This summer, I fished and caught an old hack

Yu Panjing woke up, he began to tremble uncontrollably, and he stood up.Wei Renshan on the bed was nowhere to be seen, only the two corpses were still there, in a terrible state of death.He smashed his hands to the point of bleeding, his body was numb from the impact, but he failed to destroy a single bit of the house, and he was trapped here.The stench of corpses gradually permeated, and Yu Panjing knelt in the corner and retched, as if he wanted to spit out all his internal organs.Then he heard the crack of bones behind him.He turned his head, and at some point, the two corpses were laid flat on the ground, and then they began to turn over. The corpse water and blood in the body were squeezed and sprayed out from the five sense organs.Because the spine was shattered and the leg bones were broken, they could only lie on the ground with their mouths open and their necks raised, making the whoosh sound of air being sucked into the lung cavity.The expressions on their faces were painful, as if their souls were still imprisoned in their skins.Their eyes had been squeezed out just now, and they bounced to Yu Panjing's feet. They looked at Yu Panjing with scattered flesh and blood in their eye sockets, and stretched their arms in Yu Panjing's direction, as if begging him to give them a good time.

Yu Panjing felt that he was going crazy. Seeing them being repeatedly folded and tortured, Yu Panjing tried desperately to hit the door and windows of the hut, but to no avail.He yelled in dismay and shrank in the corner farthest from the corpse.Finally, he called out Wei Renshan's name.

"I'm here, brother." A gentle voice sounded from behind him, slippery and cold arms wrapped around his shoulders and neck, and imprisoned Pan Jing's body in his arms with irresistible strength, and fixed him with slender and cold hands stroking his head beside his eyes, making him continue to face this terrifying scene.

"This scenery is so beautiful, isn't it, brother?" The cruel content was told in an innocent tone, and the cold breath blew in his ears.

"Xiao...Xiaoshan, can you open the door?" Yu Panjing swallowed dryly and asked with a trembling voice.

"Huh?" Wei Renshan leaned his head on his shoulder, and poked his chin into the socket of his shoulder, "Can it be..."

"That……"

"But Xiaoshan waited for so many years to meet my brother again, who knows that my brother has forgotten me, and now my brother has finally remembered me, Xiaoshan, I don't want to let go." Wei Renshan shrank to an eight-year-old appearance, nestling in the into Yu Panjing's arms and gave him a big smile.

Yu Panjing controlled his drifting gaze, looked into his eyes, the original clear eyes had turned into black, and the snow-white face was also slightly black.

"My brother promised you that I won't run away. Can you let my brother go? Brother, brother will come to see you."

Wei Renshan tilted his head cutely, and thought for a while, "No, brother's words don't count, Xiao Shan, I don't believe my brother's words. If my brother doesn't like these rubbish..." Wei Renshan glanced at the ground twice, Then with a snap of the fingers, the two corpses disappeared.

Yu Panjing was thrown on the bed, he suddenly felt bad, he turned over and was about to roll down, but the next second he was pressed to the floor.

"It turns out that my brother likes to be excited." Wei Renshan returned to his youthful appearance, "After all, it is the first time for my brother's body, so this time I will not fulfill my wish."

Yu Panjing's mouth was gagged, his face was pressed against the bed, his limbs were bound, and Wei Renshan undressed him slowly.His body fluttered like a fish out of water, but this didn't stop Wei Renshan from moving.Seeing that his pants were stripped off and his virginity was about to be lost, Wei Renshan stopped his movements.

"You little son of a bitch, get off my son!" A shout rang out.Then, the window was broken, crackling, like the sound of a barrier being broken, and a shoe hit Wei Renshan's face.Yu Panjing turned his head with difficulty, and saw his mother standing outside the window glaring, holding a shoe in her hand.

Mom, save me!Yu Panjing shouted, but there was only a whining sound from his mouth.

Wei Renshan stood up, looked at Yu's mother, and said shamelessly, "So it's my mother."

"I don't have a son like you!" Mother Yu seemed to be blown out of anger. She looked at it and left the window. A few seconds later, the door was kicked open and bounced against the wall. Mother Yu walked in aggressively. Because Yu Panjing was lying on the bed, he saw Yu's mother kicking the door with sharp eyes, and twisted the kicking foot unnaturally. Yu Panjing struggled and wanted to give Wei Renshan a headbutt, but he He patted his head like comforting a disobedient puppy, and pressed him on the bed.

Labor and management are going to fight with you!

Mother Yu crossed her hips, pointed at Wei Renshan with the finger holding the shoe, and shouted, "Get your dirty hands off my son's head!"

Wei Renshan let go of his hand.

Mother, mighty!

Then Yu's mother was about to untie Yu Panjing and take him away, and the door was closed with a bang.

"Leave him here!" Wei Renshan floated in the air, his hair was windless, his body was filled with black air, and his gloomy voice echoed in the room.

"I'm going to take my son away today! What can you do!" Mother Yu raised her head and stared at Wei Renshan.

With a snap of Wei Renshan's fingers, the two corpses appeared. Because the bones were broken, they twisted their bodies and walked towards Yu Mu and Yu Panjing.Just as Yu Panjing wanted to protect Yu Mu, she was pulled away by Yu Mu. Yu Mu looked at the two corpses, then squinted at Wei Renshan, and said, "Oh, I'm quite a troublemaker, but today I will Let you know what is your uncle or your uncle."

After finishing speaking, Yu's mother looked around, stuffed the shoes into Yu Panjing's arms, then took a piece of scrap wood from the corner of the wall, and then crackled and beat the two corpses helplessly.After knocking down the corpse, Yu's mother threw the blood-stained wooden board, took the shoes and beat Wei Renshan, who was about to magnify his moves, crying to his father and mother. During the period, because he couldn't maintain his figure, he turned into a child, and was forced by Yu's mother Turned into a boy.

"You bastard, let you touch my son! Let you touch my son! Just relying on the stupid look of you chasing after my son all day, you can get revenge without me! You can become like this without me! You dare to be here without me!" Jumping around in the sun! I can't control the living, and I can't control you, a dead ghost!"

The development of the plot was beyond Yu Panjing's expectation. He opened his mouth and watched Yu's mother slash Wei Renshan ruthlessly, knocking Wei Renshan down to the ground.Yu Panjing found that every time Yu's mother hit him, the black energy on Wei Renshan's body would weaken a bit, and when Yu's mother stopped beating, Wei Renshan had turned into a pure white ghost.

Yu Panjing looked at Wei Renshan and then at Yu's mother, feeling that he didn't know what to say.Mother Yu looked at him, pointed to the outside of the house, and said, "Hurry up and put on the things I put outside, and go to the lake to fetch his bones." "

Yu Panjing was a little taken aback, and pointed at himself.

Yu Mu raised her brows and said impatiently: "It's not you, or your mother and me? I'm an old bone." Yu Mu sat on the bed, thumped her back, "Oh, I haven't moved for so long I have a little backache."

Yu Panjing went out to work as a coolie without a word, and after more than an hour, he carried the bag containing Wei Renshan's bones into the house.The two corpses had been properly disposed of by Wei Renshan under Yu's mother's coercion.

Yu's mother asked Yu Panjing to dump the contents of the bag on the ground, and then squatted down to look at it for a long time before asking him to put a white stone into the bag that Yu's mother had prepared in advance. The piece of his head.Looking at Wei Renshan's body, Yu Panjing felt very uncomfortable.

Mother Yu gave him a sideways look and said, "I can't take this thing home."

Wei Renshan floated aside with his head bowed, unable to see his expression clearly.Yu Panjing looked at his mother in embarrassment.

Yu's mother rolled her eyes and said, "Hey, little brat, I can't help you if you're like this now. Do you want to stay here or go home with me?"

Wei Renshan lifted it up in surprise, looked at Yu's mother, and said in a daze, "Go... go home?"

"Well, go home, but I will bury your body here for you. If you don't want to, you can stay here."

Wei Renshan quickly shook his head and said firmly, "I'll go with you."

Yu's mother looked at Wei Renshan, and at the son who was still unable to slow down God, forget it, children and grandchildren have their own blessings.

Then, Yu Panjing completely came back to his senses, it was already a few days later.Wei Renshan camped in their home, and his tablet was enshrined in the home.

Yu Panjing glanced at Wei Renshan who was cooking for them in the kitchen, and then at Yu's mother who was sitting on the sofa watching soap operas. From time to time, she would say a few words to Wei Renshan who was also interested in soap operas. Slumped on another sofa and fell asleep.

Maybe it's a good day.Yu Panjing thought.

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Little Theater 2: Fitness makes me bald

Wei Renshan was sitting on the sofa looking at the photo album, and Yu Panjing, who was sitting on the side playing a game, put down his mobile phone after losing a game, pointed to the teenage boy in the photo album, and asked Wei Renshan: "How did you recognize him in the first place?" Mine? After all..." He pointed at the slender and handsome boy in the photo, and then pointed at his body shape which is now considered to be that of a man on a horse.

He hugged Yu Panjing and said affectionately: "No matter what you become, brother, I will recognize you at first sight. But brother..." The young man glanced at the photo before saying, "Brother, you The hairline is raised."

Yu Panjing pulled the young man off his body, seeming a little annoyed: "I'm fit and healthy! What's wrong!" (Fitness: No, I won't take the blame.)

Wei Renshan leaned forward again, drew circles on Pan Jing's chest with his fingers, and said aggrievedly: "Brother, can you go there less often, every time you come back, you don't have the pleasure to accompany me. "

Yu Panjing blushed with embarrassment, and said viciously: "Isn't it because you suddenly become like a child every time, labor and capital, I am not a pedophile! Also, can't you become taller and stronger than me, at least I am Keep your mind balanced!"

Wei Renshan smiled, bit his ear and said, "Brother, your shy expression is also delicious every time."

"Don't imitate that flamboyant tune, can't you watch less of those unnutritious soap operas!" Yu Panjing pushed away the boy who seemed to be sticking to him again.

"Haha, no." The boy whispered in his ear and said with a smile.

Some Problems:

Yu Panjing: Mom, what did you mean when you beat Wei Renshan?

Mother Yu: You brat, you told me you were fine when you came home in such a mess, can I believe your mother?Thanks to my investigation for a long time before I found out what happened, and thanks to his shit luck, there was a stone in the bag that saved his three souls and seven souls.Those two bastards dared to touch my son, so it’s not okay to let them die easily. Although the rule of law requires teaching the law, such bastards must use violence to counter violence.So, I got something for Xiaoshan...

Yu Panjing: Are you not afraid that he will kill innocent people indiscriminately?

Mother Yu: You think I'm stupid.I put a restraint on him, revenge can only kill those two people.

Yu Panjing: So, my life was not in danger when I was trapped in the house?

Mother Yu: You can't say that. If your mother and I come late and he gets a hold of you, then it's not certain.

Yu Panjing: What about the souls of the two corpses?

Mother Yu: I'm going to the underworld. I don't know how many years their sentences have been reduced by this beating. It's really cheap for them.

Yu Panjing: Mom, how do you know where I am?

Mother Yu: You're stupid, that's his lair, isn't it convenient to do it?Moreover, you are as clueless as your father, so I installed an automatic positioning tracker in your mobile phone.Also, if your father hadn't stabbed me at the last minute, your mother and I wouldn't have rushed up the mountain with our things alone after finishing the matter.

Yu Panjing: Mom, I always thought that you couldn't live without my dad, and the family moved here and there. Now I know it's my dad who can't live without you.

Yu Mu: That is, women hold up half the sky.

Yu Panjing: The last question, mother, what is your identity?

Mother Yu: Hey, Xiaoshan, you are peeling garlic, come on, let me help you.

in the kitchen.

Wei Renshan: Mom, when will I grow up?

Yu Mu: Do more good deeds, eat more incense, and it will be fine in two years.

Thank you for watching, bow and sprinkle flowers.