[Comprehensive Fairy Tale] Today I am still full of energy

Facts have proved that people are shameless and invincible.

So Shen Xun was knocked out of his wits by this earth-shattering father's shout, and was completely defeated.

He didn't care about his own or not, he gave the homeless enough food and some money, and waved him off.

He turned around and saw this little guy in front of him. His round face was still expressionless, and his eyes were big and round. He stood there like a white dumpling. He was the one who would be pinched twice by the neighbor's aunt when he walked on the street. cute.

Shen Xun has no experience in raising children, so he plans to start by introducing himself.

"Hi, my name is Randall, it's...the person who raised you! Not your father! Don't shout!" Shen Xun seriously corrected the name just now.

Mrs. Xiaozheng nodded to show that she understood, and said, "Is there any water? I want to take a bath."

Shen Xun raised his eyebrows, unexpectedly meeting such a kid who didn't follow the rules.

"Normally, you should tell me your name first."

Mrs. Xiaozheng didn't feel embarrassed to correct it at all, and said calmly: "Hello, Randall, my name is..." He paused for a moment, then continued: "Ai Yazi."

The name is a bit strange, but Shen Xun didn't think about it, nodded to express his understanding, and then used magic to get him a bucket of bath water. No sense of accomplishment.

He began to feel that his life with this young lady might not be as smooth as he had imagined.

Since there will be one more person living in the wooden house in the future, Shen Xun tidied up another wooden house full of sundries with magic and let Ai Yazi move in.Ai Yazi also took the initiative to come to Shen Xun and asked for his own benefits, for example, he asked for a few clean clothes, a daily bath, saponin, and three meals on time so that he can be healthy and fast The point grows taller and so on.

Shen Xun, who has always been able to feed the whole family by himself, listened to the baby-faced little Zhengtai calmly say these things, one head and two older, almost wanting to rush the Zhengtai back in front of him.

So he lowered his head irritably, looked at Ai Yazi with a frown, and said in a bad tone: "You were sold to me! I didn't ask you to come here! Don't ask for such a good treatment! Do you understand?" ?” At this time, Shen Xun was completely reduced to the face of a vicious supporting role that is often seen in TV dramas, the kind who has such a bad attitude towards the cute little Zhengtai, the kind who wants to be shot in the head by the audience every minute.

Facing Shen Xun's words, Ai Yazi still didn't show any fear on his white face. The old god looked up at him from the ground, and said in a flat tone, "Oh, so you want to torture me?"

His tone and demeanor were exactly the same as when he called him "Dad" just now!

Shen Xun began to wonder if this Ai Yazi had facial paralysis, or lack of emotion, or how could he not understand his tone?

This was intended to piss him off.

Shen Xun was so choked by this sentence that he couldn't say any more cruel words, and he couldn't really step forward to torture this little lady, so he could only lose again.

Shen Xun waved his hand weakly, and said, "Got it...I'll buy it for you later..."

Ai Yazi nodded, and when he turned to walk away, he turned back and said, "By the way, Randall, do you know my size?"

Shen Xun figured it out, this little guy didn't even know how to use honorific names, so he wasn't afraid of him at all.

Shen Xun gritted his teeth, looked at the little lady standing on the ground who was not as big as his legs, with a cute face and brown eyes full of innocence, which made him unable to get angry at all, so he was like a balloon, just now I was so angry that I was discouraged all of a sudden, as if I had been pricked by a needle.

He had worked as a tailor before, so he naturally knew how to measure, so he was completely frustrated and said, "I'll measure it for you later..."

This time, Ai Yazi finally turned and left with satisfaction.

After turning around, Ai Yazi showed a narrow smile on his usually expressionless face when Shen Xun couldn't see him.

As a baby daddy, Shen Xun manipulated the flying broom to go to the nearest town to purchase a series of things.

Shen Xun threw a lot of things in front of Ai Yazi, and Ai Yazi, who was sitting on a chair, slowly jumped off the high chair with two short legs, and walked to the pile of things that Shen Xun had just bought. In front of the returned items, he began to check one by one. When he picked up those clothes, his lovely eyebrows frowned, and he said in a milky voice: "This seems to be bigger than my figure." Then he looked up at Shen Xun, which seems to mean he complained that he couldn't even measure the size well.

If it weren't for the fact that Xiaozheng is too small with arms and legs, Shen Xun is not easy to bully minors, otherwise Shen Xun would give his little head a stir-fried chestnut every minute.

Shen Xun leaned against the door with folded arms, looked at Ai Yazi with raised eyebrows, and said, "First of all, you have to learn to use honorific names, please call me Mr. Randall in the future!"

Hearing this, Ai Yazi's white face returned to his expressionless face, and his big eyes stared at him insubstantially, obviously not agreeing with his words.

Shen Xun couldn't bear it any longer, walked in front of Ai Yazi, bent down, face to face, stretched out his fingers and flicked on that smooth forehead!

Sure enough, this flick of the forehead made Ai Yazi widen his already big eyes in astonishment, and looked at him in shock.Seeing that the little Zhengtai finally didn't look like he was being dragged to the sky, Shen Xun was very proud, so he stretched out his finger again, and a red mark appeared on the white tender skin instantly.

The accumulated pain from these two strokes was much heavier at once. Ai Yazi looked at Shen Xun's slender white fingers still resting two centimeters in front of his forehead, as if he hadn't stopped the "violent" behavior. Quickly throwing away the clothes in his hands, he quickly covered his smooth forehead with his two short hands, trying to stop Shen Xun's behavior.

Xiao Zhengtai is short and small, with fair skin and a round face, staring at Shen Xun with big eyes, and covering her forehead with her short hands, this move really has a childish taste, it looks really cute important.

Seeing that his "violence" had achieved results, Shen Xun withdrew his hand, narrowed his eyes with a smile, and showed all his big white teeth, and said with no concealment of joy, "That's right, little girl!" The child is so cute." Looking at the little Zhengtai in front of him who looked like a glutinous white dumpling, this move was so cute, Shen Xun didn't control his hand for a moment, stretched out his hand and pinched the round white face twice, his hand ~It feels soft and very comfortable.

Shen Xun, who was happy, pinched Ai Yazi's face, and explained the size of the clothes: "Because you are growing, and you are growing fast, your clothes will soon be unfit, so why don't you just buy longer ones? Will always change clothes."

Shen Xun spoke earnestly about his mother's mentality. When he was a child, he often wore clothes one size larger, so that his mother would not have to buy clothes frequently.Of course, Shen Xun's mood is different from that of his mother, he is too lazy to go to the town to buy it all the time.

Ai Yazi's face was being ravaged by Shen Xun, he waved off Shen Xun's hand in dissatisfaction.Shen Xun accepted it as soon as he saw it, and he was not angry when he was beaten. He was still smiling and in a good mood.

Ai Yazi rubbed the face that was pinched by Shen Xun just now, but his tone was not in a hurry, and he still said calmly: "Can't you make clothes?"

Shen Xun smiled and said, "Yes, but it's too troublesome." Shen Xun still has a little skill in making clothes, but making clothes is not that simple. You need to buy fabrics and sewing machines. Of course, the original body does not have these things, and Shen Xun is too lazy I went to buy it, thinking that I would just buy a ready-made one anyway.

Ai Yazi nodded to show his understanding, then looked through the pile of daily necessities and said, "Why are there no books?"

"Huh?" Shen Xun was surprised, "Can you read?"

Ai Yazi looks to be five or six years old, and he usually looks mature in speech and expression, but Shen Xun thinks it is because of years of wandering life and having an unreliable father. It would be too weird for a child to become this kind of character, but if he could recognize words.

Ai Yazi's movements paused for a moment, and then quickly returned to nature, almost invisible, and said naturally and calmly: "No."

Shen Xun said as a matter of course: "Then why do you want the book? I can't read it."

Ai Yazi asked, "Are you illiterate?"

Shen Xun asked confusedly: "Of course not, why are you asking this?"

Ai Yazi took it for granted: "You should teach me how to read. I am just learning at my age, so I need books."

Previously, Shen Xun implemented "one-finger flick" and finally regained the dominance of the conversation between the two, but now Ai Yazi easily dominated the conversation.

But now Shen Xun couldn't go up and flick the little Zhengtai's forehead again, so he had to grit his teeth and say, "Why should I teach you? You didn't come to be adopted by me!"

Regarding the fact that Shen Xun once again pointed out that he was abandoned by the tramp, Ai Yazi didn't have too much emotion, not even a trace of sadness flashed in his eyes, and stared at him with those big innocent eyes again, without any emotion. Without hesitation, "Oh, so you're going to make me illiterate?"

Shen Xun: "..."

Why take it for granted and ask him to do something as a father!Is it necessary to educate him to become a successor who studies hard and makes progress every day?

Eh?Wait... Maybe he can really transfer this kid to be his successor...

Isn't the system good at this...

The male voice of the system was silent, but he thought in his heart that this Shen Xun's brain circuit is really abnormal. Every time he wants to do this kind of thing, the effect will always be unexpected, it is unexpectedly crooked to the sky!

As long as it doesn't make too many mistakes, the male voice of the system will usually let Shen Xun mess around.

So Ai Yazi looked at Shen Xun, who was originally reluctant, and changed his face in an instant. His face became like a spring breeze, his smile was warm, and he didn't see the impatience just now. He said softly: "How can I make you illiterate? I'll teach you how to read... my dear..." As he spoke, he stroked Ai Yazi's hair with a pair of big hands, looking like a loving father.

Looking at Shen Xun's appearance, Ai Yazi shivered inexplicably.