rebirth infinite rebirth
Chapter 83 Father and Son 2 Stupid
As a test preparer at Tianya, Ziju understood Xu's feeling that he didn't want to study.He took his younger brother into the room, covered him with a quilt, and played PSP.The sound of the bed shaking came from the room of the white sailboat on the second floor.
"Kill!"
"Brother is doing great!"
Downstairs, Liao Tianrui just came back.Seeing that Huo Shankou was not busy in the kitchen as usual, but was sitting in the living room playing video games.I'm a little angry. "What have you been doing all day?"
Huo Shan smiled and drew a circle with his left thumb.He replied, "Bullying children."
Upstairs, there are mourners in the quilt.
"Critical attack."
"Our team members were violently killed."
"Game, over."
I originally planned to take my brother to play video games to make him happy.Unexpectedly, I would meet a great god, the equipment was gone, and the battle suit was ruined. It was very embarrassing to throw away the helmet and armor.
Xu knew who the No. [-] god was.He took advantage of the fact that Huo Shan couldn't get online, so he gave the account to Payson, so he came up and prepared to abuse food.
This coquettish move, who else is not Xiao Huo Huo himself?
Kicked open the PSP, tore open the packaging and devoured it.Xu didn't want to learn anything, and didn't want to care about anything.He wants to turn grief and anger into appetite!
That night, Xu lost his temper and refused to go downstairs for dinner.He neither eats Ziju nor eats.
Xu pushed him on the bed, "When you grow up."
"I grew up every day before I was a minor. But you, if you missed this time, you don't know if there will be a next time."
Xu stared at his brother's long hands and feet, which were almost twice as long as his, and bit down hard.
How could he not grow up! ?Whether it's body or mind, it's still the same childishness!
When I came downstairs and saw Huo Shankou, my heart became angry, and I insisted on eating thick egg yakiniku, oden, octopus balls, or eight-legged red sausage.
Huo Shankou held the Yangzhou fried rice specially made for him, who hadn't eaten dinner, and tickled his ears thinking he heard it wrong.
"What intestines? Eight-legged intestines?"
Xudu grunted, climbed upstairs and fought with Huo Shankou for two days.No one pays attention to anyone.
Ning Zheng got into the bed of the two brothers and didn't talk about the majesty of his grandfather Ning Ri.Holding an accountant's book upside down in his hand, he sat on the bed and read it.I haven't seen him turn a page for a long time.
Next to him, Ziju set up a small table on the bed to do his homework.With one hand, he secretly held the little hand of his sleeping brother under the blanket.
Huo Shankou wanted to teach him to study, so Xu asked what DW is.Huo Shankou said he was wrong.Not at all cooperative.
Ju is a veritable scumbag. 290 It all depends on the tutoring of jokes.After Duan Zi's family had an accident, he risked being discovered by his grandfather and begged Zhen Aojiao, who was still in good health at the time, to take him to Jiujianfang to find the third master to tutor him.
He can rely on his grandson's status as a treasure, and rely on his youth and ignorance to get close to the third head of the family.Xi Yin can't.Xi Yin is the third head of the Risheng Society.He is the son of Ning Zheng who wants to "build a white economy".This cannot be changed in any way.
So he finally recited the answer given by the joke.
After sleeping for a day, at sunset, he got up, opened the glass cabinet, and took out a pair of walnuts, a pack of dried fish, family photos, a camera, a pair of high-fidelity headphones, a statue of Dripping Avalokitesvara, and a set of overlords. Fae Ji's costume.
All scattered on the bed.Holding the two four-storied stones stolen from Xiyin's room in his hand, he buried his head in the pillow.
Once upon a time, that person shouted at him from the rear of the car: Those are the walnuts left by his father's father for his father, don't crack them open and eat them.
Hahaha.Smiling and laughing, he stood up with the car seat in his hands, and he clearly saw that the third master was crying.
"Hahaha!"
Xu laughed out loud with his face up, closed his eyes, and found that his pillow was a bit cold, reached out to touch it, and was wet with tears.
"Brother, Third Master, Brother Mo, Brother Rui, Duanzi, Lizi, Tuanzi, Little Beauty, Mouse, Daughter-in-law, Wife, Dad, Mom, Grandpa, Sister-in-law, Aunt Tuantuan,"
He read these names randomly, and asked repeatedly, "Then where are you? Xiaoju misses you. Don't you love Xiaoju? Don't you all want me? Why am I the only one alive? Why, why,"
Never want to think, in fact, never forget.At this moment, thoughts surged up from under the bed board like a tide.Alone, he was overwhelmed by thoughts, struggling, and felt lonely and helpless for the second time since his rebirth.
The first time, he shot himself in the middle of the sycamore flowers.
This time, what can he do?
As the person in the nightmare said, commit suicide and do it all over again?
For your own stupidity?
That's real stupidity.
"There's nothing that can't be solved. Tomorrow, I have to apologize to Xiao Huohuo first." As he spoke, he covered his head with a costume, as if he had buried himself.
It was already midnight when Xu woke up again.The moon is on the top of the magnolia.
He curled up into a ball in Ziju's arms.The costumes were taken away at some point.Neatly stacked in a glass cabinet.The four buildings, Dripping Guanyin and other sundries are also neatly placed one by one.
"What's wrong?" Ziju asked softly, kissing his forehead.
Xu hugged him tightly, gritted his teeth and promised, "Brother, I want to be admitted to Memorial Middle School with you."
"Well. You said it. Teacher Huo said that you only ate a bowl of red bean paste today. Remember to eat tomorrow. You can't starve to death."
"This time, if I fail the exam, I will swallow a thousand and one needles! One more than my brother-in-law!"
Ziju's eyes were still closed.Hearing this, the corners of his mouth slightly curved.Kissed his forehead and said, "Yes. Remember to eat tomorrow."
Their brother-in-law always puts up three fingers and swears to swallow a thousand needles.
"If Mr. Wen Lang doesn't marry me this year, I will swallow a thousand needles!"
Her mother Wen Wan told them that when she first entered Wen's house as an adopted daughter, she heard this little kid swearing after a servant, she heard that she was married, and she heard that her son was born now.Never saw him swallow a needle.
At that time, the mother covered her lips and laughed.However, soon, Liao Tianrui, who was studying in the United States, received good news.
Wen Fang finally married himself.The mother teased him again on the phone, "Oh, Fanger, congratulations!"
Wen Fang thought that the second sister wanted to bless her wedding.Who knew it meant, "You don't need to swallow a thousand needles every year."
The phone hummed and hung up.
He called back in less than 5 minutes and asked his second sister, the only one in his family who had experience in marriage, what to do if the newlywed Yan Er was nostalgic for not returning home for two days.
"Two days?"
"I went out at 10 o'clock last night, and now it's past 12 o'clock! It's past 12:01!"
Only then did Wen Wan realize that there was a time difference between Anju Island and the United States. "He'll come back after you sleep. Miss him that much?"
"Who misses him! I don't! Go to sleep! I'll lie to you and swallow a thousand needles!"
At three o'clock in the afternoon on Anju Island, Wen Wan answered the phone.Over there crying, "Second Sister, I, I can't sleep."
"Swallow a thousand needles."
"WoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooophoneOnly heard: "Lang Jun!"
The man swooped out without even calling.Wen Fang said that as long as he swears, an angel will help him realize his wish.So he always said to swallow a thousand needles.
Xu said one thousand and one needles.Xu is serious.The extra one was used to sew his mouth shut.Members of the Sunrise Society will do what they say, without any second thoughts.
In the early morning, Dongfang turned out fish belly white, and a guest came to Duan's pigsty.
Duanzi spreads the tablecloth brought by the guests, puts a peach on top and a plum on the bottom.
"That's called plums twice as many as peaches."
Today's topic is three peaches, three times as many plums as peaches, how many plums are there.
Duanzi put another one behind the plum. "It's called double."
Three plums are juxtaposed.Xu looked at the fresh peaches and plums, sucked his saliva, and rushed to answer: "I know! This is called plums are three times the size of peaches."
"Great! Put away the drool." Seeing his pouting is really pitiful. "Forget it. Reward you for the correct answer. Here. A plum."
After eating the plums, Juba wiped his mouth and continued to study.
"Come again."
He likes this teaching method.There will be rewards in the second second after learning.He is someone who can't wait for a moment.That's what he said, judging from his reincarnated appearance, Duanzi thinks it's the same.
Draw a line for the joke, and write the word peach next to it.Draw another line below.
"I know! Here are the plums!"
Xu was rewarded with another plum.
Duanzi draws a line of equal length on the plum.Point to the plum line.Ask, "Plums are from peaches?"
"double!"
"eat."
Xu only reached out to take the prize with permission.
Duanzi divides the peach line into three equal parts.Ask a few more times, Xu won't do it again.
The joke was helpless, "Start all over again."
Duanzi cut the peach into thirds. "Wait!" Duan Zi cut the peach in half and stopped moving.
Xu looked at the line and then at Tao Zi and the three plums.Chop the plums into thirds in my mind.suddenly see the light.Point to the line, "Three times nine! Nine times!"
"Smart!" The overjoyed Duanzi directly stuffed the peach into his mouth. "Well, by analogy. Let's replace peaches with apples. Plums with pears."
Duanzi changed several multiples and several kinds of fruits according to this question type.Because if you find a routine, you can do it all.I ate a little round belly.
Duanzi saw that he was a little full, so let him take a rest.Xu put his shoulders on the ground and breathed heavily.Said to speed up digestion.He also said that abdominal breathing was taught to him by his sister-in-law when she was pregnant.
Duan Zi laughed at him, "Your brother Ziju is only 11 years old this year, where did you get your pregnant sister-in-law?"
Xu rubbed his belly, smiled without saying a word.
Duanzi saw that he was not in the mood to continue eating, and this tutoring could not continue.Pull out a piece of paper, "I want to prove something. You take a piece of paper and write down anything that comes to your mind when it comes to your birthday. I'll write it too."
Home: Cake Candle Happy Birthday Mom and Dad Brother Uncle Ge Ge.
Duan Zi: Congratulations on birthday relatives and friends birthday party.
"Sure enough, it's not a grade."
"what?"
"It's okay. You eat. You are not good at understanding words. If there is any problem you can't do, just think about that kind of fruit, that kind of thing. You will know how to do math problems."
"Really?"
"Hmm. At least elementary school problems can be solved in this way." It was Huo Shankou who said this.
Holding a bento box in his hand, he got out of Liao Tianrui's car.
Soon another person came down.The tall and thin one was Ziju who was blown out of anger.
Ziju followed Liao Tianrui to pick up his younger brother.Seeing that their heads were so close together, he felt displeased, pushed Duanzi to the ground, and squeezed between them without saying a word.
Xu told him that today he would take tutoring at Duan Zi's house.I just didn't expect these two people to be able to express their feelings while doing their homework.It's a pity that his intestines are green.
Sit down, "Where is the teaching?" Ask clearly, brush up and write the answer, "Finish, let's go." Holding hands is about to pull Xu away.Xu grabbed his leg and refused to leave.
"Why?" Ziju said impatiently.
"Kill!"
"Brother is doing great!"
Downstairs, Liao Tianrui just came back.Seeing that Huo Shankou was not busy in the kitchen as usual, but was sitting in the living room playing video games.I'm a little angry. "What have you been doing all day?"
Huo Shan smiled and drew a circle with his left thumb.He replied, "Bullying children."
Upstairs, there are mourners in the quilt.
"Critical attack."
"Our team members were violently killed."
"Game, over."
I originally planned to take my brother to play video games to make him happy.Unexpectedly, I would meet a great god, the equipment was gone, and the battle suit was ruined. It was very embarrassing to throw away the helmet and armor.
Xu knew who the No. [-] god was.He took advantage of the fact that Huo Shan couldn't get online, so he gave the account to Payson, so he came up and prepared to abuse food.
This coquettish move, who else is not Xiao Huo Huo himself?
Kicked open the PSP, tore open the packaging and devoured it.Xu didn't want to learn anything, and didn't want to care about anything.He wants to turn grief and anger into appetite!
That night, Xu lost his temper and refused to go downstairs for dinner.He neither eats Ziju nor eats.
Xu pushed him on the bed, "When you grow up."
"I grew up every day before I was a minor. But you, if you missed this time, you don't know if there will be a next time."
Xu stared at his brother's long hands and feet, which were almost twice as long as his, and bit down hard.
How could he not grow up! ?Whether it's body or mind, it's still the same childishness!
When I came downstairs and saw Huo Shankou, my heart became angry, and I insisted on eating thick egg yakiniku, oden, octopus balls, or eight-legged red sausage.
Huo Shankou held the Yangzhou fried rice specially made for him, who hadn't eaten dinner, and tickled his ears thinking he heard it wrong.
"What intestines? Eight-legged intestines?"
Xudu grunted, climbed upstairs and fought with Huo Shankou for two days.No one pays attention to anyone.
Ning Zheng got into the bed of the two brothers and didn't talk about the majesty of his grandfather Ning Ri.Holding an accountant's book upside down in his hand, he sat on the bed and read it.I haven't seen him turn a page for a long time.
Next to him, Ziju set up a small table on the bed to do his homework.With one hand, he secretly held the little hand of his sleeping brother under the blanket.
Huo Shankou wanted to teach him to study, so Xu asked what DW is.Huo Shankou said he was wrong.Not at all cooperative.
Ju is a veritable scumbag. 290 It all depends on the tutoring of jokes.After Duan Zi's family had an accident, he risked being discovered by his grandfather and begged Zhen Aojiao, who was still in good health at the time, to take him to Jiujianfang to find the third master to tutor him.
He can rely on his grandson's status as a treasure, and rely on his youth and ignorance to get close to the third head of the family.Xi Yin can't.Xi Yin is the third head of the Risheng Society.He is the son of Ning Zheng who wants to "build a white economy".This cannot be changed in any way.
So he finally recited the answer given by the joke.
After sleeping for a day, at sunset, he got up, opened the glass cabinet, and took out a pair of walnuts, a pack of dried fish, family photos, a camera, a pair of high-fidelity headphones, a statue of Dripping Avalokitesvara, and a set of overlords. Fae Ji's costume.
All scattered on the bed.Holding the two four-storied stones stolen from Xiyin's room in his hand, he buried his head in the pillow.
Once upon a time, that person shouted at him from the rear of the car: Those are the walnuts left by his father's father for his father, don't crack them open and eat them.
Hahaha.Smiling and laughing, he stood up with the car seat in his hands, and he clearly saw that the third master was crying.
"Hahaha!"
Xu laughed out loud with his face up, closed his eyes, and found that his pillow was a bit cold, reached out to touch it, and was wet with tears.
"Brother, Third Master, Brother Mo, Brother Rui, Duanzi, Lizi, Tuanzi, Little Beauty, Mouse, Daughter-in-law, Wife, Dad, Mom, Grandpa, Sister-in-law, Aunt Tuantuan,"
He read these names randomly, and asked repeatedly, "Then where are you? Xiaoju misses you. Don't you love Xiaoju? Don't you all want me? Why am I the only one alive? Why, why,"
Never want to think, in fact, never forget.At this moment, thoughts surged up from under the bed board like a tide.Alone, he was overwhelmed by thoughts, struggling, and felt lonely and helpless for the second time since his rebirth.
The first time, he shot himself in the middle of the sycamore flowers.
This time, what can he do?
As the person in the nightmare said, commit suicide and do it all over again?
For your own stupidity?
That's real stupidity.
"There's nothing that can't be solved. Tomorrow, I have to apologize to Xiao Huohuo first." As he spoke, he covered his head with a costume, as if he had buried himself.
It was already midnight when Xu woke up again.The moon is on the top of the magnolia.
He curled up into a ball in Ziju's arms.The costumes were taken away at some point.Neatly stacked in a glass cabinet.The four buildings, Dripping Guanyin and other sundries are also neatly placed one by one.
"What's wrong?" Ziju asked softly, kissing his forehead.
Xu hugged him tightly, gritted his teeth and promised, "Brother, I want to be admitted to Memorial Middle School with you."
"Well. You said it. Teacher Huo said that you only ate a bowl of red bean paste today. Remember to eat tomorrow. You can't starve to death."
"This time, if I fail the exam, I will swallow a thousand and one needles! One more than my brother-in-law!"
Ziju's eyes were still closed.Hearing this, the corners of his mouth slightly curved.Kissed his forehead and said, "Yes. Remember to eat tomorrow."
Their brother-in-law always puts up three fingers and swears to swallow a thousand needles.
"If Mr. Wen Lang doesn't marry me this year, I will swallow a thousand needles!"
Her mother Wen Wan told them that when she first entered Wen's house as an adopted daughter, she heard this little kid swearing after a servant, she heard that she was married, and she heard that her son was born now.Never saw him swallow a needle.
At that time, the mother covered her lips and laughed.However, soon, Liao Tianrui, who was studying in the United States, received good news.
Wen Fang finally married himself.The mother teased him again on the phone, "Oh, Fanger, congratulations!"
Wen Fang thought that the second sister wanted to bless her wedding.Who knew it meant, "You don't need to swallow a thousand needles every year."
The phone hummed and hung up.
He called back in less than 5 minutes and asked his second sister, the only one in his family who had experience in marriage, what to do if the newlywed Yan Er was nostalgic for not returning home for two days.
"Two days?"
"I went out at 10 o'clock last night, and now it's past 12 o'clock! It's past 12:01!"
Only then did Wen Wan realize that there was a time difference between Anju Island and the United States. "He'll come back after you sleep. Miss him that much?"
"Who misses him! I don't! Go to sleep! I'll lie to you and swallow a thousand needles!"
At three o'clock in the afternoon on Anju Island, Wen Wan answered the phone.Over there crying, "Second Sister, I, I can't sleep."
"Swallow a thousand needles."
"WoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooophoneOnly heard: "Lang Jun!"
The man swooped out without even calling.Wen Fang said that as long as he swears, an angel will help him realize his wish.So he always said to swallow a thousand needles.
Xu said one thousand and one needles.Xu is serious.The extra one was used to sew his mouth shut.Members of the Sunrise Society will do what they say, without any second thoughts.
In the early morning, Dongfang turned out fish belly white, and a guest came to Duan's pigsty.
Duanzi spreads the tablecloth brought by the guests, puts a peach on top and a plum on the bottom.
"That's called plums twice as many as peaches."
Today's topic is three peaches, three times as many plums as peaches, how many plums are there.
Duanzi put another one behind the plum. "It's called double."
Three plums are juxtaposed.Xu looked at the fresh peaches and plums, sucked his saliva, and rushed to answer: "I know! This is called plums are three times the size of peaches."
"Great! Put away the drool." Seeing his pouting is really pitiful. "Forget it. Reward you for the correct answer. Here. A plum."
After eating the plums, Juba wiped his mouth and continued to study.
"Come again."
He likes this teaching method.There will be rewards in the second second after learning.He is someone who can't wait for a moment.That's what he said, judging from his reincarnated appearance, Duanzi thinks it's the same.
Draw a line for the joke, and write the word peach next to it.Draw another line below.
"I know! Here are the plums!"
Xu was rewarded with another plum.
Duanzi draws a line of equal length on the plum.Point to the plum line.Ask, "Plums are from peaches?"
"double!"
"eat."
Xu only reached out to take the prize with permission.
Duanzi divides the peach line into three equal parts.Ask a few more times, Xu won't do it again.
The joke was helpless, "Start all over again."
Duanzi cut the peach into thirds. "Wait!" Duan Zi cut the peach in half and stopped moving.
Xu looked at the line and then at Tao Zi and the three plums.Chop the plums into thirds in my mind.suddenly see the light.Point to the line, "Three times nine! Nine times!"
"Smart!" The overjoyed Duanzi directly stuffed the peach into his mouth. "Well, by analogy. Let's replace peaches with apples. Plums with pears."
Duanzi changed several multiples and several kinds of fruits according to this question type.Because if you find a routine, you can do it all.I ate a little round belly.
Duanzi saw that he was a little full, so let him take a rest.Xu put his shoulders on the ground and breathed heavily.Said to speed up digestion.He also said that abdominal breathing was taught to him by his sister-in-law when she was pregnant.
Duan Zi laughed at him, "Your brother Ziju is only 11 years old this year, where did you get your pregnant sister-in-law?"
Xu rubbed his belly, smiled without saying a word.
Duanzi saw that he was not in the mood to continue eating, and this tutoring could not continue.Pull out a piece of paper, "I want to prove something. You take a piece of paper and write down anything that comes to your mind when it comes to your birthday. I'll write it too."
Home: Cake Candle Happy Birthday Mom and Dad Brother Uncle Ge Ge.
Duan Zi: Congratulations on birthday relatives and friends birthday party.
"Sure enough, it's not a grade."
"what?"
"It's okay. You eat. You are not good at understanding words. If there is any problem you can't do, just think about that kind of fruit, that kind of thing. You will know how to do math problems."
"Really?"
"Hmm. At least elementary school problems can be solved in this way." It was Huo Shankou who said this.
Holding a bento box in his hand, he got out of Liao Tianrui's car.
Soon another person came down.The tall and thin one was Ziju who was blown out of anger.
Ziju followed Liao Tianrui to pick up his younger brother.Seeing that their heads were so close together, he felt displeased, pushed Duanzi to the ground, and squeezed between them without saying a word.
Xu told him that today he would take tutoring at Duan Zi's house.I just didn't expect these two people to be able to express their feelings while doing their homework.It's a pity that his intestines are green.
Sit down, "Where is the teaching?" Ask clearly, brush up and write the answer, "Finish, let's go." Holding hands is about to pull Xu away.Xu grabbed his leg and refused to leave.
"Why?" Ziju said impatiently.
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