[Comprehensive British and American] Raphael refuses to go home

Raphael was sitting on the piano, with his hands on his sides, his crossed legs dangling in the air: "Lu Xi," he looked at his brother who was playing the piano with his eyes closed, "Lu Xi, you know something That's not how it works, is it?"

Gabriel was lying on the piano, his orange tail wagging happily. Hearing Raphael's will to Lucifer, Fat Orange's eyes widened with a meow.

"Of course, sweetheart." Lucifer's beautiful fingers flicked between the black and white keyboards, "You know I've always been very obedient, and I will do everything you ask me to do! Anything, dear."

"I didn't ask you to mess up hell, Lucy!" Raphael frowned, very dissatisfied with his brother, "Don't shift your responsibility to me, I will be angry, really angry Yes, Lucy."

Lucifer looked up at his angry little brother, and in his eyes, it meant that the little milk cat, whose claws hadn't grown well, was grinning. For this reason, his golden eyes were full of smiles: "Oh, Lafite, you said 'clean up the troubles', so I just cleaned up my troubles."

"Look, I'm done with my troubles, I'm happy. You see me deal with my troubles, you're happy. Win-win!" He tilted his head up, playing brisk music with his fingers.

"It's not a win-win situation to 'eliminate trouble' to push the mess to two factions of demons and let them kill each other!" Raphael strongly disagreed with Lucifer's approach, "Don't think I don't know, the level of chaos in hell recently It's about to catch up with the chaos in heaven, Lucy!"

Facing Raphael's question, Lucifer shrugged happily: "Then Mike should come over and thank me, after all, I helped him deal with a very big trouble, didn't I?" He looked at Raphael With a gradually serious expression, "Oh, well, you know I'm most afraid of little Raphael getting angry."

"Don't try to change the subject, Lucifer!"

"But you didn't say I can't do this, did you?" As the world's most famous Satan, Lucifer is best at making trouble, "And seriously, devil?" His tone was contemptuous, "Those dirty , filthy, lowly things, don't you find them an eyesore?"

You see, here's the thing, Lucifer looks down on demons from the bottom of his heart.

Raphael raised his hand and rubbed his forehead with a headache: "If you insist, but..."

"We have guests!" The orange cat Gabriel suddenly interrupted Raphael. He liked to see Raphael finally not united with Lucifer's "good brother", which would make him very happy.But he can watch the excitement of their own family's affairs, but he doesn't want outsiders to get involved.

Raphael and Lucifer turned their heads almost at the same time. The two faces, which obviously had no similarities at all, looked very similar under the dim light of the bar at the moment: "...so, your surname is Morningstar (Morningstar) )?" He should know that when the bar owner calls 'Lucifer', he should run away.

"Actually, it's just that Lucy likes this surname." Raphael looked at BAU in front of him, "Long time no see, you look very nice."

"Ah, after going through so many things, I suddenly feel that even the 'serial murderer' has become amiable." Rossi stuffed the documents that he had planned to take out back into his arms, "Since we are all acquaintances, I Just getting straight to the point, any impressions of Megan Chertow and Bina Sukarto?"

Here are two of their victims.

"Hmm, Lucy?" Raphael turned his head to look at his elder brother, and got a nonchalant shrug. With such a casual and perfunctory attitude, if he didn't know that this is the real king of hell, the BAUs would probably be very annoyed.

"I'm not the god of death who harvests souls, sweetheart, you should ask the god of death who is in charge of this area." He played a chord in the high-pitched area, "and there are so many humans, if they don't have a special taste Soul, I'm not interested in paying too much attention, you know, sweetheart~"

Raphael rolled his eyes, and extracted the main idea from Lucifer's many words: "I have no impression, they are dead?" The only thing that can make the BAUs appear here is a murder case, "If it is in If it dies in this area, then I can assure you that it was done by humans."

This guarantee is better than nothing: "Because you're here?"

"Lucifer and Michael both live here. You may not feel it, but for us, I mean for non-human life forms, it's like a dog peeing and marking the territory...Hey, Lucy!" Raphael Er swiftly intercepted Lucifer's attempt to grab the orange cat by its tail and throw the fat orange out.

Lucifer withdrew his hand as if nothing had happened: "You know your analogy makes me very upset, right, kitten?"

Regarding Lucifer's threat, Raphael rolled his eyes: "Well, in short, it's like drawing a boundary. The bosses in this area are Lucifer and Mike. If you don't want to offend the two major forces at the same time, of course they'd better Obediently do nothing." Raphael hugged Fat Orange into his arms.

Gabriel bared his teeth at Lucifer, with a victorious smile on his fluffy face.

Seeing Fat Orange's demonstration, Lucifer rolled his eyes: "Of course, it's not ruled out that some small families don't know the news, such as wandering werewolves, or vampires alone, oh, I want me to help you prepare a cross..."

"Lucy!" Raphael stopped his brother in disapproval.

I don't know why, but I feel dangerous all of a sudden: "Hey, so you are in the bar, everyone knows your identities?" Rhett remembered this matter belatedly, "So there are... ...inhuman?"

"Not necessarily," Raphael shook his head, "The staff are all non-human creatures, but you have to know, the bar, of course, is the most welcome human beings. Especially the beautiful brothers and sisters," he bent There is a small canine tooth protruding from the corner of the eyes and mouth, which is very cute.

Instead of feeling safe, I feel worried for these people...

"Don't worry," seeing the worry of the two agents in front of him, Raphael jumped off the piano, "Gabe and I are here, we won't let Lucy mess around." He could see that in these BAU's In his eyes, his brother's credibility is very low, "I want you to promise."

However, the focus of the human beings in front of them has gone astray: "Gabriel is here?"

...Oh, that's a really good question.

"Anyway, let's talk about the case you just mentioned," Raphael changed the subject very bluntly, "How did those two girls die?"

"The cause of death was that the carotid artery was cut, but their eyeballs were taken away. The same case happened four days ago, but they were killed by blunt force on the head. The crime method was different, but the same thing was that the eyeballs were taken away Take it away. Knowing any non-human creature would do this?" Rossi thought for a while and told the truth.

"Meow~" Fat Orange's tail hooked Raphael's arm, and stretched in his arms.

Rafael looked down at the fat orange in his arms, and reached out to stroke his hair: "Frankenstein, yes, it's the Frankenstein family you know. But they are at least a few miles away from here... ( "Aww~") is ten kilometers away, and they know this is our territory, and they won't cross the border easily."

"...Great, we're going back now to see if there are any other cases of harvesting of other organs or body parts around here." Rossi shivered, "So, you will always be here to run this business ... LUX Bar, right?" Looking at the surrounding environment, "The decoration is good."

It is always a happy thing to be praised for your achievements: "Thank you, I did it." Raphael nodded to Rossi, "Yes, in the short term we will all... oh, our short term may be hundreds of yours. It's been a year, we'll be here in the short term, if you need anything, just call."

"You can still find us on Google!" Lucifer interjected enthusiastically, "If you can, help us get a high score on the app, and it would be even better to promote it on Facebook, Instergram or Twitter by the way, Tinder, Whatapp or Snapchat are of course also welcome!"

...you are also very advanced with the times...

"Is there monitoring?" Reid looked around, "Can I ask a question? Do you have a business license?"

Looking at the big boy in front of him, Lucifer stopped playing the piano with great interest, which to a certain extent indicated that he had become serious: "Yes, yes, and yes! Big boy, you have to know that although We are angels, oh, fallen angels, but now we are just human beings in the eyes of most people."

"And I'm still a good human being who abides by the law. Did you know that I just paid my taxes last week!" Lucifer looked excited, "Can you imagine, devil, paying taxes?!"

Not feeling that there was anything to be excited about, Gabriel yawned big in Raphael's arms.

BAU, who also didn't catch Lucifer's excitement, blinked, and responded awkwardly with one or two sentences: "Is it convenient for us to watch the surveillance?"

"Oh, of course." Lucifer got up, and just when he was about to take a step, he paused, "Today must be a good day!"

"What?" The BAUs didn't know what Lucifer was talking about.

"Brother Winchester is here." As the two most suitable skins for Lucifer and Michael, Lucifer has a special feeling for Sam. "And, he brought friends along." He narrowed his eyes slightly. , "Sweetie, is it convenient for you to take our human friends to see the surveillance?"

Naturally, Raphael would not refuse, but he still had to ask, "What are you going to do? Lucy?"

"Take care of a little problem," Lucifer patted Raphael's head, "Well, after all, Brother Winchester is doing it for me...In your words, wiping my ass? Tsk, that's not elegant." He He straightened his collar, like a handsome gentleman, "I'll come back as soon as I go, don't worry."

The author has something to say: The sixth episode of the fifth season of CM and... SPN I also forgot which season and which episode it was, anyway, it was the episode where the Frankenstein family gouged out the eyes.