[Comprehensive Fairy Tale] Today I am still full of energy

Shen Xun has been very down and out recently, because of the company's layoffs, he was the first to be laid off. Now he has been unemployed for several months, and now he is a jobless vagrant.

He felt that the future was very gloomy and his life was very hopeless.

Recently he saw the news about a young man who was overwhelmed and jumped to his death and a man was found dead in a rental house for a month.

He wrapped up his air-conditioning quilt tightly, and felt sadly in his heart that if he couldn't find a job to earn money, he would really have to do a free-fall experiment on the sixth floor of his cheap old residential building to experiment with Galileo's theorem.Or, one day the landlord came to collect the rent, only to find out that his handsome tenant had died for more than a month, and his death was extremely ugly.

When his mother called to inquire about the current situation recently, he used all his nonsense skills in school to show that he had a very good life recently. He was bragging on the phone while enjoying the air conditioner to dry his feet. The next moment he owed the electricity bill There was a power outage and plunged into dire straits...

Is there any way to earn money that can help him get through his urgent needs?

"La la la la... Calabash baby, gourd baby..." The weird and eye-catching ringtone of the phone immediately attracted Shen Xun's attention.

When he looked at the caller ID, he frowned slightly. To be honest, he didn't really want to answer the call, but it wasn't very good to hang up directly, so he let the phone ring with blank eyes until he hung up automatically.

I thought that the other party would stop calling because no one answered, but I didn't expect that the other party persisted in making several calls one after another.

Shen Xun began to hesitate if there was something important.

"...Hello?" When the fourth call rang and was about to hang up, it was finally connected.

"... Are you next to me?" It was still a deep and magnetic voice that drove those voice-activated fans crazy.

This nonsensical sentence actually allowed Shen Xun to keep up with his thinking.

"...No, I just took a shower." Shen Xun ignored the time after one o'clock in the noon and opened his eyes to talk nonsense.

The other party didn't break through his words, but just laughed softly.

"I heard you lost your job?"

"That happened a while ago, and I found it now." Shen Xun was like this, desperately refusing to admit his difficulties in front of him, as if he would lose confidence in front of him after admitting it.

"...Hmm." The other party only replied with one word, and then fell silent.

During this silence, Shen Xun almost thought that he was talking to himself on the phone.

This was a dialogue that ended without a problem, and neither party said what was in their hearts.Shen Xun doesn't care either, what he cares about now is to find a job, make good money, and settle the matter in front of him first.

If you can, it's best to find a job to watch beauties.

He once thought of writing cool articles on the Internet full-time, such as Long Aotian, or going to Green JJ to write Danmei articles.He took three years of Chinese class in high school and was often praised for his representative composition. He believes that he can easily master these things.

For this reason, he once called his cousin who played better in childhood to ask which website is better. As far as he knows, this cousin is well-known on a certain website, but the other party's answer It surprised him.

Brother Tang ~ said, keep your feet on the ground and work hard.Adhere to the socialist road and don't bring trouble to the motherland.

His tone was full of vicissitudes, as if he had seen through the world of mortals for a while, and returned to the style of veteran cadres in the 60s.

Obviously, the two of them didn't get along well when they met before, and they were so crazy that people looked sideways.

Shocked, on Tang~ What exactly did brother go through...

In order to survive, he embarked on the road of creation.

Every night, under the light of the bedside lamp, I struggled until the early morning in front of the computer, just to increase the number of words and sell them at a good price...

His articles are highly sought after by men, and he is the favorite of men...

So I understand...

Then, when he thought about overdrawing his life to write, and writing a few million words would not necessarily succeed, an unexpected turning point came.

When he was digging his feet to code the indescribable bed~scene in the novel, he didn't know that the computer software popped up a job advertisement page, and he clicked the cross with the mouse in the wrong place, so he clicked on the page all at once.

The entire page was green, and the lace on the top had the same background and color palette as some PPTs promoting socialist core values, which made him feel terrified and guilty as if he had been discovered.

There is only one problem on the entire page, the font size is very large, and the font is green.

The hand that originally wanted to cross, suddenly became interested after seeing the first question.

The first question is: Do you want a job that is positive and healthy, helps promote the development of social civilization, is conducive to the construction of socialist core values, and allows you to travel freely?

【really want

not】

Shen Xun thought, he is the successor of the new era of the young man wearing a red scarf, who can throw his head and blood for the society, and always strives to serve the people at the front line, and his current job is just for making ends meet!

That is definitely what I want very much!

Immediately jump out a page of questionnaire.

[What type of stories do you usually like to read? 】

[A. Fairy tales B. Romance stories C. Tanmei stories D. World classics E. Others]

Shen Xun thought for a while, and BC seemed to be too connotative, and D seemed too pretentious. It was just for fun anyway, so he chose A.

No one would dislike fairy tales, right? It's very good for all ages.

[Are you a person with a sense of mission? 】

Yes.

[Are you a hardworking person? 】

Yes.

[Are you willing to contribute to the promotion of socialist core values? 】

Yes.

Anyway, try to put gold on your face!Shameless is shameless!The shameless youth is him!

[Do you respond to the theme of a harmonious society and resolutely resist vulgar and indecent novel videos? 】

Yes!

It's definitely not him who writes some unsatisfactory sex men with mutations, awesome girls, beautiful girls in the harem who are tens of thousands of years old, and such and such fast food articles! ! !

……

The process keeps clicking the "Yes" option with the mouse.

On the wrong positioning of oneself and the suffocating operation of shamelessly putting gold on one's face...

The last question: Are you willing to join the ranks of the socialist core values ​​of workers?

Continue without question: yes.

The entire page turned white, and the four large black characters in the middle were extremely familiar, having appeared countless times in Shen Xunfei's career.

Thank you for participation!

Shen Xun felt bored filling out the questionnaire himself, rolled his eyes, moved the mouse, and clicked the "cross" in the upper right corner of the page.Continue to return to the small black house to code the exciting plot that has not been coded just now.

I just wrote that the protagonist is about to hit the base, and all senses have disappeared!

He fell to the ground, foaming at the mouth, unable to speak, suspected of having a stroke.

he passed out...

And the bed~scene that was just coded is being mosaiced word by word, and then this mosaic is covered with a section of green characters.

[Due to the harmonious society, it will not be displayed! 】

……

When he woke up again, he found himself in a strange place.

The short wooden eaves, with both sides sloping to both sides, are exquisite and compact in workmanship, giving a sense of pastoral leisure style, and the bed under him is soft, comparable to my own Simmons...

Well, maybe this is a dream, after all, I am too tired from work.

Turn over, close your eyes, soft ~ soft mattress, try to close your eyes again...

There seems to be something strange wrapped around the cheeks and arms...

My hair is as short as a flat cut...

So who is this long hair? !

This realization frightened him to jump up with unprecedented agility, his eyes were completely opened, and he looked in horror at the place on the bed where he just felt the soft hair.

On the bed~ there is long black translucent hair dragging, the hair quality is even worse than the ps in the advertisement...

This is the end of the hair without forks, looking up along the end of the hair...

Suspiciously, he reached out and scratched the black lump on his back...

Soft and shiny, so smooth that it is unbelievable, like a pudding, it is hard to put it down.

I guess it's about a meter long...

The hair quality is very good, and many people must be envious... I didn't grasp the strength and pulled the hair...

A burst of pain came from the scalp! ! !

"Ouch!!!"

The pain made him scream, but it made him understand the current situation...

What bastard tied him here! !

And who got the hair that grew to death on his handsome cropped head? ! !

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