[Hokage] Danzo, come over and kneel on the clothes board

So Danzo formed an indissoluble bond with the washboard.

Even though he'd never heard or seen such a... punishment before?

Kneeling on the washboard?

What kind of punishment is this?

Danzo thought so secretly, and reaffirmed that Ah Yan's idea was really strange.

Of course, this punishment is not just for Danzo. Although Ah Yan is often lenient and disciplines others, he is a guy with no morals, but he also knows that facing a person like Danzo who likes to push the horns very much, he needs to have a unified standard for himself.

But even so, the person kneeling on the washboard for many years is still Danzo.

It is clearly recorded in the eye-catching small book. If it is said that Danzo and the washboard have no legs, Konoha's Hokage Rock can grin.

And this guy's self-esteem is still inexplicably strong, sometimes he works too late, Ah Yan said, how about I approve some documents for you, but this guy just refused, saying that he would definitely finish the approval.

Who doesn't know that you will definitely be able to finish the approval!

Ah Yan was so angry that he almost flipped the table.

I really want to find Ri Zhan to remove this idiot's post. There are so many things to criticize every day, and the desire to control is too strong. He reports which daughter married and which son of a famous family. This is not information, it is clearly gossip!

Although it was indeed because of his unintentional gossip that he prevented an elopement that would have serious consequences in time, there is really no need to collect such things as the marriages of famous people in China...

I really want to knock open his skull to see what's inside, I'm afraid he still has a bit of persecution paranoia.

In the end, Ah Yan simply put the washboard next to Danzo's desk, gave him a "you understand" look, and walked away.

Danzo, who was holding a pen, looked helplessly at the washboard and sighed.

I really don't want to take a second look at this broken board. Every time I kneel on it, the feeling on my knees...is really painful.

Amin in the dark scratched his head when he saw this scene.

You are so used to it, Danzo-sama.

Sometimes Ah Yan feels that life is really boring, but she doesn't want to take on too difficult tasks to find excitement, so she is thinking about the computer mobile game Wireless.

But now the TV is not coming out!

Seeing the three cubs trying to throw the shuriken, Ah Yan suddenly thought, oh, will Orochimaru be a scientist in the future?

Then just cultivate it from an early age.

So Ah Yan racked her brains to pull out some of the physics and chemistry knowledge she had learned before, and then looked at the physical and chemical systems of this world. I feel that there is basically no big difference except for the settings of Chakra and Immortal Art. .

Then tell the children the basic knowledge of static electricity, lightning, magnetic field, electric field and so on.

Ah, clever scientist Orochimaru, please enlighten me!

However Orochimaru will be a biological scientist in the future :)

It's just that Ah Yan doesn't know too much at the moment, he simply does his best and obeys the destiny.

Tsunade is quite interested in chemistry, and he even found a way to make experimental equipment, while Jiraiya is surprised by the relevant knowledge of physics, pestering and asking Ah Yan about density and hardness.

Orochimaru, who couldn't see what kind of attitude it was, looked left and right, and finally joined Tsunade's team.

This is too bad, I'm afraid she will never see her mobile phone wireless in her life.

From time to time, Ri Zhan, who was paying attention to these three little guys, became very interested in the three schools mentioned by Ah Yan, and even thought about whether to integrate them into the teaching materials of ninja education. Yan very much agreed with Ri Zhan's idea, but he never expected that this would be shooting himself in the foot.

Although there are relevant talents recruited in China, it is Ah Yan who can do the textbook compilation.

It is not enough just to recall the previous formulas, the problem must be combined with the ninja aspect, and the process of solving the problem must also be fully written.

Now it's all right, the task is unnecessary, she will start to do the materialized life combined with ninja knowledge :)

So once in a while when Danzang came home from work, he could see Ah Yan writing and drawing under the lamp while muttering something he didn't understand:

"Ah, this formula can't be used for ninjutsu at all... The underground structure was directly destroyed by the earth dungeon."

"You can try out a quadratic function for the throwing of the shuriken-it's not a big deal to add a little knowledge of mathematics."

"Let's sort out the data and create a table. It's clear at a glance, um...it seems to be good for work."

"Danzo—"

Danzo, who had just lay down, struggled to get up: "What's the matter?" Although it was far away, a ninja has sharp eyes and ears, and he can always hear it.

"Come here, let me tell you how to use it. It will be very convenient to use it at work later on. You can tell Ri Zhan and the others by the way tomorrow. I remember you are resting tomorrow, right? Stay up late with me!"

Danzo with a dizzy head: "..."

"It's fine if you explain it to us together at that time. If I don't understand well, it won't delay work if I explain it wrong to them." He rubbed his forehead, and the desire to sleep almost overflowed from the bottom of his eyes. , I don’t want to see Ri Zhan.”

It's been a long time since he stayed with her quietly. It's hard to have a chance tomorrow, and it's too inhuman to do work again.

Ah Yan, who was submerged in the straw paper, grabbed a piece of paper and pasted it on Danzang's face, and said angrily: "You are not stupid, why don't you understand."

"I still haven't understood what you said about chickens and rabbits in the same cage." Danzang took down the paper, sat down behind Ah Yan by the way, glanced at the contents of the paper casually, and his dizzy head became even more dizzy up.

"You don't want to understand at all, okay?" Under the background of this world, she wouldn't bother to think about such a question, so when the time comes, the question can only be changed to the descendant of the bone vein and lost a few spines. Terrible content.

Danzang snorted and laughed, leaned forward and hugged Ah Yan's waist, then put his chin on her shoulder with his eyes closed, and replied vaguely: "It's not necessary...just kill the chicken and rabbit and eat... . ” After saying this, there was only steady breathing left.

I also fell asleep after thinking about it.

Ah Yan moved his shoulders slightly, and said softly: "Go to bed and sleep, you will catch a cold in the middle of the night."

Danzo's breathing sound answered her.

This guy...isn't he very good at work, why is he a salty fish today.

"Huh," sighed helplessly, Ah Yan picked up the pen and continued to write the question, and couldn't help complaining: "Why do you get up and answer me when you are so tired, what an idiot."

The person behind moved, and the arms holding her waist loosened a bit, and the warm breath sprayed on her ears, which made Ayan's hair almost explode. She sat up stiffly for a while, and found that Danzo was no longer No matter what the reaction was, he slowly relaxed.

When the shoulders are pillowed, the breathing will always subconsciously increase, and the body will also be tense, and Ah Yan is no exception.

It's just that after working under the pillow for a long time, I gradually got used to this state. Sometimes I even forget that there is a person's head on my shoulder, and I don't remember the existence of such a person until my breathing reaches my ears again.

After tidying up at about five o'clock in the morning, Ah Yan reached out and turned off the light. When he was about to get up and go to the bedroom, he found that he was still hugged by Danzo.

If he moved any harder, he would definitely be woken up.

"Really..." While pinching Danzang's face in a low voice, Ah Yan simply tilted his head and fell asleep leaning against Danzang.

Anyway, they who are ninjas can sleep upside down on a tree, right?

In the end, Ah Yan narrated the matter of the list in a unified way. The first edition of the physical and chemical biology textbook was also successfully released, and the content of the mathematics textbook was also upgraded.

Ah Yan knew how hated this thing was, so he secretly changed the editor-in-chief and the author of the textbook to Danzo's name. He has so many blames, so he probably doesn't care about one more.

The two editions provided by the proofreader were left for the child when Ah Yan went to see Zhimei. With smart people like Jing and Zhimei, it must be a piece of cake for Ah Zai to do a few questions, just as a way to exercise thinking.

Zhimei took the textbook with a smile, the older kids didn't understand these things, picked up the textbook and looked left and right, but didn't see any flowers, just thanked Ah Yan obediently.

Ah Yan rubbed his head and said, "I hope you will smile when you watch it in the future!"

The mirror-like curly hair swayed around the owner's head, and the child replied: "Okay!"

This child still doesn't know what he will face in the future, so he is happy in a sense. On the contrary, that cub from Lu Ping's family looked at the textbook twitchingly and complained to Ah Yan: "Sister-in-law You are really cruel."

"Thank you," A Yan, who returned to Nara's house from Uchiha, winked at his nephew and said with a playful smile, "I think you will love doing these questions."

"...you might consider having my dad do this."

"Stinky boy," Lu Ping slapped him on the head, and scolded with a smile, "I've done it several times, your father!"

The little guy sighed like a kid, and really did it with the textbook.

"Isn't it just to deliver textbooks to this kid today?" Lu Ping raised his hand to drink tea, and glanced at his smiling sister.

Ah Yan shrugged, then slumped on the floor without any image, looked at the ceiling and said, "It's really just to deliver teaching materials. I don't have so many things. If I insist on something, it means I'm pregnant."

"I'm pregnant, take care of your body, don't overeat... Wait, wait? Pregnant?!"

"What kind of reflex arc are you?" Ah Yan sat up and watched speechlessly as he choked on tea because of the reaction, and handed him the paper on the low table, "Yesterday I came out from the publisher and passed by the hospital for an examination. It's less than a month away."

"This inspection is too convenient."

"Because I always feel my body is weird."

Lu Ping frowned, and put away Ah Yan's untouched tea, "Your sister-in-law only found out when she was two months pregnant, isn't your body a little too sensitive?"

"It's because I'm too sensitive—oh, let's not talk about this, I'm thinking about how to tell Danzang now."

"Just say no," Lu Ping was puzzled. His wife also told him directly, "What worries? He doesn't want children?"

Ah Yan opened his mouth, shook his head and said, "No, um, I just don't know how to say it."

In the end, she still concealed the fact that she estimated that she would live for a few years.

"Then tell him directly, if you have any grievances, just say it straightforwardly, your room is clean."

"Hahaha okay."

"The more I live, the more stupid I am. I don't have the aura I had when I was a child."

"Bah, you're the one who keeps nagging more and more. When you were young, you were too lazy to say a word, but now you're like an old man."

"You have entered the state of being pregnant and stupid for three years."

"I'm going to call my sister-in-law—"

"Hey!"

Then Ah Yan, who returned home, notified the other party without the slightest prelude.

"Tuanzang."

"Ok?"

"I'm pregnant, almost half a month old."

"..."

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