[Comprehensive British and American] Raphael refuses to go home

"No," Raphael grabbed his twin brother's wrist, "You already have tooth decay, if you continue to eat like this, you will not be far from high blood pressure and diabetes." He made a serious accusation with a straight face Said, "You can buy anything, Gabe, except candy."

"Sweetie, how could you do this!" The blond-haired, blue-eyed young man puffed his cheeks and looked at his brother aggrievedly, "You don't love me anymore, right? Ever since you had those two goblins, you I will no longer love your poor, helpless, lonely brother."

Raphael looked at the dramatist in front of him, unmoved.

"Also, what about hypertension and diabetes? They are all human diseases, and they are far from ours~" Gabriel shook his arm, while Rafael held his other hand calmly. He touched the shelf, "If I'm really sick, Lafite will heal me~"

"I can't always arrive in time." Raphael raised his eyebrows, and grabbed the hand that pushed the cart to the shelf, grabbing Gabriel's hand that was holding the chocolate, "You consciously So I’m paying, right?” So is there any difference if you take it now or not?

Gabriel blinked his big eyes, and looked at his brother pitifully.But he complained secretly in his heart, if his holy light hadn't dried up, he would have gone to a place where Raphael couldn't see to steal food, why should he stay in front of his stupid brother and act according to his wallet.

"Really?" In the final struggle, Gabriel looked at Raphael, hoping that he would not be so cruel.

However, Raphael is so cold: "NO!" Raphael is the person who understands Gabriel's routine best, "Your tone has time to ink something that is impossible to achieve with me here, how about Do something meaningful."

Knowing that today's self and candy are really out of luck, Gabriel's tears are about to come out.All these years of pretending to be a 'mischief elf' made Gabriel cry while hugging Raphael's thigh.

"Wow, brother, I know you don't like my brother, but my brother really only wants a piece of chocolate! This is my life's request, brother, are you really unwilling to satisfy my brother's only wish?"

"Your pursuit in life is a piece of chocolate, right?" Raphael really laughed shamelessly at Gabriel, "You have to quarrel with me about this piece of chocolate, right?" If Gabriel Lie really wanted to eat, and Raphael had no way to prevent this heaven's number one prank angel.

The pair of good-looking brothers have stayed in front of the shelves for so long, and they have already attracted the attention of some little girls.

Now being howled by Gabriel, even the men looked over: "Brother, brother knows that it is not easy for you to raise your brother, but brother really hasn't eaten chocolate for a long time, just one piece, just one piece is not enough? "That's why Gabriel would call him 'brother' only when he wanted to play tricks or let him take the blame.

Obviously they opened their eyes at the same time, in no particular order: "Gabe, brother, this is training your self-survival ability. You find a way to earn money by yourself. If you can earn a piece of chocolate today, you can buy it tomorrow." The money for ten pieces of chocolate is the money for 100 yuan of chocolate the day after tomorrow.”

Looking at Raphael who entered the scene in a second, Gabriel, who was holding his thigh and crying, flashed a smile in his eyes.It's just that no matter how good the mood is, the persona can't collapse: "Really?" Like a child who has been seduced by an adult's sweet words, his face is secretly looking forward to and looking forward to the bright future.

"real."

"So now I have no money, you buy me chocolate!"

...a short silence...

"Just one piece!" The tearful Gabriel looked up at Raphael and assured him, "As long as you buy me chocolates, I will never go west if you point me to the east from now on. Never go into the sea, you are my sun, my moon, my god, and my light!" The nasty words came out of his mouth.

Rafael looked down at the large pendant on his lap, pondered for a second whether he could walk with such a large dog, and then spent another second observing the people around him who were silently watching, and made a decision: "Brother," Raphael raised his hand and touched Gabriel's head, "It's not that my brother doesn't love you."

Gabriel blinked his watery blue eyes, and began to think about where Raphael was coming from.

"It's just that my parents left early, and my two elder brothers died suddenly, leaving me and a mentally handicapped you." Raphael cursed God, Michael and Lucifer to death without changing his face, and gave Gabriel Lie put on a mentally handicapped hat, "For so many years, seeing your ignorant and innocent appearance, my brother is really relieved and distressed."

"My brother came out to support the family early, and he hasn't finished college. He is also incompetent and cannot satisfy your little wish." Raphael sighed a long time, "You have such a delicate temperament, if one day my brother is not around Now, you are left alone, where should you go, how will you live?"

Raphael pressed Gabriel's head on his lower abdomen, blocking Gabriel's ferocious smile at the moment.

"Brother knows that your life is not long." He put a big hat on Gabriel again, "It's just that the doctor said that diabetics can't eat too much sugar and don't excrete it." Raphael's handsome face is like a saint. With a holy pity like a child, "If possible, my brother would also like to buy you this piece of chocolate."

"Don't talk about being together, as long as you are healthy, even if it is ten yuan, 100 yuan, or even a mountain of sugar, as long as my brother has money, my brother will buy it for you." The other hand patted Gabriel's back, "It's just that if brother doesn't save enough money for you, when brother is gone, who will want you to be mentally handicapped?"

After the death of the elder brother, who will take over this good-looking mentally handicapped, no one else knows.But they only saw that the good brother finally put the chocolate his brother wanted into the cart basket, and led his "mentally handicapped" brother who was innocently asking for this and that, and walked to the cash register.

And waiting for this good brother who just came out of the oven to take care of the mentally handicapped, holding his good brother and disappearing from everyone's sight, the silly innocence on his face faded: "Little candy, little candy," added Bailie threw up the chocolate that Raphael bought for him, and then caught it again, "For you, my fame in the first life will be ruined."

"First name?" Raphael started the car, "Since when did you have that kind of thing?"

"Hey, I'm not the Seraphim whose legends are vague, and even lost gear in the world." Gabriel complained, "Also, do Lucifer and Mike know that you cursed them both to death with just one mouth!" He sat on the platform in front of the passenger seat, found a comfortable posture and turned his head to look at his brother who was driving.

Rafael focused on shifting gears, not talking to him.

Gabriel didn't care either, the white candy wrapper flipped in his hand and disappeared: "According to this recovery speed, it will be a few centuries before we can reach heaven." Raphael hurt Rong Guang, He was artificially drained of all his energy, which was an injury that was not easy to recover from.

"Wait for the Winchester brothers to come back." Raphael indeed had a plan, "I'm more concerned about why they want to extract all your energy, even if such a huge amount of energy is lost due to the constant blowing of the horn. But if With the right method, it can explode a section.”

At the beginning, the four of them were able to block the invasion of darkness alone without harming the source. Naturally, they were the most powerful existences in heaven.But now the other party is able to extract Gabriel, which has completely lost the characteristics of an angel, which is enough to show the huge quality of what the other party has drawn: "Are they going to nuclear-level the world?"

"Who knows," Gabriel curled his lips nonchalantly, as if it wasn't his power that was taken away, "If they use my power, I'll feel it." His palm was turned upside down, a lovely colorful A candy bag appeared in his palm, "Do you want some candy?"

This is what Raphael doesn't understand. Gabriel obviously doesn't lack anything, and his subordinates will bring him whatever he wants.But I don’t know when it started, every time he was with him, Gabriel was very obsessed with asking him (Raphael) to give him (Gabriel) something: “If you have candies, let me Buy it for you?"

"That's different, you don't understand, Cookie." Gabriel tore open the package, "How can the things my Cookie gave me be compared with the things I bought myself." He said big The package was turned over, the small package inside was shaken out, and then the paper bag was balled up and thrown into the storage basket on one side.

It's all the same thing, Raphael doesn't think it's so painful: "Oh, for a piece of chocolate, you voluntarily become a 'retarded', you are also very persistent." He didn't understand what's so good about this sweet thing Eat, "If you keep eating like this, you're going to get cavities sooner or later, Gabe."

"Oh, please, I'm an angel." Gabriel didn't take it seriously, "If I get a decayed tooth, it will be the end of the world!" As he spoke, he threw the candy upwards in a smart way.

After a beautiful arc, the candy fell into Gabriel's mouth precisely: "Speaking of the destruction of the world, haven't the Winchesters come back yet?" That nasty Winchester brother, "Your little follower isn't here either."

"It seems to be going to investigate the case," Raphael paused, and suddenly realized that he seemed to have not heard Cassidio's prayer for a short time——

"Squeak!" The wheels braked sharply and made a sharp friction sound on the ground. Gabriel, who had put his feet on the table and was not wearing a seat belt, slid off the chair without warning, his ass forming a V shape. It was inserted into the small space under the passenger seat like an onion.

"Gabe," Raphael frowned and looked at his brother, "Did you shut down my channel?"

Gabriel, who was trying to pull himself out of the space under the co-pilot, looked up, looked at his brother's serious expression, raised his three fingers together and curled up the other two: "I swear—" He paused every word , "I really closed it!"

The author has something to say: Is Gabriel acting cute today?sold.

Did Raphael buy it today?No.

Where is Cassidio today?was eaten~

Well, the protagonist of today’s show actually thinks BAU is more exciting, how about we focus on BAU?

Someone asked about Zha Kang. Although Disney’s father pays more attention to copyright, but because it is also the theme of “superheroes”, all the characters created by “superheroes” within 50 years cannot be written, and the plot cannot be used. Any film and television works, so DC is also counted among them.As for Zha Kang, unfortunately, he appeared in the last 30 years, lying down.

In the previous setting, Zha Kang was sent to a mental hospital on his own initiative because he couldn't stand these non-living things.Cassidio was also in a mental institution for transferring Sam's trauma to himself.So in the original setting, they were sick and friendly, and when the demons raided the mental hospital later, they helped.After learning of Winchester's bitter fate, he suddenly felt that he was living an easy life, so he escaped from prison happily.

Let’s set it like this for now, and we won’t mention Zhakang in the future. After all, it’s all in the past. Let’s pay attention to whether the three views of BAU are still alive today~

The blood-sucking landmine~

Thank you Yao's Landmine X4 from Tsundere Star~