Gospel of Lazy Cancer

Bailixi was brought up, and Yao Chen took a quick look at it. His clothes hadn't been changed, no one was missing arms or legs, his face was pale, and his spirit was a little listless.

Bailixi and the major general looked at each other, he was faintly controlled by pirates on the left and right, he didn't speak, but nodded slightly, indicating that he was fine.

The emperor's heart was sour: he was flirting with me in front of my face!

It was the first time for the emperor to see Bailixi with his own eyes. It was indeed as the spies said. His face was like peaches and plums, shining brightly. His description of being embarrassed made him even more beautiful. As soon as he came up, he attracted the general's attention and made him feel a sense of crisis. Big increase, his face was stern.

"Why don't you see Mr. Zheng?" Yao Chen asked.

"Last night, my brother and Baili Titiao tied the knot. The brothers were happy for him. There must have been a lot of trouble, and it hasn't happened yet."

Yao Chen: This doesn't make sense, is it a beauty attack?

The emperor was shocked in his heart: Can two men get married?

I forgot to eat the vinegar for a while.

Zheng Feilong didn't seem to know that he had dropped a bombshell: "We travel to and from foreign countries, and we are used to various customs. Same-sex love, some are judged as blasphemy, some are regarded as fads, and we go to sea. Welcoming and sending off, regardless of trivial matters, the major general should not be offended."

Yao Chen thought that the Zerg wedding night in Interstellar live broadcasted the bride eating the groom, so you still want to scare me?

"There is a saying that when you go to the country, do as the Romans do. I have no such customs and rules."

"This island is a land without an owner. It was originally occupied by pirates and has changed owners several times. It was only returned to us a few years ago. The rules of this island are naturally obeyed by us."

The emperor knew that he should be angry, because the territory that belonged to him was being scrambled by a group of messy people, but his head was buzzing, he was shocked by the custom of marrying men, and couldn't help wondering if he and the general had Bless the sky and the possibility of stepping into the bridal chamber.

What else did Yao Chen want to say, Zheng Feilong suddenly said: "This little gentleman looks excited, seems to have something to say?"

Yao Chen was surprised by the viciousness of Zheng Feilong's eyes, and called him "Xiao Langjun" instead of a bodyguard. Although the emperor looked heroic and had been modified to look like a general, he could still see that he was not like an ordinary bodyguard. Having received military training for many years, every word and deed is carved into the bone, so it is too embarrassing to pretend to be flawless.

The personal guards were secretly vigilant, they didn't know the identity of the emperor, and they were still wondering why the major general brought an unknown person with him on such an important matter, but out of unconditional trust in the major general, they completely obeyed his orders, I paid more attention to this person during the negotiation. At this moment, I thought something went wrong, and the atmosphere suddenly became tense.

After being named, the emperor also knew that he had shown his feet, his heart tightened, and he couldn't help but look at Yao Chen.

Seeing the different expressions on everyone's faces, Zheng Feilong realized that he had inadvertently caught something, like a shark smelling blood, and immediately entangled him.

"Xiao Lang seems to be very interested in this custom?" His tone was joking, and his aura was actually aggressive.

Seeing that he couldn't escape, Yao Chen acted accordingly and had to divert the pirate's attention no matter what.He simply motioned to the little wolf dog of the emperor to step forward and hold his hand, Zheng Feilong raised his eyebrows.Yao Chen wanted to break the can, pulled him to bend down, and kissed him on the lips.

It was the first time that the emperor made out with the general in front of outsiders, and he was very happy, and he still took a proud look at Bailixi.

This move fell into the eyes of everyone, and further confirmed the entanglement between the three.

Bailixi was dumbfounded, looking as if a thunderbolt from a blue sky could not accept it.No one knows better than him that the relationship between him and the major general is innocent, and he doesn't see the major general's tendency to cut off his sleeves at all!What is the origin of this young guard who suddenly appeared?The major general was just doing it for the pirates to cover up his identity, right?

The pirates looked back and forth between the two, muttering to themselves: Newbie and old guy, what kind of Shura field is this?

Yao Chen: "..."

Round2 Zheng Feilong won.

"He likes to be jealous. Seeing that I am coming to save Baili Titiao, he insists on following."

Yao Chen's tone was full of indulgence, and he showed his sexuality indifferently. He asked someone to bring a chair and let the emperor sit beside him.

Zheng Feilong didn't expect that he would unintentionally solve one of the top ten mysteries of my dynasty—why the major general still doesn't marry a wife?

Yao Chen smiled, noncommittal, and secretly heaved a sigh of relief.

Before Yao Chen could continue to question Zheng Qi's whereabouts, Zheng Feilong let out a long sigh and said something else: "Someone gave me an order that I should not go to land for the rest of my life. When I enter the sea, I am a dragon. When I ride the wind to the sky, I am a dead insect when I arrive on land. But I just don’t believe in this fate.”

Yao Chen said, "You really shouldn't believe it."

Zheng Feilong: "Oh?"

Yao Chen said: "There is only one real dragon in the world, and a bug cannot become a dragon even if it enters the sea." He said it plainly, but it contained murderous intent.

This time, Zheng Feilong's face also changed, and he had a cold look in his eyes: "Zheng has thousands of ships, controls several major ocean routes in the eastern and southern parts of the country, has power all over Lancang and Annan, and occupies countless islands. ) into the bag, the sea is thousands of miles away, if I don’t nod, no one can enter my Chaodonghai.”

"Including Franjiyi (Portugal)?" Yao Chen asked, "As far as I know, the Portuguese invaded Manchuria (the Malacca dynasty), seized its capital, and coveted the routes monopolized by you. Send people to bypass you and land in Guangdong, and the chief envoy of Guangdong will report this to the saint. Please establish diplomatic relations with us, the Portuguese, and join hands to clean up the bandits at sea.”

The previous information is true, and many of them were spied by Mr. Zheng Ba. I heard that they are very afraid of the Portuguese; the last sentence was made up by Yao Chen. The two sides are only in preliminary contact. The port does not want to be opened, let alone a sea war.

It's negotiable, who will tell the truth!

Zheng Feilong was not easily bluffed, but Yao Chen's tough attitude made him lose the patience to go around in circles.

"Since that's the case, why does the major general bother to see me? It's better to see the real chapter directly under his hands."

Yao Chen didn't answer: Of course it's because the imperial court has no money.

"Three years ago, there was a severe drought in southern Fujian. The terracotta soil was everywhere, and many villages were eaten up with grass roots and bark. In February, a ship secretly landed in Quanzhou, carrying rice from Champa to relieve the people, and recruited 1 hungry people to go to the small town. Ryukyu land reclamation, people give three taels of silver, and three people give a cow to make a living."

The emperor was stunned. At that time, the queen mother was in power, and he cared about political affairs, but he had never heard of a famine in southern Fujian.

Emperor: Damn it, I had dinner with the Fujian chief envoy in Qianqing Palace!

Yao Chen glanced at him, worried that he would blame himself, secretly held his hand under the table, and squeezed it for comfort.

Not long after he found out about this matter, he ordered people to pretend to be a caravan to investigate Zheng Yiguan in Quanzhou, Fujian, and found that the local people were quite protective of him, so he found out the reason after careful inquiry.

"The local officials concealed and did not report. I will report to the court and the court will deal with it. If you change your past and turn to the light, I will recommend you as a guerrilla general and restore your reputation. Together with many of your subordinates, the past Bad deeds, let the past not be blamed."

Zheng Feilong showed a look of disdain: "The major general loves the people, which is admirable, but I am a businessman, and I only care about profits. Relief for the victims is just to win people's hearts, let people inform me, and recruit the victims. It is also because the isolated island needs labor to reclaim wasteland. .Major General, you are talking empty teeth, and you want me to let go of the sea business and give up the countless profits of the sea trade. It is wishful thinking."

In his ridicule, Yao Chen could hear that he had been moved, because he revealed the meaning of considering its feasibility, not "empty words", but a real guarantee.

Yao Chen proposed that Mr. Zheng and Baili should be transferred to be in charge of the liaison between the two parties.

Zheng Feilong asked: "Even if you agree, Major General, will the emperor agree?"

Yao Chen felt that the emperor held his palm and wrote a good word.

Yao Chen smiled slightly: "What I mean is what the emperor means."

Zheng Feilong gave him a strange look, a little surprised.

In the end, the two took a step back, Yao Chen took Bailixi away, Zheng kept the president as a hostage, Zheng Feilong thought about it again, and Yao Chen reported the matter of recruiting security to the court.

Round3 draw.

Zheng Feilong: Do we need extra time?

Yao Chen: Let’s draw.

Both of them were very satisfied with the results of this meeting. Yao Chen felt that he succeeded in fooling around halfway, and Zheng Feilong felt that he had found a way out for the brothers.

On the way back, the atmosphere was a little weird.

Bailixi wanted to report the incident to Yao Chen, but the emperor did not allow them to be alone, so he took the general's hand and refused to let go, swearing sovereignty.

The guards looked at each other and thought to themselves: "Poor Bailixi is so beautiful, but he still can't match the fate of newcomers replacing old ones, and was abandoned tragically."

Seeing that Bailixi was confused and helpless, Yao Chen opened his mouth to ease his embarrassment.

"He's mine, but it doesn't matter."

Bailixi calmed down: why am I guilty?Anyway, I have nothing to do with the major general, but the young man's eyes are too bluffing.

After he explained the ins and outs, Yao Chen let him go down to rest, and this trip was the one he suffered the most.

"Why, do you feel distressed?" The emperor asked forcefully as he hugged the general and moved his face very close.

"He is my subordinate, working for the imperial court, of course I will feel distressed."

"Just because of my subordinates? That Jiao Didi looks so pitiful to me..."

"Oh, you think so too?" Yao Chen teased him.

"Also?! You really have ulterior motives for him!"

Yao Chen laughed, and the emperor jumped.

When he got to a safe place, the emperor began to strip the general's clothes without saying a word, and muttered as he took off, "I want to check carefully to see if you have stolen someone behind my back."

"Well……"

The conditions in Liaodong were far inferior to those in the capital, but the emperor didn't care.

His heart was on the general, and his body was on the general.

Yao Chen: It's not too hot...

At this time, Qiuhu, the weather has not turned cold, will sweat every time he exercises, and it will be wet and slippery, which is not very comfortable.

"Didn't I allow you to dig some gold mines! The money is not enough for you to build a bath and an ice cellar?"

"It's all in the Armament Division. I asked them to study firearms, but there is still no clue." The two agreed not to talk about business, but to have a good date, and Yao Chen changed the subject. "I'll take you to the shower. I asked a craftsman to make a mechanism. Just turn the knob and the water will automatically flush down."

The place where the water is placed on the top is also made into a lotus canopy. There are multiple water outlet holes, and the switch is turned to sprinkle water downward like rain.

"Sure enough."

The emperor's little wolf dog watched the water droplets fall and turned into a stream of water flowing down the general's back, waist and buttocks, and said, "Turn around, I'll put soap on you."

Yao Chen: "...you have to hold on to the soap." I don't want to pick up soap.

The emperor checked back a few more times, and the general propped himself up and personally escorted him back to Beijing.

The Empress Dowager had a violent fit, and none of them ran away from the emperor to the servants, and they were all severely punished.

Seeing the emperor's appearance of knowing his mistake but determined not to change it, the queen mother sighed at Zhang Shoufu, how could such a bad thing be put on the table?

In fact, the emperor did not have any bad habits. He was not fond of beauties, gold and jade, luxury and enjoyment.It is to run away from the palace occasionally to pursue freedom...but this is fatal!In case someone with ulterior motives takes advantage of him to assassinate and kidnap her, the court will have no place to cry.

Zhang Shoufu comforted the Empress Dowager, saying that the Emperor Dao is still young, so if he guides and teaches well, there is still hope.Look at him, at least he has a good attitude of admitting his mistakes!Think about the emperors of the past dynasties, some of them did not do business properly and loved carpentry and raised treacherous sycophants to disturb the court, some were so addicted to cultivating immortals and alchemy that they let the court ladies strangle him to death at the risk of Ling Chi's guilt... The performance of the current boss has surpassed that of Zhang Shoufu expected.

It would be ideal if the emperor of this dynasty can maintain the current level.Since ancient times, there have been many emperors who, when they were young, were ambitious and worked hard to govern, but when they were old, they indulged in pleasure and were ignorant. There are only a handful of them who are as old and ambitious as Cao Mengde.

Zhang Shoufu seems to have cultivated into a Buddha, it doesn't matter, mentality!

Queen Mother: Hehe.

Zhang Shoufu's words are not unreasonable after careful consideration.

The emperor was a little impulsive and reckless when he went out this time, but he at least made it clear, and went straight to Yao's deputy commander. The Yao family has been loyal to the court for generations, and their loyalty can stand the test of time.If it were someone else, Zhang Shoufu couldn't rest assured.

Moreover, the emperor did not do anything out of the ordinary except for going out to sea and inspecting the Liaodong Garrison. He didn't even encounter a girl visiting a brothel by chance. Maybe he wanted to do it but was stopped by Vice President Yao. .In the end, there is still a sense of proportion, and I didn't let myself go and lose my morals, and I didn't go to the border to find excitement.

Different from Zhang Shoufu's Buddhism, the queen mother felt that there must be something wrong with it, and the emperor didn't feel sorry for it. She dared to bet that the emperor would still slip away if there was a chance next time.

She tentatively asked the emperor why she wanted to leave the capital, was it because she was bored in the capital?If so, you can go to the palace to play more, or wait for the court to save enough money, arrange a few inspections, and go out on business trips and relax in a fair manner.

The emperor told the truth: "The young general is stationed at the frontier, I want to go and have a look."

The queen mother touched it a few times, and felt that it was full of deep meaning. The emperor didn't seem to be suspicious of Yao Chen, otherwise he wouldn't run out of the capital and go to see him directly, and when he came back, he looked like he was reluctant to leave, but it seemed like...

No, I must have thought too much.

Her Majesty put the wild speculation behind her.

The emperor took the opportunity of investigating Fujian officials for concealing the disaster and rectifying the officialdom, and replaced a group of officials who agreed with the sea ban. "Shu" has aroused widespread discussion among the court and the people.

At this time, the case of concealing the disaster has come to light, and the gourd has been turned down, and another wave has been raised. The governor of Fujian found out that some of the officials involved in the case connived at the collusion of smuggling officials and bandits. The amount of corruption was huge and sensational. 3000 taels, the cellar is full of silver.The former Fujian chief envoy was originally guilty of dereliction of duty and neglect of supervision, and lost his official position. Now he is suspected of abuse of power, favoritism and malpractice, and his life cannot be saved.

The affirmative party who supports the sea ban thinks that this is the pot of foreign trade. It is because the ban is not thorough enough that evil breeds.

Opponents of the sea ban are welcome to think that this is a disadvantage of the sea ban. It is the nature of businessmen to seek profit. Because of the ban on trade, goods cannot be circulated normally, which instead disrupts the market and fattens moths.

Not necessarily all officials who oppose the lifting of the sea ban are pedantic and short-sighted. Many of their concerns are justified, such as pirates harassing the territory, such as foreign countries paying tribute but causing deficits, and trade management inspections and smuggling. These are very practical issues. headache.

It's a headache, but it's not the reason not to do it. Otherwise, what should we discuss?It is because of difficulties that we need to work together to face difficulties, and it is not that there are no solutions.

The emperor was determined to open the sea ban, and wanted to reset the shipping department in Guangzhou, Guangdong, and the court was discussing it in full swing.

After Yao Chen escorted the emperor back to Beijing, he returned immediately, passing through the house without entering. The weather turned cold in autumn and winter, and the border was unstable.Although you can't go home, you can bring things with you. The products of Liaodong are transported into Yao's mansion by car, which is enviable.

"Aniang, is the third uncle back?" Yao Aijun quickly turned over and got off the pony, and galloped in.

"No, I just sent something back." Seeing that there was a lot of dust on her clothes, Mrs. Sun was afraid that she had gone to the school again, and couldn't help but worry: she looks like a boy, how will she be able to marry in the future.It's a pity that I cast the wrong baby, it would be nice if this was a son...

"Is there a letter for me?"

"Yes, I said I missed you very much, and I left you homework."

Yao Aijun was a little dissatisfied: "Why did you open my letter again!"

"What things mother doesn't know about you?" Mrs. Sun laughed angrily. She is young and has a lot of thoughts.

Yao Aijun said in his heart that you don't know a lot. The third uncle taught me a set of passwords in private. They often communicate in secret language, which is a little secret between the two.

Yao Chen has very strict requirements on Yao Aijun, and he has to learn bowing, horse riding, archery, poetry, books, rites and music, because the little niece is serious about subjects. In order to encourage her to at least read all the words, Yao Chen specially set up a scholarship. There will be rewards for outstanding achievements, so Yao Aijun already has a large treasury at a young age, as long as she does not do evil to corrupt the atmosphere, she has absolute power to dispose of it.

Last time she reported to Uncle San that she had pulled up a team of 50 people, including men and women, most of whom were subordinate soldiers or children of Zhuangzi.It's just that there are problems, conflicts often break out between men and women, and they look down on each other, alas, the team is not easy to lead...

I don't know what trick third uncle gave her.

She took the letter back to her room and began to decipher it seriously.