Two or three things about having a crush on Mr. Dazai

After the long-term business trip ended, the number of times I returned to the Hong Kong and Black Office dropped sharply.With the name of the five major cadres, it is natural to enjoy the rights that cadres should have.

Originally, even if I didn't have much passion for work, I didn't have much resistance, but I couldn't bear the madness of a combative colleague named "Disaster Dog", so I had to make a detour to him.

The last time I went back to the Hong Kong and Black Headquarters to report on my work, I felt a chill behind me from the moment I stepped into the office building.

My hunch was not bad.

Get out of the leader's office on the top floor and take the elevator down to the first floor. After the "ding dong" sound, the elevator door opens.

A dark figure was standing outside the door, and Rashomon came up to my neck silently, like a poisonous snake with its tongue sticking out faintly.

"Ghost, hurt, are you okay?"

He asked in a "can you die" tone.

That's right, this lingering guy is Ryunosuke Akutagawa.

I didn't change my face: "No."

It just broke yesterday, do you have the ability to fix one for me every day?

Thinking of this, I was curious: "Are you okay?"

According to the force with which I opened my own wounds, Akutagawa should barely be able to stand up now.

"Cough cough cough cough."

Akutagawa's eyes were sharp, and he said proudly: "Without winning the battle, a mere injury is nothing to worry about."

After speaking, he coughed twice again, almost coughing out his lungs.

Well, if it's not enough to hang up, it's not enough to hang up.

Akutagawa is still the same, and he is used to it.

Me: "... Oh."

The black cloth wrapped around my neck flexibly, and its owner asked, "When will the battle be fought?"

It's not that you're free and have nothing to do, and only when you're full will you fight to the death.

I pinched the black cloth with two fingers: "No date."

Akutagawa scolded: "Don't think about making progress!"

I was also angry: "Aggressive ass!"

Akutagawa: "He's back. He will only..."

Who is he, Akutagawa didn't say his name, but both of us know it.

Fighting is a matter of state, and it is only when you love me and I want you, and you hate me and I hate you, that you can fight.

Akutagawa knew this, so every time he provoked me first, and let me get angry before starting the fight.

But this time he failed.

"I reject."

I said seriously: "He let me take less injuries, but fighting with you, injuries are inevitable, and it will go against his wishes."

I remember carefully what Dazai said.So, for Akutagawa's invitation to fight, I naturally had to decline.

On the opposite side, Akutagawa looked disheartened: "..."

He clenched his fists tightly, holding back something with difficulty.

After a long time, he finally choked out a sentence: "Are you two together?"

I almost laughed out loud.

Maybe my smile was a bit obvious, and Akutagawa's face was even uglier.

"We're not together yet." I said honestly, "But if you hurt me, he'll be pretty upset and won't recognize you for it."

Akutagawa blurted out: "Why?"

Me: "Because we are living together."

Akutagawa: "..."

He looked like he couldn't take it, because his breathing became heavy when the word "living together" came out.

There is a villain in me, pointing at Akutagawa's nose triumphantly: "Hmph, I didn't expect that!"

It is an ugly face that is proud and gloating but also very straightforward.

However, on the surface, I advised in a light tone: "Use your brain more, Akutagawa."

"Don't talk to me like a teacher! Who do you think you are!"

I was surprised: "Yeah, didn't you just say you knew the rules of Mafia yesterday? As a cadre, your superior made suggestions to you, and your airs are so big?"

Akutagawa was very rude and ignorant of the rules, turned his head and left with a black face.

It's been like this for years, and I'm not really mad.

I leaned against the wall next to the elevator door, looked at Akutagawa's back and said, "Instead of thinking about how to kill me, I might as well find other ways to get his approval."

Akutagawa paused.

"His attitude towards you and me is completely different, not because I am better than you, not just because I found him earlier than you. If your solution is only to trouble me, it's a pity, that's why you were once equal The reason why I was promoted to the top five cadres and you didn't."

Akutagawa gas exploded yesterday, and I turned my face when I saw it.In addition to my long-cherished wish to win, there must also be anger and jealousy at me for deliberately concealing Dazai's news.

Who hasn't experienced it.

I was also in the same mood when he was accepted by the Dazai as his subordinate, but now the feng shui turns.

Recalling the past is nothing but sighs.

Akutagawa didn't look back, I don't know if he listened or not.

His figure disappeared in the direction opposite to mine, blending with the deep black of the wall, and he seemed a little lonely.

I shook my head, put the sudden emotional association behind me, turned around and walked out of the office door.

Since then, Akutagawa has become more motivated to do tasks.

He is motivated, but the target of the mission in Yokohama and the residents around the target are the ones who suffer.

Obviously, it can be done quietly by wiping his neck, but Akutagawa is so upset that he is also obsessed with letting off smoke—a signal that can be seen throughout Yokohama.

The police in Yokohama are in chaos.

When the police panic, the residents panic.

When the residents panic, the workload of the Butei Club increases.

This linkage also caused trouble for the investigators of the Butei Club.

I suspect this is an alternative way for Akutagawa to make his presence felt in front of Dazai.

However, I have no intention of confirming this guess.I have to find Akutagawa to ask for a certificate, but I don't want to see him at the moment, lest he go crazy and challenge me to a duel.

Most of the time when I'm not working, I hang out at the Spiral Café downstairs of the Armed Detective Agency.

Since my identity was clearly identified as a "guest" by the president Fukuzawa Yukichi, the attitude of everyone in Butei Club has become closer to me.

The Buteisha member I am most familiar with is investigator Tanizaki Junichiro, followed by Dazai's partner Kunikida Doppo.

Being familiar with Junichiro Tanizaki is out of character.

He is about the same age as me, with a tepid personality, and he can chat with me about everything, and we get acquainted over time.

Kunikida Doppo worked with me many times in the process of finding Dazai.

Sometimes Kunikida and Dazai partnered to complete the commission, and Dazai disappeared inexplicably in the blind spot of his sight. Kunikida contacted me in time, saying that Dazai might have committed suicide.

Kunikida wants to find Dazai to go back to work on time, and I want to prevent Dazai from committing suicide, so we hit it off.

We went through several rounds of detailed exchanges and communications regarding the timing and location of Dazai's possible suicide.

In this regard, Dazai said: "If it's just Kunikida-kun, it's okay to deal with it, but adding Aki is a double headache... No matter where you commit suicide, you will be found quickly."

Kunikida: "If only you had Aki, it would be a peace of mind! Thanks to Aki, you can bear it!"

This kind of situation happens a lot, for example-

After fishing Dazai out of a certain river again, Kunikida gave the lost Dazai a lesson.

Different from Kunikida's focus, I asked the wet Dazai: "It's easy to catch a cold in wet clothes. Do you want to change it first? I'll go back and get it for you?"

Dazai stared at the river: "Don't worry about that. Qiu, don't you really want to try this river? The river is very clear and beautiful, and it's super suitable for martyrdom."

Then she looked at me with a pair of iris eyes shining brightly.

I:"……"

Ugh.

Expected.

Every time Dazai is prevented from committing suicide, the invitation to die may be late, but he will never be absent.

"Bastard! What nonsense are you talking to Qiu again!!"

Kunikida was so angry that his head was smoking, he raised his hand and wanted to hit Dazai on the head.

With a jolt, I grabbed the man's wrist as quickly as lightning, and stopped his movement: "Mr. Kunikida, a gentleman uses his mouth and doesn't move his hands."

To protect Dazai, start from me, start from the details.

Kunikida had no choice but to let go of his hand angrily.

Dazai continued to babble behind me, his persuasive voice was soft and soft: "Come on Qiu~ come and try with me~"

I was unmoved: "I have no idea of ​​trying to enter the water yet, if you want to take a hot spring with me, I can arrange it for you."

Dazai: "Is soaking in a hot spring a suicide method? Yes, yes! I haven't tried this method of death yet!"

Kunikida raised his forehead violently, and murmured in his mouth: "No, I can't do it, I still can't be as calm as Qiu... Sure enough, sooner or later, I will get a heart attack from your suicidal maniac!!"

Me: "Mr. Kunikida, please don't be discouraged."

Dazai's previous partner Chuya Nakahara, who is my former boss's current colleague, was so angry that he was so angry every day, and now he is alive and well.

Kunikida took a deep breath, endured and endured, and calmly said: "Dazai, today's entrusted work..."

Dazai: "Autumn, how about going to the snack street later?"

Two well-tac-toe veins popped out of Kunikida's forehead.

"Dazai! Don't think I can't do anything to you by standing behind Qiu! Give it to me! Listen carefully!!!"

Dazai and I were shocked by the roar.

Dazai whispered: "Go to the snack street after finishing this commission."

I also whispered back: "Yeah!"

That's how we decided on today's date in front of Kunikida.

Kunikida: "..."

The veins on his forehead crackled and popped out.

When he was on the verge of breaking out, Dazai and I competed well one by one, perfecting the skill of dancing on Kunikida's dop-po bottom line.

At this time, I suddenly feel the excitement of being a good student on campus and collaborating with bad students to violate school rules in front of the dean.

After all, there has never been such an opportunity in Hong Kong and Heilongjiang.In the early years, I would not disobey Chuya Nakahara’s orders. After I became a member of the five major cadres, I was very flexible when I received tasks from the leader Mori Ogai.

In the evening, I told Dazai how I felt. He laughed so hard that he couldn't stop shaking under the covers, and it took him a while to calm down after laughing. I continued to massage him.

Dazai turned around and told Kunikida the next day.

And then the whole Butei Club knew that I gave Kunikida the nickname "Director of Teaching".

Dazai smiled mischievously: "Kunikida-kun, do you still feel that Qiu has peace of mind?"

Kunikida glanced at me who was standing behind Dazai and helping him squeeze his shoulders.

I looked back with dignity.

"... At least it's less worrying than you."

Dean Kunikida said bitterly to the bad student Dazai: "It's all because of you."

I don't think Dazai deserves the blame.

Dazai smiled happily, and Xie Ye over there complained straight to the point: "I think Kunikida will have double the headache when he meets Dazai and Qiu."

"That's right."

"Aki is so nice to Dazai-kun that makes people envious."

"I really want to have a boyfriend like this!"

"That's right, no matter how willful you are, I will stand by your side to tolerate and pamper you..."

"oops!"

"—It's really sweet love."

The clerks started talking in front of us.

Kunikida: "Everyone, are you done with your work?"

The young girls laughed coquettishly and scattered.

There was also the clerk girl who took a few sneak peeks in the direction of me and Dazai before leaving, then looked at each other with her companion, covered her mouth as if confirming something, and smiled "hehe", with a happy and satisfied look on her face.

I didn't know what they were doing before, but later I heard Tanizaki Naomi said that they called this cp.

Kunikida: "...I don't know why."

Tanizaki looked a bit understanding, scratched his head and smiled shyly: "It can't be helped."

Tanizaki said casually: "It would be great if Qiu is really a member of our detective agency. It was really helpful a few days ago."

He was talking about me helping to deliver the news.

Once, the Armed Detective Agency received an urgent request to use Tanizaki's special ability, but Tanizaki happened to be out on errands, and there was no signal at the location where he could not be contacted.

After Dazai told me, I was idle, so I took over the task of contacting Tanizaki.

After asking for the address, he directly mobilized Void to find him, and quickly contacted someone to explain the entrustment news, and the urgent entrustment of Butei Club was resolved.

Tanizaki was taken aback when I suddenly showed up, and they all assumed I had the teleportation ability after that.

That was the first time I directly participated in the commission of Buteisha, and it was also the first time I saw Tanizaki's supernatural ability—Xiseyuki.

Miyuki forms a screen-like projection illusion in a certain space, except for the caster, no one can see through the illusion created by Tanizaki.

It is an excellent camouflage ability.

Good for assassination.

Relying on the "fine snow" ability, Tanizaki is responsible for collecting intelligence, tracking and monitoring work in the Butei Club, which is actually very similar to my previous work in Hong Kong and Hei.

The difference is that I became an assassin, and Tanizaki became an investigator of Buteisha.

"It's obviously an auxiliary ability, but Qiu himself has such strong fighting skills. It's really amazing."

Awesome, Tanizaki.

Life in the mafia is not easy, that's how everyone got there back then.

Tanizaki Naomi put her hands on her cheeks and sighed: "It would be great if Qiu could join us!"

Kunikida said rationally: "Don't think about it, Qiu has his own job, and he has to go on business trips from time to time."

It was rare for Edogawa to open his mouth to participate in the topic of everyone: "Don't embarrass others, isn't it good now? Qiu, don't you think so?"

Facing the eyes of everyone in the Butei Club, I smiled and said, "Yes, it's fine now."

Whether it is an armed detective agency or a port mafia, each has its own responsibility and is an integral part of the city of Yokohama.It would be really good if we could live in peace like this all the time.

Dazai: "It's just that Qiu's immediate boss is too annoying and always asks people to go on business trips. It would be better if there were fewer business trips."

"Didn't I come to accompany you every time I have a holiday?"

"Not enough not enough!—never enough."

The young man pouted his mouth high, shouting unreasonably like a child.

Everyone in the Butei Club looked at me sympathetically.

I coaxed him: "Next time I come back from a business trip, can I bring you some special local souvenirs?"

Dazai: "You want to get rid of me with souvenirs?"

"Then what do you want?"

"your time."

I don't know whether to cry or laugh: "You are so greedy."

Dazai muttered: "Only for you can I be so greedy."

I can't help it.

The number of times he has acted like a baby to me is not too many, and the last business trip was indeed too long.

I planned to lie to Mori Ogai and say that I have other things to do in the next week, and I should leave the work to other cadres.

Mr. Zhongyuan, Miss Hongye...

I'm sorry for now.

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