poor little boy

"Red red red red red red red...!!!"

When Viagra knocked open the door and came in, I was leaning on the sofa and wiping the trophy with a rag.

In the two-story villa in the suburbs, the decoration is exquisite and elegant, and there are no flowers, birds, fish and insects. I have just stayed at home for less than a day, and the heating has not yet warmed up the house. The evil capitalist Zhang slammed the door When it was photographed on the wall, the quiet environment was broken, and I was so scared that I almost left this beautiful world.

I moved my eyes away from the LCD TV that was red or green or green and snowflakes after it was turned on after not being used for too long, and continued to wipe the trophy in my hand, and gave him a cool look.

"What about thunder?"

Viagra has shot from the door to me like an arrow from the string. The white thing in my hand flashed in front of my eyes, and I slapped it on the coffee table with a "pia".

Seeing the exaggeration of his movements, I always felt that he was actually trying to slap my face.

Hide back.

"what……"

WTF?

"I got it! I got it! I got it! I got it!!!"

Viagra's already thin face turned ferocious at this time, pointing at the things on the table with red cheeks, his legs were weak and his limbs were trembling, as if he was about to be pumped, I really wanted to give him the spare oxygen bottle upstairs superior.

"Win the lottery?" I raised my eyebrows and continued with the action.

"5 yuan or 10 yuan? It's not easy. I bought it for four or five years, and I had to queue up every week to grab it. I finally won. Congratulations."

"roll!"

Viagra yelled at me, blushed and pointed at me thickly, and cursed at me indiscriminately: "You son of a bitch, you're done for! You're so hot!"

The movement of the hands stopped.

I looked at him intently, very bewildered.

My agent, Viagra, formerly known as Zhang Wei.

His appearance is as ordinary and popular as his name. When you stand on the street and shout, you can see four or five people turning their heads. You can't find that kind of person with a magnifying glass in the crowd.

But only I know how wretched, devilish, perverted, smelly and shameless this dog-headed military division is.

He has been with me since my debut. He watched me grow from a five or six-year-old child actor to a hot old actor in the entertainment industry who just won the Best Actor Award. I watched him grow from a short and poor The man grows up to be the short, poor and silky man in the Mediterranean today.

The fate between me and Viagra can be said to be endless. One takeaway and two people eat one pair of pants... He can't wear my pants.

I was stunned for a while, looked down at the golden trophy in my hand that could illuminate my dimple head and dark circles, and fell into deep thought.

"Ah ah ah ah ah……"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Just at this time, a series of thrilling screams came from the speakers on the left and right sides of the TV.

Out of the corner of my eye, I caught a glimpse of Viagra, who thought I was eight meters tall, trembling, almost sitting on the ground.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

"Bright, bright, bright! Ahhh!"

"Ah ah ah..."

"..."

I took the remote control out of the crack of the sofa and turned down the sound.

Even though the entire villa was silent, Viagra looked over looking for screams.

I wrinkled my nose and looked up too.

I broadcast this casually. I was a little bored by myself. I turned to Funan Satellite TV from the program guide. There happened to be a variety show called Spaceship 101. It was a rerun. Think about the destination.

The frenzied screams just now came from this program.

I sat here and watched it when Viagra didn’t come, and I probably understood that this is a talent show for amateurs—this kind of show is too common, a bunch of young meats of all colors can get a string of "ahhh" on the stage. Ah", nothing new.

……

"Viagra?" The corners of my lips twitched, I leaned forward slightly, stretched out my long arms and tore him off the TV with one hand.

"Hey, what are you doing?"

There is so much dust on it, no matter how much you spoil me, you don’t have to go up and wipe it yourself...

"Just... just... just him!"

Viagra suddenly grabbed my sleeve. The loose sweater almost opened the thread. The large neckline strangled my neck and stuck on my arm. No matter how much I pulled back, I couldn’t save the half-exposed shoulders. up.

"Let go!" I stretched out my toes and kicked him, "Let go! It's expensive! Two thousand and eight!"

Frizzy.

"Oh, I'm fucked."

Viagra stared at me without looking back and pointed at the head zoomed in by the camera on the TV, "Look! Who do you look like?!"

I pulled my collar and looked up.

On the TV screen is a man.

With short chestnut hair like a little lion, the close-up specially given by the cameraman greatly magnifies his face, with sword eyebrows and thin lips, the makeup on his face is very light, his eyes are like stars, exciting, his jaw moves up and down with singing movements, Pale lips open and close...

The teeth are very white, probably because I used Colgate...

I blinked, looked away, and asked Viagra, "Who?"

Viagra looked at me.

"……me?"

Viagra looked at me.

I……

I touched his forehead.

You said that he is quite thin, but why is his face so big and round?

Like Brother Chisa...

"Did you go to the wrong place? You should go to the hospital, brother." I put down my hands and rubbed them.

It's greasy, and the dog's head hasn't washed its face today.

"roll!"

Viagra raised his hand mercilessly and slapped me on the back of the head.

I was still in a daze, thinking whether it would be better to fight back or take this blow in vain because I can't abuse the patient - after all, I can take a step back for a while...

But before I could move, Viagra slapped the white rectangular paper document that had been lying on the coffee table for a long time on my face in a blink of an eye.

... In the end, he still didn't escape.

"Look what this is!"

The papers fell down my face and onto my chest.

I picked it up and opened it.

The large-scale ancient Jianghu TV series "Finishing" signed a contract

Director: You Chao

Screenwriter: Zheng Ming

……

I only glanced at it briefly before turning to the next page.

A piece of paper with a few words written in flying and phoenix dances.

Unlike the previous sheet of paper...

Apparently, the previous one was A4, and now this one...presumably lost the wrapping paper from the ShineMax for some reason...

... At first glance, it was the gossip that Viagra had inquired about through heresy ways.

main character:

Jiang Ruhe & Liang Chuanbai (bo) & Li Yang & Jian Qiu & Lee Dengyun...

I didn't look down.

His gaze stayed on the second name for a while, and then he closed the file in silence.

Putting the trophy on his lap on the sofa, he swayed with Erlang's legs crossed, recalling the script he had read before.

"The book is pretty good." I said.

Viagra stared at my face, looking eager to see it with a magnifying glass, and nodded seriously.

It was so hard, I felt like I could nod my head off.

"What do you see me doing? Oh, I'm sorry I was wrong. I shouldn't have ordered Mala Tang yesterday. Now that I have acne, it's useless for you to stare at me. Can it be scared back by you?"

Viagra rolled his eyes, his mood had calmed down, and he asked, "Do you want to act?"

I am noncommittal.

"Okay! You can do it!"

Viagra suddenly thumped his thigh, as if he was going to die.

I could even applaud him if it wasn't my thigh he hit.

real man!

"Fighting!" Viagra clenched his fists to cheer me up, I hugged my legs and stared at him with a grin.

"Fierce tigers in the mountains! Flood dragons in the water! Hong Hong goes out! No one will be left behind! Give that brat Li Yang a run for his money!"

I nodded quickly.

"Mmmmmmm..."

"..."

"Ok?"

"What? Who? Bright?"

Ahhhhh bright!Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Bright!Bright!

I……

What passed? ? ?