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"You like Optimus Prime??!!"

"Um. Solder those two wires for me, Al?"

Tiepi took the two audio cables from An Ning, and carried out the assigned task neatly and without delay, but his eyes and attention were all on the human girl who was engrossed in her great cause: "Do you like Optimus Prime?" ??!!"

"Yep. Can you do me another favor and connect these two too?"

Tiepi took over the two cables thrown by An Ning again, and both the logical and emotional circuits refused to accept the message received by his audio receiver: "Do you like Optimus Prime??!!"

"That's right. By the way, is Gun Boy Tuo Zai's mission going smoothly? Even if it's a long-term mission, it's too long."

"Er their mission went well don't worry. But—you like Optimus Prime??!!"

"Yeah. And I think he likes me a little bit." An Ning twisted the connection nut of the cable hard, threw out a nuclear bomb level message without changing his face, and the fried metal processor collapsed, "You like Qingtian... Wait! Optimus Prime what??!!"

"Remember the night of my birthday, we went to an outdoor movie together, and on the way back Optimus Prime took me out of the team to watch the moon? Well, we did a lot more than watch the moon that night." Anning said A shy and proud smile appeared, "He kissed me—after I kissed him, take the initiative."

——Tianhuo sincerely does not deceive me.

The Autobot veteran feels really old, so old that his audio receiver doesn't work.He struggled with the last struggle: "But, but how do you—"

"'Different race', yes yes yes, I know I know. But don't worry," An Ning temporarily put down the work in hand, turned her head and looked up at the iron sheet with a disordered and collapsed face, and patted the opponent's leg coiled beside her comfortingly armor, "I'll make him happy."

"Oh thank you... no that's not what I meant to say! I meant how you—"

"How do we dock, right? Don't worry about it! I have learned a lot about your 'docking' knowledge from ambulances in the past few years. Basically, the principle of docking can be summarized as 'disassembly' and 'transfer energy'." Part. I can already do the part of 'transmitting energy' which is the most demanding part of the race, and the part of 'disassembly' which stimulates sensitive points and creates pleasure... Although from the perspective of volume, it may require a relatively high level of physical strength for me— —You know, you need to run...ahem, but I think it is still feasible.” The girl who was doing her best for her beloved said seriously, completely oblivious to the elderly car beside her Light smoke from above people's heads.Then, as if thinking of something, he raised his body and put his hand on the opponent's thigh armor, and asked her sketch teacher expectantly, "But I haven't practiced it yet, so I don't know if I can successfully overload Orion. Would you like Do you want to try with me?"

"..."

The unbearable iron sheet crashed to the ground.An Ning, whose small face was wrinkled by the loud noise of the opponent's fall, raised his eyelids and carefully looked at the Autobot weapon expert whose light mirror had dimmed: "It's just a joke... After all these years, I'm still so emotionally sensitive." Difference……"

With a long sigh, An Ning shifted her gaze from the iron face to the transformed chest of the opponent's cab, and then to the various tools scattered on the ground: "Maybe I can... no, no, no, this is not enough Meaningful!...but...ah! What the hell! Bad girl! Now I'm a bad girl! I can do whatever I want - as long as it doesn't put the Autobots and the lair base in harm's way."

The self-hypnotic An Ning took a deep breath, picked up a wrench, turned it twice in his hand, and walked towards the iron sheet that showed no signs of going online: "Bad girl, right?"

………………

"Okeydokey," Lannos clapped his hands, looking at the red ex-Autobot commander in front of him.The different coercion from Optimus Prime from Yu Tiandi made him rub his hands a little awkwardly, but at this moment, the comforting eyes from Optimus Prime behind Yu Tiandi made him less nervous Little, "Let's briefly learn the common sense that Autobots need in human society. How exciting isn't it?"

"No offense intended," Yu Tiandi looked down at the head of the nest base who was trying to make the atmosphere more active, and said coldly in the alienated tone unique to high-ranking people, "but your human teaching programs are too efficient. Low. According to my inaccurate calculation, the time needed to explain the rules and regulations at your speaking speed is enough for Optimus Prime to organize and compress the relevant knowledge into a file package and transmit it to me. I think we should not waste each other It's time."

"Ahem, Natural Enemy?" Optimus Prime leaned forward and whispered beside the audio receiver of Natural Enemy, "Take a step to speak?"

When the two Autobot leaders—the former and the current—come to the side, Optimus Prime briefly explained to the natural enemy the emotional lines of human beings that are even more delicate and sensitive than the Cybbotans, and the most important part of the teaching process. After realizing the importance of the purpose—to establish a basic emotional connection between Yu Tiandi and Lannos, the person in charge of the base—the guitar sound from the base's broadcasting sound made the Everyone froze in place.

["When life leaves you high and dry, (When life leaves you high and dry)

I'll beat your door tonight. (I'll beat your door tonight)

Ifyouneedhelp, ifyouneedhelp, (As long as you need it, I will do it)

I'll shut down the city lights, (I'll shut down the city lights)

I'lllie, cheat, I'llbegandbribe. (lying and cheating, begging and bribery)

Tomakeyouwell, tomakeyouwell~(Only for your own good, only for your well-being)”]

Royal Enemy deeply frowned his soft metallic brows: "Is this also an arrangement for these human beings to connect with each other?" ["Give me reasons to believe), Thatyou would do the same form (You will do the same for me)~" 】

Looking up and looking around at the loudspeakers that resounded through the entire base, Optimus Prime, who recognized who the voice came from, also frowned: "Sorry, Royal Enemy, I don't think it's Lannos's. Arrangement." ["AndI would do it for you, for you (then I will do these things for you, for you). Baby I'm not moving on (Baby, I will never give up on you). ~"]

"Uh, sorry, Royal Enemy, Optimus Prime, I apologize for the current confusion." Called the relevant processing personnel by radio, and got a virus that was implanted with a strong concealment and execution ability. Currently, the speaker cannot be turned off, nor can it locate and make a sound. After receiving the reply from the source, Lannos ran up to the two high-ranking Autobots, "But please don't worry, it's just a glitch, and we'll get everything back in place soon." ["Foryou, foryou (for you , just for you), Youwill never sleep alone (you will never sleep alone)~”]

"You can't turn off the speakers remotely, can you?" Optimus Prime's voice was rarely weak, "If you want to stop this music, you have to find her—I guess this is probably a live broadcast."【"Iloveyoulongafteryou 'regone (I will always love you so deeply) Andlongafteryou'regonegonegone (even after you leave and go far)~"]

Lannos, who was debunked, was not embarrassed, scratched his head and frankly admitted this, and then added: "And the problem now is that we don't know where the source audio access is - of course, I have asked the soldiers to go to After a blanket search, I'm sure you'll be able to find it soon..."

While speaking, Optimus Prime had already arrived at the door of the soundproof warehouse located in the deepest part of the base, and opened the shutter door.Under the sluggish eyes of Colonel Lannos, who was suddenly speechless, and the guarded eyes of the natural enemy, the current leader of the Autobots, who had already had a premonition, looked at the blond girl holding a guitar and standing in front of the stand microphone, shook his head helplessly, and sighed Ban said the girl's name: "An..."

The latter raised his eyebrows, brushed the strings and continued to sing: "I love you long after you gonegone~"

"Take her!" Lannos said.

Lannos thought that this was the end of the matter, but he didn't expect that the other party was much more persistent than he imagined, basically at the level of running out of the confinement room every day to activate the virus and sing love songs at the base.And the songs are getting better and better every day.

"CauseyouknowI'dwalkthousandmiles (because you know I'd like to walk a thousand miles) IfIcouldjustseeyou...Tonight (as long as I can see you tonight)~"

"She's there!"

……

"Youspinmyheadrightround, rightround(you make me dizzy. dizzy)~Whenyougodown, whenyougodowndown(when you come up, when you go down)~"

"Press her down!"

……

"I'm sexy and I know it~"

"Oh shut up!"

……

"I don't understand! Are human beings so fond of wasting resources?" Yu Natural Enemy, who had listened to the love song for a week, said in a bad tone, "Invaded the central computer of the base, and implanted a computer virus that a group of professionals could not completely remove in a week. , just to play these audio files with specific beat points? Or should I say that their professionals are too unprofessional? This behavior is simply..."

"Like it!" Jazz, who loves music, blurted out accidentally, and then changed his words in the light of the unappreciated lens of Yu Tiandi, "I mean... like a ghost!"

"As I said before, Ann has some special abilities." Optimus Prime, a temporary "professional" who participated in the project of removing the virus, was a little embarrassed, "She may have used a little bit of her ability when implanting the virus." Special ability, so... But please rest assured, the implanted virus has been completely eliminated. This kind of violation of the regulations will definitely not happen again."

"I hope so!" Yu Tiandi said seriously.

"But... there is one thing I don't quite understand." The ambulance raised his hand and said, "Who helped her get those audio equipment in the past week? I obviously hide them well every time, but The next day they found out they were in her hands again."

Silently rubbing the iron gear of the gun froze.

"Yeah, I'm curious about that too." Jazz said, resting his chin. "It's clear that only us Autobots can find those places in a short time—those places are too high for human eyesight."

Ironhide had remained motionless in the same motion for 30 seconds.

"So judging from the fact that she was able to find the audio equipment the next day, the Autobots were probably helping her." The second-in-command of the Autobots had a tight and rigorous thinking, and instantly poked at the truth of the incident.

Ironhide heaved a long sigh, put down his gun, turned around, and walked among the Autobots who were discussing in the circle, ready to accept the accusations of his comrades.

"..." Optimus Prime cast his eyes on Jazz.

"..." Ambulance set his sights on Jazz.

"..." Yu Tiandi set his sights on Jazz.

"..." Fender turned his gaze to Jazz.

"..." Brake turned his attention to Jazz.

"..." Dino cast his gaze on Jazz.

"..." Q turned his attention to Jazz.

Jazz, who was being watched by several eyes, tilted his head, raised his finger and pointed at himself: "Me?"

"..."

"Uh, hahaha, I'm a little confused about what you mean-are you saying, is that the Autobot who helped security? Hahaha, no? Me?"

"..."

No one answered, but their eyes had already told Jazz their answer.

Jazz is really in a hurry this time.It's okay to say that he really helped An Ning, but the problem is - he really didn't help.He is not willing to do this kind of unflattering thing: "Wait! This is too illogical! I am the adjutant of the Autobot! Would I do such a thing that knows the law and breaks the law?!"

Royal Enemy finally took his eyes off Jazz and turned to Optimus Prime: "...Maybe it's time for you to reconsider your assignment of responsibilities to the various Autobots, Optimus Prime."

"No offense or disrespect at all! But the leader of the Natural Enemy, but I seem to hear from your words that you don't trust my ability or even my personality?"

"It's your freedom to interpret my words as you wish, soldier."

Seeing that there would be discord between the top Autobots because of his concealment, Tin Hide hurriedly intervened between the two, and said to his elder brother, the current leader of the Autobots, Optimus Prime: "Brother, please listen to me... "

["Imagetgetgetgetyoudrunk (I'm going to get you drunk)~getyoulovedrunkoffmyhump (Get you drunk on my little peak)~"]

"..." All the Autobots, including Tinhide himself, focused their gazes on the cockpit where the hot music was continuously emitting from his chest.

【"myhumpmyhumpmyhumpmyhumpmyhump

myhumpmyhumpmyhumpmylovelylittlelumps~”]

"..."

【"Checkout～"】

Turning off the humiliating music at the top speed of his aging processor, he looked up and said, "...Brother, I did everything. I helped with everything. I am willing to accept any punishment, but first……"

……

Lying on the bed in the confinement room with his legs crossed, An Ning, bored with nothingness, raised a naughty smile at the corner of his mouth when he heard the sound of the rolling shutter door rolling up, and then smirked, "Look at my expression, I'm so happy" all over his body. "The aura of Shen Bu walked in and Tie Pi lazily greeted: "Yo!"

"Are you ready to meet your destiny?" Tie Pi moved the bearing shaft of his fingers, twisted his neck, and threw himself at An Ning, who jumped up from the bed with a big laugh, and grabbed her in his palm, " Come here! You bastard! Is there such a thing as cheating on your teammates? Ah?!"

"Hahahahahaha! Don't! Don't! Itchy! Hahahaha, it's itchy, it's itchy!"

"Do you know how powerful I am? Boy! I want to make you regret why you did this in the first place!"

"Oh! I don't...hahahaha! I don't think I will regret...hahahaha! Because!" An Ning said out of breath, "Because of being locked up for a long time. After confinement, this is the only way to see you... Hahahahaha!"

The black Autobot stopped his movements in surprise when he heard this answer, looked at the human girl who was panting heavily in his palm, and confirmed with some hesitation: "You...what did you just say?"

"I said," the girl stood up, leaned forward, and said sincerely, "I did all this to see you again."

"...Oh, oh." The old black Autobot who didn't know what to say looked away a little at a loss, and put the girl back on her small bed stiffly, "cough, cough, I see .I, haven’t I come here? I will stay here with you all the time... Don’t get me wrong! It’s just that I’m also in confinement! I didn’t come here on purpose..."

An Ning's calm gaze and smile made Tie Pi even more at a loss: "By the way, about Qing..."

"—just kidding, I just wanted to do a little prank to see how you guys react to that song~ especially from your chest speaker... hahaha I wish I was there!—' Bad girls, remember?"

"...You! Here! Me! Come! Come!"

The author has something to say:

The title of the song released from the cab of the iron chest is called "MYHUMPS". If you are interested, you can find the lyrics translation. I am too embarrassed to post it (*/ω＼*)