[Comprehensive] There is something wrong with this lamp god

To be honest, when Madara heard Ah Qi tell him that he came to another world, he didn't think it was a big deal, after all, since Ah Qi could bring him here, he could also send him back, and in fact it was true .

It was true that Ah Qi could send him back, but why did he have to wait in this world for hundreds of years?

After a hundred years, he will only have a handful of ashes left, okay?

It's all turned into ashes, and he's going back, what a fart!

So the time ratio on both sides is useful!

Sure enough, it's better to kill Ah Qi first.

Seeing Madara's face change from white to black and then from black to white, and finally freeze to a calm expression, Ah Qi suddenly had a bad feeling.

"Blade, Madara, calm down." The cold sweat dripped from Ah Qi's forehead.

"I'm calm now."

Uchiha Madara looked around, then went to the dressing table and took a mirror.

"What are you going to do?" The bad premonition got worse.

Ah Qi felt that his legs were starting to go weak, obviously he was just a spirit body. Hey, even if Madara wanted to confuse him with a fireball, he couldn't do it. Why did he feel scared?

Madara took the mirror in his hand, then opened Sharingan, turned his head and said to Ah Qi in a sinister manner: "You have fulfilled my 'wish', so once no one in this world remembers you anymore If you don't, you'll fall into a deep sleep again, right?"

"...Yes." Ah Qi swallowed her saliva and replied subconsciously.

Mama, his expression is so scary QAQ

"But you have no way to return to your body now, so you are likely to be out of your wits, right?" Smiled.

"No, wait! You can't..." Ah Qi suddenly thought of a possibility.

"You guessed it right." Uchiha Madara showed him a sweet smile, "I hypnotized Inuyasha and the others first, and then hypnotized myself in the mirror."

"Calm down!" Ah Qi rushed towards Madara, but because she was a spirit body, she passed directly through Madara's body.

"Go shit, you retarded god!" Madara, who was furious, didn't want to hear any explanation from him at all.

After a while of flying around, Madara finally gave up the idea of ​​letting Ah Qi's soul fly away.

Looking at Ah Qi who was lying on the ground without the bearing that a god should have, Madara asked in a vicious voice: "Do you really have a way to get me back to the original world as soon as possible?"

"Yes, yes, yes!" Ah Qi nodded as if he was pecking at rice, fearing that a second later would make him lose his wits, "Just ask the gods of this world to help."

"Do you know them?" Madara looked up at him with her chin up.

"I don't know." Ah Qi replied honestly.

Seeing that Madara was about to make a move again, Ah Qi hurriedly said, "Although I really don't know him, Inuyasha probably does. After all, he is the heir of a great monster."

"Huh?" Madara was taken aback, then blinked and asked, "Is Inuyasha a monster?"

"It can also be said that, in fact, it is more accurate to say that he is a half-demon." Ah Qi got up from the ground and sat down, "His father is a famous big monster named General Dog, and it is said that he has his own country. .”

Hearing this, Madara was a little surprised: "Will monsters establish their own country like humans?"

Ah Qi nodded: "Yes, and they have a strong sense of their own territory, so once they incorporate a certain place into their territory, then no other monsters will be allowed to run wild in that place again. To a certain extent, it can be regarded as protecting the local humans, so the dog general has a good reputation among humans."

"That's right," said Bumblebee.

He seemed to have thought of something from Ah Qi's words just now, but he didn't seem to have any. That kind of feeling of inconsistency made him very uncomfortable.

Shaking his head, to get rid of that strange feeling, Madara asked again: "You just mentioned his father, what about his mother?"

Ah Qi replied: "His mother is human, the daughter of a city lord."

"So that's the case, is it the offspring of humans and monsters? I thought... Tsk." Madara's mood was a little delicate.

Seeing that Madara was no longer angry, Ah Qi laughed again. He held his chin and asked, "Why? Do you think he is just a human with furry ears?"

"Tsk, what's so strange about having dog ears? In the Land of Water, there's a family of dried persimmons that look like sharks, and a family of ghost lamps that can turn their entire body into a puddle of water..."

Uchiha Madara said while counting the strange families in the ninja world with his fingers, and didn't see Inuyasha squatting on the other side of the wall crying.

Since he was born, humans have called him a monster, and monsters have regarded him as a waste. Although he has the blood of both human and monster races, he has never been accepted by the two races, and now some people don't care about his life experience at all, even Think it's quite normal.

The more the child cries, the more wronged he is, and the louder he cries, it is impossible for an old man like Ah Qi to pretend not to hear, let alone Madara, a ninja with excellent five senses.

Realizing what Ah Qi was planning, Madara glared at the mentally handicapped god, and then said with his lips: "You did it on purpose!"

Ah Qi also followed his example, moving her lips without making a sound: "That kid is too inferior now, so I want him to face up to his status as a half-demon, and don't we have to ask others for help next time? Of course we have to establish a good relationship with him." Said, Ah Qi blinked at Madara.

"Tsk." Madara turned her head away, not looking at him.

Uchiha Madara is a very sensitive person.

Although his personality is a bit reckless, and he is careless in dealing with people, not careful, but he has an amazing talent in judging people. He knows exactly what kind of people can confide in their hearts and what kind of people can't.

When he saw Inuyasha for the first time, he knew that this person (demon) could try to make friends, and in the following relationship, he became more convinced of this.

What about half-demons?What about the unusual silver hair and ears?This is not a problem in the eyes of Uchiha Madara. There are many weird-looking people in the ninja world, and I haven't seen anyone who is worried about being laughed at. The one with the big fist is the boss.

"So whoever dares to laugh at you, you just beat him back." Madara said after learning about Inuyasha's experience.

"That's right, one meal is enough, two meals are enough, until they are overwhelmed!" Ah Qi expressed strong support for Madara's method.

Hey, hey, don't teach bad children, okay?Be careful that Izayoi will drive you out, hey!

"But there are so many of them, I can't beat them." Inuyasha sniffed and said.

"It's simple." Qiyi pointed to Uchiha Madara next to him, and said with a smile, "Your Madara brother is a super powerful ninja, the kind who has beaten all invincible opponents of his age, and his ancestors are also gods. "

"Wow! Brother Ban is so powerful?"

"You guy, don't make decisions on your own." Madara pressed his forehead and felt a little headache. After all, ninjas and monsters have different systems, and he can't guarantee that ninja training methods are suitable for monsters. "And don't talk nonsense, okay? What am I Is it time to become a descendant of the gods?"

"How am I talking nonsense? Your Uchiha clan is originally Kaguya's descendant. Kaguya became a god the moment he was called the 'Goddess of Uno', so what's wrong with saying that you are a descendant of a god? Besides, they took us in, so don’t tell me, Master Madara, you don’t even want to pay for the accommodation?” Said, Ah Qi looked at Madara with a look of “how can you be so stingy”, and stared straight at Madara. I got blue veins on my forehead.

"Actually, I don't need to give it..." Inuyasha said, but his voice was too low, completely ignored by the two who started to pinch each other.

"Of course I will pay for the accommodation, but you, don't think that you don't have to pay for the accommodation because you are a ghost."

"How many times have I said that I am not a ghost, but a god, and that I am willing to live in their house is their blessing, okay?"

"Huh? You have a thick skin!"

In the end, Madara became Inuyasha's teacher, but not because of Seventh, but because of Izayoi's request.

"Inuyasha still has half of the monster's blood flowing in his body. His life is destined to be unable to live like an ordinary human being, so I hope he can have the power to protect himself."

Madara, who was lying on the bed, recalled these words and couldn't help but sigh.

Ah Qi didn't need to sleep, he was floating around in the air, and finally landed on the window, when he was staring at the full moon in a daze, he heard Madara's sigh.

He turned his head and asked, "What's the matter? Do you regret not accepting the gold she gave you?"

In order for Madara to accept Inuyasha as his apprentice, Izayo spent all his savings, but was rejected by Madara. He has always been a person who doesn't like to take advantage of others, and Izayo is willing to take him in. I am very grateful, what's more, they are orphans and widows, and they need this money to support their lives.

"That's not true." Madara turned over and turned her back to Ah Qi, "I just remembered someone."

"Who?"

"My mother," Madara said, "I don't actually remember what she looks like."

Ah Qi didn't ask any more questions, he was silent for a while, and then said: "It's getting late, go to sleep."

Madara responded, then closed her eyes and fell asleep.

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