[Comprehensive] There is something wrong with this lamp god

"To be able to accept the body of a god, one must have the blood of a god."

Ah Qi is tall, more than 1.8 meters, and the height of the 11-year-old Madara only reaches his chest.So he bent down and reached out a hand to touch Madara's face.

Uchiha Madara knew that Seventh would not be able to touch him, but when Seventh's finger came over, he still had a feeling of being touched.

It's cold and icy.

"Are you willing?" Ah Qi asked, "Let me enter your body, are you willing?"

"..." Uchiha Madara always felt that there was something wrong with Ah Qi's words, but he couldn't tell where it was, so he could only look at him with a tangled face.

Ah Qi thought he was hesitating how to reject him, and showed a sarcastic smile, but before he could say anything sad, Madara, frowning and distressed, threw away the incomprehensible place up.

"If you really entered my body... um..." Madara still felt that this was strange, but he couldn't find a more suitable way to express it for a while, so he had to continue saying, "Then you Can you still absorb the energy of monsters?"

Ah Qi was stunned by Uchiha Madara's words, and seeing the worried look in the boy's eyes, he suddenly felt that he was so despicable.

Compared with Uchiha Madara who has been honest and honest, what he did is really dirty.

"What's the matter? Isn't it possible?"

Madara's voice brought him back to his senses.

"No, there is no problem with this at all." Ah Qi said, "As long as you lend me your body temporarily."

"Lend it to you?" Madara raised her eyebrows, "What kind of excuse?"

"Just hand over the control of your body to me temporarily." Ah Qi blinked at him, "Don't worry, I will return your body to you. It's not difficult to borrow again."

"Humph."

Therefore, with the consent of Uchiha Madara himself, Ah Qi obtained the "Uchiha Madara Spiritual World Residence Permit".

"What the hell is this called? It's so ugly." Madara Uchiha wrinkled his nose, expressing his dislike for Qi's naming ability.

"It doesn't matter, it's just a title. From now on, you are my landlord." Ah Qi clasped his hands together and said with a smile, "Please take care of me in the future, Mr. Landlord."

Madara Uchiha replied noblely and glamorously with the word "um".

If you want to ask Uchiha Madara what it feels like to share the same body with Ah Qi, Uchiha Madara's answer is as follows.

One word.

bother.

Two words.

very annoying.

Three words.

Very annoying.

In the few days since Ah Qi entered Madara's body, his mouth has not stopped, not only talking when Madara is eating and washing, but also talking when teaching Inuyasha and sleeping.

Uchiha Madara never imagined that there are so many unknown creatures with so much nonsense in this world.

And because the two of them have in a sense achieved a state where two become one, they are in perfect harmony, and you have me in you, and you are in me. To communicate, and the speed of communication of ideas is much faster than that of voice, so Madara is tragic.

"As a 1.8-meter-eight man, I haven't seen the world from the perspective of 1.5-meter-eight for a long time." This is what Ah Qi said when he saw the outside world through Madara's eyes.

"My God! Why do you have such a cute taste as a man? Could it be that there is a girl living in your heart?" This is what Ah Qi said when he tasted the food through Madara's sense of taste.

……

All of a sudden, there was a non-stop voice of Barabara in his mind, which was simply a kind of torture for Uchiha, who had delicate and sensitive nerves (?).

Moreover, it was a double torture both mentally and physically.

When Ah Qi said, "Looking at the world from this angle, I suddenly feel really small", Uchiha Madara finally couldn't help it.

"To shut up!"

Ah Qi in his consciousness wanted to say something more, but when Madara went directly into the depths of his consciousness and looked at him with those twirling writing wheels, Ah Qi obediently closed his mouth.

After seeing a certain guy making a cute gesture, Madara snorted first, and then asked, "Are you still losing your spiritual power now?"

Ah Qi felt it carefully, and then replied: "It has stopped, I have to say, our compatibility is really good."

"Since it's all right, I'll go out first." After that, Madara's figure disappeared from the depths of his consciousness, looking like he didn't want to be with him very much.

Ah Qi, who was alone in Uchiha Madara's spiritual world, sat cross-legged, with one hand on his chin, and waved in the direction Madara left.

After confirming that Madara had left, Ah Qi closed one eye and said with a light smile, "Come out, I know you are here, Indra."

Uchiha Madara didn't know that a friendly conversation was going on in the depths of his consciousness. After opening his eyes, he sighed deeply.

He suddenly discovered that since he met Ah Qi, he seemed to be sighing all the time.

But there's no way around it, Madara tilted his head and thought for a while, whoever made Ah Qi make him helpless every time, it was even more difficult to deal with than that guy in Hashirama.

Thinking of his little friend with the ridiculous mushroom head, Madara couldn't help showing a disgusted expression, but the corners of his mouth curled up slightly.

Not sure what that guy was up to.Madara thought.

Coincidentally, when Uchiha Madara thought of Senju Bashirama, Senju Bashirama was also thinking of him.

Because of the winter, all ethnic groups have reduced tasks, so Senshou Zhujian also had the opportunity to squat in Nanhechuan to miss his little friend.

"Brother, it's time to eat, let's go back." A little boy with short white hair walked behind Senshou Bashirama.

His name is Senshou Feijian, and he is the younger brother of Senshou Zhuma, the only younger brother.

After hearing the sound of Togama, Hashirama looked up and said, "It's Togama." Then he lowered his head and continued to grow mushrooms.

"Aren't you still thinking about that Uchiha Madara?" Toboma said sharply.

"Well, you saw it." Hashirama smirked and scratched her hair.

If it's so obvious and you can't see it, I'm blind, okay?Silently complained in my heart, and said between the doors: "I remind you again, he is our enemy."

"Blade is not my enemy!" Hashirama jumped up like a cat whose tail had been stepped on. He stared at Tobima, "He is my friend and my apocalypse."

"Apocalypse? I think he is clearly a natural disaster!" Fei Jian crossed his arms and sneered, "The big fireball that suddenly appeared on our dinner table a few days ago brought his chakra, okay?"

As soon as that matter was mentioned, Hashirama became sluggish.He didn't know what was going on, but when their family was eating together, a big fireball with his little friend Chakra suddenly appeared, not only frightened Buddha and Feijian, but almost Didn't burn his hair off.

The Senshou Clan has been fighting with the Uchiha Clan for many years, and they are not too familiar with the Chakra and ninjutsu of their old rivals. After discovering that their dining table was attacked by a big fireball from the Uchiha card, Fojian became angry on the spot.

"This must be a new trick developed by Uchiha, they want to use space ninjutsu to harass us!"

The big hand slapped the table with such force that the only dish left on the table was overturned. Fojian didn't care about it. What he cared most about was that he was unexpectedly attacked, and it was still far away. Was attacked out of thin air.

"We must not let Uchiha's conspiracy succeed!"

As he said that, he pointed at the second son who quickly dodged the fireball attack just now: "You are the smartest in our family, and Hashirama is unreliable. The task of studying space ninjutsu is entrusted to you."

Tobima, who was mourning his favorite dish in his heart, was taken aback by such a sudden roll call, but fortunately, he developed a poker face at a young age under the unreliability of his elder brother, so no one would not found.

Nod.

"I see, my father."

For his second son, Fujian was very relieved, turned his head and scolded Hashirama who fell into obsession and joy because he noticed his little friend Chakra.

"You didn't dodge this kind of low-level attack, and you got your hair burned. You are so lax! Go out and run a hundred laps!"

So on that day, all the Thousand Hands saw the new hairstyle of their young patriarch who was suspected of being bitten by a dog.

His little friend was scolded by his younger brother as a natural disaster, which made Zhuma very unhappy.

"Madara definitely didn't do it on purpose!" He explained for his little friend, and his little friend was not such a person.

Feijian sneered: "He didn't do it on purpose, could it be that someone else sent his big fireball to our house?"

I have to say, the truth is revealed.

Uchiha Madara really didn't do it on purpose, and it was really someone else's trick.

Do you still remember that Ah Qi and Madara were sprayed with a big fireball when they met for the first time?Before he got close to Ah Qi, he was teleported to another place with the technique of time and space.

Other places = Senju's dining table

Ah Qi: Unintentionally, it feels really cool to be confused with the fireball on the face of the future "rival in love", especially this fireball still comes from Ban Ban^_^

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