[Comprehensive Fairy Tale] Today I am still full of energy

When Bai Xue woke up, he felt a deep red mark on his neck, sore flesh, and a dry throat that made it painful to swallow.

He frowned, with sapphire blue eyes, looked at Shen Xun pitifully, pointed to the throat and said, "I, here, hurt, what should I do?"

Shen Xun, who was looking at him with distaste for the pink hairband, suddenly had a serious baby face, leaned over and raised Bai Xue's chin to observe carefully for a while, then backed away to a distance of half a meter, holding his face, serious as if It's like Bai Xue has terminal cancer.

"Drink more hot water."

"..."

So under the instruction of Dr. Shen Xun's barefoot, he was poured several large cups of warm boiled water. While drinking the boiled water, he curiously asked Shen Xun what kind of treatment it was.

Shen Xun thought for a while and said, "Physiotherapy for straight men."

"..."

Bai Xue felt that he couldn't see through this cute and kind dwarf in front of him.

Seeing that Bai Xue's sore throat basically disappeared after being poured a few cups of boiled water, Shen Xun couldn't help but sigh in admiration.

Sure enough, the protagonist, Guanghuan, is safe. For an ordinary person, being strangled like this, after such a period of time, it would have been completely cold.

Looking at the crimson to purple strangle marks on the white, tender and slender neck, Shen Xun stretched out his hand to touch it, and Bai Xue immediately shrank his neck in pain, frowned and stared at him, somewhat resentful Means: "Pain!"

Shen Xun withdrew his hand embarrassingly, and asked, "What happened?"

Although he felt that according to the fairy tale, it was the queen who came to the door, he was not sure if there would be other mistakes. After all, this was a pirated version of the fairy tale. What if it was Bai Xue's old friend seeking revenge?

He always asked a question to make Bai Xue think that it would be better if he didn't know.

Then Bai Xue frowned and began to recall a short period of things that happened before Shen Xun came back.

Things were pretty much as Shen Xun thought, Bai Xue was sitting at home obediently waiting for him to go back, when he heard a movement at the door, he thought it was him coming back, but it turned out that an old man who was shopping for gadgets wandered here. , the old man came to sell him small gadgets such as hair bands and hair clips, and enthusiastically offered to give them away for free.

Bai Xue remembered that Shen Xun didn't have a hair tie, and couldn't stand his slovenly appearance, so he planned to get two for him, anyway, don't pay for nothing.After cheerfully taking a few gadgets, his eyes flashed suddenly, his neck tightened, and the other party strangled his neck with a hair tie, and finally fell to the ground and waited for Shen Xun to come back.

Hearing this, Shen Xun really couldn't suppress the heart that wanted to complain.

"Don't you think it's suspicious that an old man shopping suddenly appeared in the forest?"

"I didn't think much about it..." Bai Xue looked at him with pure eyes.

"..." Please use your brain...

"Then he left like this?"

The scene of the two fighting before emerged in Bai Xue's mind. He beat the opponent hard enough, but the opponent used some means to gain the upper hand and strangled him to the ground.

Just as he stretched out his foot and kicked the opponent hard, the man suddenly said a word.

"Do you want that dwarf to die outside right now?!"

While he was in a daze, the other party took aim at this opportunity and immediately used the hair tie in his hand to strangle him, causing him to almost suffocate to death.

but--

He glanced at Shen Xun and didn't say anything, just said: "Yeah, I passed out after that."

Shen Xun rubbed his chin and thought for a moment, wondering if he would come to poison Bai Xue again as in the fairy tale, and then the prince passed by and kissed the princess, and took away the evil.

If that's the case, then everyone's happy...

Seeing the happy expression on Shen Xun's face, Bai Xue raised his eyebrows in dissatisfaction that he was about to reveal his inner thoughts, but suppressed it in time.

"You...you...did you just kiss me?" Bai Xue's small voice came.

Shen Xun recovered from the joy of imagining the future, "What?" Turning his head to look at Bai Xue, at this time Bai Xue had a timid and shy expression, and occasionally looked back at Shen Xun, touching Shen Xun's line of sight He looked back immediately.

Just like a shy little girl...

"I... When I was in a coma before... I felt someone kissing me..." After saying this, Bai Xue covered his face embarrassingly, and peeked at Shen Xun through his fingers.

Facing Bai Xue's words and the little girl's movements and expressions, Shen Xun's body turned to stone, his expression froze, and he quickly searched for a solution in his mind.

He forgot that in this world, feelings beyond friendship can occur between men and men, and Bai Xue, an ignorant princess who was raised in the palace since she was a child, is so innocent as hell.

If he is the protagonist prince, he should be liked by the princess who has never seen the world and only knows that he is kissed ~ kissed and will be together, and then fly away together.

really……

"I read in those books that after kissing, there will be a child!" Bai Xue put down his hand covering his face, and pointed out his worries in a shy and serious manner.

Shen Xun became more petrified, almost on the verge of rock collapse...

What kind of crap are you reading, so misguided...

"Then will I have a child? But... I'm not ready yet..." After falling into shyness, Bai Xue was worried about the fact that he would have a child soon, and he changed by himself like a TV drama There are several expressions, and the facial muscles are rich and vivid.

Shen Xun, who was gradually slowed down by being so thundered, took a deep breath, sighed silently, and turned around vicissitudes of life to face Bai Xue, who tilted his head in distress.

"Princess, I just kissed you out of necessity. That will not cause you any loss, and you will not be pregnant! It is just a light touch, which is a life-saving action!"

"Huh?" Bai Xue expressed doubts.

"It means when a person is suffocating, you have to go up and exhale mouth-to-mouth. In short! This is very pure! And you won't get pregnant!" Shen Xun tried his best to explain to Bai Science, trying to make him understand that this is not true. It's not some kind of driving operation that makes people pregnant, let alone something like being responsible for his marriage!

Fighting the princess with the prince, and the ending of the princess and the dwarf in the end, no matter how you look at it, it destroys the fairy tale concept given by the system.The pairing of a prince and a princess conforms to socialism!

"Ah... is that so..." Bai Xue lowered his head in disappointment, and said this in a depressed voice.

Shen Xuncai didn't care if he didn't notice this, he just wanted to try to correct the princess' thinking now, the current princess' thinking is too dangerous! !Why is there no personal characteristics of being pretentious, noble, deserted, rebellious and unruly at all? ?

He approached Bai Xue, sat upright, played the role of a lecturer again, and said solemnly: "Princess Bai Xue, how noble and beautiful you are, how many people in this world are admiring you! You should find a prince with the same status to be worthy." It's yours! Don't ever think of finding a dwarf or other dwarfs to spend your life, that's a way to kill yourself! Don't be a little white flower stuck in cow dung!"

Unknowingly, he compared himself to cow dung, scolding him so much that he didn't even realize it.

It was rare for Bai Xue to listen carefully to Shen Xun's rationale, think independently, and put forward his own ideas: "But cow dung nourishes flowers, and flowers will thrive. Cow dung provides nourishment for them. Flowers need cow dung to survive. , and flowers also like cow dung, what should I do?"

Shen Xun resolutely vetoed: "That won't work either!"

Bai Xue glanced at him, but calmed down, with a smile on his lips, he replied easily: "Okay."

Is this approval or not?

Shen Xun looked at Bai Xue suspiciously, but Bai Xue didn't seem to be bothered about this problem anymore, and turned around to go to the dressing table to fiddle with something.

The author has something to say:

Can't keep daily updates, sorry.

I've been running to the hospital lately

PS: The next article "Su Breaks His Leg" has been confirmed

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