[comprehensive] number one player

"keep it up, you can do it!"

"Jarvis, you can do it!"

Tony's Lab (crossed out)

Jarvis' "delivery room" (√)

All the people looked at Jarvis who was "born" in the rebirth cradle with expressions of relief and excitement.

Tony: I almost believed it

"What's going on?" Tony took a few minutes to calm down and looked at the data stream flowing above the computer seriously. Based on his IQ, he quickly recognized that the so-called "production" was actually data fusion plus data copying. (The lyricist who is too advanced can't figure it out, cover his face)

The popular meaning is that intelligent life is creating intelligent life.Tony thought of a series of sci-fi films in which intelligent life occupied the earth and exterminated mankind, and began to seriously recall whether he had written the three laws of robots into it when he was writing Jarvis.

Maybe not?

Tony: It's over, it's over, I'm going to be raped by Jarvis

(Wait, is this association a bit biased?)

"This is homework!" The doraemon who is serious about writing homework and handing in homework has no idea of ​​the rich inner drama of Teacher Tony. He is just guilty of the unqualified homework Ultron that sneaked away last time.

"I removed Ultron's infinite self-evolution and wrong programs, and made this with reference to a part of Jarvis."

As a large amount of data was restructured and formed, Dr. Zhao operated on the regeneration cradle for a while, and countless nano-robots combined and condensed, and finally merged with the newborn data ball.Finally a red bun was freshly baked.

When Dr. Zhao came to Tony and the Doraemon with the little red baby in his arms, the Doraemon proudly raised his head on his hips.

"It's a vision!"

Tony (with dead eyes): ...

"Congratulations!" xN

In the ears are everyone's voices congratulating the new students, Tony is extremely complicated.What is this?My kids with Doraemon and Jarvis?

"In order to prevent the illusion from getting out of control like Ultron, I have limited the speed of self-learning according to the growth method of human beings. He will be like a child..." Dr. Zhao and the robot cat exchanged a look full of maternal love, looking Introducing Vision with Tony Barbara. "Do you want to hug him?"

Tony was shocked, and took the vision baby stiffly like a novice father.

I have cubs?Got cubs? ! !

Staring down at the cute little red face, Tony's confused heart was suddenly violently attacked, and his thoughts stopped immediately.

Magneto: Welcome, welcome to the cub family

"Jarvis, go buy diapers and milk powder." Holding the vision baby at a loss, Tony ordered habitually.

"Wait, you asked the mother to go shopping??!" The black widow with the mentality of an old aunt was already dissatisfied with the clumsy Tony. In her opinion, Tony was still an unreliable playboy.

The role of the black widow was approved by Pepper and Happy. Dr. Zhao opened his mouth and swallowed the words that Vision is not an ordinary baby, does not need milk powder and diapers, and that Jarvis is not a real mother.

Jarvis of the pregnant woman: ... Should I buy it or not?

"I'll go buy it! I know what product is the best!" Thinking about Mrs. Sarah's popular parenting experience when she was a guest at Hawkeye's house, the black widow, who was worried that Tony would not take good care of the baby, grabbed her handbag and rushed out. She often had to go out. Task can't watch the children all the time, so she has to stock up.

Little Pepper: "I'm going too!" A lot of little clothes are needed!

Happy: "I'll drive them off!" (￣y▽￣)~*

Tony (keeps disconnecting)

Dr. Zhao and Doraemon who don't know how to complain.

"Teacher Tony?" Doraemon patted Tony.

Tony didn't look at the Doraemon in a daze, and walked towards the public area holding the illusion, "Leave me quiet."

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In the vast space, Cirvanas, Kael'thas and others collapsed in the small spaceship from the oasis, feeling extremely bad.

Isn’t it because there is no star map in the oasis spaceship that it took so much effort to deceive the collectors? Getting lost in a universe with completely different space concepts of up, down, left, and right is a completely different concept from getting lost on land.

It has been a while since they came out of the wormhole and fell into the unknown starry sky. During this period, not to mention the spaceship, they have not even encountered planets or stars that may have life, only meteorites and meteorites.

More serious is the problem of food. The warehouse of the spaceship is empty. Who in the oasis will prepare food in the spaceship?

Hill, the only undead who didn't have to eat, sat in the driver's seat and rubbed his temples, looking at the two girls in the back seat.

In order to save the energy of the spaceship, he has never dared to use warp speed, hoping to find a living planet or other spaceships before the food runs out.

"Dididi - detected life fluctuations within xx light years."

The sound of the spaceship reminded, and the three of them jumped up from their seats in unison.

About an hour later, the spacecraft slowly approached a "planet" like a meteorite with more life than a planet.

"What are these?"

Sticking to the transparent outer wall of the spaceship, the three of them frowned as they watched the enlarged surface of the "planet" wriggling like raking creatures, which were still daring to land.

"Uh, what, respect for biodiversity?" Although she is a top astronomer on Earth, but interstellar wandering is completely useless, Jane tentatively asked, "Radar shows that they have life and a certain degree of sociality. "

"But they don't seem to be civilized." Hill drove an invisible spaceship to slowly explore this huge meteorite. There is no building, no language, no atmosphere. Can life survive in a vacuum?

"Jane, do you think Sol can live in a vacuum?"

"Uh...he can fly in space with a hammer in his hands, shouldn't he?"

hypothesis is valid?

After making a circle, Hill turned his direction, preparing to make another circle to investigate.

Suddenly a line of sticky brown mud stuck to the glass of the spaceship with a "snap," which startled everyone.

"It, how did it come up? There is at least a few thousand meters in the sky!" Kyle hugged her golden staff nervously. She hated this kind of disgusting stuff the most, especially if it was still alive.

The outer wall of the spaceship is solid, and the liquid organisms are not corrosive. Hill frowned and wiped the mucus off with the spaceship wiper, ready to continue the detection. It is always right to be cautious.

"Snapped--"

"Snapped--"

"Snapped--"

But the truth is far more than that. Sometime ago, the liquid creatures who discovered the invisible spaceship gathered together to form huge slingshots, and then pulled themselves into strips, using themselves as cannonballs to launch towards the spaceship.

(Don't ask why there is such a magical operation in a vacuum state, the author doesn't know much about science)

After a while, the outer wall of the spacecraft was covered with various liquid creatures. What made the two girls scream even more was that these creatures were obviously intelligent and were gathering outside the emergency door, studying how to open the hatch from the outside of the cabin.

"What, what should I do!" Jane, who was really fighting the five scum, nervously hugged Tiao Tiao's head who was sleeping beside her. "Can the outside of the emergency door be opened manually!?"

"Unfortunately, yes." Hill handed Jane a portable space suit, "Let's go out first, and I'll put the spaceship away first."

Tiaotiao can be reduced by default because of the oasis template. After the space suit is equipped, Kyle pulls Hill and Jane with both hands, and the teleportation technique is activated, appearing in the universe.

[Recycling Equipment]

Hill beckoned to shrink and recover the spaceship, looking coldly at the liquid creature that suddenly lost its target.

Without the spaceship, the relatively lukewarm liquid creature exploded. After spotting the three people floating not far away, it twisted into a ball aggressively and rushed over.

Hill pulled Jane behind and raised his bow, and Kyle simply summoned O.

In front of the flames of Phoenix Ao, the liquid creature's forward momentum was blocked, and it stopped abruptly.

Afraid of fire?Hill raised an eyebrow.

Liquid creatures: Hey, how can there be a flame that can burn in a vacuum environment?

The liquid biological assembly flowed in front of Ao, rolled over, changed several directions and was stopped by the guarded Kyle, and finally separated aggrievedly, collapsing into a pile of aggrieved cakes.

"Kyle, you know languages." Looking at the pitiful liquid creature with a halo, Hill felt that the seemingly intelligent creature might have a language that he couldn't hear?

Kyle cooperatively set up a layer of [Language Proficiency] for everyone. As soon as the magic took effect, there was a deafening buzzing in his ears.

Crowd: ...

(Everyone can hear the sound as if it is in a vacuum state)

"Why are you crying?"

"hungry."

"So hungry."

"There's nothing to eat here."

"Don't get on board."

"No more rides."

"There's nothing to eat."

A group of liquid creatures flying into the sky cried out in a hurry, until a certain brown lump called Riot reacted.

"How do you know our language!!!"

The two sides had a "friendly" communication for a while, and learned that the liquid creatures called "symbionts" had been wandering in the starry sky on this large meteorite called home since their birth. They could not survive if they left here. Possessed by the host, before Hill and others came, they adhered to the pairing principle of one host and one symbiont, and entrusted many companions away, just to stop starving here.

Anyway, Hill doesn't believe this set of rhetoric, interstellar refugee?Who is to lie, when he has never seen a parasite, but pretending, Hill still will.

"We've lost our way, do you have a clue? We can take a few of your people."

"Yes! Yes!"

Hearing that they could leave, the symbiotes squirmed happily, and after a while, a spaceship wreckage surfaced on the distant symbiote planet.

"Life Foundation No. [-]? English?" Hill was a little puzzled, why is the product of the earth here?Is it not far from the earth?

"This spaceship suddenly appeared a few months ago. There was a problem with the power of the spaceship. The engine blew up before we even said hello. We waited until the engine was completely turned off and went up to see that everyone was dead."

The symbionts pushed the earth spacecraft to Hill and the others, and found familiar products of the earth in the vast space. After the three met each other's eyes, they made up their minds to enter the spacecraft to see, maybe there is a star map of the earth?

Entering the spacecraft to detect, the three found many astronauts who died of radiation, and the spacecraft work diary, but everything was only until the spacecraft lifted off and flew out of the atmosphere, not to mention the star map, nothing else.

Finding nothing, the three exited the spaceship.

"There is no star map in the spaceship."

Hearing that there is no star map in the spaceship, the riots who cannot form a group to go to the planet for a buffet are anxious.

"?(??Д｀?)?? Please take it away, please take care of me! Beep!"

"Just take me alone!"

It just so happened that Hill also wanted to grab one and study it, but...

Kyle: "No, I can't take you."

The leader of this liquid creature is actually brown, like a pile of cakes, no, no, ugly.

Hill quietly gave Kyle a look, just pick one~ I want to study, and even Jane is full of curiosity, wanting to get in touch with alien creatures up close.

Kyle bit the bullet and looked at the pile of symbiotes behind the riot, feeling the excitement of the symbiotes in their eyes rolling around each other and showing their bodies in a pose (fog), just like a large-scale concubine selection scene .

In the end, the sharp-eyed Kyle chose a symbiont with a purer color, basically all black, and a less-looking symbiont among a group of ugly symbionts whose colors were hard to describe.

"It's just you."

(●°u°●)??! ! ! ——The venom of sudden happiness

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Avengers Building Public Areas

Tony dragged a single sofa and sat facing the glass wall, overlooking the night view of New York. On his lap was a phantom baby with a naked butt playing with his round feet.

He'd been thinking about it for hours, thinking about some big decision, like should he change his name? Irondad?Or ironpapa?No, no, it's still ironmen...

"Tony?"

The elevator door opened, and the captain led the silent Winter Soldier to see Tony sitting with his back to the two of them. The serious atmosphere made the captain's heart skip a beat. He didn't expect that Bucky, who only remembered something in his mind, The first news to bring is so heavy, Howard...

"Tony, I think you should have already thought about it." Against the lights in the distance, the captain organized his words and walked towards Tony. "I mean, about Howard, um... Well, your parents didn't die in a car accident, but Hydra sent Winter Soldier to do it."

"Shh!"

Tony, who thought the captain was here to recognize the child, stood up abruptly, "What did you say?!"

"I mean, Bucky was responsible for Howard...'s death, but Bucky was brainwashed at that time, Tony, calm down! We can talk about..."

What is there to talk about! (ノ=Д=)ノ┻━┻

Angry Tony aimed his eyes at the Winter Soldier behind the captain, and smashed the most convenient stuff at the Winter Soldier's head.

Ahhhhh!I want to fight you hard!

Tony rushed over with a punch.

"Ding—" The elevator door opened again.Behind the door was the group of black widows who came back with big bags and small bags. When they opened the door, they saw the little red figure who was thrown out by Tony.

"AHHHHHHHHHH!!! TONY!!!"

(╬￣? Dish ￣? ╬)!

Throwing away the shopping bag, the Black Widow rushed over at a faster speed, pushed the Winter Soldier away, hugged Tony and fell over his shoulder.

The author has something to say: A moment of silence for Tony?

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I'm back (looking for a fight)

Tap to hit (╥ω╥`)

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Ahem, the second time I brushed the venom cutie, I was thinking about how to make it in.Venom Cutie still belongs to Eddie.

In fact, the history of venom is earlier than that of parasitic beasts, but there are only parasitic beasts on the player side.And not all symbionts are bad, you can Baidu for details.I think it's just that riot just happens to possess the villain in the movie?

The spaceship of the Life Foundation came to the symbiotic planet through the space of the Nine Realms by mistake just after flying out of the atmosphere.

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I don’t know if you have noticed, the heroine’s doctor boyfriend, the assistant in the hospital, is the one who appeared in the scene where the nuclear resonance forced the venom out of Eddie’s body. The honey juice is like Ant-Man talking about brother Louis.