[Comprehensive] Shikigami made me a villain

Yuzao looked at Qin Xiaoxi squatting at his door with a group of frogs, and asked in surprise, "Become a human?"

Qin Xiaoxi: "Yes, is there any way?"

Yuzao thought for a while and said: "There is a way."

Qin Xiaoxi looked at Iron Man comfortingly and said, "Don't worry, just take a look, and I'll tell you that this problem is easy to solve."

Yuzao nodded and said, "It's really very simple."

All the croaks in Avengers breathed a sigh of relief happily. Although they don't know how Iron Man persuaded this female devil, fortunately, everyone doesn't have to live such a life.

Tamamo: "And the fastest method, it only takes less than 10 minutes to turn them all into humans."

Qin Xiaoxi: "Great, what should I do? They will definitely cooperate."

Iron Man and the others couldn't wait to turn back into human beings, so how could they object?So they all nodded excitedly, they must cooperate.

Yu Zaoqian took out his folding fan from his sleeve, and the corner of his mouth slightly turned up: "The fastest way is to kill them all, and then make a few more coffins..."

iron Man:? ? ?

Everyone was stunned, what kind of method is this?

Qin Xiaoxi: "Eh... is there no other way? This rebirth after death is not very good for human beings, and they may not accept it."

Not only can't accept it, they are all scared to death, okay?What does it mean to kill them and build a coffin for them?Do you listen to what people say?

Yu Zaoqian said incomprehensibly: "What's wrong? Brother Tiao's coffin is almost equivalent to infinite resurrection. They can die as many times as they want, and there will never be any difference. Moreover, Brother Tiao's coffin is made only once. In the meantime, even if they are god-like figures, they will definitely be able to climb out of the coffin in as short as tens of seconds or as long as a few minutes."

Brother Tiaotiao walked up to Qin Xiaoxi and said, "Yes, master, my coffin can not only turn them back into human beings, but also has many benefits for these people. Humans are different from Shikigami, and entering the coffin has a natural innate The advantages."

Qin Xiaoxi uttered all the voices in his heart: "Advantages? Is there an advantage in entering the coffin? Reincarnation is faster?"

Brother Tiao casually threw out a coffin, apparently wanting to speak out, but after a while, the coffin suddenly exploded with a 'bang', and a small scorpion jumped out of it.

But this little guy is not like those newborn N cards at all, he is sane, and even showed a look of extreme attachment to Qin Xiaoxi, crying and ran to the bottom of Qin Xiaoxi's feet to "crack" He hugged her feet at once.

Qin Xiaoxi: "This is?"

Brother Tiao: "This was originally a six-star Tubi, but after being resurrected once after death, it will descend from six stars to five stars. This Tubi has been resurrected for the sixth time, so it becomes This is what it looks like now. But humans are different from our shikigami, they don't have any stars."

Qin Xiaoxi: "That's scary too, okay? Reduce their superpowers? What about Iron Man, Jiang Zhi?"

iron Man:……

Brother Tiao: "Isn't that right? Falling stars doesn't lower the ability of Shikigami, it's more like downgrading. So for human beings, every time they die and resurrect, their age will be reduced. As for the number of deaths, It’s a little less than Shikigami, with five years at a time, if the person the master wants to resurrect is 30 years old, then he will die six times at most, no more.”

Qin Xiaoxi was taken aback by what the two of them said, no matter how they felt, it seemed that there was nothing that could not be solved by death, if not, then die again.

And rejuvenation... This is an existence like cheating, everyone dies collectively, five years younger...

Qin Xiaoxi lightly weighed Iron Man on his shoulder and said, "It doesn't sound like a loss...do you want to think about it?"

Iron Man: ...Then the US team can die twenty times?

In the end, everyone discussed it, but still did not use this magical method. After all, who wants to die suddenly?And they didn't trust Qin Xiaoxi enough, so everyone chose to wait for the time to become croaking to pass slowly.

The demon luthier and the mountain rabbit took turns to play tricks for everyone, and it took only four or five days at most to turn back into a human being.

Everyone in Fulian squatted in the courtyard, inexplicably a little confused.

Their current attitude towards Qin Xiaoxi is also very mysterious. They don't know what she wants to do at all, and they always feel that her personality is seriously inconsistent with the rumors.

They inferred from Shikigami's words that she should be a person determined to rule the world, and according to normal logical reasoning, she should be the kind of person who is very domineering, willful, and at least must have the temperament of a superior people.

The master who can control so many monsters is definitely not an ordinary person. He must have the temperament and charm of a superior person, otherwise how can he rule and command others.

But in just this one night, everyone has completely changed their views on Qin Xiaoxi.

Because she didn't play her cards according to the routine at all!

Since Qin Xiaoxi helped them take out their equipment, everyone can talk. Iron Man put on his armor, Captain America got his shield, and his blue tights. Even the little spider got back his battle uniform.

The US team was just able to speak, and the first sentence asked: "Why help us?"

Qin Xiaoxi looked at this little frog that resembled Captain America, and felt a little excited in her heart. Basically, all her favorite superheroes were present.

All became their own prisoners.

Just like the joke she said casually at the beginning, her shikigami really caught all of the Avengers. Now they just let themselves do whatever they want, even if they rushed over to kiss each other, they have no ability to resist .

Thinking about it, it's really exciting, but it's just thinking about it... Is she the kind of person who takes advantage of others?

Qin Xiaoxi coughed twice, she is no longer alone, she has returned to this world with a brand new identity, but she must not be turned into a big villain again, and she has to protect these little N cards, So she didn't dare to be too casual when she spoke.

Qin Xiaoxi sat upright and said: "Actually, I personally admire your heroic behavior of saving the earth. If there is no help from you on the battlefield of the final battle, these shikigami of mine will definitely suffer more casualties. It may not be in exchange for the comfort of the earth, so I thank you from the bottom of my heart."

After Qin Xiaoxi finished speaking nervously, she felt very good, and there was nothing wrong with saying that.

Avengers looked at each other in blank dismay: Is it really a misunderstanding?After all, ruling the earth is not up to Guhuo Niao or the demon luthier, as long as the master of the demon city in front of them denies it, and promises that he will never have the idea of ​​ruling the earth.

That's actually pretty good... After all, these monsters have never harmed anyone, that's a fact.

Captain America: "So, you have no intention of ruling the world?"

Qin Xiaoxi was stunned for a moment: "Me? Rule the world? Haha, you are sick, why should I rule the world? Is it fun?"

……

Qin Xiaoxi will never forget the way Captain America looked at him in his life.

Qin Xiaoxi: "No, I'm not saying that you are really sick, I just want to express that this is completely nonsense, I, Qin Xiaoxi, will never rule the world."

Doctor Strange gulped a mouthful of saliva.

Fulian Zhonggua stared at Qin Xiaoxi very puzzled.

Qin Xiaoxi raised his hands and swore: "I, Qin Xiaoxi, even if I have supernatural powers in this life, I will never rule the world if someone puts a knife on my neck."

All the croaks in the Avengers actually started to believe it. After all, she has already said so terribly, the expression is definitely not acting, the truth is revealed, it doesn't look like a fake.

Doctor Strange swallowed again, feeling a sense of foreboding.

The night passed.

Iron Man and others have been sitting in the courtyard, listening to the performance of the demon luthier, watching the cute dance of the mountain rabbit.Qin Xiaoxi originally wanted to sit in this courtyard with his idols all night.

Who knew that in the middle of the night, I couldn't hold on any longer, and fell asleep while lying on the grass.

In the early morning, a burst of noise yelled Qin Xiaoxi from the ground.

"Master, there is a woman in black clothes outside, let us show you this." The little broom said as he pulled out a large stack of white paper from his vest.

Qin Xiaoxi got up in a daze, but still didn't wake up: "What? Put it there, I'll see later."

On the contrary, the Avengers were very curious, and they gathered together one by one, and looked around the white paper.

Iron Man read silently: "The Sokofia Agreement?"

As soon as Qin Xiaoxi heard this, he got up from the ground in a jiffy. What is the Sokofia Agreement?Shouldn't this agreement have long since disappeared?After destroying Ultron by himself, the Avengers did not cause any particularly large economic losses to the world. It stands to reason that there should be no plot of this kind of civil war.

According to the Sokofia Agreement of the whole movie, more than 110 countries around the world jointly signed, the agreement requires the members of the Avengers to publicly reveal their identities to accept the supervision of the government, and they must only act with the permission of the government.In fact, it is a disguised form of classifying the Avengers Alliance under the government.

This agreement was the climax that led to the civil war.

Why did I still receive the Sokofia agreement even though I had changed the plot?

When Qin Xiaoxi took a closer look, he realized that this agreement is still the original Sokofia agreement.

The main contents of this new Sokofia agreement are roughly as follows:

1. Humans are very grateful to the monsters for protecting the human army in the final battle.

2. It is not impossible for the demon city to rule the world, but everyone can sit down and negotiate, instead of adopting the violent way of turning humans into frogs.

3. Countries are willing to admit that Demon City exists in Sokofia as an independent country. If they want to further expand their territory, it is not impossible, and further negotiations are required.

4. I hope that the demon city will be returned to all members of the Avengers Alliance. After all, it is a human hero. All countries are willing to provide materials and manpower to help the construction of the demon city for friendly diplomacy.

Etc., etc……

In short, the whole agreement has one meaning: everyone has something to discuss, and everything is easy to talk about.

Qin Xiaoxi was stunned when she saw this agreement, the script is not like this!And this agreement is a bit too tragic, Qin Xiaoxi read the agreement full of grievances from the beginning to the end.

This world is not easy. As long as they are not the villains who destroy the earth, they can be regarded as good people. What is it to rule the earth? Their earth is crazily jumping between destruction and destruction every day.

Suddenly a group of monsters jumped out, throwing their heads and blood, sacrificing themselves to protect human beings.

Isn't it the underworld of the earth?Everyone understands well, you protect the earth, you should charge some protection fees.

You understand, I understand, everyone understands, it’s all up to you to bring some invaders from alien planets in the future, boss!

Knowing that you don't kill, don't eat, and don't take up the earth's resources, isn't it just taking up some land?If Sokofia is not enough, feel free to mention it. We have nothing on earth, except that there are many forests.

Just don’t turn humans into frogs anymore, everyone understands, we must pay the protection fee, everything is negotiable.

Qin Xiaoxi was dumbfounded. He was still saying last night that he would never rule the world. The next second, the United Nations actually issued an agreement, saying that everyone should negotiate, and our world will be handed over to you!

Lying trough~

Fulian Zhonggua looked at the content of the agreement, and looked at Qin Xiaoxi with a very complicated look, as if to say: Didn't you say you won't rule the world?

Qin Xiaoxi threw the agreement away and was going crazy: "It's not me, I don't have it, I really never thought of ruling the world, they sent it to me by themselves!"

Iron Man: "Look at..."

Captain America: "Look at..."

Hawkeye: "Look at..."

Doctor Strange: "Hey~"

Qin Xiaoxi (Crazy.jpg): "Ah~ I really didn't do anything!" I just fell asleep.

The whole place was silent.

Qin Xiaoxi lay down on the ground in despair: What are you washing?It is already a fact that I am the number one villain in the world, and the earth is ruled.Then I went out and said, ah... I accidentally ruled the earth, I really didn't mean it, I was trying to piss off who?

Hmph, the overlord didn't even bother me, I'm so crazy!

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Thanks to Jiuqianxia, ​​Zi'an for the landmines, and thanks for the nutrient solution of Kuyao Yanyan Beer ⒙ Jingmi, KK, and Zi'an 1.