[Comprehensive] There is something wrong with this lamp god

Oeyama

Ah Qi sat on the ground with a bruised nose and a swollen face, while Ibaraki Doji looked at him apologetically.

"Sorry." Ibaraki Doji said to Ah Qi guiltily.

"It's also my fault. I drank so much yesterday that I forgot that you are a girl. Shuten-douji is also your good friend, and he beat me because he cared about you." Ah Qi said.

He also felt quite embarrassed. After drinking yesterday, he completely forgot that Ibaraki-douji was a girl, and finally fell down and slept together, so it can't be blamed for Shuten-douji beating him, after all, it is about Ibaraki-douji reputation issues.

"Tch!" Shuten-douji, who was leaning on the side with his hands folded on his chest, sneered.

Another man who was fascinated by Ibaraki Doji.Shuten-douji spat in his heart.

He also knows that Ibaraki Doji often disguises himself as a woman to deceive dignitaries. Every time Ibaraki Doji smiles shyly at those stupid men, those men would like to cut out their hearts and give them to him , Many of their palaces in Dajiangshan were earned by relying on Ibaraki Doji.

Thinking of this, Shutendouji suddenly felt a little uncomfortable.

"Ibaraki, who is this guy?" Shuten-douji pointed at Seventh with his chin.

Interrupted by Shuten-douji, Ibaraki-douji also forgot to explain to Ah Qi that he is actually a man, and said: "This is Ah Qi, a friend of Abe Seimei, and he came to us to investigate the incident at the beginning of."

"Oh? Ask him to investigate that matter?" Shuten Doji was a little dissatisfied, "Why didn't he come by himself?"

This time it was Ah Qi who explained.

He touched the face that was beaten into a pig's head by Shuten-douji before, and complained in his heart that Shuten-douji is also a violent maniac. No wonder Hongye doesn't like him, and said: "Seimei is now being entangled by the emperor and can't get away, so Just ask me to investigate this matter."

Shuten-douji gave a "tsk", reluctantly agreeing to this statement.

but……

"Your strength is too weak." Shutendouji said, "You were responsible for the disappearance of those monsters before? You are still so weak after devouring so many monsters, that guy Abe Seimei still..."

"That's not the case, my friend!" Ibaraki Doji interrupted him, "Ah Qi is very strong!"

Shutendouji asked with an unfriendly expression: "How do you know he is strong?"

"Because we fought against each other yesterday." Ibaraki-douji didn't see anything wrong with Shuten-douji at all, and said excitedly, "Although Ah Qi's current strength is not very good, his fighting skills are no better than my friend you Poor, fighting against him is really enjoyable! It even reminds me of our previous fight... Eh? My friend, where are you going?"

The more Jiu Tun-douji listened to it, the less he liked it, and he was looking for him everywhere, but he drank and fought with other men, and from what Ibaraki-douji said just now, he still had a good impression of this guy named Ah Qi who appeared out of nowhere .

How could this weak guy compare to him?

bother!It's annoying!

I really want to find someone to fight!

Inexplicably, he didn't want to show this appearance in front of Ah Qi, otherwise he would always have a feeling of losing, so he turned around and walked out.

"My friend? Where are you going?" Ibaraki Doji asked.

"Go drink, do you want to go with me?" Shuten-douji invited Ibaraki-douji together.

"No, I'll take Ah Qi to see the Peach Blossom Demon first." Ibaraki Doji looked at Ah Qi who was swollen into a pig's head and said, "My friend was a bit heavy just now."

"..." Shuten-douji became even angrier.

You were told not to follow me before, but you insisted on following me, but this time you were asked to come along and you refused?And because of such a man I just met?Is the friendship between the two of them who have known each other for hundreds of years not worth a man who just met for a day?

Shuten-doji, who vomited blood in his heart, walked away angrily.

Seeing the back of Shuten-douji leaving, Ah Qi whispered to Ibaraki-douji: "Has he always looked like this (Qian Bian)?"

And why are you so hostile towards him?He didn't seem to have done anything to make him angry, did he?Or did he have his friends in the monster that was devoured before?That's not right, if he really ate Shuten-douji's friend, then Shuten-douji would definitely not let him go?

So, why is Shuten-douji so hostile to him?Emotional intelligence is low. A century-old man/male. Seven anger flips the table.

"Yeah, my friend has always been so handsome!" A century-old man with the same EQ - Ibaraki Doji stared at Shuten Doji's back, "So I will give my body to me Friends dominate!"

Ah Qi: "!!!!!!"

"What did you just say?" Ah Qi plucked his ears, always feeling that he had heard something wrong.

Ibaraki Doji repeated loudly: "I want to give my body to my friend!"

"Hiss!" Ah Qi gasped.

Miss, you are too bold, right?Seventh, I have lived for almost 1000 years. I have been to countless worlds and met many girls. I am the first one who is as bold and unrestrained as you, or are you monsters so chic and unrestrained?

But seeing Ibaraki Doji being so "infatuated", Ah Qi also felt a little distressed.

No matter how much you like Jiu Tun-douji, people don't like you, unrequited love has no good end, such as him and his beloved Banban.

I don't know if Madara still remembers himself?Will he come to him, or simply forget about him?

Unable to tell whether it was pity for herself or Ibaraki-douji, Ah Qi put her hands in her sleeves, looked at the clouds in the sky, and said: "There is no grass anywhere in the world, why bother to fall in love with a drunkard alone. You will meet someone better than Shuten-douji. man's."

Ibaraki Doji, who hadn't heard the point of "unrequited love" at all, retorted seriously: "There is no more perfect man than my friend in this world!"

-

According to Abe Seimei's popular science, monsters are notoriously strange in character, probably because their brain circuit is different from that of humans, but after Ah Qi stayed in Dajiang Mountain for a while, he found that except Shuten Doji, he didn't know why Apart from being hostile to him, other monsters are easy to get along with.

"Actually, it's because of your strength. You are a strong person recognized by Lord Ibaraki." The beautiful little firefly girl said, "We monsters respect the strong."

Ah Qi nodded clearly, this is the same no matter among humans or among gods, the one with the bigger fist is the boss.

In the following days, Ah Qi can be said to have lived a very carefree life in Dajiangshan.

With Ibaraki-douji as the second in command covering him, coupled with his own strength, even if Shuten-douji shook his face from time to time, his little life in Dajiangshan was very nourishing.

Except that he was shocked by the fact that Ibaraki Doji was actually a man.

"Don't you forget that you promised me to help me investigate the Hongye matter?" Abe Seimei tapped the palm of his hand with a paper fan with some dissatisfaction.

According to the news sent back by Shikigami, Ah Qi has been drinking and chatting with those goblins here, and never went out to investigate the matter of Hongye, and Ibaraki-douji and Shuten-douji did not know why they started to fight again. Xingxiong Tongzi, the third head of Jiangshan, was so worried that his hair was about to fall out.

Ah Qi was leaning on the soft couch, holding in one hand the good wine that Ibaraki Doji had found for him, looking very comfortable.

"How? I really helped you investigate that matter." Ah Qi wiped her mouth with her sleeve.

If Uchiha Madara was around, he would definitely give him a glance because of his careless movements, but the person in front of him was not Uchiha Madara, but Abe Seimei.

Although this onmyoji, who has always been known for his black belly, also disliked Ah Qi's behavior in his heart, he still didn't show it on the surface, and just distanced himself from Ah Qi without any trace.

"Is your so-called investigation just sitting here drinking?" Abe Seimei asked.

"Don't underestimate things like wine. You know, so many heroes in ancient times were planted on this bowl of wine." Ah Qi shook the wine jar in his hand and said, "Speaking the truth after drinking, this Haven't you heard the saying?"

Abe Seimei raised his eyebrows, and thoughtfully said: "You mean..."

"That's right, it's exactly what you think." Ah Qi grinned, showing a slightly excited smile, "There are many interesting people in this great country."

After receiving the list that Ah Qi handed him, which recorded the forces those people belonged to, Abe Seimei glanced at it hastily, and Atago Mountain was among them.

Abe Seimei closed his eyes and thought for a while, then opened his eyes and asked, "Does Shuten-douji know about this?"

Ah Qi sneered: "If he knew, there would be no such thing as retiring."

At the beginning, Shuten Doji angered the ruling class, so that Minamoto Raimitsu cut off his head, and the sword Yasuna he used was also named Doji Kiri Yasuna, and he was closely related to Onimaru Kunizun, Taiguang Taiguang, and Tsukami Tsukimune Together with Shuzhumaru Hengji, it is called the "Five Swords of the World" in the Muromachi period.

Abe Seimei was a little uncomfortable when he mentioned that incident at the beginning, because it was said that this incident had something to do with him, but he lost his previous memory, so he didn't know exactly what happened.

"Then, I will trouble you to worry about it."

"It's easy to say, easy to say." Ah Qi responded immediately, "I never like to owe favors to others."

Abe Seimei laughed: "I'm afraid you still owe me another favor."

"Oh?" Ah Qi tilted her head and asked, "How do you say that?"

Abe Seimei said: "The world you originally wanted to come to is not here, is it?"

"That's right." Ah Qi didn't deny it either.

"I just met Master Yan Mo a few days ago. She said that she can open the door of time and space for you and take you to where you want to go." Abe Seimei threw out a bullet lightly.

"Really?!" Ah Qi sat up all of a sudden, but he quickly realized, "She would be so kind? Could it be to trick me?"

Don't think that there is no fight between their gods, otherwise how did the Conferred God List come about, not to mention that he is still an outsider to Yan Mo.

"The conditions are indeed there." Abe Seimei smiled gloatingly, he opened the fan, covered his face, only showing his eyes, and said, "Lord Yan Mo wants you to help her get rid of her wooden subordinate."

Ah Qi: "..."

I haven't settled my own feelings yet, where do you have the confidence that I can help others?

"Actually, I don't want you to be a matchmaker." Abe Seimei said.

Abe Seimei used some of the words of ** quite slickly, Ah Qi couldn't help but give him an extra look.

"The two adults have already exchanged their minds, and they only need to take the last step."

Hey, hey, it's about to hit a home run, didn't Yan Mo really ask you to stimulate me on purpose?

The corner of her mouth twitched: "So what did she ask me for? Lubricating/lubricating/oiling her or making contraception/condoms?"

Such straightforward words made the "reserved" Abe Seimei cough a few times.

"It's not what you think." Lowering his voice, Abe Seimei said: "Although the Judge is also fond of Lord Yan Mo, but because of his status, he has been unwilling to reveal his sincerity, so Lord Yan Mo wants you to find a way Let the magistrate be able to look directly at his own mind and stop evading."

Thought you would say she wanted aphrodisiac, but she just wanted to vomit /truth?

Ah Qi rubbed her hair, and asked: "Okay, I understand. But I can't make that potion for a while, so you can come to my place to get it the day after tomorrow."

Abe Seimei left satisfied.

Seeing the little paper figurines falling down, Ah Qi sneered, then threw the wine jar and went to Yingcao to inquire about the herbs needed to make the potion.

-

With the help of Yingcao, Ah Qi quickly found the herbs he needed, and then rolled up his sleeves and started making medicines. During the period, he was asked by a certain boss to have a private conversation. The content was probably to stay away from Ibaraki Doji, otherwise Take care of your own life.

"Tsk tsk tsk, I said why that guy has been hostile to me, so it's because of this, hehe, now that you know your secret, don't blame me for revenge for your previous faults."

What's more, he has never been threatened like this since he was a child.

With a few sinister smiles, Ah Qi began to devote himself to the pharmaceutical industry.

If you want to let a ghost with extremely abnormal self-control confide in your heart, it is absolutely impossible to rely on herbal medicine alone, otherwise Yan Mo will not find Ah Qi.

After carefully mixing his own spiritual power into it, Ah Qi shook the porcelain bottle in satisfaction as he watched the potion change from black to transparent.

"It's done!" Ah Qi clapped her hands, ready to take a rest, but at this moment, Ibaraki Doji came over.

He looked very depressed.

"Why is this?" Ah Qi asked, "Did someone bully you?"

The only one who can bully Ibaraki-douji is Shuten-douji.

"My friend didn't bully me." Ibaraki Doji said disappointedly, "He just said that he doesn't want me to care about him anymore."

Well, these two quarreled again because of the Hongye incident.

"You, you know that he likes Hongye, but you still want to speak ill of Hongye in front of him. It's no wonder he gives you a good face." Ah Qi said.

"But he is the king of Dajiangshan! He shouldn't fall because of a woman!" Ibaraki Doji was very angry.

"He is indeed the ghost king of Dajiangshan, but he is also a man. It is normal to like a woman." Even if that woman doesn't like him at all.

"That's not normal!" Ibaraki Doji retorted.

"What's wrong?"

"It's not normal anywhere!" Ibaraki Doji said, "He is the king of Dajiangshan, he shouldn't be addicted to that kind of petty love, let alone fall for it!"

"Xiaoqingxiaoai?" Ah Qi repeated in a strange manner, "That's really embarrassing, but what you call Xiaoqingxiaoai is much more important to Jiu Tun-douji than this shitty king!"

"you!"

"What me? Is there something wrong with what I said?" Ah Qi raised his chin and said, "Even if you are Shuten-douji's best friend, you are not qualified to dictate his love life. He can like whoever he likes, If he wants to be the king, he can do it, that is his freedom."

Ibaraki-douji would only activate his language talent when he was bragging about Shuten-douji in a fancy way, so he was soon speechless by Ah Qi's various nonsense.

Since there is no way to communicate with words, then use fists directly. Anyway, for male creatures, hand-to-hand combat is the fastest way to resolve all disputes.

The two of them fought so hard that the entire mountain was blown flat by the two of them.

Lying on the ground out of breath, Ah Qi struggled to turn his head to look at Ibaraki Doji who was also out of breath.

"I said you, you put all your heart and soul on Jiu Tun, don't you like Jiu Tun?" Ah Qi asked.

"Of course I like my friend!" Ibaraki Doji replied quickly, "He is the man I admire the most, and he is my beacon in the dark night. I want to give my body to him!"

Ah Qi: "..."

Jiu Tun, you are really pitiful.

Turning around, Ah Qi said to Ibaraki Doji: "Don't you want Jiu Tun to be obsessed with Hongye anymore?"

"Yup!"

"Then make a wish to me!" Ah Qi said in a bewitching tone, "I am a god who can make any wish come true. I can do this kind of trivial matter with just a flick of my finger."

"You?" Ibaraki Doji glanced at Ah Qi suspiciously, "Are you okay?"

"Man, you can't say no." Ah Qi replied seriously.

"Okay." Under Ah Qi's repeated encouragement, Ibaraki Doji made a wish to Ah Qi.

Sensing the sudden surge of spiritual power in her body, Ah Qi couldn't help but raise the corner of her mouth.

There is no way to get the pure spiritual power of Abe Seimei, and it is not bad to have the power of a big monster like Ibaraki Doji.

He took out the potion that Yan Mo called for from his arms, and Ah Qi said: "You let Jiu Tun drink this, and Jiu Tun will no longer fall for the red leaves."

Naturally, the sudden change in Ah Qi's strength cannot be hidden from Ibaraki Doji.

Ibaraki Doji held the small bottle, didn't look at the bottle, but looked at Ah Qi and said, "So you increased your strength by devouring your wish power?"

"That's right." Ah Qi grinned at him, showing her white teeth, "Because we are friends, I even gave you a discount."

Otherwise, can Ibaraki-douji talk here properly?

"Let's fight again next time!" said Ibaraki Doji.

"Okay." Ah Qi responded casually.

It's just that at that time he should have already arrived at the world he originally wanted to go to.

After shaking the bottle, Ibaraki Doji asked, "Is this thing really so magical?"

"Of course. The products produced by the Deng Shen are all high-quality goods." Ah Qi patted her chest and assured Ibaraki Doji, "You can come to me if it doesn't work."

Ibaraki Doji took the bottle of medicine and left suspiciously.

the next morning

Ibaraki Doji violently smashed the door of Ah Qi's room open.

Abe Seimei, who Ah Qi had just sent away to get the medicine, was about to go back to sleep, but the next second, Ibaraki-douji dragged him out of the bed by the collar.

"I just don't want my friend to be obsessed with that woman anymore, why did you make him start liking men ahhhhh!" Ibaraki Doji grabbed Ah Qi's shoulder and shook vigorously.

God knows how horrifying it was for him to be pressured by Jiu Tun-douji to confess last night.

"It's reasonable. If he likes a man, doesn't he stop being infatuated with women?" Ah Qi was dazed by him.

"Asshole! Is this the same thing?" Ah Qi was slapped to the ground with a slap.

"..." Get up from the ground with a dark face, Ah Qi said, "Ibaraki-kun, that potion only makes people face their own hearts, it doesn't change their sexual orientation, and..."

Ah Qi's gaze stayed on Ibaraki-douji's neck for a moment, and he said with a half-smile: "Do you really have no feelings for Shuten-douji?"

Otherwise, it would be impossible to have a sex/bed/single with a drunkard.

"..." Ibaraki Doji froze, then slammed the door and left.

After tidying up her clothes, Ah Qi sneered: "Little boy, fight with me, you're still a little tender."

Although he is also an old virgin/man for hundreds of years, it is not that he has never been in touch with such things as feelings.

What's more, when Shuten-douji blocked him, the look in the eyes when he mentioned Ibaraki-douji was the same as when Uchiha Kyosuke mentioned Keiko. He was blind so he couldn't see that Shuten-douji had started a new crush, but He was lucky this time, because Ibaraki Doji didn't have any feelings for him.

"Hey, one or two of them come to me to abuse dogs." Ah Qi looked at the cherry blossoms outside the window sadly, and said, "When will Ban Ban and I achieve a positive result?"