[Comprehensive British and American] Raphael refuses to go home

"So, we just got on with this horn, right..." Dean lay weakly on the passenger seat, looking at Sam who was driving his baby, "Please, we just got out of the cop's hand intact Please come out, please let me go, I am a human—”

"Michael's possession, actually." Sam poured cold water on the side coolly, "So as an angel's skin, you don't get involved in this matter, and which human being has more right to get involved in this matter than you Woolen cloth?"

"Seriously?" Dean sat up straight, "If it counts like this, then you have to help Crowley suppress the demons in hell?" Sarcastic Sam, Lucifer's skin.

However, before Sam could reply, a fifth strange voice appeared in the car: "No, no thanks, hell is fine now, and you don't need to make trouble."

If it weren't for the exercise of the elusive little angel Cassidio, Sam swears he would be so scared that he would turn the steering wheel out of order.However, after a long time of training, he found that he was able to speak calmly to this unexpected guest who suddenly appeared: "I thought you were gone."

To Sam's question, Crowley gave a very polite smile: "Please, deer, before the two holy lights beside me solve the trouble they caused me, I have to say, I can't go away." As The devil caught between the two angels, Crowley looked very laid back.

This is the first time that Raphael has been so close to this trusted 'King of Hell'. Although they met face to face last time, he was immediately blown away by Cassidio's snap of his fingers: "So, ha, you are taking over. That... demon of Lucy?" When describing Crowley's identity, Raphael paused.

"At this time, you should say, thank you." Like all dark creatures hate sunlight, Crowley doesn't like the Angel of Light.Of course, strictly speaking, he doesn't like the word 'angel', whether it is the version of the holy light or the version of the dark and corrupt.

But at the same time, Crowley also knew that angels didn't like demons either: "So I answered in advance, you're welcome."

Raphael raised his eyebrows sideways, and the way he looked at Crowley was closer to joking.Just when Cassidio thought Raphael was going to say something, he turned his head back and continued to look out the window, as if there was something more attractive to him, and he couldn't miss it at all.

Cassidio and Crowley are of course acquaintances, and they couldn't be more familiar: "I'm sorry, Crowley." Thinking of what he did in the purgatory version, Cassidio apologized to Crowley, "I didn't expect... I I mean... I'm sorry for not being able to keep my promise."

"Oh, Angel's apology, this is really great! Should I record it, and then play it on a loop for the next hundred years, as my capital to show off?" Crowley's expression was exaggerated like a drama The action is exaggerated, "This moment is really great!"

Dean, who was going to pretend he was deaf, had to join a conversation that was already bad enough before Cassidio's essentially zero EQ made matters worse: "Speaking of which, Crowley, you Where did your lawyer certificate come from?"

"Who do you think you're talking to?" Crowley has always been confident about things in the field, "Hey, this is the trading devil at Cross Street, as long as you pay enough, I can give you everything you want .” He straightened his collar and puffed out his chest.

"I'll give you the whole heaven, please open a door to heaven and send the angels back!" Raphael didn't even think about it, "Deal?"

"..." Crowley was at a loss for words.

"You see, trading demons is nothing more than that." Raphael had a mocking face, "Is this the so-called 'King of Hell'? You can't even do such a small thing, and you have the nerve to sit in the chair that Lucy is sitting on God, reign in hell?"

Regarding this, Crowley sarcastically went back: "Oh, I forgot if you didn't mention it. Didn't this mean that I was crying and arguing to fall into the sky with my brother, but I was beaten back by my brother. What, now Your good brother doesn't want you anymore, just like a prodigal dog... a prodigal chicken?"

"Ha, it's better than crying and howling begging others to gnaw on me so that I can get eternal life, and the greedy villain who abandons his family and children is much better, right?" , I haven’t greeted your mother yet, and I don’t know which stepfather she is with your stepfather now.”

"Over and over again?" Cassidio never knew the right time to interject.

Dean rolled his eyes secretly, blaming Cassidio for making him miss the big gossip.But what is strange to him is that Raphael seems to have seen Crowley before, otherwise he would not be so clear about what happened to Crowley before.But obviously one is an angel and the other is a devil, so they shouldn't communicate with each other?

"So we fell into the sky together crying and arguing?" Sam took the time to look at the three people sitting behind the seat from the rearview mirror, and saw the proud Crowley, the tangled Cassidio and the dark-faced Raphael, all He narrowed his eyes, "Is someone going to explain to me what's going on here?"

Raphael looked at the triumphant expression on Crowley's face and knew that he had lost a round.Because the Winchester brothers are obviously more interested in his affairs than in Crowley's past: "There is nothing to say, it's just divorce and children." He briefly summarized the matter with human metaphors go through.

"Oh, Little Feather, why didn't you explain the matter in detail?" Crowley didn't think it was a big deal when he watched the excitement, "For example, how did the first 'Apocalypse' end?" He sent out a malicious Laughing, "Or what are 'Raphael's Flame Sword' and 'Healing Light'?"

Raphael stopped talking. He stared at Crowley, as if thinking about whether to kill him.

"Anyway, anyway, Crowley." Dean interjected before the situation became more serious, "Why are you acting so aggressively this time?" It was a good request for help, but Crowley came too fast.

It was as if he had been waiting for his own help a long time ago, and wanted to intervene a long time ago: "If you want to take this opportunity to do something to heaven, believe me, if I find out, Crowley..."

"Oh, please, can you imagine me better?" Regarding Dean's suspicion, Crowley was particularly aggrieved, "Don't you allow the villain to repent and turn over a new leaf and become a... devil again?" Poorly looking I looked at the Winchester brothers sitting in the front row, but unfortunately one was driving and the other was helping to watch the road, so no one was looking at him.

So Crowley put away his aggrieved expression again: "You think I think? You really did a great thing this time. The gate of heaven is closed like this. Boy, the soul has nowhere to go!" That's the real reason why Crowley came to help, otherwise he would ignore the Winchester brothers?

...well, maybe it would, if they offered him enough to be interested?

...Probably if he is not interested, he will also give alms, of course alms, alms for his aid!

...After all, he is the omnipotent Crowley, right?

"The soul has nowhere to go?" Sam stepped on the brake, put one hand on the back of the chair, and looked back at Crowley, "What do you mean?"

"What do you think this means, little deer?" Crowley smiled slightly, "After human beings die, their souls go to heaven, go to reincarnation, live in hell, or wander around the world. But now, the original gate to heaven is locked, Becoming souls of the dead wandering around the world, do you think the god of death can distinguish them well?"

Sam felt that the problem was starting to become serious now: "You can't tell the difference?"

"With some effort, it is indeed possible. But Xiaolu, you have to know that we are demons, demons who have no profit and don't get up early." Crowley showed an evil smile, "It is the responsibility of angels to extradite souls, and we are only responsible for punishing them." Soul. And now that the angels are on strike, what do you think I've been up to lately?"

Raphael looked out the window guiltily.

"Do you know what's worse?" Crowley looked at Sam and Dean, "The power of heaven is gradually weakening, and the power of hell is far greater than before."

Dean didn't understand why Crowley would bother about such a thing: "Isn't it a good thing?"

"When you pile all the cargo on the stern," Crowley said figuratively, "what do you think will happen?"

A capsize, of course, Dean replied secretly.

"Of course the ship capsized!" Crowley added his own words, "Since ancient times, where there is light, there has been darkness. It is because of the existence of angels that there are demons that are completely opposite to them. I am the devil in hell." The devil is true, and I hope that the powerful heart of hell will never be false, but the problem is that hell can overwhelm heaven, but it cannot win completely and overwhelmingly."

Only in chaos can there be transactions and greater interests.When darkness far outweighs light—

"After such a thing happened last time, the little cutie you call a dinosaur disappeared. If I remember correctly, it was the first apocalypse." He looked at Raphael meaningfully, "And you guys Still have to ask you little feathers what a good thing 'Gabriel's Horn' is."

"Raphael?" Sam felt that whether it was an angel or a demon, it was a headache.

Raphael really doesn't feel guilty about this question: "The power that can comfort angels is naturally absolutely harmful to demons." Therefore, Gabriel's horn, which is frequently blown, not only summons angels to gather, but also It will have a strong expulsion of the surrounding demons, and double the effect, "Isn't that a war period..."

"Why am I not surprised at all?" Sam felt that he was about to give up struggling, "Speaking of which, Crowley. I think you are familiar with Raphael?" Sam looked at Crowley in the rearview mirror, Before an angel makes a move to kill the demon, he decides to change the subject to a safer topic.

"Trust me, Deer." Crowley looked back at Sam, "There is no one in hell who doesn't know about Raphael."

"why?"

"The one who dared to go straight to hell as an angel of holy light, and was almost made into chicken soup, since the creation of the world, there is only one."

Crowley replied.

Sam: Well, this topic is getting more dangerous!

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So let's continue with Sam and Crowley~ The other group is the reader group, not the reader group of this article alone. You can see it when you enter the author's column (yes, it is such an open and honest work to deceive you).

No one guessed it right, cc and Ranmaru-sama guessed the part about why the evil cult was right, but they didn't guess the part about how BAU planned the evil forces to gather this group of people.In addition, thank you cc for reminding, it is indeed Dean: Bitch, Sam: Jerk, I remembered it backwards before.

Metatron: still crazy code ing

The Winchester Brothers: Still driving to the scene

BAU: still on the way to try to catch the Winchester brothers

Raphael: I'm thinking about how to kill Crowley

Gabriel: Still frantically being sung by the alarm clock, still forcing Gabriel to end ing

Thanks marryfelly for mine

Thank you Mowangyu for the mines

thanks bucky for the grenade