Anecdotes about me and my carp companion pig's trotters

My name is Nuliang Rikusheng, and I am five years old this year.Now he is punished for copying ancient poems because he went to an onmyoji interview behind his mother's back.

I only have my mother, at least for now.But in fact, I wish I only had a mother.What is dad?Is it tasty?I don't think I need to!

My mother told me from a young age how wonderful it is to have a father.Since my mother likes it, I agree with that monster named Nuliang Liban standing beside her.but……

If you want to take away my position in my mother's heart, it is absolutely impossible!

Since the failure to go home that time, my mother didn't seem to talk about that monster named Liban anymore.In this case, let that carp companion disappear completely.Mom, me, and Uncle Sword, the time we spend together is also very happy.

Uncle Gexian taught me calligraphy and literature, Grandpa Sanriyue taught me etiquette, brother Bodo taught me mathematics, brother Fudo taught me kendo... Uncle Yaqie even studied English seriously so that he could help me with my future homework.

Uncle Daojian and his brothers can do what mother said father could do.

"My real name is Oda Tsuki, from the Neon Edo period."

Mom called everyone together as soon as she got back to Honmaru, and said this sentence in front of them.

At that time, Uncle Fudoyukimitsu, who had just been forged, burped his milk tea: "It's Mr. Nobunaga's Oda!"

Uncle Hasebe next to me, who should be called Yaki now, gave him a chestnut. "Whoever said that the last name is Oda must be associated with that devil king!"

Uncle Zongsan touched the heads of me and Xiao Ye with a gentle look on his face. "Xiao Lusheng is so well-behaved, as cute as Xiao Ye. How could it be..."

My mother said in a calm tone: "My elder is the youngest daughter of Lord Nobunaga, and the knife in his hand is Mikyu Mitsutada. The medicinal research of this pill was given to me by Lord Nobunaga when he went to Honnoji Temple. Elders, this sword is my husband's betrothal gift to me."

Immediately, I felt like I was going to be taken away, and Uncle Zongsan's hand was clearly on my waist.He should have fallen into his own world, constantly muttering: "His child, his child..."

No, Uncle Zongsan, you are wrong.I am my mother's child, not Mr. Nobunaga's.Besides, I am the child of youkai and humans, so I should not be regarded as the descendant of the orthodox Nobunaga.

The scene was chaotic at that time, after all, there are countless swords that Honmaru can hook up with Oda Nobunaga.If Shizheng signs contracts with other Token Fusangshin in the future, there may be more swords squeezed into my stove.

In fact, there is communication between Sword Fusangshen. [This Honmaru has descendants of Oda Nobunaga], as soon as this kind of news spreads, my mother will be able to defeat that Ou Shen code-named Reiko and become the strongest god judge in history.

I'm afraid that every time a new Touken Fusangshen comes, it will turn my self-introduction into...

[Is this Honmaru who has descendants of Oda Nobunaga?I am XXXX]

At present, the youngest employee in the organization is five years old, so I, the son of a half-demon, should be able to be recruited.In order to make a living, I must relieve Honmaru's financial pressure and become a real man.

I'm Oda Tsuki, and I'm very confused right now.

Who told Riku Sheng Honmaru that he had no money and that he was going to debut...

I'm sorry, it's easy.Who told Lu Sheng Honmaru that he had no money and that he needed to support his family? !

After listening to Lu Sheng's inner voice, the guest coffee jelly answered without opening his mouth.

[Lu Sheng thinks that Honmaru has no money, the reason is that you forbid Dao Jian to give him candy. ]

……

My silly boy, he got tooth decay at a young age!

Those fans of Lord Nobunaga would not try to persuade him at all, but would take the initiative to stuff sweets into Xiao Lusheng's mouth.

Even Grandpa Sanriyue, who is beyond the standard, would indulge in stuffing snacks into Xiao Lusheng's mouth.The calm and steady Jiang Xue would not forget to leave a portion for Lu Sheng when drying the persimmon cakes.

In the face of the living cubs, these old knives are so soft-hearted that they are in a mess.Izumi Shou, the youngest, knew all day long that he was fooling around with Lu Sheng, who was older than him.

"It's so difficult to raise children in Honmaru."

[Then you try it in Chaldea? ]

Farewell, thank you Bumin.

It seems that I still have to work part-time. Let's see what parenting masters there are in Onmyoji.

In order to find the parenting master, I signed a contract with the Onmyoji organization.

The result is... very angry.

There are many mischievous monsters on the Onmyoji side. Although there are such existences as Gu Huo Niao, it is not as good as the sword that loves Lu Sheng too much.

Because Lu Sheng is a cub, those famous big monsters will relatively pamper him.I don't know him well, Lu Sheng will hold the big tengu in his arms every day, and fly around the house a few times in the sky.

Honmaru was merged with the Yinyang House that was supposed to be built, and the scope of the house was doubled.The swords and the monsters also found playmates with each other.

The existence of the demon sword girl made the sword men have strange expectations for the sword woman.Perhaps this is the so-called sister or sister plot?I don't quite understand.

Recently, Onmyoji began to promote limited events again. I thought it was a scam and I didn't care at all.

I happened to go to the commercial street to participate in the lottery and won twenty blue tickets.

This……

If you don't smoke it, you will always feel a little itchy.But if you wait until the activity is stronger, will you draw more monsters?

Limited activities are really limited.For example, there are many monsters named Shuten Doji in time and space, but Onmyoji is huge, and it is impossible for everyone to have one.That's why some Shuten-douji will transform into phallus and go to various yin and yang houses.

And some Shuten-douji insist on the principle of finding only one partner, and will only show up when they feel the spiritual power that satisfies him.Of course, the call is twofold.If the onmyoji doesn't like it, it's useless even if the monster stalks it.On the contrary, the same reason.

But as soon as I got the blue ticket in my hand, I wanted to draw a talisman.The true fragrance theorem is the truth.

Honmaru's monsters and swordsmen circled round and round in their square, waiting to see what kind of monster companions I could summon.

I randomly drew a five-pointed star, and then a monster appeared in a white light.

"This is the second generation of the Kyoto Nura-gumi. Is my mother here?"

"No." My son Lu Sheng replied calmly.

The monster's regretful voice sounded in the white light, "Oh, I thought... Then I'm very sorry, and I'm going to find my mother and wife."

"What's your wife's name?" Lu Sheng still asked calmly, while his disappointing mother was already in tears.

"Oda Tsuki, my wife's name is Oda Tsuki."

"My name is Nuliang Lusheng, how about you?"

The monster immediately dissipated the white light when he heard this sentence, "Nurliang Carp Companion."

As soon as he saw me, he rushed forward, and he had successfully transformed into Shixiu Guangzhong to block him.In fact, it may be that things follow their own course, and their eyebrows and eyes are very similar to me.But according to Mikazuki, Mikyu is more like Nobunaga-sama.

"you……"

The monster paused, he looked at Shixiu and then at me.Then he put his hands on Shixiu's shoulders excitedly, "Small! Me, Yue-chan, and you will never be separated again!!"

Lu who was carried into the sky by the big tengu shouted angrily, "I don't have such a stupid father!"

The scene was extremely chaotic and embarrassing, and my tears dried up completely.Oh, stupid man.

Then I summoned Sakurahime-sama again, and sure enough, the gentle Sakurahime-sama is the smartest and most considerate.

It is said that Li Ban has lived there for 400 years, and he has been looking for me and Lu Sheng for 400 years.In the end, Nuliang Liban, who had no choice but to sign a contract with the Onmyoji organization, agreed to work for him until he found me.

Sakuraji-sama asked the ghosts and gods of hell to make a connection, and signed a contract with Onmyoji.She was supposed to go directly to the kingdom of heaven, but in order to meet Mr. Hua Piao in this world, she had to do so.

Because Sakurahime-sama signed the contract first, Koi Ban planned to go to the Yinyang dormitory where mother-sama was.In this way, you can not only find a wife, but also take care of your mother.

It is rumored that the curse of the Nuragumi there has been resolved, and Abe Seimei was defeated by Koban and re-stuck into hell.

The Hell Assistant Officer said that he would beat him well and would not let him do harm to the world again.

curse?What curse? !Don't be so ambiguous.Besides, how come I don't know about curses at all? !

"curse?"

"This matter has been resolved, so...hehehe."

Hey hey you ghost!Oh, forgot.You're a cunning, you cunning bastard monster!

The more I think about it, the more tangled and annoyed I get.At this moment, some monsters in this pill are whispering about one person-Abe Seimei, and some even leak their emotions.

"How could Qingming be like this? I'm going to kill him! He doesn't deserve my nephew's name!!"

Yuzao stood up, but was dragged out of the room by the hem of his clothes by his children.

"Oh, Aika wants to draw with Dad."

"Huh? Yuyi still wants to eat wagashi. Then let's go to the kitchen first and then paint."

After being beaten by Yuzao, my unhappiness dissipated inexplicably.

"In short, that's it, so Yuejiang..." Li Ban was waiting for my reply, his indifferent attitude was very much like Grandpa Sanriyue who was drinking tea leisurely.But he said "Moon Sauce"...

Pfft, he really is a coquettish man.I really still feel soft for him like this.

But, but...

Jinjian tugged at my other sleeve.I can be sure without looking back, he must be looking at me with sad eyes like a dog at this time.

"I can't abandon the monsters and fusangshen here, so I..."

Li Ban quickly clenched my hand, I retracted subconsciously, and Li Ban increased his strength.Shixiu, who had been standing by my side, clenched the knife again, and as long as I had the slightest resistance, he would put the main body on Liban's neck.

Zong San, Ya Qie and Fu Fu all stared at Li Ban with eyes like son-in-law, as if each of them was a bitter old father.

Not to mention Yaoyan, he has always been at odds with Liban.Now it's okay, even the basic polite smile is put away.

I noticed that Li Ban's lips were pursed from time to time, and the thumb and index finger of his free hand were rubbing against each other.I really didn't expect that the high-spirited, calm and fearless second generation of the Kyoto Nuragumi would feel nervous.

That's great, Li Ban still didn't abandon us.but……

Heh, man.Now the style of domineering president is no longer popular, okay? !Sure enough, it is an old antique and cannot keep up with the development of the times.

I turned my head to see the shadow of some stupid kid reflected in the empty doorway.

"The Nura group needs you."

"For the happiness of his dear child's family, the old man will return to his old business."

……

"Master Hua Piao is so old! You actually have the heart to increase the burden on an old man?!"

Li Ban scratched his head with his free hand, "The old man grows old because a monster took his heart away."

"Oh."

Sure enough, Li Ban still has something to hide from me.

"When we undid the curse, we also got back the old man's heart."

"Oh."

"Can I live here in the future? Live with you and grow up with Lu Chang."

I turned my head and said in the direction of the door: "I agree." The shadow at the door disappeared immediately, and at the same time there was a sound of hurried footsteps going away outside the room.

My silly boy, he is as virtuous as his father.

At night, Li Ban attached himself to me and watched me.

His black hair rested on my neck again, and the warmth returned.I stroked the hair of that demon who was working hard to grow spring fruits, and kissed him quietly. (Examiner, please let me pass, this is the love between husband and wife)

"Moon sauce."

"Ok?"

"Lu Sheng is so lonely, let's give him a sister."

"Smelly-man-man"

"Well--"

.........

XXXX! I looked at the two bars in my hand and said a cordial greeting after a long absence.