Gospel of Lazy Cancer

Guanzhong Badao has been in bad luck since he met Yao Chen. People in the Jianghu think he is a spy of Jinyiwei. Diandu refused to deal with him due to fear of phishing law enforcement.

It's true that he killed bandits, but he also wanted to sell the stolen goods for food!

To make matters worse, former colleagues came to him and said that his former superior was demoted due to malfeasance, and the new superior admired his heroic deeds and hoped to hire him back.

"Brother, you were also a famous headhunter in Guanzhong back then, why did you join forces with rangers and thieves? All the brothers are thinking of you and looking forward to you, why don't you come back!"

Guanzhong Badao recalled all kinds of things in Gongmen back then. He had justice in his heart and guarded one side. He also left because his wife and family were revenged and slaughtered by bandits. So he wandered around, wandering alone in the rivers and lakes.

For so many years, he has always adhered to the bottom line and did not kill innocent people indiscriminately, but in this ever-changing arena, how long can he persist?

Even the bandits near his range moved out with their families when they heard that he was a member of Jinyiwei.

Moreover, some forces hostile to the imperial court and Jinyiwei gave him an ultimatum: "Zheng Moumou get out of the Jianghu circle!"

There is no room for him in the world.

After finally realizing the reality, he finally succumbed, and put back on his official uniform with exhaustion in his heart.

During a street patrol, the former Guanzhong Badao heard some people from the Jianghu talking aside.

"I've long thought that there is something wrong with him. It's all a show to betray the public family!"

"Spies are the most annoying thing!"

Zheng Butou: "Do you want to eat in prison? Shut up the fuck!"

The group of idlers suddenly became dumb.

Not to mention, being a headhunter is more prestigious, why didn't I figure it out at the time?

When people from Dongchang came to the door at night, Butou Zheng suddenly remembered the reason.

To eat public jobs, Shangguan has to obey orders!Go up the knife mountain and down the oil pan, just the first sentence.Although the person who came came from Dongchang, he was not of the same system as him, but even the county magistrate had to listen to the imperial envoy. He, a small headhunter who didn't even have a rank, could only bite the bullet and carry out his orders.

No matter how stupid or inexplicable order.

"The next day there will be vicious gangsters arriving in the city, and they must be arrested and brought to justice." The imperial envoy said solemnly.

Catcher Zheng saw clearly the appearance of the gangster on the wanted warrant, with a black question mark on his face.

Guo Yi led a rough horse into the city. He planned to rest in the city for one night before continuing on his way.

The innkeeper is warm, considerate and thoughtful, and has nothing to do all night.

But early the next morning, he found that his horse was missing. The clerk told him that his horse was detained by the government officials for defecating indiscriminately, and he would have to pay a high ransom if he wanted to redeem it.

Guo Yi frowned, he was a little annoyed, there are always some evil officials in this world who bully the good and extort money, but he was in a hurry at this time, and didn't want to cause trouble, so he planned to write it down first, and then settle the score with that little official later - if he If you can survive.

Blessings are unparalleled until misfortunes never come singly.He found out where he could buy horses, but he met a group of young beggars on the corner of the street. The youngest was a toddler, two or three years old, and the oldest one looked no more than ten years old.

"Heroes, heroes, enjoy some food!"

"We haven't eaten for three days."

"I beg you to save my sister, she developed a high fever in the middle of the night last night, and the doctor said we won't treat it if we don't have money... woo woo..."

"Hero, my deaf and blind grandmother broke her leg..."

After a while, Guo Daxia's money to buy the horse was gone. He sighed, it seemed that he could only rely on two legs, and his lightness skills were not bad, but it was a bit expensive.

When he came to the city gate, the city gate was already closed, and it was still early in the morning, Guo Yi asked the guard in puzzlement.

The guard told him regretfully: "Unfortunately, we are restricted to travel on single and double days, and today is double, so the city gate is closed so early."

Guo Yi: "..."

On the way back to the inn, Guo Yi suddenly saw the little beggars who had surrounded him earlier, and seeing him turn into a dark alley in a hurry, he immediately followed.

The older boy who was leading the begging before was leaning on a bamboo pole, and he was sultry, and he didn't face Guo Yishi's dullness and pitifulness at all. He said ruffianically: "Zheng Butou, we all did as you said, and the mutton steamed buns that we agreed What? One bowl per person! We have more than 20 people!"

"You're too dark, there were only ten people working just now!" Catcher Zheng shook his head again and again, "Do you want to buy a deal twice? Spit out Guo Daxia's money first."

"This is our extra money. How much we can earn depends on our ability. Do you still want to be free?" The little beggar was soft when he saw that it was hard, "It's so cold, we have to buy a few old quilts, right... ..."

"Keep this set of fools!"

The steps that fool Guo Yi was about to take from the shadows stopped immediately.

The little beggar over there is still bargaining with Zheng Butou: "It was agreed at the beginning, we will have a full meal after the matter is completed, even if you don't give me face, you have to give face to the beggar gang?"

Zheng Butou was about to say something, seeing that the conversation was getting worse and worse, Dongchang Baihu coughed, and he motioned the other two to look at the entrance of the alley.

Seeing the person coming, Zheng Botou suddenly stiffened, with a shame on his face, and his feet moved back and forth uneasily.

A well-known northern martial arts legend, a notorious Dongchang fan, a headhunter in Guanzhong who abandoned evil and turned good, led a group of ragged little beggars with runny noses, and occupied the busiest street on the side of West Street. Because there are so many small beggars, some of them can only squeeze together or squat at the foot of the table.

The mutton steamed bun of this restaurant is a must in the city, the ingredients are heavy and mellow, the meat is rotten and the soup is thick, the mutton is neither thin nor thick, fat but not greasy, and the aroma is overflowing.Come to a bowl this winter, as the saying goes, "Qin cooks only yokan".This stall is handed down from father to son, and from son to grandson. Currently, a middle-aged man in his 40s is in charge of the case. His elderly father is on the sidelines. There is a boy who runs errands and does some chores. The three generations open the stall together every day, rain or shine.

It can be seen that this group of people is not easy to mess with, even if they dislike beggars for dirtying the place, they dare not drive them away, so they can only bite the bullet and receive them.At least the owner of the food stall recognized Zheng Butou, and after a few words of greeting, he gradually became more courageous and concentrated on making cakes.

The three adults sat at the same table, silent and awkward, but the leading beggar at the next table was very comfortable and talked to Guo Yi familiarly.

"The steamed buns here are made of sesame seeds, and they are roasted and soaked in soup, which is very delicious!"

Guo Yi smiled tolerantly, not caring about his previous deceit, and said: "Then you eat more."

"You have such a good temper, you don't look like a hero at all."

"Then what do you think a hero should be like?"

"Wandering through the rivers and lakes with one sword and one sword, meeting gods and gods and gods, encountering demons and demons, and fighting if there is any disagreement."

"It's about drawing swords to help when encountering injustice!" Seeing the lively chat between the two, another child joined in enthusiastically: "The temple we lived in was destroyed by heroes fighting. It just collapsed!"

"If you want to learn, I can teach you a few tricks." Well, let's start with the squatting and breathing method.

"Really?"

The little beggars were chirping around Guo Yi, who had no pretensions and replied gently, as if the head of a kindergarten had completely held the troublesome children, Zheng Butou was stunned, until the store brought the mutton soup, the little beggars The beggars stopped talking and kept stuffing things into their mouths instead.

"As expected of Hero Guo, with such a demeanor and benevolence, I hope Haihan has offended me so much before."

Guo Yi: Who made me have a carefree eldest niece?It's time to work out...

Faced with Zheng Butou's sincere apology, Guo Yi generously exposed the matter.He didn't feel malicious or murderous, so he dealt with it patiently. If he encountered this series of unlucky things 20 years ago, he must have exploded.

"Actually, I saw something was wrong, so I followed suit."

Zheng Butou asked: "Where did we show our feet?"

The hundreds of households in Dongchang sarcastically said: "That little beggar is a 'hero' when he speaks. With all due respect, how can he look like a knight? It's hard not to doubt it."

Guo Yi didn't deny it, and didn't care about the rudeness in his words, and asked, "Who is this?"

"The name is not worth mentioning. A certain person is one of the hundred households of the Dongji Incident Factory. I have been ordered by Master Zhangyin to ask Master Guo to stay here."

"I don't recognize your pawprint sir." Subtle meaning: Why should you listen to him?

Baihu just wanted to say "You don't want to toast and eat fine wine", but thinking about Master Zhangyin's earnest teachings, this will expose the fact that he is poor at reasoning, so he feels that he can work harder and try to persuade others with reasoning: "Cao Yincao My lord, the single name is Chen Zi, and I am Cao Du's son."

Also called Chen?It's a coincidence that it has the same name as my eldest niece.Guo Yi thought to himself.

Guo Yi had actually heard of Master Dongchang.

Eunuch Cao of Dongchang has ten tigers under his command; the big tigers don't eat people, but love to eat human ancestors.

Don't ask what Renzu is, the part after removing the radical "礻" of the word "ancestor" is what it looks like.

This nursery rhyme that is not suitable for children has been spread all over the world. Guo Yi lamented that people's hearts are not old, and secretly lamented that the "big tiger" who was the first of the ten tigers was notorious, and hoped from the bottom of his heart that he would never have anything to do with this person in this life any relationship.

At this time, when he learned that the big tiger called his name to obstruct him, he was puzzled and full of resistance.

"Forgive me." His answer immediately chilled the faces of all the families in Dongchang.

Seeing the stalemate in the atmosphere, Catcher Zheng couldn't help turning around and said, "Master Palm Print, did you explain anything else?"

Hundreds of households in the East Factory shook their heads.The order he received was: no matter what the cost, stop Guo Yi from going to the Worry-free Inn, disfigure his face, poison his martial arts, use up his tendons and tendons, no matter the means, just keep his breath.

Zheng Butou turned to ask Guo Yi: "Guo Daxia, if you think about it carefully, have you ever had a relationship with Mr. Zhangyin or Dongchang?"

Guo Yi was at a loss.

At this time, the little beggars had already killed the sea bowl of mutton soup that was bigger than their own heads.

"Zheng Butou, Guo Daxia, thank you for your hospitality, and the disciples of the beggar gang will remember it in their hearts." The little beggar leader clasped his fists in a dignified manner, and ran away happily with a group of well-fed men.

The shopkeeper was rubbing the rag with his hands, as if he wanted to settle the score but didn't dare.

The three of them were so happy, Guo Yi calmly looked at Zheng Butou, he gave all the money to the little beggars, but at this time the little beggars had already disappeared, and finally Zheng Butou was defeated, ready to say that it would be recorded in the account Come on, wait for the salary to be paid next month before clearing it.

The imperial envoy next to him couldn't stand it anymore, a string of copper coins was slapped on the table, thinking that after leaving Beijing, all he saw were poor ghosts, and he didn't even bother to search for money, no wonder everyone only wanted to stay in the palace.

This move probably won Guo Yi's favor, as if he saw a shining point of humanity in this Dongchang minion, or maybe it was just the most simple cannibalism effect, Guo Yi's tone was much calmer.

He thought about it carefully: "Guo is just a countryman, and has no contact with people in the court. If I have to say it, I know a Jinyiwei named Pu in Hangzhou." That bad embryo who lost his eldest niece!

Everyone in the East Factory was surprised, and asked him for the exact time and place. They were pleasantly surprised: "I heard from the superiors that the case of the Xie family, although Chaoshang Jinyiwei won the award, it was our East Factory who actually made the first contribution! We only kept a low profile I'm used to it, and I just don't care about those false names." Speaking of the rivalry between the two families, the voices of the hundreds of families in Dongchang revealed abundant and fresh feelings.

Zheng Butou said: "When the Xie family's daughter was killed, I was there, and later in a ruined temple, I met the Yanshan bodyguard who was framed, and the bodyguard who was inseparable from him became Jinyiwei, escorting the prisoner to Beijing. "

It was only then that Guo Yi learned that his eldest niece was with Jin Yiwei again, and sighed: "To be honest, her name is Yao Chen, and it's me..."

"Yao Chen is Master Zhangyin!" It's just that Governor Cao ordered Dongchang to call him Cao Chen, so there is no need to say this in front of outsiders.

Guo Yiru was struck by lightning, and Yao Chen was a big tiger, a big tiger that ate human ancestors? !

He suddenly remembered that his eldest niece said that she was adopted by an old man when she was young and worshiped him as her adoptive father. That should refer to Governor Cao of Dongchang.

Guo Yi felt suddenly enlightened.

He didn't suspect that Yao Chen was not his righteous brother's flesh and blood. He didn't know whether his siblings gave birth to male or female heirs. It was his preconceived notion that the one who wore women's clothing was the eldest niece, which led to a misunderstanding—what a ghost!

Why does the eldest nephew wear women's clothing? !

Catcher Zheng seemed to think that Guo Daxia's head was not chaotic enough, and suddenly said: "Isn't Mr. Zhangyin a eunuch?"

The eldest niece is not the eldest niece, but the eunuch in women's clothing.I don’t know that point is even more shocking, women’s clothes or eunuchs, Margot and others, can they be combined together?

The merciless and ungrateful heaven, why did you play tricks on me who is loving and righteous?

He wanted to break up with his brother-in-law.

Later, under the explanation of Dongchang Baihu, Guo Yi learned that his eldest nephew was still in good health, and that he was pretending to be a woman in order to spy on information. He understood that this was Yao Chen's way of protecting himself from getting involved in this incident. swirl.

He also decided not to think about the gossip surrounding the head of the ten tigers of the East Factory, and to believe in the intelligent, keen, determined, and extremely independent young man he knew.

Nevertheless, Guo Yi still expressed his desire to go west.

The hundred households in Dongchang were very puzzled: "Since you are Master Zhangyin's uncle, why didn't you listen to his dissuasion?"

"Because Yao Chen's biological father is at the Wuyou Inn right now."

Hundreds of households in Dongchang: Ah, what about the governor? !Will you be mad?Should I say it?Who should I talk to first?I feel like this is a matter of Taoism.

Zheng Butou was faintly worried that he would be silenced if he knew too much, but he still couldn't help listening.

"The situation of his biological father is a bit complicated, and one or two sentences are not clear. I have to tell him face to face."

Guo Yi thought that he was the only one who knew the identity of Yao Chen's biological father.

In fact, Park Jiayan also knew.

From a strange dream.

That dream was very real. At first, he and Yao Chen lived a life similar to the present one.

Both of them are descendants of Mingjiao, but they serve the imperial court. One is in Dongchang and the other is in Jinyiwei. They don't know anything about their own backgrounds.In the Wuyou Inn, they met, knew each other, and fell in love, but unfortunately they couldn't stay together in the end.

They concealed their identities from each other, traveled the rivers and lakes, and investigated bizarre cases one after another. He admired Yao Chen's resourcefulness and charm, and Yao Chen envied his martial arts talent. .

But Yao Chen still learned the truth, struggled between life and grace, loyalty and filial piety, and gradually the smiles on his face became less and less. Being overthrown by the Ming Cult caused his life to suffer. He was in a dilemma and couldn't make a decision. During the delay, he had to endure the torture in his heart and provide the court with information about people in the world.

Later, because of his betrayal, his identity was exposed. People in the Jianghu regarded him as a traitor. On the other hand, the imperial court doubted his loyalty because of his life experience, there were many constraints and constant surveillance, and he was excluded from the center of power.

He was nostalgic for the two worlds, and was finally abandoned by both worlds at the same time.

Yao Chen quickly faded away, Park Jiayan regretted it, and prepared to take him far away to hide in the mountains and forests. Yao Chen was desperate for friends and family, and pinned all his hopes on the paradise described by Park Jiayan.

But when the appointed day came, Park Jiayan missed the appointment.

He knew his life experience the night before, and his eyes were blinded by hatred, which made him join the conspiracy of Mingjiao Zuo Shi Zhengyang to assassinate the emperor.In order to succeed in the assassination, Shi Zhengyang teamed up with many people from all corners of the country. After Yao Chen learned about it, he quickly chased him and tried to stop him, but Park Jiayan seemed to be possessed and couldn't listen to him at all. He accidentally killed Yao Chen's biological father during the fight. Draw a great moat between the two of them.

In desperation, Pu Jiayan made a desperate move and led his men to sneak into the palace, but the emperor had already learned of their plan and sent a high-ranking expert to ambush him. He was seriously injured and unconscious, and was captured together with his teacher Zhengyang.

In order to save his life, Shi Zhengyang uttered Yao Chen's order. Because of the sentence "you can gain the world", the emperor decided to put Yao Chen under house arrest in the palace. In exchange, he spared Park Jiayan's life and lied to him It is said that Yao Chen has passed away.Dejected, Pu Jiayan went into exile in the Western Regions and returned to Persia to settle down.

Rich clothes and fine food, high bed and soft pillows, the world thought it was a golden house, but for Yao Chen, it was a cage that tortured his body and mind. He still kept his promise for decades, and finally died in a severe winter.

In the cold and empty hall, an extremely weak voice sounded, and the owner of the voice was not quite clear.

"I was sold for the first time, and my parents got ten catties of millet in exchange. I thought it would be good, at least they could live a few more days."

"Being betrayed for the second time, the adoptive father has changed to the authority of one person under one person and over ten thousand people. This is not bad, it can be regarded as repaying his kindness of upbringing."

"The third time...cough, cough haha! I sold myself, exchanged for another love, and ended my life... pure..."

The sound is reduced to inaudible.

Afterwards, a bright yellow figure slowly walked out of the hall, and calmly issued an order: "The corpse is embalmed and buried in the imperial tomb."