[Naruto] The political value of the founding group is full!

The greater the ability, the greater the responsibility

"Why is Kyuubi unhappy?" Masaru quietly asked Maoyou.

"Hashirama and Madara gave him another trophy." The cat sighed again.

"Last time, Feijian gave him a certificate of 'Technology Pioneer', and used his chakra for experiments; last time, Quan Nai and the Ministry of Education gave him a pennant of 'knowing the past and the present, peaches and plums are all over the world', and took him to compile history textbooks; What was awarded to him this time?"

The cat looked at Nine Tails who was stomping angrily. "Make outstanding contributions to Konoha, a good friend of the people, and an important guardian of national security."

effectiveness

At an international conference, representatives of various countries are discussing missile defense systems.

"However, we need to seek the opinions of the next chaebol." The representative of Lei Zhiguo said.

"In short, we need to seek the opinion of the church." The representative of Kingdom of Wind said.

"In any case, we need to hold a meeting in the archipelago." The representative of the country of water said.

"We're done," said a fourth.

"How did you do it? Are you Hokage?" the others asked him in shock.

"I am Konoha War Defense Minister, I only do a little work." Uchiha Madara replied.

Military school

At a family banquet, Uchiha Kagami's cousin pesters him.

"Brother, have you seen Hokage?"

"Well, I saw it at the exercise."

"Is he fighting side by side with you?" The younger brother was very excited.

"No, he directly fought with the commander of the Blue Army, the Minister of War and Defense. The two of them destroyed half of the training ground, and then they were trained by Mr. Tokama and Ms. Zhengchun." Jing said with a smile.

Military school

The younger brother asked Jing: "Don't you have any weird campus stories in your school? A woman crying on the roof at the time of a demon? A ghost wandering in the middle of the night? A pool that turns red for unknown reasons?"

"Xiao Jing, we are a military academy," Jing's smile remained unchanged, "Even if there are demons and ghosts... have you heard of mortars and howitzers?"

Diplomacy

Lei Zhiguo proposed to hold a joint exercise with Konoha.

After negotiations, finally adopted the suggestion of Konoha Propaganda Department Minister Hinata Masun, and changed the exercise into the form of a sports meeting, reflecting the theme of "peaceful competition and harmonious development" in the new era, and at the same time saving money (cross out this item).

"What is it for?" Madara fiddled with the wooden racket covered in red and black rubber.

"Playing ball is one of the events in the sports meeting." Zhengchun took the plastic ball from Hashirama, and gave the wooden avatar who skipped work to watch the fun.

"Hoo--" An orange dot flew over from the opposite side at a speed close to the speed of sound.

After a few seconds, Zheng-she tried to dig out the small ball embedded in the wall.

"Sorry, I'm sorry, Toikama, would you like to try too?" On the other side of the stage, Quan Nai handed the racket to Bai Duanzhao.

Then Zheng-chun helped them pick the ball all afternoon.

Diplomacy

In the sports meeting, Konoha won all the gold medals in the table tennis event, and three identical national flags fluttered above the podium.

"Good job." Patted Mirror on the shoulder.

"It should." Mirror scratched his head.

"Teach us how to handle the ball next time, I don't seem to be doing very well." Quan Nai smiled brightly at the gritted Thunder Country player.

This event brought together sports elites from the Huo and Lei countries, and the most famous was the table tennis doubles match between the two ministers of Konoha Fang and the two generals of the country of Lei.

Known in history as "ping-pong diplomacy" (not).

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