Gospel of Lazy Cancer

With Park Jiayan, Bai Yun felt that her menopause would be brought forward sooner or later.

She held back her temper and tried to calm her voice: "Don't talk about what the paparazzi or the public will do if they find out. I know you won't listen even if you tell. Have you ever thought about how he will react if he finds out?"

Park Jiayan had obviously thought it over and had a perfect plan.

"It's not the opposite door. It's in another building, one floor higher than him, separated by more than a hundred meters. Even if it is discovered, it can be said to be a coincidence."

So you've turned into the gentleman peeking at each other's balconies with binoculars? !

Bai Yun felt that she needed a cup of Huoxiang Zhengqi Water to slow down, but Park Jiayan immediately posed a problem for him: "I want to join the crew of "Falling in Love with You."

Have a drink or two.

"Falling in Love with You" is a youth idol drama that caters to the tastes of young people. It may be popular and make money, but it will not be deep and its influence is limited.However, the producer received a call from Bai Yun, a well-known agent in the industry, saying that Jason wanted to play a guest role in the play, and the role did not need to be too many.

"Does Jason want to get involved in the small screen?" The producer was very surprised. He tentatively asked, if Jason, who is now popular, enters the film and television industry, those first-line niche students will be sad, and the company will also adjust the plan for training new talents. The inside is similar to Jason's and the same style can be rested.

"I'm a little interested, just experimenting, and mainly developing in the music field. Young people are unpredictable." Bai Yun and him flirted with each other.

"If Jason is willing, he can give him the number one male." Anyway, the crew hasn't publicized it yet, and Jason's popularity is much higher than that of a boy group leader who debuted in the draft, an order of magnitude gap.

"No need, I've read the script, the male second is fine, don't choose the main character, the play is not too difficult." Besides the male first, the male second and male third have the most rivalries, and Park Jiayan chose it himself.

"The salary? Our budget..."

The producer and Bai Yun probably negotiated a number and hung up the phone in satisfaction.

"Satisfied?" Bai Yun raised her eyebrows and looked at Park Jiayan. She very much disagreed with her cousin's actions.

Park Jiayan nodded sharply, showing an expectant smile, and happily ran to pack his luggage. He moved too hastily before, and most of his things were still in the original place.

"I heard that school dramas can wear their own clothes, which ones do you think I should bring?"

It's useless to wear anything if you're wrong.

Seeing his nervous, restless and expectant stunned look, Bai Yun seemed to see her young age, and her heart was touched. She was not optimistic about his relationship with Yao Chen, but what was the use of what she said?

Young people, you will understand only when you hit the south wall and it hurts.

One day, Yao Chen was exercising, the doorbell rang, Xiao Chen went to open the door, Qin Shounian came in angrily, directly opened the decorative Western wine in the cupboard, poured himself a glass, looked up and dried it, and put the glass on the table forcefully , making a loud bang.

Xiao Chen was stunned by his rage, Yao Chen gave him a look, Xiao Chen immediately went out and closed the door thoughtfully.

"Welcome, please come in, please have a drink, you are welcome."

"Now is not the time to tell jokes!" Qin Shounian roared, and then he realized that he should not lose his temper with Yao Chen, "Sorry."

"What happened?"

Qin Shounian said angrily, "Your role has been robbed."

"Oh," Yao Chen didn't respond, "Who snatched it?"

"The second male."

"Then who snatched the male second?"

"Jason."

Qin Shounian gritted his teeth, Yao Chen suddenly realized, and asked curiously: "Isn't he a singer?" He had been wanting to listen to his song, but he forgot it when he got busy (?).

"Are you serious? Is this your concern?"

Qin Shounian wiped his face vigorously and suppressed the emotion in his eyes. His anger was originally directed at that inexplicable Jason, but now it was changed to Yao Chen.

Yao Chen poured him a cup, thinking that he didn't have to bother to lose weight, and found out his collection.

"Where did you get the Coke?"

"Is this your concern?" Yao Chen rolled his eyes, "The law of the jungle, big fish eat small fish, and small fish eat dried shrimps, isn't this a common thing! One day when we become big fish, will we not eat them?" Xiaoyu? So you are angry because you feel that your abilities do not match your goals, and when you encounter setbacks, you will feel frustrated and self-doubt."

"Great! You sound like my therapist."

Yao Chen doesn't like acting, and he doesn't have to act in that TV series. He originally wanted to take the conventional route, relying on his fame to get more opportunities to appear in movies and win awards. Unfortunately, this seems too much trouble, and it is not easy to go. He can only Change the way.

"Find me a benefactor."

Qin Shounian sprayed.

"Ahem!" Qin Shounian coughed for a few minutes before stopping.

After confirming that he was not joking, Qin Shounian fell into a long silence.

"Being an actor is so important to you?"

"Well, the meaning of life." Once achieved, I can retire as soon as possible.

Qin Shounian endured it, and felt that he had to ask clearly: "Where's your little boyfriend?"

"Which one?"

"One night three years ago, you texted me that you were in love with a dog."

"It's the little wolf dog, thank you."

"so?"

"It's over, it's completely turned over." Yao Chen sighed, not a boyfriend, but a liar, a liar who lied to him!

After the photo of Yao Chen sleeping that was said to be from a fan leaked out, Yao Chen did not tell Qin Shounian that he had been set up by someone. At first, he firmly believed that it was a misunderstanding, probably because the photo was accidentally seen by someone or he lost his phone. I sent a lot of messages to Little Wolf Dog, hoping that he would reply and explain the situation. I also called, but the phone kept shutting down. Later, he found out the truth and felt so ashamed. don't talk about it.

Qin Shounian knew that Yao Chen never had fans, because he never had time to have fans (Yao Chen: ...).Therefore, Qin Shounian always thought that he had a conflict with his little boyfriend, and Yao Chen had many suitors abroad these years, but he didn't agree to anyone. He probably had an old wound that was not healed.

"Have you made up your mind?" Qin Shounian repeatedly confirmed.

"Ah."

On the way back, Qin Shounian couldn't calm down, and couldn't help thinking of the first time he met Yao Chen.At that time, he was still an agent standing at the top of the pyramid, and he was blocked by this fledgling boy in the bathroom. He almost thought that the other party was interested in him, but Yao Chen solemnly introduced himself, gave him a resume printed on ordinary A4 paper, and said He had just finished acting in a film made by a certain director, and he hoped to win an award, so he recommended himself to sign the contract.

Qin Shounian mocked unceremoniously: "It's not bad for looks, but it's not good for signing a contract, and it's okay for sleeping."

"You're too old, I'm afraid you won't be able to satisfy me."

"..."

"You are going to the Country R Film Festival soon, and you will be able to see the film. Remember to contact me when the time comes."

"I don't even know the company's arrangement, where did you get the news?" Qin Shounian became vigilant.

"I hacked your company's computer...it doesn't matter. Make a bet, if the film wins an award, you will sign me."

Qin Shounian was dubious at the time, but the next day he received the company's arrangement, and he signed Yao Chen after returning home.

On the day of signing the contract, Qin Shounian asked Yao Chen, "How do you know that the film will definitely win an award?"

Yao Chen showed a sly smile: "The best costume and best original music are also awards!"

They looked at each other and laughed, full of confidence in the future.

At this moment, Qin Shounian looked at the list of sponsorship conditions Yao Chen sent him, but he didn't have any confidence at all.

The gender requirements are male, and legally single. Considering the special nature of the sponsor's father, Yao Chen did not write any emotional requirements, that is, he must not have other lovers during the relationship—for health and safety reasons.

Between the ages of twenty and forty, with high technical skills preferred - men, you know.

Both parties are obliged to keep confidential, and shall not disclose all information during the relationship to anyone in any way, including but not limited to mutual relationship, dating time and place, sex/function and performance, and it is strictly forbidden to use it for profit-he does not want to meet the first Two liars.

In addition, Yao Chen also listed in detail the standards he can accept, such as wow - yes, beep - no...

Qin Shounian looked indifferent: Some of the format and content are a bit similar to the resume he gave himself back then.

This is not looking for a funder at all, but looking for a job, right?

He was in a daze for a long time, finally picked up the phone and dialed a number: "Mr. Sheng, do you have a drink?"

At this time, on a certain life emotion forum.

A netizen called [I screwed up again] sent a post asking for help.

The host has been secretly in love with someone, and tried hard to get close to him, but every time he messed up.This time there is a project, I found out that he will participate, the host tried his best to join it, but he accidentally squeezed him out _(:::з」∠)_ Hey, the host is already crying in the toilet, now I just woke up and asked for help, waiting online, very urgent.

PS: The host is male.

[F1]: Is the other party a straight man?Even if it is, I advise the landlord to give up as soon as possible.

[2nd floor]: Lou Zhu's luck is gone...

[3rd floor]: It seems that the landlord and the other party are not in the same company?

[Fourth Floor]: The host replied, he is working alone, he has a partner, and the partner is annoying... Sigh, the host is also very busy at work, if you don't work hard, you won't be able to see him at all.

[Fifth floor]: The poster's ID looks familiar. Did you open the popular post three years ago?

[Floor 6]: Which one is the upstairs talking about?

[7th floor]: Going back to the 6th floor, there was a misunderstanding between the two of them. The family objected to them being together, so they took away the landlord's mobile phone and locked it up. As a result, the landlord's partner thought he had changed his mind and went abroad. No news.Link attached.So now your object is back?

[8th Floor]: The host replied, um, he is back, but he hasn’t seen my QAQ yet, so I sneaked a few glances at him.

[9th Floor]: Secret love is too bitter, I have had a similar experience, now looking back, I regret that I didn't come directly to the door to confess my love, and I want a result, even if it is rejection is good.

[Floor 10]: The host replied, but I don't accept the result of rejection, he must be with me.

[Floor 11]: Must?It's so funny, isn't it?Landlord, you are not a three-year-old child anymore, you are already six years old, watch less TV dramas, the persona of a domineering president is outdated.

[Floor 12]: Hahaha!Did you think you were Jason?Must be number one on the list?In other words, if I Sen confessed to me, I would definitely not refuse.Hee hee hee hee hee hee!

[Floor 13]: Wake up upstairs, but I think the domineering president's text is very interesting!Strongly recommend "The School Bully Falls in Love with Me" and "The President Chasing His Wife" by a certain university! !

[Floor 14]: Chasing his wife ended up unfinished, bad review!

[Floor 15]: Hey, it's a crooked building, is the host still there?

……

[Floor 27]: The landlord replied, no help at all, so angry!I'm going to delete the post!

[Floor 28]: I’m on the 6th floor. I’m going to come back after making up the previous situation. It seems that the host and his sweetheart have a bad history. I think the host should not act rashly if he wants to save him. The timing of meeting again is very important. I suggest you first Look for opportunities to explain past misunderstandings clearly, and then get along with him patiently, approach him as ordinary friends, and get to know him better and accompany him.In the end, it will be a matter of course, express your heart, and let him accept you again.All in all, it is boiled frogs in warm water.

[Floor 29]: The landlord replied, yes, thank you!I will think about it!

However, not long after, a netizen with the same name posted another post.

The host just saw his sweetheart dating a big pig's trotter!Now I'm in the restroom of the restaurant, and I feel like I can't control the prehistoric power in my body, what should I do? !

[Floor 1]: Sofa~

[2F]: Wash your face with cold water!Impulse is the devil!

[Floor 3]: The landlord replied, wash it!But still want to kill!

[Floor 4]: Which one do you want to kill?The sweetheart or his new object?Or two together?

[Floor 5]: I am the 6th floor where you posted that post earlier, hello, we meet again, have you ever thought about what you mean to your sweetheart now?If rushing to kill someone is useful, go for it.

[Floor 6]: The landlord replied, but I feel so uncomfortable...

[7th Floor]: Add me, private chat.