[Comprehensive martial arts] The mountain god is very angry

Feng Jue looked at the policemen and villains who suddenly disappeared, and looked at Ming An curiously: "Master Mountain God, did you send them down the mountain?"

"Yes," Ming An nodded, "Am I a very caring mountain god?"

Feng Jue nodded, "Master Mountain God, you are definitely the most caring mountain god. Knowing that it is not easy for them to go down the mountain, you even sent them to the foot of the mountain." Thinking about it this way, the mountain god enshrined in Fengjia Village is indeed the best!Although he hasn't seen many gods, that's what he thinks.

The villagers of Fengjia Village who are not the mountain god Anchuu are not good villagers of Fengjia Village.

Ming An nodded proudly, "Of course I am the most caring, I sent them back to the Public Security Bureau directly!"

"Hmm???" Feng Jue was about to nod, but he heard such a sentence. "Didn't you send them to the foot of the mountain?"

Ming An said: "No, I sent them to the foot of the mountain, but went straight back to the Public Security Bureau. It's only one car, it can't fit so many people." So, her way of doing it would be better Slightly.

"..." Feng Jue suddenly felt his eyes go dark, and he almost fainted.He could already imagine the uproar that those people would cause when they appeared in the Public Security Bureau. Just thinking about that scene made him feel like he was about to have a heart attack.

You must know that Master Shanshen is so indifferent, he didn't have to tell Officer Chen to keep it a secret just now, and he didn't have to lie when he gave them the first piece!Wait, if the Lord Mountain God wanted to make such a show in the first place, why did he ask himself to do it?Just go to the hospital directly!

"Ah," Ming An patted his head, "I didn't think that much."

It turned out that Feng Jue accidentally spoke out what was in his heart.But he would rather not say it, because this answer really made him... Forget it, what else can he do?This is the mountain god I believe in, so I can only carry it around.

I'm so desperate, I feel that Guo Jia's various institutions will be ushered in next_(:з」∠)_.

At the Public Security Bureau, whether it was the policemen returning from their missions or the policemen preparing to go on missions, they all froze, just looking at Chen Dacheng and his party who suddenly appeared at the gate of the Public Security Bureau.So, is today some kind of magic event arranged by the bureau?

"Hehe, hehe." Chen Dacheng smiled helplessly, feeling very tired in his heart.He promised Feng Jue to keep it a secret in vain. In this situation, anyone who is not a fool knows that there is a problem. There is a bird to keep it secret.

But...Chen Dacheng scanned the expressions on the faces of his colleagues. It was the expression of the scientific view being completely shattered, and it was also the sound of the three views being shattered.Looking at their expressions, and thinking about what he had just experienced in the mountain temple, he felt a strange sense of happiness in his heart.

Ah ha ha ha, I am not the only one who suffers, I need to re-establish the three views, and I am not the only one who loses the scientific view!Happy, super kind!

"Come on, bring them into the interrogation room." Chen Dacheng walked in first and handled the case first. As for whether the higher-ups want to ask questions, that's a matter later.Feng Jue, it's not that I don't keep you secret, it's that I'm powerless.

"Yes, Team Chen!" Obviously, Chen Dacheng's subordinates also thought so.They escorted the culprits in, met the eyes of other colleagues, raised their heads high, and looked proud.

Hahaha, I feel like this is the pinnacle of my life!

"Wow~~~" Ming An took Hua Manlou's hand and pointed to the big screen not far away, "Is there such a big TV set on the street for everyone to watch?"

"No." Feng Jue glanced at the direction Ming An was pointing at, "That's the advertising screen of the shopping mall." Yunshan County is indeed not that big, but it has everything it should have.The shopping mall is a bit small, but there are still standard advertising screens, although it is a bit small.

However, Master Shanshen has been visiting the door for so many years, the county has changed a lot, and Mr. Shanshen never goes down the mountain, so it is normal that he has not seen it, "It is used for advertisements." Feng Jue spoke in a low voice, because The passers-by were all looking at them, or they were all looking at the mountain god and the mountain god's husband.

Their appearance and temperament are few and far between even in the entertainment industry, let alone in Yunshan County, they are definitely not seen before.Fortunately, before going down the mountain, he found a picture and asked them to transform according to the clothes on it. Otherwise, with the bonus of the original clothes, what they are facing now is definitely not spectators, but siege.

"Oh," Ming An nodded, "I still know about the advertisement. Hua Manlou, what's wrong with you?" She looked at Hua Manlou strangely and cast a spell on herself, why did she have to cover her eyes fog?

Hua Manlou was a little uncomfortable, "Ahem, I'm not used to their clothes." It's summer now, and people in the county are wearing less clothes.Men are fine, but women are really uncomfortable.

See no evil, even though Huamanlou knew it was a custom here, he still covered his eyes a bit.As long as he can see the road and Ming'an clearly, everything else is really fine.

"Pfft." Ming An couldn't hold back his laughter, Huamanlou like this is very cute.In the past, he was always dressed in a long gown, with a gentlemanly style, as gentle as jade.Now a crisp white shirt, coupled with the current expression, really looks a lot tenderer, but also a lot cuter.

"Ming An." Hua Manlou helplessly called Ming An, he was so uncomfortable, but she smiled happily.

"Hey," Ming An hugged Hua ManLou's arm coquettishly, "It's my fault, don't be angry." She blinked her deer eyes with a look of innocence.

Hua Manlou reached out and poked Ming An's brow, "When did I get angry? To you, I've never been angry."

"Hee hee, I knew Hua Man Lou was the best of you." Ming An smiled, his deer eyes turned into crescent moons.

Hua Manlou looked down at Ming An, his eyes were as gentle as water.

"Wow, they are so sweet!!"

"Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

"I can, I really can, I can be their future child..."

"Shut up and be careful not to be heard."

"Oh, it's too much to have a person in front, blocking our sight."

"That's right, it's an eyesore."

"Tsk, I want to see the fairy couple. I really want to ask him to step aside, but I dare not."

"Me too."

Feng Jue heard the "whispering" of a group of little girls behind him. He looked left and right, and found that he was the one blocking their sight.He silently stood a little further away. Although it was a bit hurtful, he also felt that he was not worthy to stand beside them.

Moreover, they are really immortals, but they are not immortal couples, but immortal couples.

"Feng Jue!" Ming An finally remembered the forgotten person, "Didn't you say you want to take us to the hospital?"

"That's right." Feng Jue nodded, "The hospital is right in front, we'll just turn this way and we'll get there." They went straight down the mountain and headed here, ready to go to the hospital for a check-up.As a result, Ming An was attracted by the advertising screen at first glance, and then a lot of passers-by were attracted by them.

Alas, he had never lamented that he was ugly before, but now he had to lament.Why didn't my parents make themselves look better?sad!

"Lead the way quickly." Ming An frowned and looked at Feng Jue, alas, he was so stupid, if he wasn't a descendant of the mountain people, he really wanted to knock him on the head.

"Wait a minute! Robbery, my bag!"

The three of them had just walked a few steps when they heard a woman screaming, and they turned their heads to look at the past in unison.

Huamanlou saw a man running wildly with a red thing in his hand.He was still holding a knife in his hand, and passers-by who saw him couldn't help but move away.They want to help, but they don't want to hurt themselves.He frowned, and bounced the locust rock out of his hand, causing the man to fall to the ground immediately.

It was just a trick he played in the Jianghu back then, but the effect was good.

"Ah!" The thief hugged his right leg and fell to the ground and yelled, "It hurts so much, my leg is broken!"

The woman who caught up was startled when she saw the thief like this. She stepped forward to get her bag back, but the thief grabbed her hand. "let me go!"

"Ugly woman, you broke my leg, and you have to compensate me for my medical expenses!" The thief was confident, even more brazen than before.

"What?" The woman wondered, "Are you crazy?"

"If you don't care about it, I will call the police!" The thief went in and out of the police station several times, and he was not afraid at all, and it was more expensive to find a trap than to steal a bag.

"She doesn't care, I care." Ming An stepped forward and kicked the thief directly, kicking him several steps away, "Now, does it hurt?" How dare you slander Hua Manlou for breaking his leg?Hehe, she just told him to break his leg right now.

"Ah!" The thief's shrill cry made the onlookers tremble. They found that the thief's cry was louder now. "My legs, my legs."

The onlookers took a few steps back. This girl was so good-looking, but she shot so hard that even a big man could kick her a few steps away.They are all irresistible.

"Ah, I know, it's broken." Ming An raised his lips, "So, do you want me to pay for your leg?" If she dared to slander Hua Man Lou, then she would give him a solid seat.Ah!

Feng Jue swallowed, ah, the mountain god is still so tough.Speaking of which...he glanced at the smiling husband of the mountain god, and speaking of it, the mountain god is simply a madman protecting his husband.Obviously the thief didn't know who beat him, but because of talking nonsense, the mountain god couldn't hold his breath and came out to teach him a lesson.

Tsk tsk tsk, the husband of the mountain god is so lucky.

"Report... call the police." The thief was so painful that he broke out in a cold sweat, "I want... call the police."

"What's going on?" The traffic police outside the shopping mall saw the commotion here, so two people came over directly, "What happened?"

"Report, I broke his leg!" Ming An raised his hand and replied, "But it's okay, just connect it."

"..." Except for Hua Manlou and Feng Jue, everyone looked at Ming An speechlessly.Did you answer so obediently after breaking someone's leg?

The author has something to say: What is the standard configuration in winter?Of course it is hot pot! ! (cough cough, eating hot pot recently is a bit annoying)