rebirth infinite rebirth
Chapter 103 How Good It Is Now
"What's wrong with you? Wake up!"
Xu Houjue, who was woken up by Huo Shankou, realized that he was still in Yiling Internet Cafe at some point, with the earphones on his head that Uncle Yi personally put on for him.Even the milk cover of the white porcelain bowl is still full and has not been eaten.
Listening to Mr. Rabbit's nagging, the milk-feeding Gai just got rid of Payson and escaped, and gave Huo Shan button for repairs. Seeing that Mr. Rabbit was sacked by Beta first, it was all like a dream, as if it had never happened.
"What time is it?" Xu was a little flustered.
"Two o'clock in the afternoon. You have been sleeping since you gave me your phone. Sleeping until now."
"I've been here," Xu pointed at the seat, "sleeping?"
"Yes. I saw that you were sleeping so soundly and smiling so sweetly, so I didn't wake you up. But your expression was wrong just now. I'm afraid you're having a nightmare again. Instead of being frightened awake by the nightmare, it's better to wake you up in advance. So I shook you awake."
"I've always been, always," Xu asked again, pointing to the seat. "Here, sleeping?"
"Huo is right. Are you sleepy?" Uncle Yi said.
"That's right. My saliva flowed out from sleep. What beauty do you think of?" Aunt Yi teased him.
Probably used some method that only they know.It's better not to expose yourself.You already know what you need to know.
It doesn't matter what method is used.Xu thought for a while, nodded, took off the earphones that had no noise on his head, and echoed their lies. "Yeah. I think of my wife and daughter-in-law."
Huo Shankou was not happy.Yang Yang held the phone in his hand, "The red dot is a tracker, which has been eliminated by my apprentice. Is my apprentice very powerful?"
"Hmm. Very powerful."
Realizing that Xu's compliment was perfunctory, Huo Shankou pulled a table and sat down to have a good talk with him. "Aren't you curious about who my apprentice is?"
"Oh. Who is your apprentice?"
Xu was still immersed in the shocking truth brought to him by Lord Rabbit, his eyes were fixed on a drop of water on the table as if he wanted to see a vast ocean, but he didn't look at anyone.He wiped it with his hand, put his finger in his mouth and licked it.It doesn't have that minty flavor, nor does it have the bitterness that comes with the second sip.It's not the kind of mint tea made by Lord Rabbit.
"What are you doing?" Huo Shankou was terrified.Grab his hand that eats. "You can't drink from the table even if you're thirsty. Wait."
Xu was also frightened by the high decibels when he panicked.Usually, people are as indifferent as a chrysanthemum, but it is also very scary to get angry.It's the kind of fear of the unknown.Because I don't know what it is like for Huo Shan to get angry, so I can't talk about coping.
Xu sat blankly, waiting, watching Huo Shankou go to the bar to make him lemonade to wake him up.
"Uncle Yi is always very considerate. I'm not busy right now. Why did I forget to add water for you? Drink this. Don't eat milk caps! Are you not tired? Nothing nutritious."
Xu watched the milk cap being thrown away, and turned the hand holding the spoon to poke the lemon to make it more sour.
I kept silent all the time, and continued to listen to him bragging about how his amazing little apprentice broke through thousands of troops by himself, lurking in the wild, and shot to the head.How to learn python in one month, master it in three months, and help him rebuild Rishengchang's debt system in three years.
Huo Shankou exaggerated his apprentice's hype, and his words were miraculous.One last sentence, "This learning speed, tsk tsk tsk! Just copy and paste at the same typing speed. I also know how to draw inferences from one instance. Learn from the wrong code. Only better is not the best. What kind of master am I? This is what I call a master. .This is genius!"
Thirsty as he spoke, he snatched Xu's cup and drank half a glass of lemonade in one gulp, "sour." He frowned and immediately let go.Take your time and ask, "You don't want to know who this person is?"
Xu knew who he was talking about.Shaking his head, he clenched his fist under the table and let it go.Make sure your trance state is over.The right to control the body is in his own hands again.
Xu quietly breathed a sigh of relief.He smiled at Huo Shankou, "Who is it? I'm curious."
Huo Shankou was very satisfied with his answer.Eyes narrowed into a slit. "you guess."
Xu pouted and asked him to give a hint, "Well~ I can't guess."
"There is a person who doesn't call me Huo like everyone else, only he can call me that."
"Little Huohuo?"
Huo Shankou: "...you don't know if you are my apprentice? Do you want me to tell you?"
"Oh! I'm stupid. Who else?"
Xu Shixu pretended to be too stupid, and Huo Shan was in a hurry. "Who keeps calling me Teacher Huo?"
"My brother?"
"Bingguo!" Huo Shan clasped his hands to compare two cockroaches, blinked, and pointed at Xu. "You're so smart! Yes. That's the Python I taught him."
Putting down his hands, he hurriedly warned him, "But don't tell him I said it. The guy from Ziju said he was going to steal my tower, destroy my equipment, and defeat all [-] games in Steam. I can only tell you that I am a teacher. He is, tsk, that’s it. He is just a button away from letting others know what he is doing.”
Xu knew from the time when he jumped to five classes in a row from the sixth class of the first grade that this brother was smarter than himself in his previous life, loved and good at studying.He lied to himself that it was because the environment was better, without his noisy and annoying brother.
actually not.The real luminous pearl cannot conceal its own light even in a bright hall.
Ziju is different from Juju.He likes codes and calls Xiao Huo Huo Teacher Huo.
He likes to study.When he was reading, he was as quiet as a statue.This is something that jumping up and down can never be done.
In addition, Ziju also likes to pester him.Take him in your arms and bite him savagely.I was also worried about leaving marks, so I didn't dare to use too much force.
Looking at the faint and dense tooth marks on his back every night when he took a bath, Xu couldn't persuade himself to draw an equal sign between Ziju and Ju.Master Rabbit's words made this point even more clear.
I chose the road less traveled by, and I was doomed to give up the blooming flowers on the other side.
Huo Shankou hoped that he would listen when he knew.Huo Shankou asked him to pretend not to know, so he pretended not to know.Huo Shankou asked him to swear.He just raised three fingers and said nonsense about swallowing a thousand needles.It's very perfunctory.
"Let me tell you one more thing. I did the technical support of Xishan Island and earned the shares of Rarity Company. Shares! I just wait for the money to be credited to the account every month. No need to work! Retire! Realize financial freedom!"
"congratulations!"
"It was thanks to someone else. I won't tell you who that person is. Let him find a suitable opportunity to tell you."
"Okay. I'll wait then."
Taking back his mobile phone, taking the hello Kitty U disk that Aunt Yi hid from Huo Shan behind his back, Xu went home with a lot of worries.
Is there anything else to tell him?Master Rabbit is not such a reckless person.
When I got home, I took a shower in Ziju, picked the big lock, slipped into the study, and plugged it into the computer.The picture was pitch black.
Xu thought it was broken.Putting on the earphones, the clear and jade-like first-level Mandarin came from the computer. "Pisces Jade Pendant..."
It turned out to be one of the episodes of the Dynasty documentary.
In the old shop, I watched his veteran with withered vines slowly lift the needle and lightly place it on the vinyl record.I thought that when I was going to play old songs to myself, the store was full of young men's voices in high spirits.
"My family's moat," "My brother's favorite," "When I was young," "I'm so happy!"
That is an episode that Xu watched in the old board shop about the construction and legend of the five moats of the imperial city.
Legend has it that this documentary was recorded and produced by the Seventh Prince himself.
After listening to the words of the Seventh Prince holding Jinshan recordings and showing off to the world with relish.Xu still couldn't guess what Aunt Yi's intention was.
Just as he was about to take off his earphones, suddenly, a familiar voice came from inside that he was used to hearing in West Street.
He froze.The unsightly picture appeared at this moment.His face turned red, and he almost forgot to turn it off and just watched the porn.Fortunately, he finally remembered to turn off the computer.
Aunt Yi!
Xu really wanted to shout to the sky: I am still a primary school student!You show me this kind of thing?
He opened the window with the USB flash drive and waved his hand to throw it away.
Thinking back, this is not my own thing, so I have to keep it well and not throw it away.
Then, after reading it, I will pay it back tomorrow.
Xuzhen stuffed it into Xi's room on the first floor where no one had slept for a long time.Take a shower on the second floor.
On the bed, Ziju's laptop was plugged into the pink USB flash drive he got from Aunt Yi.Watching porn with a blank face.
Ziju waited for him to listen for several minutes.Seeing Xu's face froze, he pressed pause, and said coldly, "Explain."
"Brother, how can you come into my room and look at my things casually? It's rude, you know? You can't do this. I don't like you like this. You can't do this again in the future, do you know?"
"explain."
"Uh."
Ziju covered her handbag, hehe twice, "Girl fan, how cute. Don't tell me this is your thing."
"Uh, um, brother, of course it's not mine. My friend put it here for safekeeping."
"Which friend?"
"you do not know."
Ziju held up Li Xu's phone, "Which one do you think it is? I'll call and ask, who is so shameless! Let my 11-year-old brother keep these bad and unhealthy ones,"
By the end he was blushing.For a moment, I couldn't speak the dirty term.Repeated only once, "You said."
Roaring, Xu covered his little heart and hid in the corner, grabbing his ears and squatting down.After a while, Xu stood up refreshed, and walked over confidently and confidently.He snatched back his earphones, sat down carelessly, stretched out his arms and hugged Ziju, who was a head taller than him, and leaned against his head.Swipe the phone with one hand.
"Brother, do you like big breasts or small breasts? This one, in nurse clothes, 36D."
Ziju saw that his 11-year-old brother, who had just started growing, had all these unsightly photos and videos on his cell phone.Don't know where it came from.Sliding all the way down without a head.He didn't feel ashamed, and he still looked like someone who had come here, telling him what this game is like, and what that is.
Ziju suppressed the rising anger in his heart, took a picture of his cell phone, and overwhelmed him.Looking at his face carefully, he said seriously, "I like breastless ones."
Ziju's angry breath sprayed on Xu's face.Mr. Xu, who was lying on his back on the bed, had the illusion that he was being crushed by a lion and a tiger, and that guy was blowing at him with his bloody mouth open.
He turned his face away and reached out to touch the phone. "Then this, a bartender disguised as a man. A very handsome woman. Full of desire to conquer."
At this point, you dare to admit it shamelessly? !
Where did this stinky ruffian get his bad temper?
Ziju snorted and let him go.Xu was rescued for a while, sat up and grabbed the phone desperately pressing the back button.
He is not such a shameless person.But at that time, it was better to live than to die.His desire to survive is still very strong.
Ziju got into bed and wanted to cover himself with a quilt to sleep, so he ignored him.Xu stood up and rushed over to apologize.An accident happened.
He tripped over the earphones and knocked his head on the play button.
A man, when the scissors went off, the clothes he brushed were torn apart.Another man began to cry.Crying and crying changed.
"Shut down!"
"Where is it?"
"I come."
Listening to the "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" of the public release, the two brothers frantically turned off their phones.There was the sound of a stool falling from the balcony.
"Brother Rui!"
"I'll go." Xu said and chased him out.
Jumping into the Yellow River at this moment can't wash it off.of two men?what happened?Aunt Yi, you are really a vegetarian!Or do you think I'm such a messy person?
When I went to the balcony, I saw three-color watches on the table.When I picked it up and touched it, the watch was still warm. It seemed that someone had just been playing with it not long ago.
Xu put the watch back to its original place.This is fine.Tell Brother Rui not to be so innocent anymore. "It's just that the impact is a bit big. It hits home plate all at once."
Turning back again, I went out and stood at the top of the stairs to listen carefully.Make sure you didn't wake up your parents downstairs.
After all, this is a bit of a hassle to explain.Regardless of the fact that the parents misunderstood Lord Rabbit, no one wants to be discovered by their parents just about this hair/film.How do you have that disc.friend.Where did you go yesterday.internet cafe.look at you!Go to those unscrupulous places to see these dubious things!Internet cafes are not what you think.Do you bother to popularize these old things?What can he do if he is punished to stand for three days before speaking in anger.
After closing the door, looking back was Ziju's embarrassing face.
"What about people?"
"no one."
"Sure?"
"Brother, what do you think of these?"
"It was this when I opened it. Isn't it yours?"
"Obviously it's yours."
"Didn't you just say it belonged to your friend? Why did it become mine again?"
Xu, "..."
The two stared at each other silently for several seconds, listening to the rustling of the surrounding leaves.Xu Xi smiled.It was brother, I was wrong, brother, you have a lot to forgive me.As he crawled over, he was about to get into the bed.
In the fiery autumn of July, Xu's hands and feet were cold.
Thinking that he was scared by himself outside the quilt, Ziju held his hand and rubbed him to warm him. "Why can't I give you all the heat in my body?"
Xu felt dizzy from the warmth of his brother Huoshan's arms.Lying on his brother's chest, he rubbed his hands and asked, "Brother, I'm serious. What kind of woman do you like? Let me find out for you. You are not young this year. Let's fall in love, two or three years. It’s not suitable to change to another one. Another two or three years. This is 17 or 18. I found the right one, and it happened to get a certificate and get married at the coming of age ceremony. Parents are looking forward to it.”
Ziju smiled wryly, but did not answer.
Where did Xu gossip about how a woman is most beautiful when she is in her [-]s and [-]s, when the cardamom is on the tip.Tired of talking, Ziju picked his chin and lifted his little face.Stare into his big innocent eyes.Kissed the charming red mole at the corner of his eye.
"I like to act like a baby. It feels a little fleshy and soft. It doesn't matter if I'm sick. I always have medicine on me."
Ziju was referring to Xu.But he knew that Xu would not know this.In his eyes, there is no self.What he has in his heart is his brother, not him.
Xu was dumbfounded in horror.Ziju frowned.Panic.Could it be that he was so smart that he finally discovered something?
It is said that long-term pain is not as good as short-term pain.But it's like a toothache.I forgot sweetly for a while, and then my heart started to hurt again.If this is really a knife, it will be broken, but even the fake advantage will not be taken.Ziju doesn't want Xu to find out his feelings again.
Xu took a deep breath, "I didn't expect you to be such a good brother/wife!"
Turned on the phone again and flicked, "This, it's about being unwilling to be lonely during the confinement period. But friends' wives should not be bullied. The three views are not correct. It was the result of this early pregnancy that I got pregnant twice. Of course it's not Lao Wang's next door. .”
"Pervert." Ziju yelled angrily, and slapped the phone away with his paw.It hit the ground.In the dead silence, the sound of the broken screen was heard.
Xu got up, lifted the quilt, pointed at Ziju's face and scolded, "It's just watching a movie. Do you want to be so serious? Besides, aren't you the pervert who likes a man/wife? You give me back 32 g seeds!"
"This thing is not nutritious. Don't look at it. Throw it away." He pulled out the USB flash drive.With a wave of his hand, the pink parabola passed, and hit the basketball of Yingmu Huadao on the wall. U disk, broken.
Xu's five fingers stuck into his hair and stood up.I remember watching a movie on a Friday night in a rental house, and cleaning the dormitory the next day.The rebirth of a vigorous body cannot be changed.Food and sex are also human nature.This is still the famous saying of Confucius.
Xu tugged at Ziju's collar just to shake it. "Brother, do you want to destroy human desires? This is someone else's USB flash drive!"
Ziju wasn't angry at all. "Just buy another USB flash drive."
"But what's inside,"
"What's in it! It's not healthy or pure. It's best to throw it away. Go to sleep."
He was fished into the bed and locked tightly in his arms.The aggrieved Xu was angry.The quilt moved.Xu got to the end of the bed, and the two slept head to toe.Ziju turned his head again.The quilt bulged and fell.Ziju hugged him.Xu struggled.Ziju hugged her tightly.Xu struggled.He had to turn around.Kick him, "Brother, don't hold back. Go to the toilet and solve it."
Ziju shook his head, buried his head on his back, his voice was very nasal. "You don't move."
"Brother, there's no shame in that kind of thing. It's a need, just like eating and sleeping. It's normal."
His back was a little wet, and Ziju cried.
Ziju looked at the back of Xu's head, could he tell Ziju's bitter forbidden love?cannot.No matter how tight the hug was, there was still a gap of skin.Between them, there is still this whole body of flesh and blood, and the same surname.Ziju endured it, feeling extremely uncomfortable.
He especially wanted to turn the person beside him over, kiss him all over his body, blurt out those three words in his silent resistance, and find a reason to leave this house and this person under a slap or a fist.He prayed, God, please sentence me to death quickly.Just because life imprisonment is too difficult.
Xu turned around and became a face-to-face pose.
Ziju sensed what he was going to do.Hastily broke his body over. "No. Turn back."
The quilt twitched rapidly.Ziju rolled out of bed, threw himself on the floor, and woke up.
Ziju sniffled, stood up while covering the back of his head, and stammered, "I, I'm going to the toilet."
Xu sighed.With such a thin skin, how can he find a sister-in-law for him!After staying outside for a while, he couldn't figure out who would like his brother's rigid personality now. "I don't want to." Drilling into the quilt, he wrapped himself up like a bug.
Lying on the pillow, Xu felt strange. "How did I grow from a boy to a man all of a sudden?"
In those youthful years, Sandang's family sat at a table made illegally by others, smoking Marlboro and blowing out smoke rings.
"Hey, if you like someone, you have to say it."
"What are you talking about. It's her first day at work, and she has bad hands and feet. I'm so tired, I'll give this silly girl some practice!"
Ju drank the paid milk tea, and pulled up the straw to suck on the milk cap on the upper layer.His eyes went straight to the clumsy, buxom beauty clerk in the opposite department store.
"I hear you bragging! You've gone to other people's stores to buy your third pack of Marlboros!"
The third master shakes the cigarette case.It was so full that I couldn't shake it out. "Look, you are a non-smoker again. I bought it to honor your fat grandfather and me. I smoked as hard as I could. There are two elders in the family, and your fat grandfather can't take it home to hide and smoke slowly. For you For the sake of the health of the fat grandpa, hurry up and bring back my whole sister-in-law."
Ju likes this feeling of brotherhood the most.Why do you join the underworld?Half of it is because of this elder brother Xi Yin.
The next day, a silver private car parked in front of the small shop.Two maids came down and led the clerk to the car door.The person inside only slightly raised his hand, but the beautiful shop assistant reached out and held it.After that, Xu had no more.
"I'm going! Where did the big president come from chasing the silly white sweet little wife? He even loosened the screws. I don't cry. There are many good girls in the world."
"I didn't cry."
"Don't cry, why is your face so long? Where is the oil bottle?"
The third master took a deep breath.Yan'er's Huoyan seemed to be half short. "I'm not talking about you! Cry when you love to cry, laugh when you love to laugh, say whatever you like! You love to act coquettishly and sneak into your mother's bed! What's the point of living so aggrieved?"
He always has only one way to comfort people, slap your back, and slap your choked bones out.kind of.The more attentive the comfort, the harder the force.
"Easy! What if I am comforted to death by you?"
Xi Yin, a fat man covered in flesh, waved his hand.The fat ball lightly slapped away his well-intentioned.
"If you are comforted to death, then your mother and grandmother, brothers will be filial for you,"
"Your children, brother will take care of me?" Ju pretended to be relaxed.
After hearing Ju Na's words, everyone in the small team knew that it was not sad.They applaud the heroes.Shaking their heads neatly, they continued to recite: "Your daughter-in-law,"
"Brothers will handle it for you."
The original saying is that everyone will take care of you.This person tampered with it without authorization, and it was out of shape.Sure enough, a good meal of "beating" was summoned.
Xi Yin fiercely stretched out his claws. "court death!"
Mount Tai is still very imposing.A small piece like a bamboo pole was pressed to the ground.There is no pressure to plead guilty and beg for mercy.
"Hey hey hey! I was wrong. Three masters, just kidding. Please forgive me! Besides, don't you have a wife yet?"
Who knows that Xi Yin will never let him go.Stretching out his big hand, "I'll kill you with your mouth!"
The scene is too bloody.The squirming body is filled with the breath of the Eighteen Taboos.Haha is the belly twitching from laughter.
The timid Tuanzi tugged on his sleeve to plead for mercy. "Second Brother Ning! Go up and say something. Someone is going to die!"
Ju clenched his fists at the rolling people on the ground. "The noble character of self-sacrifice, cutting flesh and feeding tigers in this short joke really moved me beyond measure. The title of the second captain of the No. [-] squad, I will be in your place right now."
Tuanzi was stunned for a while with his hand pulling his sleeve.The first thing I realized was that I pointed at the person's nose and questioned: "Second brother Ning, what your mother gave you last night, could it be a costume drama movie? You stayed up all night to finish watching it? You are like this! You are going to lose it sooner or later. Ours! I tell you."
"What a great costume drama! When will the grievances be repaid. The debtor has the owner. The debts of our No. [-] team are all on Xiaoduanzi's head! This will clear the two generations' debts!"
"My pussy!"
"good idea!"
"It really is Brother Ning! You can see the truth of life by watching the eight o'clock file!"
"I also bought 300 yuan of lotion. Duanzi, remember to pay for me before going. Ha."
When the little beauty opened her mouth, Tuanzi immediately stood up, resolutely selling out his teammates for his wife.
"Brother Duanzi! In the coming year, no, there is no money this year. In the coming year, during the Qingming Festival and the Chongyang Festival, there will be a Yulan Basin. Brothers will burn two big golden pigs for you! You can go there with peace of mind!"
"What the hell! The third master! Duanzi, you are a pervert! Hahahaha! No. Don't!"
3 minutes of silence for the poor little joke.Sentimental first love.Timid boy.I only know how to swing a stick, but I don't know when flowers bloom in the world.
Xu sometimes felt that the reason he lived his life again was because God wanted him to remember these sweet little things that he didn't realize at the time, and only when he thought about it, he realized that he had lost all of them.
Or maybe he has always been a person with no ambitions, the present life is true, and the previous life was false.Naturally, the achievements of those struggles, the death of the No. [-], and the status of the leader are nothing but passing clouds.
"How nice it is now."
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Xu Houjue, who was woken up by Huo Shankou, realized that he was still in Yiling Internet Cafe at some point, with the earphones on his head that Uncle Yi personally put on for him.Even the milk cover of the white porcelain bowl is still full and has not been eaten.
Listening to Mr. Rabbit's nagging, the milk-feeding Gai just got rid of Payson and escaped, and gave Huo Shan button for repairs. Seeing that Mr. Rabbit was sacked by Beta first, it was all like a dream, as if it had never happened.
"What time is it?" Xu was a little flustered.
"Two o'clock in the afternoon. You have been sleeping since you gave me your phone. Sleeping until now."
"I've been here," Xu pointed at the seat, "sleeping?"
"Yes. I saw that you were sleeping so soundly and smiling so sweetly, so I didn't wake you up. But your expression was wrong just now. I'm afraid you're having a nightmare again. Instead of being frightened awake by the nightmare, it's better to wake you up in advance. So I shook you awake."
"I've always been, always," Xu asked again, pointing to the seat. "Here, sleeping?"
"Huo is right. Are you sleepy?" Uncle Yi said.
"That's right. My saliva flowed out from sleep. What beauty do you think of?" Aunt Yi teased him.
Probably used some method that only they know.It's better not to expose yourself.You already know what you need to know.
It doesn't matter what method is used.Xu thought for a while, nodded, took off the earphones that had no noise on his head, and echoed their lies. "Yeah. I think of my wife and daughter-in-law."
Huo Shankou was not happy.Yang Yang held the phone in his hand, "The red dot is a tracker, which has been eliminated by my apprentice. Is my apprentice very powerful?"
"Hmm. Very powerful."
Realizing that Xu's compliment was perfunctory, Huo Shankou pulled a table and sat down to have a good talk with him. "Aren't you curious about who my apprentice is?"
"Oh. Who is your apprentice?"
Xu was still immersed in the shocking truth brought to him by Lord Rabbit, his eyes were fixed on a drop of water on the table as if he wanted to see a vast ocean, but he didn't look at anyone.He wiped it with his hand, put his finger in his mouth and licked it.It doesn't have that minty flavor, nor does it have the bitterness that comes with the second sip.It's not the kind of mint tea made by Lord Rabbit.
"What are you doing?" Huo Shankou was terrified.Grab his hand that eats. "You can't drink from the table even if you're thirsty. Wait."
Xu was also frightened by the high decibels when he panicked.Usually, people are as indifferent as a chrysanthemum, but it is also very scary to get angry.It's the kind of fear of the unknown.Because I don't know what it is like for Huo Shan to get angry, so I can't talk about coping.
Xu sat blankly, waiting, watching Huo Shankou go to the bar to make him lemonade to wake him up.
"Uncle Yi is always very considerate. I'm not busy right now. Why did I forget to add water for you? Drink this. Don't eat milk caps! Are you not tired? Nothing nutritious."
Xu watched the milk cap being thrown away, and turned the hand holding the spoon to poke the lemon to make it more sour.
I kept silent all the time, and continued to listen to him bragging about how his amazing little apprentice broke through thousands of troops by himself, lurking in the wild, and shot to the head.How to learn python in one month, master it in three months, and help him rebuild Rishengchang's debt system in three years.
Huo Shankou exaggerated his apprentice's hype, and his words were miraculous.One last sentence, "This learning speed, tsk tsk tsk! Just copy and paste at the same typing speed. I also know how to draw inferences from one instance. Learn from the wrong code. Only better is not the best. What kind of master am I? This is what I call a master. .This is genius!"
Thirsty as he spoke, he snatched Xu's cup and drank half a glass of lemonade in one gulp, "sour." He frowned and immediately let go.Take your time and ask, "You don't want to know who this person is?"
Xu knew who he was talking about.Shaking his head, he clenched his fist under the table and let it go.Make sure your trance state is over.The right to control the body is in his own hands again.
Xu quietly breathed a sigh of relief.He smiled at Huo Shankou, "Who is it? I'm curious."
Huo Shankou was very satisfied with his answer.Eyes narrowed into a slit. "you guess."
Xu pouted and asked him to give a hint, "Well~ I can't guess."
"There is a person who doesn't call me Huo like everyone else, only he can call me that."
"Little Huohuo?"
Huo Shankou: "...you don't know if you are my apprentice? Do you want me to tell you?"
"Oh! I'm stupid. Who else?"
Xu Shixu pretended to be too stupid, and Huo Shan was in a hurry. "Who keeps calling me Teacher Huo?"
"My brother?"
"Bingguo!" Huo Shan clasped his hands to compare two cockroaches, blinked, and pointed at Xu. "You're so smart! Yes. That's the Python I taught him."
Putting down his hands, he hurriedly warned him, "But don't tell him I said it. The guy from Ziju said he was going to steal my tower, destroy my equipment, and defeat all [-] games in Steam. I can only tell you that I am a teacher. He is, tsk, that’s it. He is just a button away from letting others know what he is doing.”
Xu knew from the time when he jumped to five classes in a row from the sixth class of the first grade that this brother was smarter than himself in his previous life, loved and good at studying.He lied to himself that it was because the environment was better, without his noisy and annoying brother.
actually not.The real luminous pearl cannot conceal its own light even in a bright hall.
Ziju is different from Juju.He likes codes and calls Xiao Huo Huo Teacher Huo.
He likes to study.When he was reading, he was as quiet as a statue.This is something that jumping up and down can never be done.
In addition, Ziju also likes to pester him.Take him in your arms and bite him savagely.I was also worried about leaving marks, so I didn't dare to use too much force.
Looking at the faint and dense tooth marks on his back every night when he took a bath, Xu couldn't persuade himself to draw an equal sign between Ziju and Ju.Master Rabbit's words made this point even more clear.
I chose the road less traveled by, and I was doomed to give up the blooming flowers on the other side.
Huo Shankou hoped that he would listen when he knew.Huo Shankou asked him to pretend not to know, so he pretended not to know.Huo Shankou asked him to swear.He just raised three fingers and said nonsense about swallowing a thousand needles.It's very perfunctory.
"Let me tell you one more thing. I did the technical support of Xishan Island and earned the shares of Rarity Company. Shares! I just wait for the money to be credited to the account every month. No need to work! Retire! Realize financial freedom!"
"congratulations!"
"It was thanks to someone else. I won't tell you who that person is. Let him find a suitable opportunity to tell you."
"Okay. I'll wait then."
Taking back his mobile phone, taking the hello Kitty U disk that Aunt Yi hid from Huo Shan behind his back, Xu went home with a lot of worries.
Is there anything else to tell him?Master Rabbit is not such a reckless person.
When I got home, I took a shower in Ziju, picked the big lock, slipped into the study, and plugged it into the computer.The picture was pitch black.
Xu thought it was broken.Putting on the earphones, the clear and jade-like first-level Mandarin came from the computer. "Pisces Jade Pendant..."
It turned out to be one of the episodes of the Dynasty documentary.
In the old shop, I watched his veteran with withered vines slowly lift the needle and lightly place it on the vinyl record.I thought that when I was going to play old songs to myself, the store was full of young men's voices in high spirits.
"My family's moat," "My brother's favorite," "When I was young," "I'm so happy!"
That is an episode that Xu watched in the old board shop about the construction and legend of the five moats of the imperial city.
Legend has it that this documentary was recorded and produced by the Seventh Prince himself.
After listening to the words of the Seventh Prince holding Jinshan recordings and showing off to the world with relish.Xu still couldn't guess what Aunt Yi's intention was.
Just as he was about to take off his earphones, suddenly, a familiar voice came from inside that he was used to hearing in West Street.
He froze.The unsightly picture appeared at this moment.His face turned red, and he almost forgot to turn it off and just watched the porn.Fortunately, he finally remembered to turn off the computer.
Aunt Yi!
Xu really wanted to shout to the sky: I am still a primary school student!You show me this kind of thing?
He opened the window with the USB flash drive and waved his hand to throw it away.
Thinking back, this is not my own thing, so I have to keep it well and not throw it away.
Then, after reading it, I will pay it back tomorrow.
Xuzhen stuffed it into Xi's room on the first floor where no one had slept for a long time.Take a shower on the second floor.
On the bed, Ziju's laptop was plugged into the pink USB flash drive he got from Aunt Yi.Watching porn with a blank face.
Ziju waited for him to listen for several minutes.Seeing Xu's face froze, he pressed pause, and said coldly, "Explain."
"Brother, how can you come into my room and look at my things casually? It's rude, you know? You can't do this. I don't like you like this. You can't do this again in the future, do you know?"
"explain."
"Uh."
Ziju covered her handbag, hehe twice, "Girl fan, how cute. Don't tell me this is your thing."
"Uh, um, brother, of course it's not mine. My friend put it here for safekeeping."
"Which friend?"
"you do not know."
Ziju held up Li Xu's phone, "Which one do you think it is? I'll call and ask, who is so shameless! Let my 11-year-old brother keep these bad and unhealthy ones,"
By the end he was blushing.For a moment, I couldn't speak the dirty term.Repeated only once, "You said."
Roaring, Xu covered his little heart and hid in the corner, grabbing his ears and squatting down.After a while, Xu stood up refreshed, and walked over confidently and confidently.He snatched back his earphones, sat down carelessly, stretched out his arms and hugged Ziju, who was a head taller than him, and leaned against his head.Swipe the phone with one hand.
"Brother, do you like big breasts or small breasts? This one, in nurse clothes, 36D."
Ziju saw that his 11-year-old brother, who had just started growing, had all these unsightly photos and videos on his cell phone.Don't know where it came from.Sliding all the way down without a head.He didn't feel ashamed, and he still looked like someone who had come here, telling him what this game is like, and what that is.
Ziju suppressed the rising anger in his heart, took a picture of his cell phone, and overwhelmed him.Looking at his face carefully, he said seriously, "I like breastless ones."
Ziju's angry breath sprayed on Xu's face.Mr. Xu, who was lying on his back on the bed, had the illusion that he was being crushed by a lion and a tiger, and that guy was blowing at him with his bloody mouth open.
He turned his face away and reached out to touch the phone. "Then this, a bartender disguised as a man. A very handsome woman. Full of desire to conquer."
At this point, you dare to admit it shamelessly? !
Where did this stinky ruffian get his bad temper?
Ziju snorted and let him go.Xu was rescued for a while, sat up and grabbed the phone desperately pressing the back button.
He is not such a shameless person.But at that time, it was better to live than to die.His desire to survive is still very strong.
Ziju got into bed and wanted to cover himself with a quilt to sleep, so he ignored him.Xu stood up and rushed over to apologize.An accident happened.
He tripped over the earphones and knocked his head on the play button.
A man, when the scissors went off, the clothes he brushed were torn apart.Another man began to cry.Crying and crying changed.
"Shut down!"
"Where is it?"
"I come."
Listening to the "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" of the public release, the two brothers frantically turned off their phones.There was the sound of a stool falling from the balcony.
"Brother Rui!"
"I'll go." Xu said and chased him out.
Jumping into the Yellow River at this moment can't wash it off.of two men?what happened?Aunt Yi, you are really a vegetarian!Or do you think I'm such a messy person?
When I went to the balcony, I saw three-color watches on the table.When I picked it up and touched it, the watch was still warm. It seemed that someone had just been playing with it not long ago.
Xu put the watch back to its original place.This is fine.Tell Brother Rui not to be so innocent anymore. "It's just that the impact is a bit big. It hits home plate all at once."
Turning back again, I went out and stood at the top of the stairs to listen carefully.Make sure you didn't wake up your parents downstairs.
After all, this is a bit of a hassle to explain.Regardless of the fact that the parents misunderstood Lord Rabbit, no one wants to be discovered by their parents just about this hair/film.How do you have that disc.friend.Where did you go yesterday.internet cafe.look at you!Go to those unscrupulous places to see these dubious things!Internet cafes are not what you think.Do you bother to popularize these old things?What can he do if he is punished to stand for three days before speaking in anger.
After closing the door, looking back was Ziju's embarrassing face.
"What about people?"
"no one."
"Sure?"
"Brother, what do you think of these?"
"It was this when I opened it. Isn't it yours?"
"Obviously it's yours."
"Didn't you just say it belonged to your friend? Why did it become mine again?"
Xu, "..."
The two stared at each other silently for several seconds, listening to the rustling of the surrounding leaves.Xu Xi smiled.It was brother, I was wrong, brother, you have a lot to forgive me.As he crawled over, he was about to get into the bed.
In the fiery autumn of July, Xu's hands and feet were cold.
Thinking that he was scared by himself outside the quilt, Ziju held his hand and rubbed him to warm him. "Why can't I give you all the heat in my body?"
Xu felt dizzy from the warmth of his brother Huoshan's arms.Lying on his brother's chest, he rubbed his hands and asked, "Brother, I'm serious. What kind of woman do you like? Let me find out for you. You are not young this year. Let's fall in love, two or three years. It’s not suitable to change to another one. Another two or three years. This is 17 or 18. I found the right one, and it happened to get a certificate and get married at the coming of age ceremony. Parents are looking forward to it.”
Ziju smiled wryly, but did not answer.
Where did Xu gossip about how a woman is most beautiful when she is in her [-]s and [-]s, when the cardamom is on the tip.Tired of talking, Ziju picked his chin and lifted his little face.Stare into his big innocent eyes.Kissed the charming red mole at the corner of his eye.
"I like to act like a baby. It feels a little fleshy and soft. It doesn't matter if I'm sick. I always have medicine on me."
Ziju was referring to Xu.But he knew that Xu would not know this.In his eyes, there is no self.What he has in his heart is his brother, not him.
Xu was dumbfounded in horror.Ziju frowned.Panic.Could it be that he was so smart that he finally discovered something?
It is said that long-term pain is not as good as short-term pain.But it's like a toothache.I forgot sweetly for a while, and then my heart started to hurt again.If this is really a knife, it will be broken, but even the fake advantage will not be taken.Ziju doesn't want Xu to find out his feelings again.
Xu took a deep breath, "I didn't expect you to be such a good brother/wife!"
Turned on the phone again and flicked, "This, it's about being unwilling to be lonely during the confinement period. But friends' wives should not be bullied. The three views are not correct. It was the result of this early pregnancy that I got pregnant twice. Of course it's not Lao Wang's next door. .”
"Pervert." Ziju yelled angrily, and slapped the phone away with his paw.It hit the ground.In the dead silence, the sound of the broken screen was heard.
Xu got up, lifted the quilt, pointed at Ziju's face and scolded, "It's just watching a movie. Do you want to be so serious? Besides, aren't you the pervert who likes a man/wife? You give me back 32 g seeds!"
"This thing is not nutritious. Don't look at it. Throw it away." He pulled out the USB flash drive.With a wave of his hand, the pink parabola passed, and hit the basketball of Yingmu Huadao on the wall. U disk, broken.
Xu's five fingers stuck into his hair and stood up.I remember watching a movie on a Friday night in a rental house, and cleaning the dormitory the next day.The rebirth of a vigorous body cannot be changed.Food and sex are also human nature.This is still the famous saying of Confucius.
Xu tugged at Ziju's collar just to shake it. "Brother, do you want to destroy human desires? This is someone else's USB flash drive!"
Ziju wasn't angry at all. "Just buy another USB flash drive."
"But what's inside,"
"What's in it! It's not healthy or pure. It's best to throw it away. Go to sleep."
He was fished into the bed and locked tightly in his arms.The aggrieved Xu was angry.The quilt moved.Xu got to the end of the bed, and the two slept head to toe.Ziju turned his head again.The quilt bulged and fell.Ziju hugged him.Xu struggled.Ziju hugged her tightly.Xu struggled.He had to turn around.Kick him, "Brother, don't hold back. Go to the toilet and solve it."
Ziju shook his head, buried his head on his back, his voice was very nasal. "You don't move."
"Brother, there's no shame in that kind of thing. It's a need, just like eating and sleeping. It's normal."
His back was a little wet, and Ziju cried.
Ziju looked at the back of Xu's head, could he tell Ziju's bitter forbidden love?cannot.No matter how tight the hug was, there was still a gap of skin.Between them, there is still this whole body of flesh and blood, and the same surname.Ziju endured it, feeling extremely uncomfortable.
He especially wanted to turn the person beside him over, kiss him all over his body, blurt out those three words in his silent resistance, and find a reason to leave this house and this person under a slap or a fist.He prayed, God, please sentence me to death quickly.Just because life imprisonment is too difficult.
Xu turned around and became a face-to-face pose.
Ziju sensed what he was going to do.Hastily broke his body over. "No. Turn back."
The quilt twitched rapidly.Ziju rolled out of bed, threw himself on the floor, and woke up.
Ziju sniffled, stood up while covering the back of his head, and stammered, "I, I'm going to the toilet."
Xu sighed.With such a thin skin, how can he find a sister-in-law for him!After staying outside for a while, he couldn't figure out who would like his brother's rigid personality now. "I don't want to." Drilling into the quilt, he wrapped himself up like a bug.
Lying on the pillow, Xu felt strange. "How did I grow from a boy to a man all of a sudden?"
In those youthful years, Sandang's family sat at a table made illegally by others, smoking Marlboro and blowing out smoke rings.
"Hey, if you like someone, you have to say it."
"What are you talking about. It's her first day at work, and she has bad hands and feet. I'm so tired, I'll give this silly girl some practice!"
Ju drank the paid milk tea, and pulled up the straw to suck on the milk cap on the upper layer.His eyes went straight to the clumsy, buxom beauty clerk in the opposite department store.
"I hear you bragging! You've gone to other people's stores to buy your third pack of Marlboros!"
The third master shakes the cigarette case.It was so full that I couldn't shake it out. "Look, you are a non-smoker again. I bought it to honor your fat grandfather and me. I smoked as hard as I could. There are two elders in the family, and your fat grandfather can't take it home to hide and smoke slowly. For you For the sake of the health of the fat grandpa, hurry up and bring back my whole sister-in-law."
Ju likes this feeling of brotherhood the most.Why do you join the underworld?Half of it is because of this elder brother Xi Yin.
The next day, a silver private car parked in front of the small shop.Two maids came down and led the clerk to the car door.The person inside only slightly raised his hand, but the beautiful shop assistant reached out and held it.After that, Xu had no more.
"I'm going! Where did the big president come from chasing the silly white sweet little wife? He even loosened the screws. I don't cry. There are many good girls in the world."
"I didn't cry."
"Don't cry, why is your face so long? Where is the oil bottle?"
The third master took a deep breath.Yan'er's Huoyan seemed to be half short. "I'm not talking about you! Cry when you love to cry, laugh when you love to laugh, say whatever you like! You love to act coquettishly and sneak into your mother's bed! What's the point of living so aggrieved?"
He always has only one way to comfort people, slap your back, and slap your choked bones out.kind of.The more attentive the comfort, the harder the force.
"Easy! What if I am comforted to death by you?"
Xi Yin, a fat man covered in flesh, waved his hand.The fat ball lightly slapped away his well-intentioned.
"If you are comforted to death, then your mother and grandmother, brothers will be filial for you,"
"Your children, brother will take care of me?" Ju pretended to be relaxed.
After hearing Ju Na's words, everyone in the small team knew that it was not sad.They applaud the heroes.Shaking their heads neatly, they continued to recite: "Your daughter-in-law,"
"Brothers will handle it for you."
The original saying is that everyone will take care of you.This person tampered with it without authorization, and it was out of shape.Sure enough, a good meal of "beating" was summoned.
Xi Yin fiercely stretched out his claws. "court death!"
Mount Tai is still very imposing.A small piece like a bamboo pole was pressed to the ground.There is no pressure to plead guilty and beg for mercy.
"Hey hey hey! I was wrong. Three masters, just kidding. Please forgive me! Besides, don't you have a wife yet?"
Who knows that Xi Yin will never let him go.Stretching out his big hand, "I'll kill you with your mouth!"
The scene is too bloody.The squirming body is filled with the breath of the Eighteen Taboos.Haha is the belly twitching from laughter.
The timid Tuanzi tugged on his sleeve to plead for mercy. "Second Brother Ning! Go up and say something. Someone is going to die!"
Ju clenched his fists at the rolling people on the ground. "The noble character of self-sacrifice, cutting flesh and feeding tigers in this short joke really moved me beyond measure. The title of the second captain of the No. [-] squad, I will be in your place right now."
Tuanzi was stunned for a while with his hand pulling his sleeve.The first thing I realized was that I pointed at the person's nose and questioned: "Second brother Ning, what your mother gave you last night, could it be a costume drama movie? You stayed up all night to finish watching it? You are like this! You are going to lose it sooner or later. Ours! I tell you."
"What a great costume drama! When will the grievances be repaid. The debtor has the owner. The debts of our No. [-] team are all on Xiaoduanzi's head! This will clear the two generations' debts!"
"My pussy!"
"good idea!"
"It really is Brother Ning! You can see the truth of life by watching the eight o'clock file!"
"I also bought 300 yuan of lotion. Duanzi, remember to pay for me before going. Ha."
When the little beauty opened her mouth, Tuanzi immediately stood up, resolutely selling out his teammates for his wife.
"Brother Duanzi! In the coming year, no, there is no money this year. In the coming year, during the Qingming Festival and the Chongyang Festival, there will be a Yulan Basin. Brothers will burn two big golden pigs for you! You can go there with peace of mind!"
"What the hell! The third master! Duanzi, you are a pervert! Hahahaha! No. Don't!"
3 minutes of silence for the poor little joke.Sentimental first love.Timid boy.I only know how to swing a stick, but I don't know when flowers bloom in the world.
Xu sometimes felt that the reason he lived his life again was because God wanted him to remember these sweet little things that he didn't realize at the time, and only when he thought about it, he realized that he had lost all of them.
Or maybe he has always been a person with no ambitions, the present life is true, and the previous life was false.Naturally, the achievements of those struggles, the death of the No. [-], and the status of the leader are nothing but passing clouds.
"How nice it is now."
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