Gospel of Lazy Cancer

Yao Chen told Pu Jiayan that he wanted to go home and have a look. He really regarded Dongchang as a writer.

He can remember things earlier than ordinary children. After eating and sleeping as a baby, he can think about many things. At first he thought he was born in a farmer, and he took the script of farming. All his family members died in the disaster, so he started to wander, and was picked up by a 50-year-old man.

That old man is Governor Cao. At that time, he was just an ordinary eunuch Cao who cleaned the stables, not even his father-in-law. Only those with status in the eunuchs could be called that.He had already stepped into the coffin with one foot, and he didn't get out of it. The place of work was still the emperor's palace, and he might not see any nobles for a year. People sacrificed and continued to suffer poverty and hunger alone, so they wanted to raise a son and send him to his death in the future.

Yao Chen felt that the chicken legs he gave were delicious, and it would not take much trouble to send the mourning spirit to burn paper money for the funeral, so he agreed and recognized this adoptive father.

Unexpectedly, at the end of the day, the eunuch Cao has become Governor Cao, and the more he lives, the more nourishing he is, one foot is stepped into the coffin, and the other foot is motionless.Because of this, Yao Chen often called him old and immortal, and secretly regretted that it was too worthless for him to get on a pirate ship just for a chicken leg.

Should have two.

Ever since he picked up Yao Chen, Eunuch Cao suddenly had good luck like a dead tree in spring, as if all the brilliance of life was concentrated in the last stretch of the road.

In the year when he recognized Yao Chen as his adoptive son, the first emperor came to the palace and wanted to ride a horse on a whim. Seeing that the eunuch Cao’s horses were fat and strong, the stables he washed were clean and tidy, and the horse manure was cleaned quickly and quickly, so he called him. Reward in person.The late emperor saw that eunuch Cao was old, prudent, and conscientious, so he was promoted to the palace casually, and rewarded to the sixth prince who lost his mother at that time.

Because Yao Chen was young, eunuch Cao interceded and brought him to the palace together. The late emperor agreed to wait for him to grow up before undergoing surgery.

Yao Chen was very depressed for a while, he didn't want to practice the Sunflower Book!Although it is pure zero, but there is no tube, half of the pleasure is lost, and the whole life is gloomy.He can't hide yet, because it was the first emperor who opened his mouth, so you have no joke...

Then, something happened that made his world completely black.

He found that the sixth prince, who was a few years older than him, was still drinking milk.

Instead of drinking milk poured into a cup, I sip human milk in the arms of a wet nurse.

The sixth prince didn't respond to the outside world. He hid in the nurse's arms and couldn't leave her for a moment. When he suddenly found two strangers, an old and a child, in front of him, he was very frightened and restless, and buried his face in the nurse's chest to find him. Feed with milk and react like a baby.

The wet nurse just tried to coax her in a low voice, feeling extremely distressed.

As expected, Eunuch Cao was mature and steady, keeping his face and countenance, Quan pretended not to notice, only picked up the work outside the palace, and then secretly bribed other people in the palace, only then did he learn about the Sixth Prince.

Since his biological mother died of dystocia, the sixth prince was recorded in the empress's name. The empress already had grown-up heirs, and she didn't care much about the little prince, so he followed his wet nurse from birth.The nurse is an ordinary woman who can't read, she can only take care of him physically and emotionally, she can't enlighten him, teach him the principles of life, so the sixth prince also seems ignorant, not very smart, and even more unpopular .Later, he was bullied by several older princes, accidentally fell into the water, was frightened, had a high fever, and almost died. It was the wet nurse who took care of him day and night to pull him back from the gate of hell.

However, although the sixth prince survived, his psychological condition has worsened. The timidity and shyness in the past have directly turned into autism and anorexia.He vomits everything he eats, except the nurse's milk.

The first emperor probably felt that the prince was useless, although he was sorry, but he had many sons, so he couldn't give him much care, anyway, the royal family didn't lack anything, so he raised him as a waste.

After learning the inside story, eunuch Cao bought a glass of wine from the dining room that night and got drunk.

"I just knew, what good things can happen to me? Maggots should live in horse dung, even if they turn into flies, they will still circle around the dung pile, and they won't be able to fly out..."

Seeing that he was crying so badly, Yao Chen quietly closed the door for him, and went to find a wet nurse that night.

Flies can also eat honey.

The nurse was lying on the bed, and the sixth prince was in her arms. He had just fallen asleep, peaceful and serene. The nurse's face was the brilliance of selfless sacrifice and dedication unique to motherhood.If the sixth prince's age was ignored, this would be an extremely warm and lovely scene.

When she saw Yao Chen, she widened her eyes in surprise, the servant shouldn't have come into the house at this time, and the little eunuch's eyes didn't look like a child's.

Yao Chen didn't talk nonsense: "You will die if you take the secret medicine of breastfeeding all the year round."

The wet nurse shrank a little from Yao Chen's sight, but she hugged the sixth prince helplessly, as weak as an ordinary woman, even if she was afraid, she didn't know how to resist.

"What will he do after you die?"

The wet nurse wept silently, probably afraid of waking up the sixth prince, so she tried her best to restrain her trembling, and it took a while to stop. She mustered up her courage and murmured: "I, what should I do?"

Since that night, Yao Chen began to guide and treat the sixth prince. His symptoms were relatively mild and he was young. Yao Chen's half-baked level could barely recover.

Eunuch Cao finally picked up his broken heart and put it back together. The next day he struggled to get out of bed to go to work. When he saw the scene in the palace, he snapped and his heart broke again.

That child who competed with the sixth prince for milk in the nurse's arms seemed to be his adopted son?

Heaven and earth!Is this disease contagious? !

It was only after Yao Chen explained the situation to him that he realized, oh, it was for medical treatment.

"Is this method effective?" Eunuch Cao was full of doubts.

"It's [-]% to [-]% sure," Yao Chen said, "The wet nurse told the sixth prince that I am her son, and hoped that he would give up his position. Now he probably treats me as a younger brother, so we should get close to him first and let him get to know us well, so that we can take over." things that come down."

Because young mothers adopt a highly doting and overprotective parenting style for their children, young children become inseparable from their mothers for a moment, clinging to their mothers all day long, panicking and crying when they see their mothers, until they see their mothers, Satisfy their psychological needs before they are willing to give up.For this symptom, the mother should gradually alienate the child, keep a proper distance, let him cry, and make the child gradually independent.

The situation of the sixth prince is even more complicated. The psychology of autistic children must be considered. First of all, it is very difficult to get close to them and gain their trust.Yao Chen then figured out a way to be close to him as a patient, and that's how he came out in the morning.

Eunuch Cao sighed, let a dead horse be a living horse doctor!

Of course, the sixth prince did not regard Yao Chen as his younger brother. He was worthy of the royal blood in his bones, or the instinct of animals to compete for survival. In places where the wet nurse could not see, he would trip Yao Chen who was fighting for his own food.

His methods are not vicious, just push him, stare at him, kick him.

Yao Chen was just doing it for acting at first, but later found that the nurse's arms were really comfortable. She was plump and fluffed up, as if she was in a cloud.Yao Chen was also an orphan all his life, and he was with a smelly old man, so he gradually developed a good impression of this wet nurse.

He is not like the sixth prince who hides in the nurse's arms all the time. He will go out to pick flowers to please the nurse, give her a massage, and bring her delicious food. The nurse is also simple-minded and simple-minded. get close.

This made the sixth prince hate him even more.

Yao Chen and the sixth prince were on the left and the right, occupying the wet nurse, while eunuch Cao stood hunched over in the shadow of the corner to install a pillar.

It was meal time, Yao Chen took a piece of red rice cake, took a bite himself, and handed it to the wet nurse.

The nurse took a bite.

"Is it sweet?"

"Tian, ​​Chen'er is so good."

Her eyes were gentle, and she smiled happily and contentedly.

The sixth prince saw it, although he still had his nipple in his mouth, he didn't sip any more.

Yao Chen pretended that he didn't exist, and shared a plate with the wet nurse. Every time, he took a bite by himself and gave it to the wet nurse.

The sixth prince: "..."

Yao Chen was like a goblin who had successfully vying for favor, winking at the sixth prince, arrogantly, after a few times, the instinct for attention overwhelmed the fear, the sixth prince also took a piece of pastry, bit it himself, and gave it to the nurse.At the same time, he glared at Yao Chen viciously and swallowed the food whole.

It was the first time since his serious illness that he had eaten anything other than milk.

Later, it changed from rice cakes to porridge, juice, soup, noodles, and then meals.

In the first few years after entering the palace, it was like working in a nursing home.

The Sixth Prince’s palace is in a remote corner, and no one disturbs him at ordinary times. At most, the monthly money and materials are deducted, and he is laughed at lightly. Others are not bad, and with the cooperation of the wet nurse and Eunuch Cao, the treatment process The progress was smooth and the results were quite fruitful, but the sixth prince himself was very unhappy.

Yao Chen always used various reasons and methods to force him out of his comfort zone. The biggest wish of the sixth prince in his childhood was to eliminate Yao Chen, the big devil.

In order to deal with him, the sixth prince learned to instigate eunuch Cao to add trouble to him, and began to talk to people other than the wet nurse.

In order to beat him up, the sixth prince ran out of the palace and chased him around the strange garden.

In order to defeat him, he also learned to flop and cry. When Yao Chen came to help him, he pushed him to the ground, pressed him down and beat him: "I'll let you pull my dick!"

When Yao Chen went from a perfect record to a [-]-[-] win, he announced that the sixth prince's autism had been cured, but he was suffering from a more serious disease: paranoia, paranoia, and brain tonic.

Eunuch Cao: "..."

Although the sixth prince seemed to have recovered from his illness and looked like a normal person, because the late emperor was seriously ill at that time, several adult princes were fighting for the throne, and the situation was not good, so they worked together to conceal this matter, and still lived with each other in the side hall. In the days when there is no dispute in the world, I hope that the new emperor who ascends the throne can keep the six princes alive. It would be even better if they were thrown far away into the fiefdom.

At this time, the sixth prince was already in his teens and hadn't been enlightened yet, so Yao Chen had no choice but to take on this important task and teach him with Eunuch Cao.

Eunuch Cao Ku Dachou looked at his adopted son deeply: "Why do I want to learn?"

Yao Chen painted cakes for him: "When you are in the fiefdom, you will only manage the money. You must know how to keep accounts, right? If you are deceived by your subordinates, you will make up for the deficit? Then don't come and cry with me 'I don't have that rich life' ah!"

Eunuch Cao was motivated, so he gritted his teeth and persevered, but after all, he was getting old and his progress was very slow. By the time he could recognize a thousand characters, the sixth prince had already learned "The Analects of Confucius" and "Mencius"—by Yao Chen The version annotated by the evildoer himself.As a result, when he was receiving traditional Confucian education, he was considered disrespectful to his father, rebellious and immoral, and suffered a lot of handcuffs.

The reason why the sixth prince can have an official husband is because his elder brothers fought like fighting cocks, each of them tore their faces, they were all crazy, each was more vicious than the other, and even made trouble to the point of forcing the palace. Holding on to his sick body to fight back, after the rebellion was cleared away, he found that the older son seemed to be the sixth prince, and what was even more surprising was that the sixth prince's illness seemed to have recovered.

Therefore, with his last breath, the first emperor appointed the six princes as the crown prince, and the chief minister and other important officials supervised the country.

The sixth prince ascended the throne, the people who served him rose to prosperity, chickens and dogs ascended to heaven, and turned serfs sang songs.

Wenyuan Pavilion tried to empty the emperor. For them, the emperor is the boss, and they are in charge. It is best for the boss to be the same as the mascot.

The emperor, on the other hand, distrusted the fat-bodied stewards very much, feeling that they were pocketing their own pockets and hiding filth. He even had doubts about Jin Yiwei, who originally supervised all officials, and he only trusted his own people.If the former head of the East Factory hadn't been so knowledgeable, he quickly abdicated and handed over the East Factory to Eunuch Cao, the emperor would re-establish the West Factory and compete with the other two institutions.

The emperor was extremely suspicious. He only got close to the wet nurse in the harem—forgot to mention that he married the wet nurse and honored her as a noble concubine—although he married the queen in order to stabilize the civil official group, consummated the marriage with her, and worked hard to create a human being, but never in The queen or other concubines stayed overnight in the palace.

At this time, Yao Chen refused in his heart to accompany/sleep with such a senior patient.

His mind was clear, and he understood the reason in an instant.

"You won't believe the nonsense of 'you can get the world'?"

The emperor pursed his lips, looked gloomy, and acquiesced.

He has a violent temper, and his emotions are often displayed on his face. Those who know him know that he is actually very thoughtful, and what is really revealed is the tip of the iceberg. At this time, his expression already shows that he is extremely angry and suppressed.

"Are you annoyed and tell me why?"

"Sacred Fire Code, Park Jiayan managed it, but I didn't." The emperor's eyes were filled with the words "It's all your fault".

"..." Can this also be blamed on me?

Yao Chen: "Take a step back, even if it's true, you'd already have me! I've worked hard for you for so many years, and I'm already yours."

All prophecies are ambiguous. "Get it" has several meanings. Is it body, love, or loyalty?Besides, getting a corpse is also "getting it"!

At that time, Yao Chen wrote this into the secret report without any concealment, with a completely joking mentality. He didn't expect that others would take it seriously, but he himself became a joke.

"I can't take risks. Five years ago you asked me if I liked men, and today I promise you to ask me again."

Yao Chen laughed angrily: "Could it be possible to change direction because of an inexplicable order? You vomited on me at that time! Besides, after passing this village, there will be no such shop!"

He regretted it very much. At that time, the emperor was just an adult, young and handsome, and treated him well when he was sensible, so he couldn't hold back his words.Unexpectedly, this mine had been buried for many years, and it was detonated today.

Thinking of the past, the emperor seemed to know that he was wrong, and waved his hand: "We will discuss this matter later."

Seeing that he barely gave in, Yao Chen felt a little relieved, and he no longer looked like a fried hair.

Little did he know that he knew the emperor, and the emperor also knew him, and knew not to persecute him too much. The two talked about other things tacitly, and reached a reconciliation on the surface, but in fact the emperor had already made arrangements.

The emperor is now more and more proficient in playing tricks. While rewarding Pu Jiayan generously, he promoted him to be the deputy commander of the Nanzhen Fusi, guarding Nanjing and monitoring Xie's house in the south of the Yangtze River. At the same time, he sent Yao Chen to continue undercover and stationed at the Wuyou Inn.

One southeast and one northwest, separating the two places, facing each other from a distance.

Pu Jiayan didn't know that the emperor was making trouble secretly, and regretted that Yao Chen's relatives in Beijing could not accept him, and was distressed that he couldn't stay with Yao Chen because of the job transfer.

"I'll think of a way," he also comforted Yao Chen, "Don't just see people's hearts because of my quarrel with my family. If they see our deep affection, they will gradually agree."

Yao Chen couldn't bear to let the little wolf dog be wronged, and said angrily, "I don't want them anymore!"

Park Jiayan kissed him: "Speaking angry again."

Pu Jiayan planned to send Yao Chen to the Wuyou Inn, and then go to Nanjing, he asked for leave, and the emperor gave permission.

The journey is long and short.

Blink is separation.

There is no distance between knowing each other, thousands of miles are still neighbors, I only hope that the heart will be connected, and the world will become close.

It was not the first time for the two of them to see the setting sun in the vast sea, but because they were about to part at this time and they were accompanied by each other, it seemed extra special.

The silvery white light gradually turned yellow, getting darker and darker, and then became golden, and the light became soft and gentle, like the gaze of lovers.

The sun went down again, and there were not many clouds around. The setting sun dyed the golden color, and gradually turned orange.

The two snuggled together, and there was a layer of orange-red light on each other's bodies, which was so warm that it made their hearts burn.Park Jiayan put his arms around Yao Chen's shoulders, and they didn't know who took the initiative first, their lips touched together.

It seems that there are only them, the yellow sand and a sunset in the world.

They are very devoted, forgetting the grievances and grievances in the world and the situation in the temple.

Both want to take something from the other and leave something behind, preferably something that never goes away.

Unknowingly, the whole sky darkened a lot. In a blink of an eye, there was only a little bit of the sun left, and it disappeared in an instant, but that piece of sky was still brighter than other places.

Just like the relationship between them, in the middle of the night, the light is shining and cannot be blocked.

What was even more unstoppable was the voice of the two deeply in love, which was sent far, far away by Night Breeze.

The stars are lit up in the sky, the sky is dark, and the mutton has been stewed. The large pieces of mutton and the fragrant and mellow spirits are the best match for the desert.

Yao Chen gathered his clothes and sat up with his legs curled up to relieve the pain and fatigue from stretching.

Park Jiayan used the prepared water to clean him up briefly.

"I didn't bring enough water." Pu Jiayan said with a hint of annoyance, a wise man has a lot of worries, and there is bound to be a mistake.

"Don't do it, go back and wash it." Yao Chen stretched out his hand first, and said pitifully, "I'm hungry."

The mutton was stewed in a pot first, and then roasted on the fire. It was delicious and soft. The meat was grilled by Pu Jiayan himself, and spices and salt were added according to Yao Chen's taste.

"How's my craft?"

"As good as the job."

Yao Chen ate it with the little wolf dog's hand. He didn't know whether it was because of the people or the atmosphere, but he thought the mutton was extremely delicious.

The sky is cloudless, and the sea of ​​stars and the Milky Way are like an unfolding scroll, with orange at the bottom and dark blue at the top, with gradients of deep purple, indigo and dark blue in the middle, dotted with nebulae, like entering a fairyland, which is fascinating.

This wild shot was well worth it.Yao Chen thought to himself.