[Comprehensive British and American] Raphael refuses to go home

The explanations in this chapter are all fabricated, just for the logical reason of the article, please don’t take it seriously if it has nothing to do with reality! ! !

Bite buns in the microwave oven, that's a method that only lazy people would use.

You don’t need to prepare anything, you don’t even need to turn on the stove, just put the quick-frozen buns in the microwave for 30 seconds, and you will get a hot, edible bun: “Hot the buns in the microwave?” Dean put his hand on the Sitting on the armchair, looking at the little doctor in front of him, "You bullied me for not going to university, isn't it hot from the outside to the inside?"

Dean is not stupid. When he saw that the BAU was ready for interrogation overnight, even Crowley could not stop their interrogation. He knew that this time it was not just for that little Roman. The death of the gods, but for some other bigger case.

Considering that the properties of those foreign gods are somewhat similar and identical to those of angels, Dean has no doubt that what BAU really wants to ask is the case of 'Gabriel's Horn': "If you didn't come too timely , I might overheat that enthusiastic psychopath and burn it to ashes directly." Dean seemingly casually perfunctory, and incidentally satirized Vesta, a Roman female neurosis.

Thank you without much sincerity, as if you didn't see the eyes of Reid and Hotchina staring at him: "You saved my life, oh, didn't I say thank you to you?"

Such a casual tone, as if he didn't care about the conversation between them at all.

But Crowley, who is familiar with Dean, knows that BAU's rhythm has been taken away by Dean.If they only want to pursue this case, they will never answer.But if not, then now is the best way to introduce it.

This is human beings!

Crowley smiled thoughtfully, as if he didn't know that Dean was confronting BAU.

He was also a human being, so he naturally knew it.

The only miracle in this world is the birth of man.

"Have you heard of microwave therapy?" Reid put his hands on the table, and made the same action as Dean, facing each other, "Microwave oscillation frequency is extremely high, and certain physical characteristics such as its generation, transmission, and measurement Similar to light waves, it propagates in a beam shape and has dispersion properties."

Dean blinked, his dark eyes filled with unconcealable confusion.He looked at Rhett, and heard him utter a long series of sentences without breath: "Microwave encounters different media, which can cause reflection, refraction, diffraction, scattering, absorption, and use of reflectors. Aggregated action, used in industry balabalabala...for agricultural balabalabala...similarly, its radiation can act on the human body."

1 minute later, Dean turns to look at Crowley, trying to get the 'uncrowned king of hell from all the crossroads of the world who knows everything and can trade as long as he has chips' to give him a clearer explanation.Coincidentally, Crowley also happened to turn his head to look at Dean.

Looking at each other, yes, they are also people/demons who don't understand!

"So, the point?" Dean blinked obediently, "I'll just pretend that I understood what you said just now."

Rhett looked at Dean seriously, and wanted to see through his 'innocent' eyes at the moment whether he was playing dumb or really ignorant: "There are some special liquids that are catalyzed by microwaves. A chemical change occurs under the environment, a single attachment or placement does not cause any problems, but if there is microwave radiation, the results are quite different."

There was a mysterious force that made Crowley take his hands off the table and put them on his knees.

"This special chemical agent usually does not have much chemical reaction with water, but if it is catalyzed by microwaves, it will be completely different." Rhett spoke quickly, almost without panting, "This liquid Under the catalysis of microwaves, it will interact with water...then...then...and finally produce...changes."

Seeing Rhett talking and writing a long series of combinations of English letters and numbers on the paper, Dean couldn't help but feel that he was doing the same thing as Crowley.He even straightened his back, like a schoolboy trying to impress his teacher on his first day at school.

Although a single letter or a combination of numbers on the paper, except for the H2O (water) he knows, he doesn't know it.This made Dean seriously think about whether he skipped too much class when he was a child, and became an illiterate when he grew up?

"It has been scientifically proven that 70.00% of the human body is composed of water. If the deceased took this chemical agent during his lifetime," Rhett pushed the paper in front of Dean, "then someone used a microwave radiation device to scan, chemical The medicine will react with the water in the human body."

Dean looked at Rhett obediently, and felt that this nerd who looked very similar to his younger brother Sam was really a big shot.Since he understood every word he said, let's assume that, in fact, he also understood the sentences the other party said.

Anyway, that's how he dealt with Sam on weekdays.

Perhaps it was an illusion. Reid felt that he saw a large hound obediently listening to training: "This chemical agent continues to react with water under the radiation of microwaves until it is completely transformed. As long as the dosage is controlled, the transformation process will The high temperature generated in the air will completely burn the internal organs of a person."

Crowley straightened his back, put his hands on his knees, and nodded solemnly...

What a nod!

Crowley didn't understand what the other party was talking about until this time. He thought that the other party was doing a "scientific analysis" on this case, but the more he talked, the more he felt that the other party was talking about the mass death of angels.

But what's more terrible is that what the other party seems to say makes sense?

If so, microwaves are used, although I (Crowley) don't know what it is, but it should be the same heating principle as microwave ovens. The principle, why angels can kill demons, has a very good explanation.

Unknowingly being led astray, Crowley began to think about the principle of 'the energy of angels can kill demons'.

Because microwaves can kill angels, it can be proved that angels also use microwaves to kill demons.When microwave transmission reaches...

Wait, why am I thinking about this? ? ?

For the first time, the smile on Crowley's face froze.

who I am?what am i doing ?What am I thinking? ? ?

Questioning Sanlian, Crowley was completely immersed in the maze of 'why science can explain mysterious power'.As for Dean, he didn't think too much about it: "So, if you walk a lot at night, you will always encounter demons. See, the one who wanted to sting me accidentally played with herself. "

A perfunctory smile, followed by a sudden realization: "Oh? Oh, sorry, I accidentally treated you as a spiritual trash can. Closer to home, if you want to say, that church member (Vesta) is After being bitten by a microwave oven, there is a time bomb buried in your heart, and then you accidentally go off and explode?"

He used a literal metaphor: "Whoa, that's an incredible feat."

The two completely different statements and tone before and after made it impossible for Hotchner to judge the authenticity of the information revealed by the other party.He began to think about the Winchester in front of him. Is it because of the arrogance of the criminals that he dismissed the facts they revealed that they already knew?Or from a person who is indifferent to others, hearing the sarcasm of interesting things.

Reid is also analyzing Dean's every move, hoping to find a breakthrough point.It's just that compared to Hotchina, Reid's focus is on other places: "You mean, this church lady originally wanted to kill people in this way, but was killed instead?"

"Who knows," Dean shrugged nonchalantly, "Those who kill will be killed by others, isn't that the reason." His expression and body language are very frank, with a clear conscience.

But BAU didn't think it was a neat frankness, they just silently raised the level of danger of Dean Winchester to another level.A serial murderer who doesn't take human life seriously, who knows what sudden things he will do when he has a new idea.

"No one is above the law, Winchester." Hotchner pointed, "Even if you can cover the sky with your hands, one day the umbrella that protects you will collapse, and at that time all of you will be blinded." It will be made public and exposed to the eyes of others.”

For such almost critical words, Dean's reaction was to lean forward, showing his eagerness to wait for the challenge: "If you can do this," the mysterious power is how many people are trying to cover it up, the existence of the invisible Ah, "if you could do that..."

He looked at Hotchner, and then at the relatively young Spencer: "I will really give you a high regard."

Not to mention that there is an angel on top of his head, and a devil on top of his brother's head, they still have a deal with the god of death.

If BAU does what it says and does what it says, and nothing else, but just making the 'force of nature' public, he is looking forward to it.

Although what he said and did was just to have a clear conscience, it was just to let more people live in peace.But whether it is him, or Sam, there are secret and shady expectations in their hearts.

I hope that they will no longer be the wanted criminals who are being chased around, and that one day they will be able to do their own work in a fair manner and seek help from others.You don't have to be as sought after as the hero you imagined in your childhood, as long as you are not being arrested by the authorities, you are already satisfied.

Of course, if you have a salary, it would be better not to cheat with a credit card.

The door of the interrogation room was knocked from the outside, and it was JJ, who was in charge of interrogating Sam, who opened the door.Seeing Rhett and Hodge looking at her, she nodded to them: "Is it convenient for you to come out for a while?" It seemed to be discussing, "It won't be long, just a short while."

Regarding BAU's departure, Dean was noncommittal, but he suddenly found that Crowley seemed to have been silent since just now, which did not conform to the 'dealing devil''s nature of chattering and chattering.So he turned his head to look at his little demon partner, but saw that he was in a daze, as if he had received some major blow.

"Crowley?"

"Dean, I'm thinking, if our power is microwaves, which can react with special substances, or even microwaves themselves, and explode. Then what is our origin, the God who created us?"

Dean looked at Crowley with a smile, looked at his expression as if he was about to fly away in the next second, and followed his train of thought to give the answer: "Microwave?"

Alright, I'm afraid I won't be able to make it through today with the microwave oven.

The author has something to say:

Microwave therapy part comes from Baidu Encyclopedia, if there are any citation errors or deviations...

What else can I do, of course I want to find a way to get back (covering my face and crying)

Microwaves can really bite frozen steamed buns, because the author lives in a rented house, and sometimes even if he buys quick-frozen buns, he doesn’t want to steam them, so he will use the microwave to be lazy.Frozen buns can be placed in the microwave oven for about 30 seconds, which is the state where the skin is steamed and the core is soft and hot.

But after you said it, you did an experiment and found that if you bite it, the skin will be burnt first, and it will look hard and burnt.

Then I looked at the scorched steamed stuffed bun...there was an explanation of the text (Squinting Eyes and Whistling JPG.)

In fact, I originally wanted to use hydrogen peroxide, after all, there is such a joke↓

The first said: H2O.The waiter gave him a glass of water.

The second one said H2O, too!So he died.

Hydrogen peroxide is not ingestible, it is highly oxidizing and corrosive, but in order to round out the previous microwave stalk and make it look bigger, let’s assume that there is such a solution that really meets Reid’s speculation.

BY is trying to justify himself because of a BUG, ​​the cowardly author

Brainstorming...began to ask myself why I wrote such a brainstorming thing? ? ? ?

From now on, I will ask a question every day: Is there any reasonable and well-founded fabricated evidence in Jiuge today, so serious nonsense?

Thanks Lou for mine

Thank you Li Niang for mine

Thank you Domoto's Potato Pumpkin for mine

Just one update today, starting from November, why don't you encourage such a well-behaved Jiuge?

Cough, I just came back to correct the wrong words...