[Comprehensive] There is something wrong with this lamp god

Uchiha Madara has always speculated about Ah Qi's IQ with the greatest malice, but he never thought that there would be a god with milky teeth in the world, and this god (according to the deity) was born in the royal family.

Hong Kong, as a prince, is it really okay for you to be so bold?

Although with the help of Ichimulian, Uchiha Madara successfully took out the jade of the four souls stuck in his throat, and did not suffer much damage, but the feeling of suffocation still annoyed him successfully, Directly kicking a certain evil spirit back to the depths of consciousness, and taking back the dominance of the body, Uchiha Madara said that he did not want to talk to Ah Qi anymore.

"Banban, I was wrong!"

"Don't call me that disgusting name!"

"I really didn't mean to!"

"Ha ha."

No longer talking to the mentally handicapped god, Uchiha Madara said goodbye to Yimolian after thanking him. After all, he has been out for some time. If he doesn't go back, Inuyasha and the others will be worried. He doesn't worry about that little bean in this barren mountain Came out to find him alone.

Sending Uchiha Madara to the door, Ichimoren said: "If possible, please unlock the seal for that monster."

Madara was puzzled for a moment, then said, "You mean the guy with the moon on his forehead?"

Yimulian nodded: "Yes, he is the son of General Dog, the master of the Western Kingdom, and his name is Sesshomaru. He can be regarded as half of the master here. It is precisely because of his existence that this small village is safe until now."

A powerful monster absolutely does not allow other monsters to behave indiscriminately in its own territory, which is why Madara and Ah Qi have always encountered weak monsters, and they are all hidden in the deep mountains and wild forests. The reason for popping up.

"Oh?" Madara raised an eyebrow.

It turns out that the fierce dog demon is Inuyasha's half-brother, no wonder the other party cares so much about Inuyasha.

Also as an older brother, Uchiha Madara feels that he understands Sesshomaru's mood (not). If there is a strange person around his younger brother, I'm afraid he will give that person a fist without saying a word.

"Don't worry, I will unlock his acupuncture points." Patted his chest and promised.

After saying goodbye to Yimulian, Madara ran to the place where Sesshomaru was, but unfortunately, when he got there, he found that Sesshoumaru had disappeared.

Uchiha Madara checked the surroundings and found that there were no signs of new fighting, so he ruled out the possibility that Sesshomaru was taken away.

"Could it be that guy unlocked the illusion and acupoints by himself?" Madara scratched his hair in confusion.

Ah Qi closed his eyes for a moment, and said, "An Xin, he's fine, he was just taken back by his mother for training/teaching."

"Tsk, I wanted to treat him to a meal." Madara felt a little regretful.

We are all younger siblings, so it would be good to communicate with each other.Madara thought so.

"I advise you not to do this." Ah Qi said with a twitching corner of his mouth.

The two of you have different styles, one follows the path of being tired and crooked, and the other follows the path of falling in love and killing each other, you have no common language.Ah Qi complained silently in her heart.

"Speaking of which, after you absorb the power of the jade of the four souls, can you send me home?"

Ah Qi shook her head: "I can't."

"That's it." Madara was a little disappointed.

Ah Qi explained: "Although the power of the jade of the four souls can support me to open the gate of time and space, I have no way to locate it, so there is a high chance that I will go to another world. If you want to try your luck, I will I have no opinion."

"No, thank you, I don't want to go to another world anymore." Madara rubbed his aching temple, and then asked, "Then how did you send Kaguya Hime to our world?"

"That, didn't I still have my body at that time, there is something in my body that can help me locate." Said, Ah Qi gave Madara a look of "you understand".

"Well, I should have taken your body to see the stele at that time." Madara said dryly, "Then what should we do next? Should we continue to ask the gods for help?"

Ah Qi nodded.

"Ok."

It has been more than two months since I came to this world full of monsters. In these days, besides teaching Inuyasha how to become stronger, Ah Qi and Madara are looking for shrines all over the mountains and plains according to the address Inuyasha said, but it is a pity , the gods they found were useless.

After watching the local gods shake their heads at them again to express their helplessness, Ban patted the dust off his clothes and said to Ah Qi, "Let's go."

They didn't say anything along the way, until Madarasunji bought some buns for Inuyasha and the others, Ah Qi couldn't help asking: "You don't seem to be in a hurry at all, don't you worry about your family? "

According to Ah Qi's observation, in these days, Uchiha Madara has always been in a very leisurely state, as if he has completely forgotten that he has to go home, and he is even in the mood to show Inuyasha how to use ninjutsu.

"Can I go back right away if I'm in a hurry?"

Ah Qi shook her head. "cannot."

"That's it?" Bantou replied without raising his head, "No matter how anxious I am, I won't be able to go back. Why don't I take this opportunity to collect information about this world, after all, this world is also in the Warring States Period , I might be able to find a way to end the war.”

"You want to end the war?"

"Correct."

"why?"

"I, I don't want to lose my family anymore." Speaking of this, Madara's expression was a little downcast, he stopped, lowered his eyelashes, and clenched his fists tightly, "Every time father and Quanna go out on missions, I was terrified, I was always worried that once they left they would never come back."

"Just because of this?"

"Because of this."

"What? I thought it was your ambition." Ah Qi put her hands behind her head and said, "If that's the case, why don't you go to the battlefield again?"

Shocked by Ah Qi's "world-shocking" thoughts, Madara's eyes widened.

He stammered and said, "But we are ninjas. If we don't go to the battlefield, how can we get commissions?" Without commissions, how would they survive?

Madara thinks that Qi is "unreasonable", and Ah Qi also thinks that Madara is "unreasonable". To be more precise, he thinks that the entire ninja world is "unreasonable".

"I really don't understand, why do you have such great power, but do such a thankless thing?" Ah Qi said.

To make money and be active on the battlefield as a mercenary, this kind of behavior is very stupid in Ah Qi's view.

"Your wind tunnel, water tunnel, and earth tunnel shouldn't be too convenient for farming, okay? Fire tunnel can be used to burn bricks and porcelain, enough for you to gain two or three catties, okay?"

If Ah Qi is not a spirit body, he will definitely grab Uchiha Madara's collar and cosplay the leader.

"Be sober, ants are racing, bah, you are gourd babies who can spray water and fire, why are you so useless?"

After Ah Qi got acquainted with Uchiha Madara, he quickly learned about the world of ninjas from his mouth. In Ah Qi's view, their world is very deformed.

Although the power in the ninja's hands is enough for them to overthrow any dynasty he knows, but when they face the powerless daimyo, they are humbled to the dirt.

"The Sharingan of your Uchiha clan can control the powerful Tailed Beast, why can't you directly control the daimyo?" Ah Qi asked.

Seeing Uchiha Madara's expressions of "Yes, you can still do this" and "Fuck, there is still a kind of operation", Ah Qi finally understood that their ninjas never thought of doing this, and even said that they had no idea at all It is still possible to do so.

Ah Qi endured and endured, and finally couldn't help but say the words in his heart: "Are you ninjas all idiots?"

If Ah Qi dared to speak to him like this in the past, Madara would have blown his hair long ago, but this time, he had to admit that Ah Qi was right.

Directly using Sharingan to control all daimyos is the simplest, most effective and quick way to end the war. So, why has no one thought of such a simple method before?Could it be that, as Ah Qi said, are all ninjas really idiots?

The author has something to say:

I think it is necessary for me to say that, as a Madarabuki, I don’t see anyone saying bad things about Mr. Madara in my article, even if it’s just a joke. Things like “Mr. Please don't say any more, if you can't accept it, then let's see each other

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Thanks little angel mine, love you ╭(╯3╰)╮

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