[Comprehensive British and American] Raphael refuses to go home

What can Crowley, who was forced to be a lawyer, do? He is also very desperate!

If he could, he wanted to grab Dean... Forget about this, it's too cruel, but... Grab Sam Winchester by the collar and tell him that he is the king of hell, the devil, and Crossroads The Devil at the Crossroads!

It's not a damn summoned beast, or a lawyer: "Yes, if you want to check, my lawyer's card is legal." Crowley kept smiling, watching the BAU agents who questioned his identity, "Although I just passed the test, I believe it must be legal!"

Fuck the Winchester brothers!Fuck Cassidio!

He is a cross street trading demon, his power is lent to humans in exchange for their souls, not to get him out, get a qualified lawyer's card, and get them out of a department of humans: "Yes, I'm here to bail out my poor 'client' you're holding!"

The trading demon who originally wanted to use the power of purgatory to calculate heaven, never thought that since then, Crowley, who has played himself into it, looked back on all his past transactions and found that the transaction with Cassidio, I'm afraid it will be on his 'most regrettable' list, and it will occupy the eternal first place.

"You're so slow, Crowley." Sam didn't like this devil who plotted against the innocent little angel. "Is it because you're getting older, so your mobility is also slow? So you should definitely set up an altar for you." , faster and more effective?"

He was talking about the ritual of forcibly summoning Crowley.

"Little Deer, pay attention to your language, now you are the ones asking for me." Crowley took a deep breath, and walked away without shaking his head in front of the BAU crowd, "You and Dean are fine, After all, we are old friends, helping each other. But your little one, why should I care about his life or death?"

Crowley did remember that the Purgatory version of Cassidio nearly killed himself.

Unfortunately, demons are best at taking revenge.

The last time I didn't take revenge, it was because the other party had a brain problem.But now that the other party's brain is fine, he must give him a reason to choose not to snap his fingers and kill that fat wing, right?

"Maybe it's because someone's guardian has come down and is going to seek revenge on you?" Sam knew that the BAU people outside the interrogation room were listening, but he didn't mind being heard by BAU for these ambiguous words, "You know, after all, you There is also a relationship in the laboratory, isn't it?"

"Which laboratory?"

"Well, the one that accidentally overturned your game?"

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After a brief silence, Crowley curled his lips unwillingly: "I thought he was blown up." If it weren't for the fact that the last seraphim of heaven had no power to fight back against the purgatory version of Cassidio, he wouldn't have Counseling so quickly, "You guys are going too far."

Sam raised an eyebrow, looking at Crowley.

"It's okay for Casidio to read the file again and again. I can barely accept that human beings are a race that creates miracles. Why do you even enable buffs and bugs now? You are racist, I can tell you Yours," he said, pulling away the chair beside Sam and sitting down.

"Then I think it's time for you to ask God what the old man means." Interestingly, Sam is Lucifer's skin, but his sense of demons is not even as good as Dean, Michael's skin." By the way, if you see him, remember to give me the middle finger."

"You think I believe in God?" Crowley sarcastically said, "Are you sure it's a big wing?" He was very disgusted, as if he smelled the smell of a trash can.

The appearance of Crowley being extremely disgusted but having to come made Sam very curious: "You seem to know Raphael?"

"You should ask who doesn't know him," Crowley sneered. "Although I don't want to admit it, who do you think started the first Cross Street transaction?"

……kindness?

"Before Lucifer fell into heaven, he was still the Vice-Prince of Heaven." Crowley didn't want to talk about these old things, "Anyway, I'll fish you out, and you let that big wing take care of his subordinates." He said Then, Crowley's phone rang, as if a text message had been sent.

Sam watched Crowley turn on his phone, and suddenly found it very interesting.Obviously they are long-lived races, angels know nothing about human technology, but demons can skillfully use human communication equipment, and even control many departments of human beings in keeping with the times?

"Okay, you can ask to leave now." Crowley closed the phone, turned and said to the single-sided glass of the interrogation room, "My...employer...well, I really hate this name... My trader, this is much more comfortable, and now it has been proven to have nothing to do with those incidents."

At the same time that Crowley asked this sentence, a message came from the tablet in Garcia's hand.It was Hodge's cell phone that rang at the same time. It was a call from Strauss, the boss of BAU.

On the other end, Raphael, who was sitting in the interrogation room, raised his head, a trace of worry flashed in his eyes.

Gabriel's false horn was sounded again, and this time, it was far bigger than ever before.

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Crowley: If it weren't for the need for a legitimate reason to enter the BAU, I wouldn't find a human to trade a lawyer's license!If I didn't need them to help me stabilize the group of angels who don't think long, I wouldn't help them!If it wasn't for the angels to take good care of their little wings, I wouldn't be giving them communication dogs! (While speaking, he contacted his subordinates to apply for a lawyer's certificate, teleported to Quantico and entered the FBI, and then released the Winchester brothers and the little angels)

Metatron: Cracking the keyboard crazily in heaven, the inspiration for creation is endless.

Gabriel: Who the hell blows Lao Tzu's fake horn every day, don't they know that it is an alarm clock connected to Lao Tzu's consciousness!That's all for blowing it up, what the hell are you blowing me up to the brim, summon me out!Don't just dawdle at the entrance of the cave, and then stop abruptly, okay!

Rafael: Quietly watching Metatron spread his wings on the edge of Gabriel's bottom line.

Recorder: Attempting to capture a Gabriel in...

BAU: Accumulate power—read the article—prepare—read the article for too long—was interrupted—failed to read the article (hahahahaha, yes, it took too long to read the article, and was interrupted by Crowley!)

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Seeing that some people have doubts about the timeline, let's explain it together.

The timeline of SPN is after the event that the purgatory version of Casidio snapped his fingers and exploded Raphael in the eighth season, and was used by Metatron to expel all the angels in heaven with the angel stone tablet.The setting here is that the angel expelled by the expulsion event was the one who was in heaven at the time, and someone who liked to pretend to be a mischievous elf escaped (yes, that's Gabriel!).

The timeline of CM, as a whole, you can understand as after Rossi joined BAU and before Emily escaped.On the whole, don't use the plot timeline to speculate on the timeline of this article. Although the general direction and major events have not changed, individual plots may be misplaced.For example, the incident of Reid smoking DU and schizophrenia Raphael, after all, the protagonist is called Raphael, of course this incident has not happened yet~

Lucifer's timeline hasn't started yet.As for Kang Zha, he is currently enjoying life in a mental hospital (guess which mental hospital it is~ hehehe)!

Why did BAU not accuse the Winchester brothers of multiple murders in the previous article, but temporarily detain them under the innocuous excuse of 'trafficking people' and 'pretending to be the FBI'?Because they did not appear at the correct time and place, the BAU had no conclusive reason to arrest them, and could only be temporarily detained as suspects. If no conclusive evidence was produced, they would be released.

Of course, it is true that Shuangsha is a suspect, but they run fast and their whereabouts are erratic. More importantly, the people they killed were all non-human, and BAU couldn't find a prosecutor!What's even more amazing is that many people who have been refreshed will take the initiative to help the Winchester brothers, such as the local police or family members who were almost hit by a disaster.

As mentioned in the CM, the BAU team has no right to intervene in local cases without receiving help from the local police, and Shuangsha belongs to the "committing crimes" across states, and there is no fixed type of "murder".At the same time, they seem very sane and do not fit the profile, and they are running around the US.

So the setting here is that before the relevant personnel ask BAU for help, and the Winchester brothers are only suspected murderers rather than confirmed murderers, they can only bring Shuangsha back to Quantico and detain them first.After all, the Winchester brothers have a bunch of false identities, and a huge network of favors when they slay demons. They can pass through angels and go down with demons, and they can still say hello to Death and the Four Horsemen.

Their false identities may bear the lives of many strange creatures, but the surname of 'Winchester' is clean, at most there is 'credit card fraud' and 'forged ID'.In addition, Sam is actually a technology king, and theoretically speaking, he will also give himself a good job. After all, he can go to Stanford University Law School, which shows that he himself is a top student!

Key point: BAU will let people go if they can’t get hold of it~

After all, now is not the time for BAU and Shuangsha to break each other's three views.During this period of time, as long as they let each other know that each other is difficult to deal with, it will be fine.Don't you think someone is missing from this super fun game?

Such an interesting game, of course you have to play with Zha Kang!

Finally, the issue of CP has not really been considered. The outline does not exist, and the logic is as complete as possible. If there are any bugs, please leave a comment to point them out.Welcome to discuss the plot, welcome to discuss brain holes, and welcome to leave comments. Your favorite comments and rewards are the driving force for the next update~

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BAU is eyeing the Winchester brothers, ready to 'kill' them at any time

Thank you Demon King Rain for mine~