, not the illicit relationship everyone thought.

You can imagine what everyone would think if he explained it this way.First they dated, then they proposed marriage, so both of them got drunk, and it seemed that it was done!Congratulations, great news!

...Jung especially wants to bring back his stupid apprentice now.