Chickens and ducks are two different species, but they are often mixed together. Naturally, they do not like each other in daily life, so fights between duck pens and chicken pens often occur.
In order to create a good atmosphere in the poultry pen, Huang Tianba, the first brother in the chicken pen, shortened the distance between each other, and in order to show that what he said to Shen Xun that day was not casual, he took the opportunity to show that he was a chicken in front of Fat Ya. The chicken who kept his word actually mobilized two circles of poultry to hold a beauty contest.
This Huang Tianba is also really capable. Under his orders, the poultry set off one after another, and started to organize the first beauty pageant spanning two laps.
That's right, in Huang Tianba's good wishes, this beauty pageant will definitely have a second and a third and so on.
Moreover, Huang Tianba racked his brains and exhausted his lifelong knowledge, and finally came up with an excellent name for this beauty pageant.
"Dirt Circle 101"
After saying the name, Huang Tianba looked at Shen Xun excitedly, longing to be admired by Shen Xun for his talent.
Shen Xun raised his eyebrows, the soil circle is quite realistic, but where did the number 101 come from?
"Ah... this..." Huang Tianba's eyes began to wander, "because... because... I only know... one and zero..." After saying this, Huang Tianba felt a little ashamed.
But Shen Xun didn't react with ridicule, after all, in his cognition, the big rooster is very good at one and zero.
On the contrary, he praised sincerely: "You must be the smartest in the chicken coop." Of course, if there are ducks with his IQ in the duck pen, don't try to surpass it. about there.
Huang Tianba was taken aback when he heard this, and looked at Shen Xun, as if he didn't mean to be joking, his eyes were full of sincerity.
This is the first time Huang Tianba has received sincere praise. It is not that there are no poultry to praise him on weekdays. They are not sincere, and they are all due to its coercion in the chicken coop and its force value. The above is "slapping chicken farts", and the flattery makes it feel less than genuinely happy.
But this ordinary compliment is different, it is said by the other party sincerely, without any element of flattering it.And it is the "fat girl" that Xiao Xiao has been thinking about for a long time.
Huang Tianba felt happy from the inside out, and even felt a little elated.
So he said to Shen Xun: "Fat girl, you are so good-looking, you must be No.1!"
Shen Xun flapped its wings: "I'm not going!"
"No, I've already told you that you will participate, and the duck circle is already getting excited!" Huang Tianba said without refusal.
"It's none of my business!" Shen Xun almost jumped up.
……
Although Shen Xun expressed strong refusal, the atmosphere in the duck pen became more and more heated.Thanks to the sponsorship of Huang Tianba's boss, the families of the two circles worked hard, and soon they built a slightly higher platform made of mud and sand.A chicken who is usually the most able to call was also selected as the master of ceremonies. All the poultry sat in the audience to cheer and cheer, and Huang Tianba sat in the middle like a mountain.
Participating poultry, ducks and chickens each accounted for half.The participating poultry had excited expressions on their faces, and their legs couldn't help jumping up and down while waiting.
Due to the collective pressure of the group of poultry, even Shen Xun, the tyrant of the duck pen, could not resist the collective rebellion.Finally agreed to participate, and was supported by a group of poultry, as if he was afraid that he would run away.
To Shen Xun's surprise, the ugly girl was also in the participating team.And enjoy the same supportive treatment as him.
The ugly girl looked down at her feet, looking listless, not interested in the things in front of her.With a casual glance, he caught sight of Shen Xun, and those black stone eyes instantly burst into splendor, and his happiness was beyond words.
Why does this ugly brat look so naked? Shen Xun admits that he looks delicious now, and sometimes he wants to taste his fat, beautiful and strong duck meat when he is hungry.
But it was also too explicit.
The ugly girl immediately came to his side, broke through the siege from the layers of ducks, jumped up together, and rubbed against Shen Xun with the feathers.Shen Xun couldn't help but slap him back to his original position.
In an instant, those swarthy-black eyes were wet, extremely aggrieved.Shen Xun turned his head away, deliberately not looking at him.
At this time, the game has begun!
The master of ceremonies jumped onto the platform easily, and even spun around on the stage, thinking it was very beautiful.
"Good morning, fellow poultry!"
All the poultry in the audience were calling frantically, and the sounds of "guji" and "quack" came and went one after another.
"On this beautiful morning, how fresh the air is, how beautiful the scenery is, how boiling our chickens and ducks are!"
The poultry cheered again.
What made them scream even louder was still behind.
"It is worth congratulating that this year's Dirt Circle 101 is about to begin!" the emcee chicken was impassioned, "First of all, we would like to thank the boss Huang Tianba who promoted the holding of this competition!"
Shen Xun's duck face twitched, where did this group of poultry learn the word boss?
"It's the bravest, most handsome, most temperamental, and the one who loves chubby the most in our chicken coop—our chicken brother, Huang Tianba!"
Shen Xun felt that there were too many pitfalls, and he didn't know where to start...
"Come on, let's welcome our chicken brother with a warm cry!"
"Heck, heck... the chicken brother is so handsome!"
"Quack quack... the chicken brother is mighty!"
Amidst the many praises, Huang Tianba, the first brother in the chicken pen, slowly got up, and waved his hands at the front, back, left, and right poultry with a big man's demeanor. Screaming like a fan girl.
Amidst the screams of support, when Huang Tianba gracefully turned around and sat down, his eyes met Shen Xun who was waiting in the waiting room, he gave him a very handsome wink, and then blew a kiss with his chicken wings.
Before Shen Xun had time to get goosebumps, a gray figure who was thinner than himself pulled him away, and stood in front of him to accept the blown kiss.
Kiss flew to the duck by mistake, and Huang Tianba's face was full of anger when he realized it.And the dark eyes of the ugly girl were as gloomy as a bottomless abyss at this time, Huang Tianba who was looking at them was actually a little startled.
In the stalemate between the two sides, seeing that the two-lap "friendly match" was about to be ruined, a key voice broke the deadlock.
"Why do you still do it? I'm going to play in the water!" Shen Xun impatiently reminded the two chickens and ducks who didn't know why they were frozen there.
As soon as Shen Xun made a sound, Huang Tianba immediately gave up staring at the ugly girl, and immediately flashed loving eyes at Shen Xun, and replied obediently: "Do it, do it, don't worry!"
The master of ceremonies is very good at watching "corn eyes", and immediately took over the conversation: "Next, we will start our first soil circle 101 competition immediately!"
The cheers continued...
"Please invite our No. [-] contestant duck!" The host of ceremonies snapped and pointed at the ugly girl, "That is, we crossed two laps and are famous for being ugly. Ah!"
A group of poultry actually booed...
"Please invite our ugly girl!"
All the poultry's eyes fell on the ugly little girl.
And the ugly girl is obviously still a little confused, her big eyes are not in the state.
Seeing that the atmosphere at the scene was very enthusiastic, the master of ceremonies immediately gave chicken brother Huang Tianba a look.Huang Tianba also returned a satisfied look in embarrassment.
According to the current order of waiting, the ugly girl is not the first one. In the original order, Shen Xun is still ahead of the ugly girl.However, in the previous incident of contradicting the "golden master" Huang Tianba, the master of ceremonies acted accordingly. In order to please the chicken brother, he immediately changed the position of the ugly girl, intending to watch the ugly girl make a fool of himself.
The surrounding poultry were all excited, their eyes were full of excitement, they kept urging the ugly girl to come on stage, and the atmosphere of the scene was full of malice.
The ugly girl looked at the poultry who usually bullied it indifferently, knowing in her heart that these poultry wanted to see it laugh, no matter whether it would make a fool of itself, they would laugh at it, as long as it stood up, it would become the object of ridicule from the audience .
This kind of behavior of mocking and satirizing the other party will bring them pleasure, even if they themselves are not much better, or even worse, but they are full of hearts thinking that they have found someone who is inferior to themselves.
So they treat each other with malicious behaviors, they will not suddenly go astray, and they will not have the slightest guilt, they will immerse themselves in their own unbearable happiness.
A mean man is always mean and happy, while a noble man is always thinking and guilty.
The ugly girl puffed up her chest, and glanced at the excited poultry contemptuously. Her posture was like an elegant queen. At that moment, even though she was dusty, she was especially eye-catching among the white domestic ducks.
Seeing such an aura of an ugly girl for the first time, all the poultry couldn't help being stunned, and the momentum of shouting became weaker in an instant.
Sometimes, instead of showing weakness and seeking a temporary safety, it is better to fight against them for the respect they deserve.
The ugly girl stepped forward and walked towards the platform. At this time, a plump pure white body stopped it with a wing, and quickly surpassed it and flew onto the platform.
Looking at the snow-white figure on the stage with swarthy eyes, he was stunned.
Is it saving itself?Could it be that when it bullied itself before, it was so that other poultry would not bully itself? The taste hit it.
But the truth is, Shen Xun was impatient to wait, and felt that so much time was wasted, this group of poultry didn't even finish the first contestant, so what if he delayed his meal time?He still wants to go back to swim the river soon!
He looked at it from the side, and felt that the ugly girl was not too happy to be the first one to come up. Since he was in a hurry, he might as well be the first one, and then quickly went off to do his own business.As for bullying, the former Fat Yayuan did it sincerely.
So all the poultry looked at Shen Xun standing on the stage in a daze, not daring to raise any objections.
They bully the weak and are braver than ever, and those who are stronger than themselves have the ability to shrink.
Huang Tianba stood up, and shouted anxiously to Shen Xun: "Fat girl hasn't reached you yet!"
Shen Xun glared at it, shook its wings, and said, "I'm the first one!" Turning around, he said to the master of ceremonies, "Isn't it?"
The master of ceremonies watched Shen Xun shaking his extremely lethal ass, and immediately said: "That's right, I made a mistake just now!"
All the poultry were forced by Wei Li's ass, and dared not make a sound.
Huang Tianba was forced to express his feelings for a while, and didn't want to resist.
"Let me introduce myself. I am an ordinary male duck from the duck pen. I was born in the duck pen. I have loved peace since I was a child, and I like to uphold justice. I reject bullying and promote the harmonious development of society. I am very positive."
The poultry became even more silent...
The tyrant in the duck circle actually said that he loves peace, upholds justice, and rejects bullying...
"Fat girl said it well! I'm so touched!" Huang Tianba joined in in time, but he didn't understand what Shen Xun said at all.
But follow the inspiration.
Shen Xun didn't change his expression: "...the stage name in the circle is Fat Ya, everyone likes to vote or not, anyway, I don't care." After saying this, Shen Xun planned to fly off the stage to pursue his own freedom.
Huang Tianba stood up excitedly: "In this competition, the winner of the two most beautiful laps of poultry is Fatty!" Seeing Shen Xun leave, it followed closely.
Seeing Huang Tianba's figure about to go away, the master of ceremonies came back to his senses, and quickly called Huang Tianba.
"Wait, wait! What about the rest?"
"It's no match!" Huang Tianba had already walked away...
As a result, the first "Soil Circle 101" two-lap beauty contest quickly came to an end, with No.1 contestant Pang Ya winning the title of "Most Beautiful Two-lap Poultry".
In addition, Shen Xun not only won the competition, but also harvested a piece of love from the ugly girl who didn't know the truth, and the heart that was moved by the hero who saved the duck.
The author has something to say:
By accident...
This golden finger is still very powerful
In order to create a good atmosphere in the poultry pen, Huang Tianba, the first brother in the chicken pen, shortened the distance between each other, and in order to show that what he said to Shen Xun that day was not casual, he took the opportunity to show that he was a chicken in front of Fat Ya. The chicken who kept his word actually mobilized two circles of poultry to hold a beauty contest.
This Huang Tianba is also really capable. Under his orders, the poultry set off one after another, and started to organize the first beauty pageant spanning two laps.
That's right, in Huang Tianba's good wishes, this beauty pageant will definitely have a second and a third and so on.
Moreover, Huang Tianba racked his brains and exhausted his lifelong knowledge, and finally came up with an excellent name for this beauty pageant.
"Dirt Circle 101"
After saying the name, Huang Tianba looked at Shen Xun excitedly, longing to be admired by Shen Xun for his talent.
Shen Xun raised his eyebrows, the soil circle is quite realistic, but where did the number 101 come from?
"Ah... this..." Huang Tianba's eyes began to wander, "because... because... I only know... one and zero..." After saying this, Huang Tianba felt a little ashamed.
But Shen Xun didn't react with ridicule, after all, in his cognition, the big rooster is very good at one and zero.
On the contrary, he praised sincerely: "You must be the smartest in the chicken coop." Of course, if there are ducks with his IQ in the duck pen, don't try to surpass it. about there.
Huang Tianba was taken aback when he heard this, and looked at Shen Xun, as if he didn't mean to be joking, his eyes were full of sincerity.
This is the first time Huang Tianba has received sincere praise. It is not that there are no poultry to praise him on weekdays. They are not sincere, and they are all due to its coercion in the chicken coop and its force value. The above is "slapping chicken farts", and the flattery makes it feel less than genuinely happy.
But this ordinary compliment is different, it is said by the other party sincerely, without any element of flattering it.And it is the "fat girl" that Xiao Xiao has been thinking about for a long time.
Huang Tianba felt happy from the inside out, and even felt a little elated.
So he said to Shen Xun: "Fat girl, you are so good-looking, you must be No.1!"
Shen Xun flapped its wings: "I'm not going!"
"No, I've already told you that you will participate, and the duck circle is already getting excited!" Huang Tianba said without refusal.
"It's none of my business!" Shen Xun almost jumped up.
……
Although Shen Xun expressed strong refusal, the atmosphere in the duck pen became more and more heated.Thanks to the sponsorship of Huang Tianba's boss, the families of the two circles worked hard, and soon they built a slightly higher platform made of mud and sand.A chicken who is usually the most able to call was also selected as the master of ceremonies. All the poultry sat in the audience to cheer and cheer, and Huang Tianba sat in the middle like a mountain.
Participating poultry, ducks and chickens each accounted for half.The participating poultry had excited expressions on their faces, and their legs couldn't help jumping up and down while waiting.
Due to the collective pressure of the group of poultry, even Shen Xun, the tyrant of the duck pen, could not resist the collective rebellion.Finally agreed to participate, and was supported by a group of poultry, as if he was afraid that he would run away.
To Shen Xun's surprise, the ugly girl was also in the participating team.And enjoy the same supportive treatment as him.
The ugly girl looked down at her feet, looking listless, not interested in the things in front of her.With a casual glance, he caught sight of Shen Xun, and those black stone eyes instantly burst into splendor, and his happiness was beyond words.
Why does this ugly brat look so naked? Shen Xun admits that he looks delicious now, and sometimes he wants to taste his fat, beautiful and strong duck meat when he is hungry.
But it was also too explicit.
The ugly girl immediately came to his side, broke through the siege from the layers of ducks, jumped up together, and rubbed against Shen Xun with the feathers.Shen Xun couldn't help but slap him back to his original position.
In an instant, those swarthy-black eyes were wet, extremely aggrieved.Shen Xun turned his head away, deliberately not looking at him.
At this time, the game has begun!
The master of ceremonies jumped onto the platform easily, and even spun around on the stage, thinking it was very beautiful.
"Good morning, fellow poultry!"
All the poultry in the audience were calling frantically, and the sounds of "guji" and "quack" came and went one after another.
"On this beautiful morning, how fresh the air is, how beautiful the scenery is, how boiling our chickens and ducks are!"
The poultry cheered again.
What made them scream even louder was still behind.
"It is worth congratulating that this year's Dirt Circle 101 is about to begin!" the emcee chicken was impassioned, "First of all, we would like to thank the boss Huang Tianba who promoted the holding of this competition!"
Shen Xun's duck face twitched, where did this group of poultry learn the word boss?
"It's the bravest, most handsome, most temperamental, and the one who loves chubby the most in our chicken coop—our chicken brother, Huang Tianba!"
Shen Xun felt that there were too many pitfalls, and he didn't know where to start...
"Come on, let's welcome our chicken brother with a warm cry!"
"Heck, heck... the chicken brother is so handsome!"
"Quack quack... the chicken brother is mighty!"
Amidst the many praises, Huang Tianba, the first brother in the chicken pen, slowly got up, and waved his hands at the front, back, left, and right poultry with a big man's demeanor. Screaming like a fan girl.
Amidst the screams of support, when Huang Tianba gracefully turned around and sat down, his eyes met Shen Xun who was waiting in the waiting room, he gave him a very handsome wink, and then blew a kiss with his chicken wings.
Before Shen Xun had time to get goosebumps, a gray figure who was thinner than himself pulled him away, and stood in front of him to accept the blown kiss.
Kiss flew to the duck by mistake, and Huang Tianba's face was full of anger when he realized it.And the dark eyes of the ugly girl were as gloomy as a bottomless abyss at this time, Huang Tianba who was looking at them was actually a little startled.
In the stalemate between the two sides, seeing that the two-lap "friendly match" was about to be ruined, a key voice broke the deadlock.
"Why do you still do it? I'm going to play in the water!" Shen Xun impatiently reminded the two chickens and ducks who didn't know why they were frozen there.
As soon as Shen Xun made a sound, Huang Tianba immediately gave up staring at the ugly girl, and immediately flashed loving eyes at Shen Xun, and replied obediently: "Do it, do it, don't worry!"
The master of ceremonies is very good at watching "corn eyes", and immediately took over the conversation: "Next, we will start our first soil circle 101 competition immediately!"
The cheers continued...
"Please invite our No. [-] contestant duck!" The host of ceremonies snapped and pointed at the ugly girl, "That is, we crossed two laps and are famous for being ugly. Ah!"
A group of poultry actually booed...
"Please invite our ugly girl!"
All the poultry's eyes fell on the ugly little girl.
And the ugly girl is obviously still a little confused, her big eyes are not in the state.
Seeing that the atmosphere at the scene was very enthusiastic, the master of ceremonies immediately gave chicken brother Huang Tianba a look.Huang Tianba also returned a satisfied look in embarrassment.
According to the current order of waiting, the ugly girl is not the first one. In the original order, Shen Xun is still ahead of the ugly girl.However, in the previous incident of contradicting the "golden master" Huang Tianba, the master of ceremonies acted accordingly. In order to please the chicken brother, he immediately changed the position of the ugly girl, intending to watch the ugly girl make a fool of himself.
The surrounding poultry were all excited, their eyes were full of excitement, they kept urging the ugly girl to come on stage, and the atmosphere of the scene was full of malice.
The ugly girl looked at the poultry who usually bullied it indifferently, knowing in her heart that these poultry wanted to see it laugh, no matter whether it would make a fool of itself, they would laugh at it, as long as it stood up, it would become the object of ridicule from the audience .
This kind of behavior of mocking and satirizing the other party will bring them pleasure, even if they themselves are not much better, or even worse, but they are full of hearts thinking that they have found someone who is inferior to themselves.
So they treat each other with malicious behaviors, they will not suddenly go astray, and they will not have the slightest guilt, they will immerse themselves in their own unbearable happiness.
A mean man is always mean and happy, while a noble man is always thinking and guilty.
The ugly girl puffed up her chest, and glanced at the excited poultry contemptuously. Her posture was like an elegant queen. At that moment, even though she was dusty, she was especially eye-catching among the white domestic ducks.
Seeing such an aura of an ugly girl for the first time, all the poultry couldn't help being stunned, and the momentum of shouting became weaker in an instant.
Sometimes, instead of showing weakness and seeking a temporary safety, it is better to fight against them for the respect they deserve.
The ugly girl stepped forward and walked towards the platform. At this time, a plump pure white body stopped it with a wing, and quickly surpassed it and flew onto the platform.
Looking at the snow-white figure on the stage with swarthy eyes, he was stunned.
Is it saving itself?Could it be that when it bullied itself before, it was so that other poultry would not bully itself? The taste hit it.
But the truth is, Shen Xun was impatient to wait, and felt that so much time was wasted, this group of poultry didn't even finish the first contestant, so what if he delayed his meal time?He still wants to go back to swim the river soon!
He looked at it from the side, and felt that the ugly girl was not too happy to be the first one to come up. Since he was in a hurry, he might as well be the first one, and then quickly went off to do his own business.As for bullying, the former Fat Yayuan did it sincerely.
So all the poultry looked at Shen Xun standing on the stage in a daze, not daring to raise any objections.
They bully the weak and are braver than ever, and those who are stronger than themselves have the ability to shrink.
Huang Tianba stood up, and shouted anxiously to Shen Xun: "Fat girl hasn't reached you yet!"
Shen Xun glared at it, shook its wings, and said, "I'm the first one!" Turning around, he said to the master of ceremonies, "Isn't it?"
The master of ceremonies watched Shen Xun shaking his extremely lethal ass, and immediately said: "That's right, I made a mistake just now!"
All the poultry were forced by Wei Li's ass, and dared not make a sound.
Huang Tianba was forced to express his feelings for a while, and didn't want to resist.
"Let me introduce myself. I am an ordinary male duck from the duck pen. I was born in the duck pen. I have loved peace since I was a child, and I like to uphold justice. I reject bullying and promote the harmonious development of society. I am very positive."
The poultry became even more silent...
The tyrant in the duck circle actually said that he loves peace, upholds justice, and rejects bullying...
"Fat girl said it well! I'm so touched!" Huang Tianba joined in in time, but he didn't understand what Shen Xun said at all.
But follow the inspiration.
Shen Xun didn't change his expression: "...the stage name in the circle is Fat Ya, everyone likes to vote or not, anyway, I don't care." After saying this, Shen Xun planned to fly off the stage to pursue his own freedom.
Huang Tianba stood up excitedly: "In this competition, the winner of the two most beautiful laps of poultry is Fatty!" Seeing Shen Xun leave, it followed closely.
Seeing Huang Tianba's figure about to go away, the master of ceremonies came back to his senses, and quickly called Huang Tianba.
"Wait, wait! What about the rest?"
"It's no match!" Huang Tianba had already walked away...
As a result, the first "Soil Circle 101" two-lap beauty contest quickly came to an end, with No.1 contestant Pang Ya winning the title of "Most Beautiful Two-lap Poultry".
In addition, Shen Xun not only won the competition, but also harvested a piece of love from the ugly girl who didn't know the truth, and the heart that was moved by the hero who saved the duck.
The author has something to say:
By accident...
This golden finger is still very powerful
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